The Syndicate

Timmer has been lynched, he was Blue Laser Minion #2! In order to be the time at a decent place for me what with my work schedule this phase will be extended. You have until noon on Friday to get all your night actions, hut choices in to me. If I have them all by noon tomorrow I will go ahead and do it then, otherwise it will be noon on Friday.

Vote today for you favorite candidate for the noose! Day 7

Poll ended at Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:54 pm


A Person
0
No votes
BigDamnHero
0
No votes
birdwithteeth11
0
No votes
Bullzeye
0
No votes
borokkuei
0
No votes
Captain Bunny Killer
0
No votes
DFaraday
0
No votes
DisgruntledPorcupine
0
No votes
Dom
1
borokkuei (5) 6%
Indiglo
0
No votes
Juliets
0
No votes
LittleTiger
0
No votes
Matahari
0
No votes
MovingPictures07
7
Captain Bunny Killer (8), MovingPictures07 (9), Bullzeye (10), S~V~S (12), Dom (13), juliets (14), Matahari (15) 44%
Snow Dog
0
No votes
S~V~S
2
BigDamnHero (6), Snow Dog (11) 13%
Timmer
0
No votes
Hey! Steve (Host, non, dead)
6
Spacedaisy (1), Mongoose (2), Epignosis (3), Lizzy (4), thellama73 (7), Hedgeowl (16) 38%

Strongsad's Poetry:

Lay off of Dom
He's just a Tom

--

Timmer?
Might be dimmer.

--

But the birdie
Maybe he should go early


Strongbad's Email:

I answer your emails allll on myyyyy own…yes I know, my name’s Strongbad!

Dearest Strongbad,
Chinese food or Thai?
Yours truly,
Haveabanana

That is a very intriguing question, Havana. It depends on what sort of results you are hoping for. For instance, if you are wanting to add to da Poopsmith’s already massive dung pile, then I wholeheartedly endorse da Chineese food…however, if your plan is to go on a burninating rampage like da mighty Trogdor, thai food is da much more combustable option for you. Don’t believe me? Just ask Dom & SVS who are HUGEMONGUOUS fans of the spicy burninating flavors of da orient.

<paper scroll>

birdwithteeth11 has been killed by Blue Laser! It is now Day 8 and you have until the poll closes to lynch someone. Choose wisely!

Snow Dog wrote:Ok I found him now. was confused by nthe characters in the vid.

Apologies. The clip was intended as a nod to Alex, not to his role. I could not find any Cheat Commandos vids I liked.

MovingPictures07 has been lynched. He was Silent Rip. it is now Night 7 and you have until noon tomorrow to get me your PMs and hut choices.

Who will be the next contestant on The Lynch Is Right? Day 6

Poll ended at Thu Aug 22, 2013 12:45 pm


A Person
0
No votes
agleaminranks
0
No votes
BigDamnHero
0
No votes
birdwithteeth11
0
No votes
Bullzeye
0
No votes
borokkuei
1
Vompatti (8) 5%
Captain Bunny Killer
0
No votes
DFaraday
0
No votes
DisgruntledPorcupine
3
Matahari (7), agleaminranks (10), Mongoose (12) 16%
Dom
1
Leamiteo (19) 5%
Juliets
0
No votes
Leamiteo
0
No votes
LittleTiger
0
No votes
Matahari
0
No votes
Mongoose
0
No votes
MovingPictures07
2
Snow Dog (9), MovingPictures07 (15) 11%
Snow Dog
0
No votes
S~V~S
3
birdwithteeth11 (3), borokkuei (6), BigDamnHero (16) 16%
Timmer
0
No votes
Vompatti
5
Dom (5), timmer (11), Bullzeye (13), indiglo (14), juliets (18) 26%
Yellow Dellow (host, dead, non)
4
Spacedaisy (1), Epignosis (2), Matt F (4), thellama73 (17) 21%
Total votes : 19

Strongbad's email:

Hey Strongbad,
I have a question for you. If you were stranded on deserted island and could only choose three items to have with you, what are the items you would choose?

Yours truly,
Lazlo Gogolak from Hungary

Well Lazy Goo…why don’t you sit back and have some delicious fluffy puff mini-mallows to appease your Hunger while I learn you on Strongbad’s desert island survival class.

The first things you need to take with you is anything involving Moving Pictures. It makes a great distraction when da native erogenous wildlife try to sneak up on your basecamp and kill you in da middle of da night.

Secondly, you should bring along some of those indiglo camoflorge pants so to blend into your surroundings.

And lastly, a Faraday brand jet-pack so you can escape whenever the boredom of the stupid island that’s been trying to kill you gets to be too monotonous and you want to get back to the real world and ridiculous fan emails.

<paper scroll>

Mongoose has been killed by Teen Girl Squad.
agleaminranks has been killed by Firebert.
It is now Day 7, you have until the poll closes to lynch somebody so make it a good one and vote, vote, vote!

P.S. I was missing at least two PMs.

Vompatti has been lynched. He was The Ugly One! It is now Night 6. You have until noon tomorrow to get me your Night action PMs and hut choices. Good luck!

Friendly word of advice from your hostess: avoid using words that degrade other players' intelligence. When you use these words you are taking the conversation from a mafia debate into personal argument territory and it will only end in someone being offended.... And possibly your own mod kill. And yes, I have replaced or mod killed players for using words like "stupid" and refusing to stop. I love you all, I get things are frustrating when people don't see things the way you do, but when you get to that point, step away from the computer, do something refreshing and remind yourself it's just a silly game and try to have fun when you come back!

Additionally, thank you MP for taking a break because you realized it was getting to you. Take it easy and remember we love you! Well, I do anyway and I'm sure a fair number of these other players do too, even if they are trying to string you up.

Poll ended at Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:36 pm

Day 5

A Person
1
DisgruntledPorcupine (6) 5%
agleaminranks
10
thellama73 (3), DFaraday (7), BigDamnHero (9), Bullzeye (10), MovingPictures07 (11), juliets (12), birdwithteeth11 (13), Leamiteo (14), Vompatti (15), Mongoose (18) 50%
Bea
0
No votes
BigDamnHero
0
No votes
birdwithteeth11
0
No votes
Bullzeye
0
No votes
borokkuei
0
No votes
Captain Bunny Killer
0
No votes
DisgruntledPorcupine
1
agleaminranks (8) 5%
Dom
1
Snow Dog (20) 5%
Juliets
0
No votes
Leamiteo
0
No votes
Matahari
0
No votes
Matt F
1
Matt F (4) 5%
MovingPictures07
2
timmer (17), borokkuei (19) 10%
Snow Dog
1
Dom (5) 5%
S~V~S
0
No votes
Thellama73
1
Captain Bunny Killer (16) 5%
Timmer
0
No votes
Vompatti
0
No votes
Bret Bretterson (host, dead, non)
2
Spacedaisy (1), Epignosis (2) 10%

Strongsad's poetry:

Gleam is likely bad
So says Strongsad

Vomps we should give a look
Unless you are a crook


Strongbox's email:

Yes, no, maybe…
I don’t know…
Can you please read my e-mail…

You're not the boss of Strongbad
You're not the boss of Strongbad
You're not the boss of Strongbad
And you're not dat cool

Life is unfair.........


Dear Strongbad,
What is a Mangosteen? What is an acai? Why do people keep putting these things in my smoothies, shampoo, and my lotion?
Sincerely,
Confused

Well Sindy, I think da mangosteen is a kind of lobster and acai is a traditional 3-pronged martial arts weapon predominant in the borrukei fighting style. It sound to me like you’ve gotten on da bad side of a crustaceous ninja hell bent on assassinating you during your daily health & beauty regime. I think your best course of action is to
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU IT’S THE RED SHELLFISH NINJA!!!!

Bwaaaaa haa haa haa haaaaaaaaaa….

OK…just kidding…but you’ve gots to be on your guard at all times or else when you least expect it….DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!

Llama has been killed by Blue Laser.
It is now Day 6 and you have until the poll closes to lynch somebody, make it good and actually kill someone this time, sheesh.

agleaminranks has... NOT been lynched. In fact NO ONE has been lynched. It is now Night 5 and you have until noon tomorrow to get me your Night action PMs and hut choices. Good luck!

juliets wrote:Daisy, forgive me if I missed this but I didn't see it yet, were there missing PM's last night and if so, how many.

There were two missing night action PMs again.

Hey guys, hey guys, hey guys guys guys! Wanna lynch somebody? Day 4 Poll

Poll ended at Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:03 pm


A Person
4
A Person (17), Matahari (18), Snow Dog (20), thellama73 (22) 18%
agleaminranks
0
No votes
Bea
0
No votes
BigDamnHero
0
No votes
birdwithteeth11
0
No votes
Bullzeye
0
No votes
borokkuei
0
No votes
Captain Bunny Killer
0
No votes
DFaraday
0
No votes
DisgruntledPorcupine
3
Mongoose (11), Bullzeye (14), bea (15) 14%
Dom
0
No votes
Juliets
0
No votes
Leamiteo
1
Leamiteo (12) 5%
Lizzy
5
Matt F (2), borokkuei (3), DFaraday (6), birdwithteeth11 (8), juliets (13) 23%
Matahari
0
No votes
Matt F
0
No votes
Mongoose
0
No votes
MovingPictures07
4
Dom (5), Captain Bunny Killer (16), timmer (19), BigDamnHero (21) 18%
Snow Dog
0
No votes
S~V~S
0
No votes
Thellama73
1
Lizzy (9) 5%
Timmer
1
MovingPictures07 (7) 5%
Vompatti
1
Vompatti (10) 5%
Lil' Brudder (Host, dead, non)
2
Spacedaisy (1), Epignosis (4) 9%

Strongsad's poetry:

Monstrous
Oppressive
Villain
Ill-Willed
Nefarious
Gang Member
Perilous
Iniquitous
Corrupt
Treacherous
Ulterior Motives
Reprehensible
Exceptionable
Sinful


Strongbad's email:

I am Strongbad, prince of Strongbadia and defender of da secrets of Castle Stopsign.
This is da Cheat, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me da day I held aloft my magic lappy and said, “By the power of da Compy! I have an e-mail!“

Dear Strongbad,
My unicorn has run out of sparkles. What should I do?
Love,
Maltese Fountain

Well Monsure Fontain, first you may wanna make sure that it’s an authentic unicorn. Maybe it’s just a Llama pretending who stuck a fork in its head to look like a horn.

Otherwise, if you’ve really got yourself a genuine real sparkles unicorn you’ve got a real problem there. Unicorn sparkles are pretty hard to come by. As it so happens, I have a bag of them I would be willing to part with for a nominal fee and by no means is this just a bag of glitter I picked up at the local SVS or WallgreenMart down the street.

Once you send me payment of $299.95 plus tax and shipping, you need a delivery system to get da sparkles back inside your animal. Might I suggest a wild Mongoose or Bird With teeth. Neither is very reliable but the only other option is a job more fitting of da poopsmith…if you catch da smelley meaning, you know?

<paper scroll>

No one has died...
Mongoose has been removed from today's poll.

You have until the poll ends to lynch someone.

Lizzy has been lynched. She was the King of Town. It is now Night 4 and you have until tomorrow at noon to choose a hut and get your night actions to me. Good luck staying away from Trogdor!

Oh Mr F... You're so silly, which is why I am glad you are playing! You are not allowed to disappear anymore, got that?

Matt F wrote:

Spacedaisy wrote:

Matt F wrote:RIPifywg Devin...I had a role for you in mind but I was far from sure.

Spacedaisy - Did Trogdor pick a hut last night?

Matt F - I don't reveal the individual actions of any player's night PMs.

Spacedaisy - After receiving all of your PMs, was any player in the game in danger from being killed by Trogdor last night?

Matt F - Nice try.

Matt F wrote:RIPifywg Devin...I had a role for you in mind but I was far from sure.

Spacedaisy - Did Trogdor pick a hut last night?

Matt F - I don't reveal the individual actions of any player's night PMs.

Who is the next to go? day 3 Poll


Poll ended at Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:17 pm


A Person
5
A Person (10), DFaraday (18), Snow Dog (20), juliets (21), Hedgeowl (24) 20%
agleaminranks
0
No votes
Bea
0
No votes
BigDamnHero
1
Mongoose (9) 4%
birdwithteeth11
0
No votes
Captain Bunny Killer
0
No votes
Devin the Omniscient
0
No votes
DFaraday
0
No votes
DisgruntledPorcupine
1
Bullzeye (16) 4%
Dom
1
Leamiteo (15) 4%
Hedgeowl
6
S~V~S (8), Matahari (11), bea (13), birdwithteeth11 (19), Matt F (23), MovingPictures07 (25) 24%
Juliets
0
No votes
Leamiteo
0
No votes
Lizzy
0
No votes
Matahari
0
No votes
Matt F
0
No votes
Mongoose
0
No votes
MovingPictures07
3
BigDamnHero (2), thellama73 (3), Vompatti (17) 12%
Snow Dog
0
No votes
Thellama73
4
Lizzy (7), agleaminranks (12), Captain Bunny Killer (14), timmer (22) 16%
Vompatti
2
Devin the Omniscient (1), borokkuei (6) 8%
Migraines that make the oat sick (host, non, dead)
2
Epignosis (4), Spacedaisy (5) 8%

Strongbad's email:

So no one told you life was going to be this waaaaaaayyyy…
I like to read your jokes, so email me todaaaaaay!

Dear Strongbad,
I love Shark Week. Do you like Shark Week?

<interjects>
Shark week is ok, but it’s not cool enough to break into my top three all-time UNmazing holiday experiences:

#3- Decemberween gift exchange
What you do is pick da name A Person who thinks dressing up makes you cool and exchange pointless gifts like either of you care more about da other loser more than what lame thing you’re gonna get. Typically I just grab something out of da backest most part of da closet buried underneath that junk pile hidden behind Strong Mad’s horrible painting (which, by the way, is how he ended up with da painting in the first place).

#2- Matted Hair Day
This is da one day each year we give da Cheat his bath and try to untangle da mass of tangled fur using only forks and weedwhackers.

And #1- Trogdor-uary Awareness month.
We go door to door to spread da majestic message of Trogdor da Almighty, and anyone who refuses to accept him as their dragonlord and Master get a bag of Disgruntled Porcupines thrown at their face!

So as you can see, there’s really no room to put a lame shark-based week…wait, what? Another question?!?!? (sigh)

<continues reading>
I have a shark related question for you...

Really??? ANOTHER one?????? You just asked me one and now there are more? How many carnivorous fish related questions could you possible have? Unless…is this SHARKDOR the WATERNATOR…Trogdor’s mortal arch-nemEsis???BWAAA HAA HAA HAA!!!! Just kidding…go ahead and ask your stupid question man…

<reads s'mores>
If you had to feed a family of sharks, what would you feed them?
Sincerely,
Megalodonna

Well at least it’s an easy question with a short answer, Megadonuts. I would chop YOU up into tiny fishy size cutlets and let da Shark family feed off you…which would probably give them indigestion and kill them off pretty quickly thereafter. THEE End…of both you and your stupid sharks!

<paper scroll>

Devin has been killed by Blue Laser.
Trogdor did not kill anyone!
It is now Day 4 and you have 48 hours to blame someone and then snuff them out. Happy Hunting!


P.S. I was missing two PMs.

Hedgeowl wrote: And I was so looking forward to killing baddies.

This post broke my heart just a little. Sorry Hedge.

Hedgeowl has been lynched. She was Pom Pom. It is now Night 3 and you have twenty four hours to get your night PMs and hut choices to me.

S~V~S wrote:@Daisy~ were there still missing PMs? Also, are fail kills written into the post?

I believe I received all the night action PMs last night, though not all the hut PMs.

S~V~S wrote:So Gunhaver picks the targets for these other two guys? Does he also get the results, or only them? This is an awesome grouping, if Gunhaver plays it well.

Gunhaver picks the targets but he does ot get the results, nor does he know who the other two are.

Is the Show played in the thread, and have the secret events listed actually happened:

The Show is played in the thread, it's contestants are not allowed to openly discuss it, though I doubt it will be difficult to figure out. And I have crossed out the only Secret Event to be triggered thus far. The person who triggered it is welcome to discuss it in thread if they so desire.

Secret Events!
Cool Guy
Sibbie
Concert
Decemberween

Or is this a list of potential secret events?

I chose not to answer regarding What's Her Face for two reasons. First, Elo is dead so it really has little impact at this point. Second, I would not tell you even if she were alive because it would have been highly unfair to her to basically out her.

Important Announcement!

your host hAs been trying to host in the midst of a lot of chaos and as such she has made an error by overlooking something and as such the result is that now I have to be subjected to public ridicule because I must correct my mistake.

What I am saying is Borokkuei has been rezzed! My bad!

Day 2 poll

A Person
1
A Person (22) 5%
agleaminranks
1
juliets (16) 5%
BigDamnHero
0
No votes
birdwithteeth11
0
No votes
borokkuei
2
Leamiteo (8), timmer (15) 9%
Captain Bunny Killer
0
No votes
Devin the Omniscient
5
DFaraday (10), thellama73 (11), Vompatti (12), Mongoose (13), agleaminranks (17) 23%
DFaraday
0
No votes
DisgruntledPorcupine
0
No votes
Dom
1
Hedgeowl (20) 5%
Hedgeowl
0
No votes
Juliets
0
No votes
Leamiteo
0
No votes
Lizzy
0
No votes
Matahari
0
No votes
Matt F
0
No votes
Mongoose
0
No votes
MovingPictures07
3
BigDamnHero (5), Lizzy (14), Matahari (19) 14%
Reywas
0
No votes
Snow Dog
0
No votes
Thellama73
6
MovingPictures07 (4), Matt F (6), birdwithteeth11 (7), Devin the Omniscient (9), Snow Dog (18), Captain Bunny Killer (21) 27%
Timmer
0
No votes
Vompatti
0
No votes
Onion Bubs (Host, Non, Dead)
3
Spacedaisy (1), S~V~S (2), >SpaghettiEverywhere (3) 14%
Total votes : 22

Strongsad's Poetry:

Today 4 U
Tomorrow 4 me
or you, preferably you.

Llama is likely bad
Dom is likely not
Time will tell for Jul'et

Today 4 U
Tomorrow 4 me
or you, preferably you.


Strongbad's Email:

In West Strongbadia, born and raised, answerin’ emails iz how I spend most of my days….


Hey Strongbad, which would you rather be, a zombie or a vampire?
- Lenny B.

Whoa! Are you parchance da lesser known cousin of de famous adult contemporary artist Kenny G mayhaps? If so, I have a few suggestions on what you two can do wit dat smooth jazz sax of his…

Anyway Lenny, one of my many purposes in life is actually to NOT become either of dose things! In fact, I’ve got a whole arsenal hidden under da couch to stop the insurmountable rising threat of da Vampombie Ragnolpysegeddon. It comes complete with a set of dose flaming nonchalk twirling batons, a garlic loaded shotgun and a suit of wooden armor. And in a pinch, da poop smith’s poop shovel has been known to be quite useful in bunny killing so we have that at our disposal as well…so long as the zombires or vampombies are not bigger than the bunny-sized variety.

But don’t think you can run over here when you and your sax playing permy-haired cousin need your asses saved! You should’ve thought of dat before taking the saxamophone lessons rather than the ass-kicking monster survivalist training!

<paper scroll>

Borokkuei was killed by Trogdor.
Timmer has been removed from the poll.