The Syndicate

I am owed four Garnets and it is coming out of DP's account.

linki: hope I'm still allowed to post this

I'm choosing DP for the elimination match.

But seriously. The win conditions for this were odd. If I'd had even an inkling that I wouldn't get those garnets, I'd have committed zombie seppuku.

"Surviving human winners gain a Garnet for each point they earned."

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff I misread this and thought that any humans who got through would get the garnets. I thought I was going to an elimination match, sure, but I wanted to go in rich. This is stupid.

[mention]Scotty[/mention]

It isn't all that concerning to me, but you are giving up like 4 free garnets.

[mention]Scotty[/mention]

If you really want to, you could drink your cure and then we could touch. You and I would be tied, you would get your garnets, and then Golden picks the Elim candidate.
I don't really care either way.

EdJou wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 11:32 pm or @speedchuck and I can touch and the real fun can begin.

Whyyyy would I do that?

Scotty wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 10:58 pm Speed, I hope you can see why I did what I did. I’m sorry you’re in this position again. Please don’t pick me.

I won't.

I'm done for the round. Nothing more from me.

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 10:54 pm

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 10:46 pm I'll touch Scotty

Oh. I missed this. Anyway, RIP Chuck. Pls don't pick me for the elimination match fam.

I won't.

Oh, I see.

Okay. Looks like I'm bound for another elimination match.

insertnamehere wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 10:49 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 10:36 pm Actually, by my calculations, Scotty is still clean too.

@Scotty Wanna touch? This is an official invite. Stay human with me and Golden.

So, this is the equivalent of you saying "I touch Scotty"?

Just want to be clear in order to avoid another MP/SD situation.

I'd rather it not be.

Scotty why did you do this?

Golden already figured all of this out, so I don't feel bad putting it out there. Zombies had zero chance of taking Golden down today.

Best guess is as follows:

Dead red = zombie
Sarcasm orange = non-permanent zombie
OT green = successful cure

Speedchuck
EdJou
Nutella
DisgruntledPorcupine
M Plus 7
Scotty
Spacedaisy
Golden
DharmaHelper
Long Con

2 zombies

TOUCH #1 - GOLDEN/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #2 - SPEEDCHUCK/LONG CON
TOUCH #3 - DISGRUNTLEDPORCUPINE/M PLUS 7
DH: "I'll drink my cure now."
TOUCH #4 - SPACEDAISY/DHARMAHELPER
Spacedaisy: "I'd like to drink my cure please."
TOUCH #5 - NUTELLA/SCOTTY
TOUCH #6 - GOLDEN/EDJOU
Then Ed drank a cure.
TOUCH #7 EDJOU/M PLUS 7

END OF ROUND ONE - 4 Zombinis - MP, DH, DP, Ed

TOUCH #8 DHARMAHELPER/NUTELLA
TOUCH #9 GOLDEN/SCOTTY
TOUCH #10 - DHARMAHELPER/SPEEDCHUCK
TOUCH #11 - SPEEDCHUCK/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #12 - M PLUS 7/SPACEDAISY
Speed uses cure

END OF ROUND 2 - 7 Zombinis - MP, DH, DP, Ed, Nut, Daisy, LC (didn't get a touch)

TOUCH #13 - DHARMAHELPER/GOLDEN
Golden uses cure.
TOUCH #14 - SPEEDCHUCK/GOLDEN

Scotty, Speedchuck, and Golden are still humans. Speed has 2 points, Golden has 4, Scotty has 2.
Golden wins, but you can get an extra Garnet with one more touch Scotty. Or, you know, you can not touch me, become a zombie, and get no garnets.

You get more garnets if you touch me.

That'll be it for my game. If scotty accepts, I'm done.

I have sent out the garnets that I owe people for deals.

Actually, by my calculations, Scotty is still clean too.

[mention]Scotty[/mention] Wanna touch? This is an official invite. Stay human with me and Golden.

I'm only offering to you

Then I'm done

I touch [mention]Golden[/mention]

I'm 99% sure we're both human. One more point for us each, and I get to stay human. Eh?

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 10:06 pm The cure actually tastes pretty good. I'd heard it tasted like saliva.

Darn. I had decided to touch you.

It can be in PM.

DH, I promise you a garnet (which I will give you after the game) if you accurately reveal your alignment.

Fixing this:

Speedchuck
EdJou
Nutella
DisgruntledPorcupine
M Plus 7
Scotty
Spacedaisy
Golden
DharmaHelper
Long Con

2 zombies

TOUCH #1 - GOLDEN/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #2 - SPEEDCHUCK/LONG CON
TOUCH #3 - DISGRUNTLEDPORCUPINE/M PLUS 7
DH: "I'll drink my cure now."
TOUCH #4 - SPACEDAISY/DHARMAHELPER
Spacedaisy: "I'd like to drink my cure please."
TOUCH #5 - NUTELLA/SCOTTY
TOUCH #6 - GOLDEN/EDJOU
Then Ed drank a cure.
TOUCH #7 EDJOU/M PLUS 7

END OF ROUND ONE - 4 Zombinis

TOUCH #8 DHARMAHELPER/NUTELLA
TOUCH #9 GOLDEN/SCOTTY
TOUCH #10 - DHARMAHELPER/SPEEDCHUCK
TOUCH #11 - SPEEDCHUCK/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #12 - M PLUS 7/SPACEDAISY
Speed uses cure

END OF ROUND 2 - 7 Zombinis

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:37 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:36 pm @Golden are you sure scotty was town? How?

Because I am sure DH is an original zombie. I've been saying this very openly the entire game, it's just that no one wanted to listen. I caught him at the very start.

DH could only be an OZ with someone who infected two others in round one. Scotty doesn't fit that bill.

I have to choose.

I think MP is the only choice that works with DH, right?

@Golden are you sure scotty was town? How?

[mention]insertnamehere[/mention] Was touch 7 in round one or two?

@Golden who is your pick for the three remaining townies?

Unfortunately the two inactives open up like 20 options. Was DP a zombie already? Or was he not?

Ed
MP
DH
Nut
Golden
Scotty
Speed
Daisy

Long Con and DP are 100% zombies right now. So are five of the above.

Speedchuck
EdJou
Nutella
DisgruntledPorcupine
M Plus 7
Scotty
Spacedaisy
Golden
DharmaHelper
Long Con

2 zombies

TOUCH #1 - GOLDEN/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #2 - SPEEDCHUCK/LONG CON
TOUCH #3 - DISGRUNTLEDPORCUPINE/M PLUS 7
DH: "I'll drink my cure now."
TOUCH #4 - SPACEDAISY/DHARMAHELPER
Spacedaisy: "I'd like to drink my cure please."
TOUCH #5 - NUTELLA/SCOTTY
TOUCH #6 - GOLDEN/EDJOU
Then Ed drank a cure.

END OF ROUND ONE - 4 Zombinis

TOUCH #7 EDJOU/M PLUS 7
TOUCH #8 DHARMAHELPER/NUTELLA
TOUCH #9 GOLDEN/SCOTTY
TOUCH #10 DHARMAHELPER/SPEEDCHUCK
TOUCH #11 - SPEEDCHUCK/SPACEDAISY
TOUCH #12 - M PLUS 7/SPACEDAISY
Speed uses cure

END OF ROUND 2 - 7 Zombinis

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:23 pm Speed, are you absolutely certain you don't want to deal with me today?

Not yet. Your explanation technically works. Though I literally posted at 8:05:59 my time. :P

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:05 pm I drink my cure.

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:06 pm I touch speedchuck

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:06 pm Dammit, linki got me.

These three posts are in a row. You tried to post at the exact deadline to see if you could sneak in after my cure. Which is why I posted at literally 1 second till deadline. There is a HUGE risk of being a zombie because when you pressed POST, my cure WAS NOT USED ON SCREEN.

That risk only makes sense if you're trying to convert me to zambie.

I'm not bragging, or looking to argue. I just want you to know why I'm not planning to make an offer to you today.

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:12 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:12 pm

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:10 pm Humans at the end of the game get one garnet per touch with a human.

So they do.

You said you wanted me to drink my cure first. But then you reacted inhumanly fast to try and get between me and the deadline. Why risk that?

Where's the risk?

If you posted slightly earlier than me, you would get DH'd. And I don't buy that you waited for me to post.

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:10 pm Humans at the end of the game get one garnet per touch with a human.

So they do.

You said you wanted me to drink my cure first. But then you reacted inhumanly fast to try and get between me and the deadline. Why risk that?

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:09 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:08 pm

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:07 pm

EdJou wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:06 pm Did the zombies just win outright?

Certainly not.

I just won outright.

You are past deadline, sir. My offer has expired.

Unless they don't expire, in which case crap.

That's ok, I'm still willing to touch you tomorrow. I just wanted the garnet, but I couldn't touch you while you were infected with DH's stench.

What garnet?

Golden wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:07 pm

EdJou wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 9:06 pm Did the zombies just win outright?

Certainly not.

I just won outright.

You are past deadline, sir. My offer has expired.

Unless they don't expire, in which case crap.

I drink my cure.

Thank you

Does day end at the start or end of the minute? Asking for a friend.

Unless Daisy is.... A ZOMBIE

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 8:59 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 8:53 pm Why me

Why not LC

agh.

I was gonna touch you tomorrow.

Well, there's no reason why she should care to help us win. She wants to win.

But you were an objectively less risky choice

Why me

Why not LC

agh.

I was gonna touch you tomorrow.

insertnamehere wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 8:40 pm Actually, for the record this round ends at 8:05 CST, so there's actually 25 minutes left from when I post this.

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 8:45 pm 15 minutes left? Or slightly off that

You're low by 5

I cannot touch LC again.

Hm. That's a good point. Forgot that was how it worked.

I feel like I've been too confused to actually win the round. Offer is still open. Use your best judgment, and I'll take what I can get.

linki: Future. I want to use the cure at 7:59 or so tonight, my time. Hope I remember to!

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Mon May 14, 2018 2:07 pm Uh, that depends on if Ed reciprocates my touch. I'll need to touch someone by the end of the round.

Well, if you touch me this round, I'll try for someone else next round. You've got what, 6.5 hours?

You can touch me if Ed hasn't shown up by then.

@Spacedaisy can I touch you tomorrow instead?

Oh, wait, points.

I touch [mention]Golden[/mention]
I touch [mention]DisgruntledPorcupine[/mention]
I touch [mention]Scotty[/mention]
I touch [mention]insertnamehere[/mention]

Gonna be using a cure, just so you guys know.

Well I got my touch in for the day.

I will touch you DH