The Syndicate

holy shit, thank you enrique. i've been trying to get that guy off my tail for years now. good to know there's one less irrelevant orbiter trying to grab at my fortunes through any means possible. now can you please remove in this order:

a2thezebra
Black Rock
Dana
DFaraday
DisgruntledPorcupine
ekeknat
Long Con
Made
Metalmarsh89
nutella
sig
Space Daisy
spirityo
S~V~S
Typhoony

thank u

a2thezebra wrote:skyguy what are your thoughts on the other two votes for Boulders?

not strongly either way. i think typhoony votes against boulders just because he finds the situation confusing, which is a little suspicious. gabe (ekeknat) is the real suspicious one, i have good reason to believe that they are working together both in the real life and in the game to defame me and lay ruin to my good, well-earned reputation.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

Boulders wrote:

a2thezebra wrote:He's stressed out, cut him a break.

this, breaks for everyone tonight (except Space Daisy, sorry bro)

You owe me a drink if you survive this.

if you're ever in the LA area, i'd be happy to provide you with a drink on the house at the bar i run: Jumping Off Bar, Grill and Dance Club

anyone saying that the drama between me, boulders and ekeknat is confusing seems suspicious to me. collectively, we have provided some of the most damning evidence so far in the game and that's really saying something with the whole scotty incident. the evidnece against nutella is really piling up in my opinion, although i could also vote to lynch ekeknat tomorrow because i believe he might be one of potassium's hired cyberstalkers from reddit.

ekeknat wrote:

a2thezebra wrote:

S~V~S wrote:lol

Delightful timing as always, S~V~S. Came to laugh at my vote for you when there's a gajillion other things you could be commenting on and probably would be commenting on if you were town? Do you not find those two policy lynch votes sandwiched together to be a bit strange? What are your thoughts on the more-and-more likely Boulders lynch?

a2thezebra wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boulders has just proven he is a liar.

In his on-topic content, he claimed to not know Skycatdogglovepandabootylover, but than he later admitted to know him.

I have a theory that skyguy and Boulders are making all of this up just to fuck with us.

this is exactly what's happening, at least on Boulders' end, he's just playing stupid about it. My vote might be "policy", but as someone who knows him outside of the game I see exactly what's happening and it's darn annoying... I don't even think he's bad because if he was he likely wouldn't be this obnoxious about things - maybe he rolled a role he thought was boring and decided to try and spice it up? If he doesn't end up lynched, more power to him, on the day that is today I just do not really care..

as far as me and typhoony's votes being placed at the same time... lol, I think if we were both baddies we would probably be a bit less conspicuous about voting and posting pretty much the exact same thing about a minute apart.

ok, listen up gabe. i wouldn't even DREAM of working together with potassium. he's scary and a bit pathetic, but i do think he's capable of a few things. in fact i'm willing to bet MONEY that maybe you're working with him and you're trying to throw civvies off. i understand you weren't a fan of the "no serving alcohol to minors" policy at the bar i run. but it's the law. i follow laws. dad's a lawyer, right? and i'm a lawful good character, i know this to be true. and being the lawful person i am, i understand that it is irrelevant to use non-game information to influence your decision. if boulders is lynched tonight, i'll vote for you tomorrow. i really suspect you two to be a coalition trying to unfairly place blame on me. i'm willing to WIRE money on that being true, specifically $50.

a2thezebra wrote:

skycatguylover98 wrote:this is a form of censorship, i refuse to use it. sorry, s~j~s

Tell me that isn't the pun that I think it is.

these aren't the puns you're looking for

this is a form of censorship, i refuse to use it. sorry, s~j~s

weed smokin loser? never touched the stuff. i'm a businessman. if i did drugs, i'd do pure coke. but i don't. not my style. adrenaline's my drug. making decisions. that's a drug that'll fuck you down. not up, but down. if it fucked you up, then what? that means you came out of it losing. i don't lose. thing is, i win. potassium wouldn't know what winning was if he won it from one of his "tobacco" magazine sweepstakes. dude's a vindictive mess. see, i took over his bar. that was 6 years ago. i don't drink. i just decide who does. i'd stop gio after half a shirley temple. guy's not cut out for it. just like running a bar. that takes courage. lotsa danger in the biz. sketchy patrons, illegal alien prosties, prior owners w/ connections to reddit cyberstalking gangs... point is, not your daddy's car rental. not gonna call gio a loser. he's got his goons. fine, i got mine. i've offered a fair fight. no litigation, just fists. i offered litigation AND fists. no dice. stubborn, in denial vengeful SLUG. i think gio's probably a civvie. yeah, he's weird. but i say, "let him yap!" it's all the more material to establish myself. i'm in this game to win. i know my goons. you know yours. i admit my gio vote was premature. i'm thinkin nutella. fella had a weak response to my expose. seems a bit suss to me, but what do i know? i'm just a successful bar owner. sabotage? can't hurt me. i been thru it. i always come out on top. i always get fucked down. if you don't buy it, grill me. today i'm charcoal.

allow me to explain in further detail what i know about "boulders." my name is clancy smith. his name? giovanni potassium. i run a small, responsible bar in LA. so did he. same place. jumping off bar, grill and dance club. he fucked up, ya feel? it was friday i believe, sometime in 2010. potassium was scrambling to make the place look, smell, feel nice. but he's a fucking amateur. he was the owner, somehow. the thing is, he didn't run the place. i may only be a manager, but i run the place. i scrub it down, fix the leaks and do the bouncing. i'm a renaissance manager. gio ain't even a mere humanist. he knew the health fuzz we're coming. 10 rats scrambling round the sinks. prolly ate 8 of em, but the other 2 we're off. zip. zada. hiding. he's panicking. SHIT SHIT SHIT. it was too late. health fuzz found the 2 rats. place got shut down fast. a little TOO fast. anyways, i take over the place, but im good. i know how things work. i find solutions. i make the pieces fit. take the shitshow offa gio's hands for FREE. new future, right? wrong.

next year. set up the yelp page. boom, internet traffic. more people know bout the biz. things looking up. the day comes round. april 4 2011. several new reviews? gettin real popular huh. turns out, not true. thing is, potassium. hired some suckas. http://www.yelp.com/biz/jumping-off-bar ... os-angeles. libeled me good. a little TOO good. small speed bump for me, though. i see whole pictures. i find solutions. call gio out. had his number, we saw the same prosty. paid her off. things looking up again. got my dad on the case; dad's a lawyer. understands the law. even uses it. said see ya in court. that was that, i thought. nah, gio's pretty crafty. "fair use parody law." smug face like he outta law school. took the bar. passed. i saw the facade. i see whole pictures. now the dude stalks me. hired a cybergang from reddit. real scary site. fulla lowlifes. can't even play a simple game of forum mafia w/o being followed. stress is unbearable. might kill self. haven't written will yet. dad's on it.

long story short, boulder's a real life baddie. lynch the sad man.

i apologize for being late to the game; i have completely caught up now and am ready to participate.

i plan to post an AT LEAST 2 paragraph expose on boulders and his baseless lies within the next 24 hours. for the time being, do not listen to a word from his keyboard.

also, think nutella is a baddie. just not getting positive vibes from his/her/preferred pronouns posts.

damn everyone here is like civilized and shit. but w'ere also bad?? strange world...

i'm here. the great thing about my name is it can be read either as skyguy or catlover. take your pick.