
To those of you who did not vote for 'spice' while the option was still available, I simply shake my head in disappointment. Clearly you have more to learn about the virtues that spice, in all of its varieties, has to offer. Particularly Old Spice body wash, which 999,999 out of one million women agree smells 150 bajillion times better on a man than lady-scented body wash. In time, under the right tutelage, you will learn tha-

BEARGLOVE!

Really, Terry? We're back to this again?

WHY NOT? YOU CAME BACK AND YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THIS GAME EITHER!


THAT'S A BUNCH OF BULLSUIT! HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU POSTING HERE WON'T SCARE PEOPLE AWAY?

Because I possess charisma. Maybe if you got yourself a little culture, you'd develop some as well.

I TAKE COOKING LESSONS!

That's a start.

I'M GOOD WITH ANIMALS TOO!

Impressive. What about science?

YUP.

Exciting hobbies?

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, PUNK!

Then maybe you just need to take a cold shower to cool that hot head of yours.

TRIED THAT ALREADY. IT DIDN'T WORK!

Then I am at a loss. I give up.

BEARGLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!