The Syndicate

FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE BUT I SHALL UNLEASH MY FURY UPON YOU LIKE THE CRASHING OF A THOUSAND WAVES!
BEGONE FOUL MAN, BEGONE FROM ME! A STARTER CAR? THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR! A TRANSPORTER OF GODS, THE GOLDEN GOD!
I AM UNTETHERED AND

* sucking mother * and you will pay the price for what you've done you pig * you mother * you fist * you bike seat sniffing grandmother dry humping * up the * riding no good * swallowing dirt bag mother * i'm going to get you and when i do i'm going to fist * you then i'm going to * on you then i'm going to dump gasoline all over you then i'm going to light your * * up and watch you slowly burn you * * you * nobody you * douchbag you * rat you * narc you * cockchugger you * good for nothing mother * did you think that i wouldn't care that you did what you did did you think that you were being some sort of hero for doing it do you feel like some sort of hero well hero you better find some superpowers because im going to come over to your place later and stick my size 12 in your * * * * and beat your * * and * stained face to a pulp and leave you for the alligators to eat and whatever is left over im going to feed to the pigs they'll never find you again you ball sniffer you overgrown taint you syphillus infected * bubble you bloody vaginal fart you are lower than the lowest form of * drinking * mother * on this planet i wouldnt give a rats * if your whole family goes up in smoke i wouldnt care if they were shot * burned lynched pistol whipped drug behind some rednecks pickup truck and then they fed the little chunks that were left to the buzzards they wouldnt even eat you you ****ling waste of space watch your back you * nobody you ruined it for me and i will not forget it die mother * you gonna die mother * you gonna wish you never * with me you are gonna beg me for mercy as i twist your ugly face off your head and kick it up your fat * your stinking * stained good for nothing sit around and play with yourself all day * * im gonna get you dont think i dont know who you are either dont think you can sit behind the anonymous name you used on the blog because in the admin section it collects everyones ip address just because you are the biggest * * ive ever met here is a quick definition IP Address (Internet Protocol Address) A unique number consisting of 4 parts separated by dots, eg 165.113.245.2 (look familiar?) Every machine that is on the Internet has a unique IP address - if a machine does not have an IP address, it is not really on the Internet that means that your computer tells the computer that my blog is sitting on exactly who you are you * good for nothing cow * licker oh just wait until i get my hands on you because i know exactly who the * you are ohhhh just wait because you are going to beg me to stop * you with the biggest blunt object i can find in your ****hole little house after i kick in your door do you think this will be the first time that it has come to this do you think that im just some dumb * * who would just let you get away with this because if you did you will be waking up later tonight from your quiet little slumber with a huge angry white * looking down at you watching you breath your last * no good ball sack smelling breath my advice would be to leave now and run far far away but thats not far enough you better just put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger because when i get you youre gonna beg me for a bullet your gonna beg me to put an end to your worthless existence... watch your back because even if you think that the distance between us will save you i have plent of cash to pay someone enough money to do exactly what i am imagining it will be a couple of crack heads and heroine addicts who will do anything for a few weeks of blow and smack do you know what those mother * will do for me think about it because you better leave me an apology after this and find a way to resolve the violent feeling i am having right now as i sit here thinking about smashing your *

# 15
Alias: Phosphorus
Source: The atomic number of phosphorus is 15
Member Of: Fatal 5’s
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: Your chemical composition causes you to glow in the dark. Because of this unique property, no one is capable of sneaking up on you at night. Your glow allows you to learn the identity of anyone who targets you at night. If multiple players target you on the same night, you will be given a list of those players names but not the powers that each of them used. You can choose to have your lists shared publically in the thread upon your death.

# 16
Alias: Birthday Girl
Source: In the US, a girl’s 16th birthday is referred to as her Sweet 16 and is supposed to be an important day
Member Of: Crazy 8’s
Power Type: Passive Ability (cannot be blocked or replicated)
Role Description: The loss of you at such a young and tender age will cause all the other players to mourn your death. If you are lynched, there will be two consecutive night phases. If you are killed by any other means, there will be two consecutive day phases.

# 22
Alias: *secret*
Source: *secret*
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: *secret*
Role Description: *secret*

# 41
Alias: *secret*
Source: *secret*
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: *secret*
Role Description: *secret*

# 42
Alias: The Button
Source: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Mafia from The Piano
Member Of: Sinister 6’s, Lucky 7’s
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: You are in the possession of a big, red button. It is welcoming in appearance and clearly must do something. If you wish, you may choose to press it.

# 46
Alias: Diana
Source: Project Diana began in 1946, signaling the birth of radar astronomy
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you get to bounce a radar signal off one player of your choice. You must also choose a frequency for this test (select one of the other factions in the game). Upon the return of your radar signal, you will learn whether or not that player is on the faction you checked them for.


# 58
Alias: The Asymptomatic Carrier
Source: The Asian Flu Pandemic came to an end in 1958, after claiming over two million lives worldwide
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: You are infected with a deadly strain of influenza but aren’t hurt by it. Every person you vote for will become infected. You will also infect every player who targets you with a day or night power. Anyone you infect will, in turn, infect anyone they vote for and any player using a night or day power on them. Once 2/3 of all players have become infected, one player will die each day. Two day phases after #58 dies, the virus will stop spreading but infected players will still be at risk of dying until the infection rate drops below 50%.

# 70
Alias: The Weirdo
Source: In mathematics and number theory, 70 is the smallest of the ‘weird numbers.’
Member Of: Fatal 5’s, Lucky 7’s
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: You are a weird number. So weird, in fact, that the other numbers keep their distance from you at night, making you immune to night kills.

# 71
Alias: The Ford Pinto
Source: The infamous Ford Pinto hit the streets in 1971
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Passively Triggered Ability
Role Description: Every third vote against you has a 50% chance of causing you to detonate, taking that voter with you to the grave and cancelling the rest of the day phase.

fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell,