The Syndicate

Marmot wrote: ↑Fri Nov 26, 2021 8:46 pm

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:31 pm Sparkle sparkle

uwu

OwO

Sparkle sparkle

Alas Marmot is saved
For it was hardship he braved
There is honor here
And I have no right to sneer
For our next fight shall very much be craved

Mac's traitorous acts shall not be overlooked
And you who mock the Caesar should be cooked
But one traitor worships a god king of his own
Yet no bloody glory from he has been shown
Jack, it is over, you are rather fooked.

dunya wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 6:57 pm some of you are super nerds and it shows

I offer myself to take you all on
I shall shield Caesar until I'm gone
I'll slay you all
Surely you'll fall
As I rip you blood from brawn

You cannot do this
On this honorable contest you'd piss?
There is glory to be had
with no reason to be mad
at this bloody contest of bliss

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 2:33 pm Challenge accepted doctor
This duel, @Urist will proctor
Let us drink whiskey and fight
All through the night
Til the result is a bloody shocker

You have my respect as a warrior.
In honor I'll make it that much gorier.
So that drink I will take,
Before a fine corpse you shall make.
I'll have it sent to next of kin by courier.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 6:17 pm Urist said 7 votes. Let's put 7 votes on Urist and see what happens. Please.

You threaten the sponsor of our bout? Your brain must have developed gout. Or perhaps this is a wish to run away, to cower and pray. Afraid of Wilgy the Champion no doubt.

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 2:25 pm

dunya wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 2:23 pm

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 2:22 pm Jack read a whole bunch of people, concluded that several of them are compatible, which checked out to me, and your name was the one that aligned with most of them.

he named several people, some of them further down in your poe, but you chose to vote for me.

so what gives?

The game felt kinda stalled, so starting a big wagon on you would make things interesting too. :P

Nvm I forgot, that it's time to duel Marmot. Let me brand and scar your face, as I put you in your place. For Khorne I'll take your skull and leave your body to rot.

dunya wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 6:17 am drwilgy came into d2 with a limerick agenda and my thought is he found out in scum chat that people who listened to the emperor yesterday (those 5 names) became immune to kills. so he came in like FUCK YEA i'ma limerick the shit out of this thread.

thats my very basic take on why my rando vote is on wilgy atm.

@DrWilgy whhy are you voting for me?

I am now voting Quin, as I want the Win. A game without rules let's me RP with you fools. I will slay you all and put your bodies in the bin.

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 4:08 pm tru.

im ok to die tbh. i feel when i post a lot, i become annoying, and when i don't post a lot, i'm just sheeping mac according to him and marmot. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

good luck my friends and godspeed.

Rest well my enemy, though I don't fell you with emnity, your blood must be shed as we paint the colosseum red and continue in our revelry.

*points spear*

I've given a rat's ass and don't think I deserve the sass. I cannot place why, but I think you should die. Sorry to be so crass.

My Caesar that was an amazing limerick. Now ask may I decapitate Marmot with a cool trick? His blood will paint the ground as I add him to the body mound. In my revel I may even give his blood a good lick.

falcon45ca wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:38 am Hmmm, doesn't seem I'm able to vote.




But why?? Why hast thou forsaken me, oh Mighty Caesar!

Yeah I'm also facing this ordeal as I'd like to make Dunya squeal, but without a vote I can't be the GOAT and turn my combatants into a meal.

dunya wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 7:01 pm

MacDougall wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 3:20 pm [VOTE: Jack] aubergine we kill the mafia now

have we flipped on marmot?

[VOTE: Dunya's] aubergine thinking she's cute, but should be more afraid of my boot. I'll impress my Caesar by striking her with a cleaver. My victory absolute.

NAA beaten down with a rod, however that doesn't seem odd. Let's continue the fight, muster your might, Blood for the Blood God!

The god of blood and slaughter will bless me as his chosen as I stand upon a pile of corpses all for your enjoyment my Caesar.

Marmot wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 6:09 pm Oh good, Sloonei found someone else to hound Day 1 that isn't Marmot.

Good thinking. Caesar, release the hounds. Collecting their fangs shall make good sport.

Seanzie wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 5:39 pm

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 5:25 pm

Seanzie wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:31 pm I don't have any reads.

*Points gladius* develop some.

You're too late. I already updated my status that I had a read.

Aye and your smart mouth would look good with a dagger in it. Mind filling anyone in?

MacDougall wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 5:20 pm Happy to just leave the vote on you all day if you wanna play me.

Good. There will be blood here.

dunya wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 3:02 pm

Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:55 pm [VOTE: macdougall] aubergine is full of poop.

youre not wrong, he usually poops around ~12am my time when he shows up in discord in his morning time so right now as he's sleeping, he's definitely full of poop.

I would advise shitting prior to combat.

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:46 pm

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:55 am My Caesar Urist, I shall take up Gladius and Axe and strike down [VOTE: Lime Vote] aubergine for your entertainment!! Come at me!!

Wilgyyyy how are you doingg

Hello friend Poison. I'm well. Reveling the bloodshed to come.

Seanzie wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:31 pm I don't have any reads.

*Points gladius* develop some.

TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:25 pm Tbh didn’t notice the angle shooting before NAA mentioned it and I’m tempted to call it NAI and also reasonably completely accidental but yes etc etc

Define angleshooting. Your quip tries my patience.

dunya wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:41 am

NotAnAxehole wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:29 am I have some very high confidence tone reads early on.

lock town. never rescinding

An easy way to become another corpse.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:05 am I hate Wilgy's avatar so much.

Your god king will not even know your name by the time I've pulped your corpse with my maul.

Quin wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 7:20 am

dunya wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 5:51 am quin thinks the best community character is pierce.

that's the worst insult i've ever posted.

im tempting to quit already based entirely on this post alone

dunya is bad, she's coming for my morale

Beaten down by a measley comment. You have no place in this arena besides me.

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:53 am

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:30 am

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:59 am I fought an army once....

It was the Salvation Army...

You don't want to mess with me...

Speak not at me with words, speak with blade! A mark upon my flesh shall speak far more words than could come out of your mouth. Perhaps you shall remain mute.

I don't speak with blade, I speak with Dragon Fire.



[VOTE: Dr.Wilgy] aubergine

A dragon or a man, it matters not from whence the blood flows. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:32 am Wilgy is lock town

Lock town? You insult me? I shall strike you down without remorse. Your blood shall nourish my lord's pets.

ignoramus wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:39 am

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:30 am

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:59 am I fought an army once....

It was the Salvation Army...

You don't want to mess with me...

Speak not at me with words, speak with blade! A mark upon my flesh shall speak far more words than could come out of your mouth. Perhaps you shall remain mute.

Aye, glad you know your way with a knife. I hope to see you live long enough in the Colosseum to impress our Caesar, if lucky we may even be able to draw each other's blood in GLORIOUS COMBAT.

ignoramus wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:19 am

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:55 am My Caesar Urist, I shall take up Gladius and Axe and strike down [VOTE: Lime Vote] aubergine for your entertainment!! Come at me!!

Wilgy!!!! Hi!!

Ignoramus, hello. You should arm yourself. I'd hate to see you fall before a spear is picked up.

Oh we shall revel together in the bloodshed.

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:59 am I fought an army once....

It was the Salvation Army...

You don't want to mess with me...

Speak not at me with words, speak with blade! A mark upon my flesh shall speak far more words than could come out of your mouth. Perhaps you shall remain mute.

My Caesar Urist, I shall take up Gladius and Axe and strike down [VOTE: Lime Vote] aubergine for your entertainment!! Come at me!!