The Syndicate

Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 4:19 pm

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 4:18 pm

Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 4:16 pm hey wait who even won

I’m sorry to say your crusade against speedchuck won’t be advancing here.

fuck was speedchuck on the mafia

I wasn't in this game

Kylemii wrote: ↑Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:58 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:27 pm

Marmot wrote: ↑Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:44 pm I'm just sad that I attempted to protect @Kylemii Night 2 and it failed because he wasn't Christian.

That's what he gets for forsaking God

this medical insurance fucking sucks

"I'm sorry sir, you've defaulted on your faith. We've been keeping up with your browser history, and, well, let's just say there's a high chance that you ain't right with God. If you ask for forgiveness, we'll set you up a new policy. No refunds on the previous one."

"What?"

"Perhaps you should try the package that includes 'forgiveness rebounds' and 'justification by faith.' It won't cost you any extra. Some other guy is shouldering the cost for our applicants."

"Wow, gee, that sounds pretty great."

"The one drawback is that that package only applies to life insurance, not medical."

"WHAT ABOUT MY MEDICAL!?"

"Have you tried prayer?"

Marmot wrote: ↑Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:44 pm I'm just sad that I attempted to protect @Kylemii Night 2 and it failed because he wasn't Christian.

That's what he gets for forsaking God