*Takes a bow* You are very kind.
What makes me laugh, and a childhood memory
I am but a simple man. I am made of flesh and have simple desires. The things that make me laugh? Well executed dank memes of course!
Setting: Late summer in the hill country. The sun has begun to set and the sky is pink. Crickets are chirping, and the birds are retreating to the nearby pecan trees and oaks for the night. My family and I were staying in a log cabin during an outing. In front of the cabin, my family gathered around a fire pit constructed of concrete and stone. We took turns chatting and cooking s'mores while sitting on nearby logs. Young Wilgy (6 at the time) was eager to cook his first marshmallow, unknown to him though, marshmallows can only be cooked for so long before they turn into a molten paste. The lad left his marshmallow on a stick in the fire for several seconds and the marshmallow ignited. Pushing his luck, he waited to blow out the marshmallow. It was in that moment, he made a mistake. The marshmallow melted off of his stick, and the molten white gloop (still on fire at the time) fell onto the lad's foot. He screamed and ran around the yard trying to flick off the sticky matter, but it continued to burn into his foot. His father, then threw his drink onto the boy's foot, dousing the marshmallow, and allowed his parents to remove it from his skin. To this day, the boy, now a man, has a scar to remind him the horrors of molten marshmallow.
The character that is DrWilgy
If I have the ability to, I will put my own lingo, dialect, and story in everything I do. I enjoy expressing myself in all I do, be it writing music, writing, coding, or even mafia.
I recall once naming a program in charge of deleting files Public method greatDestroyerOfEverythingMK1TypeChristina(Int Destroy, Int Everything)
Favorites
Favorite Book: A Guide to the Good Life by Irvine
Top 5 TV Shows: Code Geass, Clannad, Game of Thrones, Stiens;Gate, Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt
Movies: Digimon Adventure the Movie (Somewhat defines me as a person), the Lord of the Rings trilogy
Comics: I can't say I have a favorite
Games: Final Fantasy 9, Super Smash Bros.
Sports: Soccer
Did I give enough to cover the whatnot part?
Answers for the great Canuck
The sunrise smells like dead grass and mist where I live, I will be moving in 1 week though. Will report with updates.
I fell in love once and never fell out. My better half and I have been together 4.5 years. *pulls out wallet revealing approximately 20 million photos of his girlfriend* I love her very much.
My dog Rocket is the cutest. He's a border collie, and he's the most chill, cute, nice, and smart animal I've ever met! He's a good best friend.
The most desolate place I've ever been? Last summer my girlfriend and I visited Lake of the Woods in Ontario. It was beautiful. Beavers, eagles, and other wildlife were in surplus. We had to travel by boat for an hour to get to the cabin where we stayed.
Any period in history? I'd pick now. Good medicine, high speed internet, dank memes. What else could I want?
The most handsome man on earth? *Whispers* I honestly think it's me, but I can't say that while still trying being humble...
It's easy, I would willingly give my life for those I love. As cliche as that is, that's what I think it means to love someone more than yourself.
*Wilgy then opens a trap door hidden beneath him and jumps through it shouting*
UNTIL I RETURN!!!