The Syndicate

*I gently caress [mention]JaggedJimmyJay[/mention]'s inner thigh*

*I unbutton my shirt*

*I pour lube all over my chest*

*I start wailing like a frightened infant*

*I sit in the corner naked covered in lube screaming incoherently*

*The neighbours call the cops*

*The cops arrest me and take me to the looney bin*

*I cum*

Wait are we gonna cyber?