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by G-Man
Mon Oct 30, 2017 3:08 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: Pirate Mafia [END GAME]
Replies: 1531
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Re: Pirate Mafia [DAY 0]

Arr, ye scurvy curs. Ye best be countin' yer blessin's that yer little venture here doesn't include that Crusader of the Caribbean, the Antagonist of the Azores, the Instigator of the Indian Ocean, the Plunderer of the Pacific Islands, and the Bastard of the Barbary Coast, yer good Captain G-Man.

Yo ho, me hearties, yer lucky indeed, for it was I who, in one of me first ever outings of these sort, did sell out me villainous teammates in an attempted exchange for parlay. I've sailed many seas and stolen many a ship since those days but don't let yerself be fooled into thinking old Captain G-Man's gone soft now. I've got mermaid blood in me veins and I'd tie you by yer ankles to the mizzenmast before ye'd even have a chance to yelp for yer mothers. I've been known to rip out the tongues of any man or woman that crosses and use them to scrub the poop deck.

Keep watchin' that horizon and be grateful yer voyage doesn't cross paths with me. Yar!

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