The Syndicate

If it isn't interesting vote him. Night.

Alison wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:44 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:43 am Ok you're town

wow, this is your second bait and switch of the day

removing linki was a mistake

(I stand by my read though)

Just wait

Now why is the JPIC read interdasting?

Ok you're town

sprityo wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:40 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:40 am Come on Sprityo I must be mafia for scum reading you. Give it to me.

Imma let you skate day 1 but only if you promise to bus

Alison wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:40 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:38 am

Alison wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:37 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:36 am Sprityo is outing by not omgussing me tbh

wait, tell me more about this

Town Sprityo thinks Mac misreading him means I'm mafia generally.

Is this like a one-game meta or is it an established pattern?

Rather well established. He's also caught me a few times. He is inclined to scum read me as town. As mafia I've caught him so many times he tends to roll his eyes and try to discredit me.

sprityo wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:39 am It's true, but i'll take me odds with town-town mac this time. I'm interested in the JPIC read you have

Interesting you say

Come on Sprityo I must be mafia for scum reading you. Give it to me.

Alison wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:37 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:36 am Sprityo is outing by not omgussing me tbh

wait, tell me more about this

Town Sprityo thinks Mac misreading him means I'm mafia generally.

Sprityo is outing by not omgussing me tbh

Alison wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:28 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:25 am Hey guys Sprityo and JPIC are naked mafia.

Sprityo has town energy tbh

Citation needed

tutuu wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:28 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:25 am Hey guys Sprityo and JPIC are naked mafia.

after JPIC was being scumread and demanding explanation and noone entertained him he posted this

Justplayingitcool wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:14 am I am drinking coffee.

completely unashamed, with proper capitalization and punctuation. to make it as unashamed and in-your-face as possible

i thought it was towny trolling

what do u think

I've made posts like that as mafia. Many a time.

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 8:26 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:07 am

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 12:59 am Mac, those that entered talking about RadioHead are scum and ted? Why?

What the hell are you doing?

Wondering what the hell you are doing?

Is that so mister is that so

Hey guys Sprityo and JPIC are naked mafia.

Ted is playing scummy on purpose apparently lol.

Because that's what town do on day 1 coming off multiple scum rands...

Not good enough. No town given. Except Tim continues to be.

More content about me plz

Ted used gaslight

It was super effective

Justplayingitcool wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:59 amlol

I see you are taking the "hard claim mafia" defensive strategy.

tutuu wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:44 am i didnt notice jeez i moved it back u dont need to be so needy >.<

are u like one of those kittens that demand constant pets or u start meowing in protest?

Why did you switch between them though?

Tutuu how come you moved your vote when I voted with you?

tutuu wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:33 am Mafia: JustPlayingItCool, Fresh Prince

Yeah they're probs mafia

nutella wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:19 am I think I agree with most of those, maybe not as strong on Herm or Radish but the rest seem pretty legit

Radishes is absolutely town. He is named.

Yeah yeah okay Alison u can be town

Alison wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:17 am Alright, I've decided I'm not going to get misexed again. Wolves, I hope you have your finger on the trigger to gun me down, because you sure as hell aren't getting rid of me any way else. I've worked hard to clear up my IRL distractions so I can focus on this game, and my WIM is pretty damn high right now.

Let's start with some raw facts.

The following players are town: DrWilgy, Dyslexicon, Hally, Herm, MacDougall, Master Radishes, Oddmerta, Poison Chan, sprityo, SPF and tutuu. You might be asking yourself how I've managed to confirm 10 people as town in 6 pages. If so, you didn't read the game. If you're skeptical about my reads, remember that in nearly half a dozen games on the Syndicate, I've only towncored 1 person wrong, ever. When I get killed N1 for my reads, remember this post and trust everyone I said to trust.

Yes, yes, maybe, yes, yes, yes, yes, maybe, no, maybe, yes

Pretty decent effort

Oddmerta wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:12 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:11 am

Oddmerta wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:00 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:51 am

Timsup2nothin wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:40 pm Mac claims to be a master of "first post reads." His first post is crafted specifically to meet his own first post townie standards and therefore is probably just NAI.

Tim is lock town because he said "claims" instead of "is". Not pandering to me when he very easily could = lock town. Tim, you have been elevated. You are now Simeon, the Incredible Talking Half Banana Half Orangutan. Your job is to try not to get night killed or misyeeted while I townshield you and drag you to endgame somehow.

Are you sure you locktown this guy? Might be a bit early for that

Why not?

Because I'm scumreading him pretty hard

why tho

Oddmerta wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:00 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:51 am

Timsup2nothin wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:40 pm Mac claims to be a master of "first post reads." His first post is crafted specifically to meet his own first post townie standards and therefore is probably just NAI.

Tim is lock town because he said "claims" instead of "is". Not pandering to me when he very easily could = lock town. Tim, you have been elevated. You are now Simeon, the Incredible Talking Half Banana Half Orangutan. Your job is to try not to get night killed or misyeeted while I townshield you and drag you to endgame somehow.

Are you sure you locktown this guy? Might be a bit early for that

Why not?

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:42 pm

dyachei wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:49 pm what did I just read?

You know what you read. It was beautiful and filled me with a feeling... A feeling I hadn't felt in some while.

Ah sorry I misread you. I thought you were mafia, but it actually appears that you are in fact town

Therefore given you and Dizzy both scumread Nutella, and I am avocado reading her. Means she probably is actually mafia.

tedxtr wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:16 pm Tim, have you ever played with Mac before?

Fuck you randed mafia again AS FUCK didn't you

Dyslexicon wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:59 pm Wait, didn't I scum read Nut last game when she was town, when I slanked so hard I literally did nothing? So I guess I'll tunnel Tutu instead. Tutu tunnel also sounds cool.

Dyslexicon has "randed town" energy af

Timsup2nothin wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:40 pm Mac claims to be a master of "first post reads." His first post is crafted specifically to meet his own first post townie standards and therefore is probably just NAI.

Tim is lock town because he said "claims" instead of "is". Not pandering to me when he very easily could = lock town. Tim, you have been elevated. You are now Simeon, the Incredible Talking Half Banana Half Orangutan. Your job is to try not to get night killed or misyeeted while I townshield you and drag you to endgame somehow.

tutuu wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:51 pm Nanook was sweeping the floor of the castle, when an arm suddenly grabbed him and pulled him into a dark room. Shocked, Nanook tried to scream. However, a finger was gently placed on his lips. MacDougall, looking at Nanook with his devilish and gorgeous brown eyes, gave him a wink. Nanook couldn't endure that enchanting gaze and averted his eyes. He tried to protest: "Y-y-your highness ... what are you doing ... Your father, the King, promised your hand in marriage to Princess Nutella from the neighbouring kingdom. If they catch us like this ..."

"Shhh" whispered MacDougall, interrupting him. "I don't care what they do to me. If I had to choose between breathing and loving you ..... , I would use my last breath .... , to say ..... , I love you ...."

The wooden door of the small dark room they were in suddenly burst open. Princess Nutella, standing outside, was staring at them. Her eyes were blue and cold and merciless, like icicles. She reached for her sheath and placed her hand on the handle of her dagger.

To be continued

I was wondering who had been narrating my absurd existence...

Avocado reads are null reads and I have decided the best way to deal with null reads is to make them supernova

The only question I have is whether JPIC or Sprityo is more scummy

Okay I should read the actual game now.

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:36 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:26 am I am 17% too town right now for the town to win this game.

Hey @NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME you're mafia.

I wish that would be dope, I could sit in scum chat and meme all game

Instead I have to meme with you fuckers instead until I get miskilled

You're mafia because you are more at risk of endgaming as town than getting miskilled and you know it

So when I looked at this game the first time I realised that we actually need to hunt this rogue because the setup is listed as town vs. mafia vs. rogue and Sloonei wouldn't have written it that way if there was:

a) more than one independent
b) the independent can win with the other alignments

Now Wilgy is clearly just memeing (like to 99%) but if we DO in fact catch a rogue or someone hard claims 3p we need to just turbo them.

I am 17% too town right now for the town to win this game.

Hey [mention]NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME[/mention] you're mafia.

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:01 am Dammit. Dad-Joe-Mac is 10% more likely to be bad than anyone else at the moment.

tutuu wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:10 am Awww. Damn Joseph is just obvious Innocent Child imo. Holy heck how can someome be so towny so fast? I legit couldnt believe it

You guys seem to be diametrically opposed on a subject right now. Perhaps you should talk about that.

[mention]tutuu[/mention]

Carotenoid wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 10:09 pm I swear MacDougall has a magic townie switch that he just flicks on and off whenever he wants

tutuu wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:06 am

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 12:59 am Mac, those that entered talking about RadioHead are scum and ted? Why?

My first thought was DrWilgy is town for actually paying attention to Mac's reads

Second thought was DrWilgy is mafia for
.. actually paying attention to Mac's reads

Im conclusion DrWilgy is town or mafia or 3p imo

Well in fairness he was my first one, so it makes sense that he'd pay attention to the rest of the them in real time to try to ascertain whether I am scum reading him or making it up. Also Wilgy has made some changes to his play based on the last game so I don't trust any meta I have that says that he's scummy when he tries cuz it was wrong last time.

Maybe I should just make him an avocado too.

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 12:56 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 12:41 am I am sheeping Wilgy based on zero reasoning.

Maybe because I'm always right?

Yeah except when you're mafia.

[mention]Master Radishes[/mention] as the first name on the list, you get to be in charge of day one. Pick the theme. Organise the party. It's all yours. Go ahead.

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 12:59 am Mac, those that entered talking about RadioHead are scum and ted? Why?

What the hell are you doing?

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:01 am Dammit. Dad-Joe-Mac is 10% more likely to be bad than anyone else at the moment.

I appreciate that.

Avocados:

1. Alison
2. ColinIsCool
7. Hally
10. Long Con
14. Nutella
17. Samusamu
21. Timsup2nothin

The aforementioned list are the people that if they are town are now obliged to play specifically to get mafia night killed. Please oblige. If your name is here, you have to be so intense and bleeding town that the mafia fear kill you. If you are on this list because you've yet to post please ping me when you read this.

Here are the best and most towns:

12. Master Radishes, you are Philamander, the Obsequious Porcupine. You are in charge of organising the canapes.
15. Oddmerta, you are the Hungtrove, the Beast of the Great Forest of Wally. You have to buy a boat.
22. tutuu, you are Jamilla, the Friendly Cloud. Your job is to pocket me and win this game as mafia for your own self confidence.

I of course am Josephus, the Avatar of Town's Defeat. My job is to solve the game on my own.

If you are on this list is means you are lock town to me and can do whatever you want (preferably just sheep me or make cases so good I sheep you).

Here are the people we should make fight for our amusement day 1 ie. scumreads:

3. DrWilgy
4. dyachei
6. Fallen Prince
9. Justplayingitcool
18. sprityo
20. tedxtr

If your name is not on this list then it just means I think you're probably town but not as town as my three fabulous friends.

tutuu wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:48 pm hiiiiiiiii lets all have fun this mafia game!!!

unfortunately for town, i have rolled town

so if u guys have rolled town please have realistic expectations about the game outcome, and just try to have fun!

pretty high town here champs

Timsup2nothin wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:29 pm Hey all.

If you think that was a townie check in, you are perceptive.

If you want to claim that it was a wolfy check in you are probably just a wolf looking for a mislim and should be informed that will likely end badly for you.

ok you fucken avocado

tedxtr wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:11 pmthirst

fuck it mafia

It has come to my attention that I somehow have been the main character of this game so far. Best that I read it.