
I'm glad you also won though, April. Here's 20 bucks, go buy yourself something evil.
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...MovingPictures07 wrote:Tom Haverford, who was Golden (who replaced Scotty, who replaced DrWilgy).
Please vote in the poll! The winner will be the next TV Sitcom game I submit into the Heist queue! And if you have suggestions or comments as to how to improve these Mafia Championship/Matrix-style games, I'm all ears.
Set aside your worries, ladies, and come bathe with me in the dead red of the Santa sled.notsawyer540 wrote:Ron Swanson is really Duke Silver!
Because, from votes perspective alone, you are incorrigible and implacable. I have nothing to interpret about it except that you are either the equivalent of a good pupper who just wants to pee on one player alone or a bad pupper who is just rubbing his obstinacy in our face and getting away with it.Andy Dwyer wrote:ron, serious question, why are my posts "andrew being andrew" when i brought up like at least 3 of those points already?
i'm not complaining, i appreciate your post, and agree with it
but why is "andrew being andrew", but you are reposting what andrew said.
Oh wow, more b***s***.Jerry Gergich wrote:I don't elaborate. I'm just in charge of the filing. Mafia elaborate. Because their schemes are elaborate.Ron Swanson wrote:Why is this argument of yours 80% lore garbage, and yet you speak of us being lazy in our suspicions and votes? The only bit that has anything to do with mafia content(that Ben is faking it or "trying to hard") is the stuff I don't recall you having elaborated in any significant way.Jerry Gergich wrote:I distrust Ben because he's from out of town, his ways are different from ours, and he comes across as fake and trying too hard (not something I'm likely to be accused of!) He is also freinds with Chris, who was bad.
Lynching me is the lazy option. It's what the mafia would want you to do, and it will give you nothing but a Vanilla Civilian.
I like how you're thinking, sir.Ben Wyatt wrote:Jerry's line of thinking seems to be that a true civilian wouldn't bother trying to defend himself.
Or explain himself.
Or try to convince others of his opinions.
Or really elaborate on his own opinions.
Or do anything other than smugly flick his nose at everyone else from the corner.
Truly, the parks department's finest employee.
Why is this argument of yours 80% lore garbage, and yet you speak of us being lazy in our suspicions and votes? The only bit that has anything to do with mafia content(that Ben is faking it or "trying to hard") is the stuff I don't recall you having elaborated in any significant way.Jerry Gergich wrote:I distrust Ben because he's from out of town, his ways are different from ours, and he comes across as fake and trying too hard (not something I'm likely to be accused of!) He is also freinds with Chris, who was bad.
Lynching me is the lazy option. It's what the mafia would want you to do, and it will give you nothing but a Vanilla Civilian.
That... is distancing. *frowns*Jerry Gergich wrote:The accusation that I was distancing from Chris is absurd. I was one of the first to call out Chris for his phoneyness. Phoneyness I see echoed in Ben.
You could also reread someone independent of what Leslie does, you know.Ann Perkins wrote:Oops I forgot to vote before I left, oh well.
Noooo Leslie, why do you have to throw a wrench in my thought process and team up with Ron to vote Chris. Now i'll need to reread.
Suspects. And real-time analysis of multiple posts, players.Andy Dwyer wrote:is there somethin gyou'd like to hera about from me in partifuarl?
I won't bore you all by going over this one again, you can see from my past comments that I feel like this is a little bit shady. Also, swats at high posters are easy.Chris Traeger wrote:Jerry Gergich wrote:Hey guys, I'm here! I was late because I dropped my laptop in my soup. Butterfingers!And yet, I'm the one whose votes are getting the third degree. Hard to imagine.Jerry Gergich wrote:Gosh, you are all so nice. I don't want to lynch any of you. But Ben and Chris are new around here, and Ben seems to be trying a little too hard, plus he didn't cry at L'il Sebastian's funeral, and he also made me play Cones of Dunshire with him.
Sorry Ben.
Oh Jerry, your family is a delight! You know, when I first read this I was a little unsure how I felt about your reasoning. And I think I can understand your reasoning, after all, the mafia would be anxious to know if they had killed an important role or not. However, it also could have been simply when Ben was able to be online. I don't think we can conclude that it would definitely make him bad.Jerry Gergich wrote:Oh geez, I can't believe Craig is dead. That's so sad! You know, when I'm feeling a little down, my beautiful wife and daughters always cheer me up. But right now all I really want to do is find the killer. Ben was awful quick to get in here after the kill. I wonder if he was expecting it.
Here you characterize me as "trying to hard." This is the one post that I think speaks in your favor, because April pointed out that you mixed up Bill Dexhart and the cop, making it look like you aren't paying attention. I can agree you aren't paying attention well, but are you an inattentive civilian or an inattentive mafia?Jerry Gergich wrote:I agree with most of what April has said. She seems like a sweet kid. I will try to do a better job of posting more. I just get so forgetful. Chris would probably be my next suspect after Ben, as he shares the trying too hard vibe and helped kill the cop.
quote="Jerry Gergich"]I sure wonder why anyone would want to kill poor Craig. He barely posted, and only said nice things about April. If April was mafia, it could make sense for her to kill a defender, but nothing she has posted makes me think she would be so evil. I like to believe the best in people. Most likely it was a low poster kill designed to leave no clues at all. I guess I'd better step up my own game if I don't want the same thing to happen to me! It would be just my luck.
Maybe I'm just being a goofball, but it seems to me that a more active mafia is more likley to kill low posters than a more passive one, so I would want to look at higher posters. The highest posters so far are Ron, Andy, Ben, Ann, and April. I already know I trust April and already know I don't trust Ben, so that leaves me three more people to look at carefully before I vote. Just as soon as I finish this filing.
Mild shots at Ron now as well with no clear reasoning why. Ben is just because he is a high poster and came in quick after the night post. Me because I am giving the trying to hard vibe. Mmkay.Jerry Gergich wrote:Ron's my boss and he was good enough to give me a job, so I don't want to say anything mean about him. But his posts have seemed a little stilted to me. He's not as high up on my suspect tree as Ben and Chris, but he's not in the clear either.Ann Perkins wrote:Hello, I don't even remember you from yesterday. Can you give me a read on Ron pleaseJerry Gergich wrote:Oh geez, I can't believe Craig is dead. That's so sad! You know, when I'm feeling a little down, my beautiful wife and daughters always cheer me up. But right now all I really want to do is find the killer. Ben was awful quick to get in here after the kill. I wonder if he was expecting it.
Roleplay and walking back his earlier comment about thinking it is probably a coincidence.Jerry Gergich wrote:I'm sorry if my work is not up to your standards lately, Chris. I ripped my pants somehow and had to spend most of the day sitting down to keep anyone from noticing. It was only a theory, and if you can see a connection between Craig and the killer, I would love to hear it! I just didn't see much in his posting to make me think of other people.Chris Traeger wrote: The second one concerns me because it could dissuade people from trying to look for a connection or reason to look at who might kill Craig and why. Looking for answer can only be a good thing, at least that’s what my therapist, Dr. Richard Nygard tells me all the time.
Now he is back to high posters, though I have never seen a solid reason from him why. This time though he excludes Ron and adds Ann over the word "interesting." Which strikes me as odd, and Ann clearly felt so too judging from her reaction. This reaction makes me wonder if I am wrong about Ann or Jerry. Or if perhaps they are distancing here, which might also explain their interaction. Very interesting!Jerry Gergich wrote:Looking at these files all day, I have to say that I think the killer is someone who posts a lot, and that it's very likely that at least one voter for Bill was bad. Cross referencing the two leads me to Ben, Ann, Chris, or Ron. Ron is just such a great guy, and after reading some more of his posts, I think I have to trust him for now.
That means I think we should lynch Ben, Ann, or Chris. Ann used the word "interesting" in her second post of the game, which to me always seems like a fluff word that doesn't say anything but appears to say something, so she is definitely on my radar.
Anyone else have thoughts on these three? I'm so lucky to work with such smart people.Ann Perkins wrote:I can't ask how my friends are doing during this tragedy? Interesting...Ron Swanson wrote:Aren't you paying attention, woman? This is the worst day since Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse was shut down. Show some damn respect!Ann Perkins wrote:Hullo how's it going friends
So either Jerry was still in the lead, by one vote, and Chris, instead of voting Jerry who he still suspected, voted Jamm.Chris Traeger wrote:When last I looked at the votes, Jerry was leading by a decent margin
You're a pain in the ass, Knope. Your Day 1 narration was "April and Ron are colluding". Then your Day 2 narration was to still try to scramble around that. Now it's "Ron buddied to April". ***s sake.Leslie Knope wrote:I still think Jerry is a solid lead, but I want to give him a chance to defend himself. I also think that Ron's buddying up with April could have been an attempt to hide in plain sight.
Are you bad?Bobby Newport wrote:I have the most amazing idea.
Why don't you all vote for me?
Shh, agree with me later. Knope will think we're still colluding...April Ludgate wrote:Yeah I don't get that either. He could have secured the lynch of a suspect, but instead put us in a 3-way tie. That requires total ignorance of where the tally stands with 2 minutes remaining in the day.Ron Swanson wrote:So Knope and Barry were at two a piece, Chris deems Larry suspicious, but moves to further tie the two with Jamm?!
Ugh. Chris and Jerry as a team?
Terrible look.
Top paragraph was about your friend. As for you, I express some degree of second doubts, nevertheless references all your bad marks.Leslie Knope wrote:Just to recap.Ron Swanson wrote:Councilwoman was in a rebuttal mode for most of the phase and she has thorough and reasonable at that. Some of the details are not absolving or ones I would describe as satisfactory, but overall I'd say feel better about her after this process.
Knope - up until a few hours ago, there were very little reasons to dissuade from a lead on her, with all the narration shifts on me and April, her speculation game regarding the mafia (April was already more eloquent to point out the nonsense), her deflections and such, if only not for the doubting thought of too much clumsiness in all of this. Plus, until Jerry became first wagon, she let herself in front, which inserts right away the doubt of whether she's not genuine in saying she's town "despite all there is".
I definitely didn't get the "I'm voting for Councilwoman Knope" out of that.
I vote when I'm ready to, Knope. I know what I've spent an hour and a half this evening trying to analyse and it wasn't waiting to vote last minute, as you say.Leslie Knope wrote:Let the record show it was April and Ron who waited until the last minute to vote for me.
I mean, if you die, that is.Ron Swanson wrote:Goodbye, Leslie.
I'm sorry if the vibes were all wrong and I turned this into season 7.
Fucking Chris.April Ludgate wrote:Chris just voted Jamm. 3-way tie. Ron, it's on you.
Where was this, again?April Ludgate wrote:I think you're correct that those posts lack relevant content, Andy. I also think Leslie should talk about her weird "hints you've dropped about being the town cop" thing. Even if she really believed you're the cop, Andy, I have no idea why a civ would broadcast that to the thread. One might as well say "hey baddies, this guy might be our cop! please don't kill him!"
Talk about target painting
Because I'm writing?April Ludgate wrote:Ron: you groaned about the thread being dead when you were tied for the lead. Now you're not and you've gone silent. Why?
I will answer that after a fair review, in the time that is left.Leslie Knope wrote:You'll be fine tonight, Ron.Ron Swanson wrote:Oh great, it is endphase, nobody has said anything for almost an hour, eight players have already dumped their votes and I am co-wagon to be lynched.
Just how I imagined my evening.
Who do you intend to vote for and what's your argument for doing so?
Are you planning to give any verdict on either of these three or did you just recap what they did by showing what they did?Leslie Knope wrote:
<big chunk of post with many quotes in it that has Tom's, Jerry's and Jimmy-Rolo's names in it>
Yes, if there's a miller and it's not April, that role would keep just quiet about it.Leslie Knope wrote:I was saying that the mafia would know off the bat if they had a godfather, and they would have a 50/50 shot at guessing whether or not there was a miller. If there were a miller, then there would be no way of definitively proving it or who is was unless the miller died. All we know is that the town cop w/n0 check died and that there's a chance April has been telling the truth. Also, there's a chance she isn't.
Yes, if we're in 4 instead of C, the civilian role who is planned to blow up at any point would just keep quiet about April's claim being impossible.Leslie Knope wrote: Unless I missed something, and please feel free to tell me if I did, only the mafia (and April, if she's not one of them) know for sure which setup we're in. They either have a godfather or a 1 shot vigilante, and they know what roles are in play and which ones aren't. From the information we have, we're either in C or 4.
How is she mafia?Jeremy Jamm wrote:Jeremy Jamm is here! To attempt to catch up,
First off I disagree with anything and everything Knope said,
Second Ron should be lynched for punching me,
Third I want a bigger office.
Expect a few posts throughout the day. I do want to point out April outing herself caused the death of our cop, I wouldn't mind seeing her get lynched in case she is the mafia. Why would a civ do such a thing? Also until our miller flips we don't even know if it is in the set up 100% we also don't know if April is the miller or the godfather do we?