The Syndicate

DharmaHelper and SVS. Why? Just lynch Bob. This game could drag on for days if we're basically just going to give Bob limitless chances to track me down on the map. There is no such thing as me vs. him. This is a decision that is out of our hands. You can prolong the game to unforeseen amounts of days to help him win, or you can just lynch him and end it now. He's the only night killer left. Lynching Bob will end the game.

Vote for Bob. You know, the Mafia player who has killed most of the civs including one last night?

Voting Quin = no lynch.
Bob is nowhere near me right now so he can't NK me. I have nobody in my range. He can't see anyone. DH can't die. = No kill.

A quin vote is literally a vote for Bob to try to get closer to me. That's all it is. Why does he deserve that level of assistance from you?

SVS ...

So let's say you lynch Quin and he doesn't get lynched because he's the cat.
Then Bob kills me.
Do you really think DharmaHelper and Quin are going to help you lynch Bob?

And how many phases are we going to go on with this preposterousness given Bob has to actually catch me. Do you reeeally want to drag this game on for several more phases.

Let's just get this game over with and lynch Bob now.

DharmaHelper, I have a pretty cool item I'll give you if you switch to Bob?

How about we just lynch a civilian if you're really all about just me vs. you? You're just giving the civilians an out by choosing Quin. Let's lynch SVS.

the one i can't see or the one that poisons me?

So just lynch Quin, he doesn't die and we just do that until Bob finds and kills me because I can't kill him and then when he succeeds to kill me you just lynch him?

Really [mention]DharmaHelper[/mention]? This is the world you want?

Oh and then there's

Nine lives. Lynches appear stopped; nightkills appear blocked, but the Cat will run four squares in a random direction if targeted. Must visit Seven Points of Curiosity to achieve Win Condition.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:29 am People who were killed by us (needed to be done for the good of the realm)

Turnip Head - Killed Night 1 - The Trickster - The Corrupt Remnant - Resurrected Day 9 - Lynched Day 9
G-Man - Killed Night 4 - Yin - Civilian
Enrique - Killed Night 6 - Sakana Sashimi - Civilian

People who were killed by other things

Jackofhearts2005 - Killed Night 5 by The Hunger - Lamplighter - Civilian
Sorsha - Killed Night 6 by Long Con's villainous hand
LoRab - Killed Night 5 - Alive Day 8 - Died Night 8 - Glint Viper - Civilian

People who were killed by other people (mostly Bob)

nutella - Killed Night 1 - D'Abrutsi - Civilian
juliets - Killed Night 2 - Gentle Shepherd - The Jagged Blade
Lunalee - Killed Night 3 - Yang - Civilian
Kylemii - Killed Night 4 - Lycantha - Civilian
Sloonei - Killed Night 5 - Spirit Wrangler - Civilian
sprityo - Killed Night 3 - Returned Night 4 - Killed Night 5 - Grimlock Wolverson - Civilian
insertnamehere - Killed Night 7 - D'Abrutsi - Civilian
ColinIsCool - Killed Night 7 - Frost Knight - Civilian
Tranq - Killed night 8 - D'Abrutsi - Jagged Blade
Enrique - Killed Night 10 - Sakana Sashimi - Civilian
sabie12 - Blind Seer - Civilian - Killed Night 11

As you can see the real bloodthirsty monsters here were the remnant. We were never the bad guys. We're just friendly marine life.

I know the civilians have made silly moves all game but you can at the very least vote for the faction that has actually killed you all and finaly end the game...

Or you can ... keep him alive and hand him the game. Whatevers.

When he says we should "settle this ourselves" you're asking me to 1v1 on the map a player who has:

Subaqueous Apparatus - User can breathe and move at a rate of 5 underwater.
Icarus Contraption - User can fly, range of 3.
Sonic Pulserator - Instantly propels all players within a range of 2 away from user.
Aegis Proton Field - Protects the user’s square from ranged targeting and area effects for the night.
Mercurion Thrust - Movement rate is doubled this phase.

All at his disposal. Whenever he is in my range he just protects himself so I can't kill him. He even has the ability to move across the map at almost the same rate as me to track me down.

Everyone here is basically just deciding which Mafia factions wins the game today. If you lynch anyone but Bob he will win the game.

Why prolong the game any further than need be just to give him the chance to beat me? That's a bit shit.

Yeah but I can't kill Bob so all you're doing is just handing the game to him by doing this. If you refuse to help me lynch him he'll just chase me around until he corners me and kills me.

I'm sorry if I made the game horrible for you.

How did you rezz Turnip Head?

Why did you choose not to kill me?

What do you want Bob? Is there a way I can help you given you didn't kill me for several nights when you could have?

Remaining civvies, it's time to take your vengeance on your true enemy and then give in to your fates and let me devour your faces. Let's get this out of the way nice and fast.

People who were killed by us (needed to be done for the good of the realm)

Turnip Head - Killed Night 1 - The Trickster - The Corrupt Remnant - Resurrected Day 9 - Lynched Day 9
G-Man - Killed Night 4 - Yin - Civilian
Enrique - Killed Night 6 - Sakana Sashimi - Civilian

People who were killed by other things

Jackofhearts2005 - Killed Night 5 by The Hunger - Lamplighter - Civilian
Sorsha - Killed Night 6 by Long Con's villainous hand
LoRab - Killed Night 5 - Alive Day 8 - Died Night 8 - Glint Viper - Civilian

People who were killed by other people (mostly Bob)

nutella - Killed Night 1 - D'Abrutsi - Civilian
juliets - Killed Night 2 - Gentle Shepherd - The Jagged Blade
Lunalee - Killed Night 3 - Yang - Civilian
Kylemii - Killed Night 4 - Lycantha - Civilian
Sloonei - Killed Night 5 - Spirit Wrangler - Civilian
sprityo - Killed Night 3 - Returned Night 4 - Killed Night 5 - Grimlock Wolverson - Civilian
insertnamehere - Killed Night 7 - D'Abrutsi - Civilian
ColinIsCool - Killed Night 7 - Frost Knight - Civilian
Tranq - Killed night 8 - D'Abrutsi - Jagged Blade
Enrique - Killed Night 10 - Sakana Sashimi - Civilian
sabie12 - Blind Seer - Civilian - Killed Night 11

As you can see the real bloodthirsty monsters here were the remnant. We were never the bad guys. We're just friendly marine life.

The only person within my kill range was Quin and in my grace I allowed him to survive and complete his win condition.

Quin wrote: ↑Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:19 am
MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:11 am @Quin how goes your quest my friend?
I met my win con last night.

Congratulations let's end this game and lynch Bob then.

I'll have you all know that I did not kill Sabie. It was Bob.

[mention]Quin[/mention] how goes your quest my friend?

No Sabie nooooooo

colonialbob wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:09 am
MacDougall wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:41 am Yeah but Bob can still kill me.
Bruh if I was gonna kill you I'd have done it already

I mean, no kills here no sir

Y u no killen

Oh you're saying you killed Juliets. That's okay I killed lots of your friends.

S~V~S wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:42 am Personally I would like to lynch DH. I think he has to have more going on here than "no win condition" since I have the impression that this game is taking up alot of time, and the few posts a day he makes here don't seem to be time suckers of that magnitude tbh, this thread is mainly baddie shitposting at this point. I think the remaining civs are all "meh" at this point, watching the baddies manipulate each other lol

So if he isn't in YOUR chatroom (and maybe he is, lol) I would wonder where all this time is going if I were you.

Maybe you all have my lynch all arranged. That would be OK, I checked out around amulet time when all the overtly reverse psychology back chatter started in here. I did my part for the civs early on Night 2, but I pretty much sucked the rest of the game. I would be super hard to NK, so I figured I would either be lynched at some point, or I would be alive in here alone with all the gloating baddies pretending to not be baddies, and I don't know that I could deal. You guys can be pretty funny, and I want to care, but it isn't easy.

Plus I would guess you want revenge on me, Mac, so whatever.

Why would I want to take revenge on you? Every player left in this game is my homie? I'm not even gonna kill anyone anymore. You guys can just play like I don't exist. Jagged Blade has turned a new leaf, non government organisation.

Just let it go. Just ... let it go.

You could all just give up if you wanted.

Jagged Blade rebrands to help expansion bid

Thu, 5:11pm - Jan 10, 2019

In a bid to be more relateable to the few remaining survivors of the cataclysm and on the back of saving the town from the evil Corrupt Remnant and bring forth the supreme deity to end existence as we know it, the Jagged Blade have decided to rebrand from their mysterious and threatening regal purple to a more foresty green colour.

Jagged Blade spokesperson Ken Racken at a press conference this morning said that the new move would help increase the number of people joining the JB's "Friends of the Blade" program, which would help them in their quest to devour the known universe with their deep sea monster.

"Our friends of the Blade program has been a real boon for us as of late." Mr. Racken said.

"By offering support to the less fortunate, such as with our animal shelter for stray cats, our brand is at an all time high when it comes to public image. The time has never been more right for a rebrand."

"I knew cat's liked seafood but I had no idea just how much!"

Mr. Racken said that tenders are currently being sought for the rebrand, and that there has already been a healthy level of interest from the private sector.

Anyone interested in becoming a Friend of the Blade can email Mr. Racken on tentacleslap420@gmail.com

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE KYLE

DH, baby we done it. We killed the big bad.

Yeah but Bob can still kill me.

DharmaHelper, Quin. You are men of the highest honour.

Anyway I told y'all he wasn't the Karma Chameleon. I've made some mistakes in this game but I'm also clearly the best player who ever lived.

Did we achieve the secret win con that means that everyone wins except Epi? That'd be cool.

This seems good.

Quin, buddy, I've had you in my kill range for several nights now and haven't killed you ... because I love you.

Truly a loyal frie... hey wait

[mention]Quin[/mention] see up

So, if you want me getting lynched today you probably should get to convincing DH and Quin not to vote with me.

Unless there is some shenanigans afoot that I am unaware of, in which case, all the power to you!

If ...

colonialbob
Dana
Epignosis
S~V~S
sabie12

Al vote for me that is 5 votes.

If ...

DharmaHelper
MacDougall
Quin

All vote together that is 2.5 votes.

I have - 5 votes. So the lynch would be 2.5 votes vs. 0 votes.

If you switched against me and DH didn't that would be 5.5 votes vs. 2 votes. I would still be ok.

If DharmaHelper switched against me and you didn't that would be 6 votes vs. 1.5 votes. I would still be ok by half a vote.

The only way I get lynched today is if every single person not me votes against me. In which case I would lose by .5.

That's not true.

That would be nuts.

Oh yeah I forgot about your super secret "vote for one person and lynch the other" ability.

Hey Bob remember when you tried to lynch Epignosis over Speedchuck.

Definitely Bob
Slight chance of Epi

I found something that confirms what DH said about the Frost Knight fucking his shit over btw. So he's being honest for sure.

I tried to give you your fun DH but the evil civilians just wanted to watch the world not burn.

Got eem

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