The Syndicate

Beef wellingtonaroni cheesedog

Imagine having a pulse

I was about to place an enjoyable vote for katze, but I realized I would have to find the tally. Maybe next time.

I sure hope so.

Are we having a nice time?

Nice job, everyone. Go get em.

I am extremely pleased to have at least three (3) members of the esteemed MafiaLandia community posting in our very own Syndicate forum at the same time.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Guillotine takes an early lead as an unchallenged campaigner.

I will vote along with whichever individual can provide me with the funniest pun about rocks.

katze wrote: ↑Sun Dec 04, 2022 2:01 pm

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Dec 04, 2022 2:00 pm I like when Ranmilia plays Mafia

I like when katze

I like when Ranmilia plays Mafia

Who wants a petty errand quest

Sabi I’m CRJing again I can’t stop

I don't wanna solve because I am not reading the thread at all and have less than zero time to even think about doing any of that, but I also feel bad that people are Talking About Me that might care deeply about the game, so here are some free takes. Take or leave I don't care okay. I won't be explicitly claiming anything about NPC or not NPC though, because I feel like that defeats the purpose of the game.

- Jack's suspicion is genuine even if misguided. I am capable of not caring about things, but I understand the perception that I am not capable of not caring about things.
- Windward's attempt to interpret Jack's take was genuine. They asked the pertinent questions and did not take either side with more confidence than they should have given their lack of experience with me. They wanted to make up for that lack of experience by seeking the perspectives of others, and that's just fine and dandy.
- Hally gets me. I like Hally.
- SilverKeith digging Jack's take about me is maybe a little weird. Dunno. Leaving me alone until Day 8 sounds like a genuine strategy though, so I wouldn't say he is being opportunistic or something.
- I think c4 seems okay. At least one thing he said about me was a good thing to say. I won't expand for the sake of following my own rules.
- Wilgy should be given his vengeance. He deserves it.

I don't think any of these people look "bad" for this JJJ dialogue, and folks would probably be well-advised to refrain from letting that dialogue become a Major Part of Their World View

I dunno that's all that comes to mind, do your thing friends

Fascinating experiment.

*pours volatile fluid from one beaker into a different beaker and watches it fizzle*

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 8:08 pm Like you’re going about this the wrong way.

Take me and Jay. We are both townies irl. I will shitpost regardless of my alignment but also, we will both attempt to solve the game assuming we are townies or npcs.

When I’m more serious than Jay….what does that say about Jay’s alignment?

My emotions! Let them appeal to your own emotions!

*would self-vote if could be assed to check tally but no way*

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 7:59 pm I kinda wanna yeet everyone hunting for PCs vs NPCs into the sun under both the idea of it being unhelpful and unimportant and easy to get wrong but also the most blatant example of busywork you could think of.

Should I start doing ISO reviews to determine if people are playing the game

Evidence that katze's motivations in this game are dark and foreboding, such that you might consider katze to be aligned with an unsavory faction


Here we see katze immediately proclaiming that they intend to shitpost in the game. I am being asked to believe that katze is just going to shitpost in this Mafia game thread, where players are trying to win the game, as though katze doesn't even care. Well, I'll be the judge. We'll see if this reflects a consistent mindset.


So here, in just their second post, right after the previous post, they post a fart??? Excuse you, I guess? To me this looks like a player who wants to promote the image of being uncaring, and they're just milking it way beyond reason. I don't buy it. This might have even been a nervous fart rebranded as something comedic.


I find it extremely doubtful that katze would just tell everyone they're an NPC like this if they're being honest. Posturing anyone? Fake claiming anyone? You can't just do this.


Oh my god. I can't believe they wrote this post. This is sooooo bad. CLEARLY katze is trying to get in front of wolfsiding by claiming bad reads. This is disgusting.


Blatant pocketing. I hope iaafr and nutella aren't fooled. I'm not buying any of this. The whole ISO is SCREAMING wolf.


OMG will the pocketing never end?


This is pretty damning for Hally. katze town read them so I think they're both bad news.


Oh yeah! I believe you! Not!

~~~

Conclusion

katze is town

This is the first time I have played with @katze

Neon wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 12:11 pm

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 10:06 pm Hey what video game should I play?

Baldur’s Gate 2
Disco Elysium
Dishonored
Final Fantasy 7

BG2

There you go, @Jackofhearts2005. I didn't even have to say it.

Marmot wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 3:27 am

ilario wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 3:26 am

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 3:24 am Epignosis and I often liked to get into big mean fights. We had a mutual understanding and it was all good. But it sure as hell didn’t make for a friendly thread. Learn from Old Jay and be better, friends.

what turned old jay into this current jay

chocolate lasagna and age

chocolate lasagna just made me poop

ilario wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 3:26 am

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 3:24 am Epignosis and I often liked to get into big mean fights. We had a mutual understanding and it was all good. But it sure as hell didn’t make for a friendly thread. Learn from Old Jay and be better, friends.

what turned old jay into this current jay

Maybe that game! (It was the worst town game I have ever played)

More likely though I just determined at some point that happy towns play better, and I should be a part of making that a reality. Plus, well, I wanted to be a Non-Jerk.

Hally wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 3:25 amlove u jay

You ARE love, Hally, they very concept of love wrapped so tightly into a Hally-shaped thing that its abstract definition is rendered physical and tangible, like a beam of light that can be held in one’s hand.

Epignosis and I often liked to get into big mean fights. We had a mutual understanding and it was all good. But it sure as hell didn’t make for a friendly thread. Learn from Old Jay and be better, friends.

ilario wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:16 am

sprityo wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:10 am Did you know it’s been over 10 months since I posted in a mafia game? Me neither. Hello chat

ive never seen jjj get heated and toxic but i couldnt help but click ur epignosis quote in ur banner area to see what the sauce was about lol

I just clicked on that and I would like to apologize for whatever I was in the year 2018

Sabiplz wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 3:09 am Jjj how many times did you listen to crj today

I only had like 8 scrobbles today and they were all her

I can’t be too NPC or I will ruin my NPC meta for future NPC games

Hally wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 3:07 am what would happen if i ping every registered user on this site

They would pong you

Venmo me for mafia reads

Golden, I would like to impress the idea that you leave an impressive impression upon impressionable impressionists.

hello adventurer, and welcome to the town of honeywood

Dyslexicon wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 7:29 pm Oh right, there would be no poll lol

wish i could click ur button

if I get beefed in this game it doesn't count as a missbeef

what's your favorite kind of beef

Golden wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 7:17 pm

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 7:16 pm I've made a huge mistake.

Rank your top 25 mistakes

dunno but your city is named after beef

I've made a huge mistake.