The Syndicate

Aha apparently jiggies increase post count? No more rhymes needed for me then.

I'd kick a log and dance a jig
Before placing a vote on sig
Now sloonei's got some points in him
I could just vote him on a whim

I'd rather take my own pace
And find some friends and make a case
But right now I will be uncouth
I'm stuck at home in the damn sound booth

I'm not good at rhyming stuff
Soon you'll all have had enough
I do not think that these four lines require a coherent meter
So you'll find I'm quite the cheater!