The Syndicate

Sloonei wrote:I want to be asked questions about things. Does anybody have questions for me?
is anybody here at all? I'll take up this whole dang page.

Scotty wrote:Funny story about Andrew Lloyd Webber. I was once dining at the Chiltern Firehouse (lovely place, expensive as balls) in London and in walks ALW, by himself. I recognize him immediately by his stupid face and pompous gait. Sits down to read the paper. Orders tea. Tea comes, but it didn't have a lemon wedge. Blows up at the waiter, spewing little nuggets like " shite standards of service" and "lacking brain cells". People are trying to eat their duck confits and pretend that they don't hear this prick yelling about a missing lemon. He then gets up, and leaves. Didn't pay. Didn't wait for his lemon.

The guy's a class act.

Also, Andrew, if you're listening, don't kill me tonight. Thanks bae