The Syndicate

Lol we have three secret powers and they’re all just different uses of poly juice potion.

Consider that maybe I’m so good at mafia, I’ve convinced you all I’m good at mafia when I’m actually bad at mafia.

Alternative explanation: There was a forge and I’m town.

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:28 pm
poutanko wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:56 pm ColinIsCool, Sloonei, Lunalee, Jackofhearts2005
SCUM
Didn’t you town check me .... ?

You know what they say. Never trust cops.

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:16 pm Lmao Jack "Forgot" days were 48 hours

Lol that was real.

poutanko wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:55 pm TRYING TO LYNCH ME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING? CAN I EVEN DEFEND MYSELF? WHOSE IDEA IS THIS?

It was all Sloonei, honestly.

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:29 pm Like its just buck ass wild to me that Jack goes out of his way to try and get me off Sloonei. If Sloonei is *town*, Jack, being a scumlord Death Eater who wants town to fuck themselves, would say

"Hey I'm a cop btw and Sloonei is bad you're totally 100% right lets get her lynched." and then when I fuck that up and get Sloonei lynched and am standing in front of the whole town with my nuts in my hand he'd Shrug and say "Must've been a bunk check or something. Or DH is bad lol get DH."

Shiiiiiiiit. I shoulda done this.

sprityo wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:18 pm At least reading half the pages will only be slightly annoying since jack takes up half of it with nonsense

Sloonei’s not a liar. He’s just confused.

I once made the ethical argument that even though I was mafia, a townie should be lynched instead.

You can imagine how well that worked out.

Looking forward to it.

In pconclusion, I’m actually the good guy here and I’m willing to accept the town’s surrender.

Juliets isn’t a liar. Ya’ll should be more nice to her.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:39 pm
Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:24 pm Pout’s a liar. She said I defended Speed but actually I wanted him dead.

In game only. I love you, alternate universe me.

Quin is a liar cause he targeted LC, not Sloonei. Liar!

Jay is a liar cause he’s not really dead.

*kicks corpse*

See? He moved.

Boom roasted.

Mac is a liar by omission. Like of an entire day phase.

Sloonei wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:33 pm
DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:15 pm
Lunalee wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:14 pm
DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:03 pm Up/Down chances of Jack/Sloonei actually being a team?
You think I got a rigged cop check on Sloonei?
IDK, Just something funky about Jack clearing Sloonei/Owner to me in Flooville.
This is the main reason I voted Pout over Jack. This behavior doesn't make sense to me from BadJack Horcruxman. Which is to say I agree with you, but the funkiness is not coming from me.

In hindsight, I’m probably town.

Kara said Nutella killed LC. What a liar.

Timmer’s a liar. Like just generally.

Pout’s a liar. She said I defended Speed but actually I wanted him dead.

Colin’s a liar. Didn’t he say he wasn’t going to vote someone who claimed cop? Shameful is what that is.

Lunalee wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:18 pm
Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:16 pm
nutella wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:15 pm Lol remember when jack tried to convince me kara wasn't bad because the mystery vig wasn't killed lol wild.
You’re a liar, too.
Who else is a liar, Jack?

All the townies. You should listen to me instead. You should lynch DH.

In Flooville, DH told me he doesn’t actually hunt. He just relies on an old magic 8 ball and then yells and hopes for the best.

nutella wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:15 pm Lol remember when jack tried to convince me kara wasn't bad because the mystery vig wasn't killed lol wild.

You’re a liar, too.

Flooville like Whoville from those Dr Sueus books.

Good joke. You should be in Ravenclaw.

It could be Sloonei or Kara. Nobody really knows. Not even me.

You’re going to need to take that back, Nei, cause I still haven’t been lynched.

nutella wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 5:50 pm Turns out I should have been listening to my autocorrect this whole time

My wife got a chuckle out of that.

I am the fucking Charlie Brown of mafia.

What if there were like 12 of us to outweigh the town having 7 cops and 5 vigs and 2 jks and JaggedJimmyJay?

Five does seem like too much imo.

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 5:15 pm Jack how did LC survive that lynch?

He put some of his soul into me. And then I put some of our mixed souls into Timmer and then Timmer put some of his soul into Epi and it was called the aristocrats.

sprityo wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 5:12 pm Duly noted to ignore jack in all aspects since he won’t be helping us.

Oooooooh. You’re no fun anymore!

Sloonei wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 5:06 pm Yeah, anyone who's able to kill should be firing away tonight.

Does anyone object to this list of possible Jack teammates?
Kara
Mac
Colin
Sloonei

included myself because people would definitely object if i didn't. sprit is the only name i'd really give serious consideration to adding to the list, but i'm not currently inclined to do so.

No objections.

Lunalee wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 5:05 pm
Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 5:03 pm For realzies though my teammate(s) probably get vig killed tonight because that’s just the kind of game I’m having.
So Jack, why did you buddy me so hard? I thought we were friends.

We are friends. That’s why I’m killing you last.

For realzies though my teammate(s) probably get vig killed tonight because that’s just the kind of game I’m having.

nutella wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:58 pm
Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:56 pm It was wild. Crazy, even.

PS I am literally unlynchable. Not a brag.
Psh don't worry we'll have your teammate dead before you can say "dark mark"

I’ll hold off saying it to give you a head start.

It was wild. Crazy, even.

PS I am literally unlynchable. Not a brag.

timmer wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:42 pm
DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:35 pm Hey BTW if anyone does have a kill Jack's teammate is keeping him alive. So like, find that fucker and then boom get em.
I'm very reluctant. Since I'm outed, what are the odds I'm redirected, at this point? My other thing is safer if that happens.

I’m being blocked and my lone teammate has to make the kill so. You should be safe to use the vig power imo.

Spoiler: show

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:06 pm The reason I ditched Flooville early:

1) RDR2 is a fun game and IIRC I was close to the end
2) I smelt a rat

You’re a liar but that’s okay. Be seeing ya.

That was a pretty good fakeclaim tho rite?

Ugh autocorrect you are the worst.

And for my next trick, I will fuck botched and get money.

timmer wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:37 pm I hope you have more than you let on, DH. I'm not moving my vote at this point.

He doesn’t. There’s no reason to hold anything back. He’s just lying/wrong.

@juliets

Please vote Pout right now.

nutella wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:35 pm Moving back to jack what the heck

Why?

I’ve told no lies. Everything I’ve said can be backed up.

The only argument against me is DH saying “Jack is bad” over and over.

I can’t believe I have more than 2 votes.

Sorry. I mean, I claimed that to DH by secret code. It’s on the thread.

Lunalee wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:33 pm
Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:30 pm
timmer wrote: ↑Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:28 pm Here's my final thoughts.

1. DH wouldn't do what he did today without a reason.

2. Poutanko had a bad read, yes, but I can tell you that DDL is hazy as fuck about whether some actions worked like you think, so it's plausible.

3. Jack seems to have no unique result to speak of, which is a very convenient sign ofa baddie using thread info for false claims.

And Christ DH, get off of that.
I claimed Sloonei towncheck and Luna towncheck before Luna claimed.
Wait what? You're saying I didn't have to claim today??

I mean, you were never going to be lynched but you couldn’t have known that.

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