The Syndicate

Butter. It is so vile.

Are there any popular conspiracy theories that tempt or compel you?

Tough call when I hate so many. Right now I am feeling 'Alchemy' with Tom Kavanaugh and Sarah Chalke. It's the worst sort of romantic comedy, and I tend to be kinder to that genre than many.

What's the least satisfying meal you've had while under quarantine?

Ick, not a fan of either. Samoas are slightly less bad I guess. Thin Mints are supreme.

Root beer or birch beer?

Yes, obsessively. At my previous apartment no recycling space was provided, so I dragged piles of junk across town to the recycling center about once per month.

Marinara or alfredo?

No. All donuts are better without goopy shit inside them. I don't need jelly, cream, custard, or whatever. Keep it away from me.

What field of science do you find to be the most interesting?

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Do you bite your nails?

Paperback. Inevitably removing the slip-on covers from hardbacks and then losing them is a bit of a nuisance. They're also less conducive to staying open without extra effort.

Do you find cow's milk even remotely tasty?

44% cacao Venezuelan chocolate buttons at Chocolat on St. Andrew's Street, Cambridge, UK

Which Doctor from Doctor Who is best?

Black olives.

What is the weirdest pizza topping you have tried?

I'll hang out with friends, possibly play some board games, and watch the AAF.

How often do you talk to yourself out loud?

Good to see you indiglo! The blindfold meme from that movie sort of lends itself to challenges given the movie's 15 minutes of popularity. Many people will take any opportunity given to them to get YouTube hits.

What's your favorite kind of rock?

cold pizza with mushrooms and diced tomatoes

Is it possible for art to be objectively good or objectively bad?

Depletion of resources will outpace technological growth before necessary things like faster-than-light travel can ever be developed, if it's even possible.

How much mayonnaise is too much mayonnaise?