The Syndicate

Syn wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:48 pm

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me and hyena convincing michelle to kill us

Syn wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:49 pm

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tim welcoming me to dead chat after i spent the whole game getting him killed and he flipped town

Syn wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:53 pm

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dunia doing the order of operations every night

Syn wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:53 pm

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dizzy trying to get to the finish line of this game

Syn wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:56 pm

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kyle using his ability thief every night

Syn wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:56 pm

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michelle anytime she sees "tutuu" and "scum" in the same post

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:08 pm

Master Radishes wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:04 pm

tutuu wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:17 pm i wuv u too trevor

I saw this and laughed and was about to reply when my wife walked in so I tabbed away juuuust to be safe.

<3

"So...who's that catgirl you've been talking to online?"

nutella wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 2:33 am role madness gothic.

you awaken from a deep slumber and discover that you have a notification on mafia the syndicate dot com. you open your inbox only to find a shimmering greenish blur hovering over where the pm should be, preventing you from clicking on it.
you rub your eyes and shake your phone, unsure if you are still dreaming. finally you are able to open the message. in nearly indecipherable text it reads:

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU ARE SURREALIGNMENT. YOU WIN THE GAME WHEN A̴̛̙̜̞͎̫̤͋̀̏̔͌̄̅́̅̈́̐͛̚L̵̜̝̪͙̬̰̎́́̽̈́L̷̢̡̺̩͙̞̣̜͐́̌͋͒͒̀̇͗̉̈́͘ ̴̡̨̻̻̲͎͎̌͗̇̈́͝͝͝T̸̥̹͓̞͕͍̞̪̳̹̀̂͠H̵̞̥͇̜͔́̽̔͒̈́͂̂̀͘͠Ŗ̴͉̣̹͈̱̀̀̈̕Ḗ̴̲̟̘̼̟͚͈̏̈͒̈̀͐̕Â̶̧̹͚̮̮̘͊̎̈̍͘͜͠͝T̶̡̢̢̛̬̤̤̤̫̞͇̖̫͗͌̐̄̊̆͘ͅS̴̮͚̦̎ͅ ̵̢̨͔̬̙̹̱͚̱̪̰̝͓̜͛̏̆͒̂̐̊̌̄̄̒̃̐͗̈T̸͔̗̠̥͔̦͚̻͔̒̑͐̐́̈͂̀͝Ȍ̵̖̌ ̷̡̺̲͖̦̝̻̅̔̕̕͝T̵̺̭̆͂͆̔̾̄̉͂͋̈͝͝͠͝ͅH̸̢̲̲̦͓͐̎̀̅͒̽̂̏͝E̵̘̟̞͎͙̣̟͎̰͆̎̀̔̀̽̕͘ͅ ̶̨̧̙̱͎̰͎̻̦͎̞̀͑Ȑ̴̡̺̰̱͉͎͊͋̉̾̆̌̎̚C̵̛͔̜̜͍̦̞̖̺̗̯̙̞͈͇̿̈́̈̈́̀͆͛̇̐H̸̺͖̰̠̠̯̝̭̮̹̰̃̃̔̎̃͌̉̿̕J̶̟̣̞͓̠̮̪̗̪̦̪̯̣̀̀͗̈̌̇̒͆͑͗̑͘̚͠F̸̧̨̲̥̩͕̞͎͙͚͓̩̂̏̑͌̏̌̀͂̒͆̂̈́̎ͅ ̴̨͓̠͚͙̝͓̳̬̙̻̬͔̗̑̈̐̈́̊͊Ȍ̶̰̲̦̖Ŗ̷̢̧̢̬̜̝̜͇̼̟͇̠͒̈͆̈́̂̏̄͛̈́͐J̵̢̰̤̣̠͍̫̦̦͕͈̼̘̳̤͛̒̊̅̇̔͋͘̚͝Ę̸̧̟͎̣̥͚̈́̿ ̵͚̪͈̖̲̙̥͔͈̬̥͗̅̆͛̓͒ͅX̷̧͖̱͔͎͂̓Ģ̸̱̺̘͍̫̺͔̩̻͆̔̃̉͛̂͐͑̃́͝ ̸̨̡̣͚͍̮̩̘̹͔̲̘̄̍̅̾̿̈́̈̑͒̌͘Ȓ̶̟̣̥̲͎̯̠̰͌́̄̕͘͜J̵̢̢̩̹͖͚̼͈̝̞̄͌̂̒̔̒̄͌̓̍̒̚͝͝ͅA̷̛̤͉͇͈̠̝͓̳͐̾͌̄̀̊̽̏̀͌V̷͈͇̜̰͓̺̙̺̥̥͊͝ ̴̲̪̙͍̱̊͋̈́́̈B̷̧̛̟̲͉̩̮̙͇̖̩͚̖̉̅͛̀͐̃̑̄͋̒͗̽̃͜͝X̶̦̺͇̫͆̑̄͌̓͐͗̃̄̐̾̆͊̕͝Ḱ̴̛̳͈̘͒͌̅K̷̡̢̖͚̟͖̠̫̩̼̝̫̰̒̽͗̒ͅ ̶̧̱̠͓̜̗̗̤̟̩͙̓̈́̄̔͗͋̀̅͂̇̈́̈͒͘̕H̴̠̺̉̌̇̉͊́̏̿͛̏͋̕ͅA̴̢̢̹̤̹͇̱͓̪͚̫̓̎̋͂̋̄̊̈́̚̕͠ͅͅV̵̢͕̻̦͈̻͙̫͓̀̀̋̉̀͝ͅͅĘ̸̛̩̠̜̤͓͉̻̿͐̀̾͛͜ ̸̡͕͚̞̜̤͎̠̣͔̻̣͇̮͔̉B̴̢̢̤̜̜̱̭͓͚̀̽͊̔̎͂̏̀͆͠͝E̴͚͉̻̻̦̳̦͒̆͛͊̅̂̆̚ͅȄ̸̤̲̦̙͐́̏̿͘N̷̫̮̫͉̣̳̈̑̄̑̑̽̒͑̓͐̾ ̴̡̳̣͓̭̦̗̻̻͇͠E̶̢̢̫͕̦̭̤̞̬͔̘͑̿́͐̒͗̓̽̀̒̉͋̉̂̾͜ͅL̶͖̼̲̻̫̩͍̭̈́̀̓̐͊̊́̒̀͘̕ͅÏ̸̛̛͕͙̘̖̩̽̄͐̀̈́͊͋̚M̴̦̟̝͉̱̭̼͚̙̰͑̈́͒̅̆͗͗͐͊̿̋͘͜Ȋ̵̧̧̺͔̟̬̦̠͍͖̯̱̺̏̾͊̈́̀̂̿̀͒̂̂N̶̲̽̆͝ͅĂ̸̡̱͕̟̞͉̫͙̦̖̗͖̭̯̒́̇̈̔͋̑̅̉̾̈͜͠͠T̴͉̤̩̝̪̦̰̪̣͐̉̎Ė̸̪̩̭̤̣͖̪͑̊̏̐̎͋͊̀͠͠Ḍ̶̥͆́̓͂̿́̍̎̚.̵̨͚̞͖͉͇̘̟̤͍̭̅̓

you tremble at the great terror and responsibility that lies before you. you cannot fully comprehend the magnitude of this monumental challenge, but somewhere deep within your gut you know that it is a darker and more dangerous trial than anything even the lauded Thundrous Marmot of the Marsh ever faced. you contemplate this in a heady state of delirium as you brush your teeth, and the adrenaline surges in. you can do this. you will transcend the limitations of ordinary alignments. you will overcome the petty scumreads of mere mortals. you will face your foes until the final phase like none other has done before. you are infinite.