The Syndicate

Hugh Jass

Not sure if this is too easy and we are being fooled or if mafia gave up for today.

Hugh Jass

Monica Geller wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:10 pm Nora, what the hell?

It seems that in the end you can only count on your big brother.

Hugh Jass

Where is Monica?

Hugh Jass

Regardless of Rachel's alignment it does seem like she is just trolling.

Hugh Jass

Rachel Green wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:07 pm Probably you in that case though, which is why Gunther is gone!

So your theory is that the last 2 baddies are me and you.

Okay.

Hugh Jass

Is it Phoebe and Nora, Ross and Nora, or Monica?

Hugh Jass

And in the post above you say you are sure it's one of Phoebe and Nora.

WTF?

Hugh Jass

If Nora and Ross are bad then why are you voting for Monica?

What are your reads, Rachel? Who is civ and who is bad?

Hugh Jass

Gunther probably got killed because he looked civ. It's not like they had many different options.

I don't trust night kill analysis like this. Not everything is a deep conspiracy.

Hugh Jass

I'm sorry for being rude guys but I was asked to replace on a 3v2 lylo that had 5 pages and no baddie lynches.

This game is a disaster so if I even mean to win this, I might as well come throwing shit at everyone and making people unconfortable. I'm not sure if I have the magical scumhunting skills to flip this thing around, but I might as well try.

Hugh Jass

If Rachel is a civ she's throwing the game and we deserve to lose.

Hugh Jass

Rachel Green wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 11:28 am I'm doing my best to figure things out based on what I know of you guys but I don't want to think bad of any of you! No one has been poisoned since, if it was even poison, so Monica seems to have done all this for attention!

It's Day 4 Lylo and you are making reads based on Day 0 host post flavor.

How do you want me to believe you are actually playing the game of mafia at hand?

Hugh Jass

Nora Bing wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 11:22 am Okay 3 votes on Rachel seems a lil fishy at this point

Not necessarily. The only way we can win is if all three civs happen to vote for a baddie, or if the baddies vote for each other (in case Monica and Rachel are the baddies). If anything, baddies might prefer to wait for civs to vote wrong so they can pile up their votes together. 3 votes on someone are good for us.

Now, if Phoebe is bad, we are screwed, because she can change her vote at the last time to pick whoever isn't bad. Same thing if I'm bad (which I know I'm not, but I'm not writing this just for me).

If you are bad, we are only screwed if Rachel is a civ. If Rachel is bad you'll have to convince me or Phoebe to save her.

We could make a different poll with a different 3-2, but we would end with a whole different list of "we are screwed" scenarios. Yeah, the civs' situation in this game is atrocious. So we gotta get things absolutely right and it's gotta be now.

Hugh Jass

Nora Bing wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 11:22 am Okay 3 votes on Rachel seems a lil fishy at this point

All the girls are mesmerized by my magnetism.

Wait... actually it's just my sister and Pheebs.

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THanks, Pheebs.

Hope the wolves are not you and Nora all along, lol.

Hugh Jass

Like, I'm not saying this is a perfect tell, but there is a bar for "is actually trying to solve the game", and only you and Monica are currently clearing that bar.

Nora and Rachel aren't, but Nora at least is showing some sincere apathy. Rachel is hiding behind roleplaying, and when she's not she's making votes that don't actually look sincere.

Hugh Jass

It's mindless sheeping. She is not doing any work, she's just following you.

And when she's not following others, she is basing her votes on OMGUS.

Either she's bad or a really lazy and irresponsible civ.

Hugh Jass

This is her most contributive post in the game:

Rachel Green wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:11 pm
Phoebe Buffay wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:42 am
Rachel Green wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:30 am
Phoebe Buffay wrote: ↑Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:15 pm Rachel Green - Whined about having votes placed on her on day one, and was the sole voter of Janice. Could be scum.
Girl why you got to be lying like that, no one even voted me d1. I was crying because you guys lynched my BFF Joey!

Vote : Phoebe
Oh? Okay. My bad. Who do you think is bad besides me, because that opinion is wrong.
You might be onto something with Chandler, he might have framed Janice to escape her clutches. I'm going to forgive you for not including me in your alliance and trust you here.

Vote : Chandler

Hugh Jass

And that's not even covering the fact you might be bad too (tinfoils).

But point is, whoever we vote for, we better get to a consensus on them.

Hugh Jass

Phoebe Buffay wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:57 am
Ross Geller wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:52 am Also, are you okay with leaving the game's final decision to... Nora?
You are welcome to switch your vote as well, Ross. The fact that Monica and Rachel are both voting for each other leads me to believe they are the bad team, and have agreed that whoever doesn't get lynched will gain our trust from their vote on the other.

Im just worried that you are so confident in this read of yours that you are ignoring the fact that if you are wrong and Nora aka the person with nearly no contribution is bad, we are doomed.

So if only one of Rachel or Monica is bad and the other is honestly hunting her, we are screwed.

Hugh Jass

Also, are you okay with leaving the game's final decision to... Nora?

Hugh Jass

Phoebe Buffay wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:50 am [VOTE: Monica Geller] aubergine
Because I'm the queen here.

What do you think of Rachel's posts?

Hugh Jass

Ok so my sister has 44 posts so it's unfair to say she's not making any effort.

It's just... she isn't making any effort that makes me like her, you know?

Or hate her for that matter. She's a big yellow in my rainbow.

Hugh Jass

As for the others:

- Pheebs is making a good amount of civ effort. I like her. Granted the bar for "good amount of civ effort" in this game is really low, but I'm not about to tinfoil here.
- Nora is not doing anything, but she seems honest about her reasons for not doing anything. Could vote either way here.
- Monica is doing some stuff which doesn't seen immediately as sincere as Pheebs. I recall she was kind of unconspicious in the start of the game, and only appeared now to accuse Rachel. But hey, if Rachel does flip bad, Monica is probably cleared.

Hugh Jass

[VOTE: Rachel] aubergine

Hugh Jass

So Rachel's contributiopn here is an unexplained vote on Janice D1, a GTH list with more fluff than anything, OMGUS on Phoebe, then sheeping on Phoebe to lynch Chandler, and some lazy vote on Monica.

She is coasting this game and she's coasting hard. She's bad.

And this is not revenge for the fact she rejected me a dozen times (even though she should have known we were ON. A. BREAK). This is me actually using my Unagi to read her alignment.

Hugh Jass

Rachel Green wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:51 am
Ross Geller wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:21 am
Rachel Green wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:11 pm You might be onto something with Chandler, he might have framed Janice to escape her clutches. I'm going to forgive you for not including me in your alliance and trust you here.

Vote : Chandler
I can't believe how scummy this post is.
Well, I can't believe you'd leave me alone panicking for three days after kicking out Joey!

OMGUS much?

And directed at my previous self who I have no way of taking responsibility for?

How is this a civ post in any way?

Hugh Jass

Rachel Green wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:11 pm You might be onto something with Chandler, he might have framed Janice to escape her clutches. I'm going to forgive you for not including me in your alliance and trust you here.

Vote : Chandler

I can't believe how scummy this post is.

Hugh Jass

Ok, I've added a photo of myself employing Unagi. With this state of total awareness I will be able to figure out what is happening here.

Hugh Jass

Phoebe Buffay wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:39 am
Ross Geller wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:41 pm
Joey Tribbiani wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:53 am
Ross Geller wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:50 am
Joey Tribbiani wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:34 pm So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

[VOTE: Joey Tribbiani] aubergine
Why?
You seemed eager to get someone lynched, but then poof did nothing.
YOU GUYS. This was Ross's last post. It was posted on day 1. Why is he just now being replaced? I propose that perhaps Ross 1 stayed active in the exclusive bad club for a day or so after he stopped posting before going completely missing. Now Ross 2 is taking his place. I wouldn't be surprised at a Monica-Ross team.

That's not true!

What happened is that the one who was here at the start of the game was Russ, a guy who does not look like me at all but who people keep mistaking with me for some reason. Then he left, and now I just came back from my paleontology congress.

Why is everyone dead?

Hugh Jass

Why do I have no avatar?

Did people hide my face after that time I tried to whiten my teeth? I swear it was not on purpose!

Hugh Jass

Hello, ladies?

Did anyone call a paleontologist?

Hugh Jass

Joey Tribbiani wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:53 am
Ross Geller wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:50 am
Joey Tribbiani wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:34 pm So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

[VOTE: Joey Tribbiani] aubergine
Why?

You seemed eager to get someone lynched, but then poof did nothing.

Hugh Jass

Gunther wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:26 pm I'm not liking this pompous Ross Geller. I don't think we ought to listen to him. He doesn't seem like a team player. I love Rachel.

What's that little thing you said? WHAT DID YOU SAYS SHES MINE.

I'm right you're wrong or bad which is it.

Hugh Jass

Joey Tribbiani wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:34 pm So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

[VOTE: Joey Tribbiani] aubergine

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Rachel Green wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:19 pm [VOTE: ] aubergine

[VOTE:

Why Rachel?] aubergine

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Monica Geller wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:40 pm
Ross Geller wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:24 pm @Rachel Green Where are you?
Probably having a seven with Tag Jones. You know what a seven is?

Of course I know, do you know.

Hugh Jass

Janice wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:42 pm
Ross Geller wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:23 pm
Janice wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:15 pm
Joey Tribbiani wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:42 pm
Janice wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:08 pm UHH HAHAHEHAHAHEHEHEA!!!
How you doin’?
A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me
Who's this "little birdie" what kind of bird is it and what does this little bird think it's doing.
You're the curious one, aren't you? UHH HAHAHEHAHAHEHEHEA!

Hugh Jass

Gunther wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:29 pm Alright, it's day 1. We have 10 players. How many can we assume are bad? Just 2?

No I bet we have six bad guys gunther, since that would make total sense.

Hugh Jass

Joey Tribbiani wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:33 pm
Gunther wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:29 pm Alright, it's day 1. We have 10 players. How many can we assume are bad? Just 2?
I’m just a struggling actor, cologne sampler, entry-level data processor, Christmas tree salesman, museum tour guide at the New York Museum of Prehistoric History, waiter at Alessandro’s, waiter at Central Perk and minister, and not a math whiz, but I’m gonna say yes.

Don't worry I've got a PhD I'll handle this.

Hugh Jass

[mention]Rachel Green[/mention] Where are you?

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Janice wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:15 pm
Joey Tribbiani wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:42 pm
Janice wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:08 pm UHH HAHAHEHAHAHEHEHEA!!!
How you doin’?
A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me

Who's this "little birdie" what kind of bird is it and what does this little bird think it's doing.

Hugh Jass

Phoebe Buffay wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:24 pm Um, Janice are you okay? You're acting like you're high or something.

HIGH JANICE IS HIGH!

Smoking is really bad for you, something I've never done or will ever do. period.

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