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by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 10:03 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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PunchyTheCat wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:59 pm
Maple wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:55 pm
PunchyTheCat wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:54 pm ftr i will be changing everyone's language to "bears" instead of wolves

bc punchy lolbears
are yall okay? bears arent a joke
we're fine but pretty banged up

4/5 out of the hospital

some doctor said it was probably a younger bear
that's good at least, sounds like you had an insane weekend
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 10:00 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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I don't know the difference between copypasta and reality.
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:56 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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when we used to go camping a lot we had a lot of close calls with bears, but they never actually came at us
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:55 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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Re: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 2 - Day Poo Agin)

PunchyTheCat wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:54 pm ftr i will be changing everyone's language to "bears" instead of wolves

bc punchy lolbears
are yall okay? bears arent a joke
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:53 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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Re: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 2 - Day Poo Agin)

MacDougall wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:51 pm
Maple wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:49 pm
MacDougall wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:44 pm
NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:33 pm Broseph is doing his best to give us a fun memey game don’t be mean plz
Mean is fine as long as it's fun and memey
Still going with no.

It seems I am the last person in here with a pair of balls, who is willing to take a risk and just speak, not giving a shit who is listening or not. Pair of balls. If you are pissing your pants, you shouldnt consider yourself veteran. And given the fact that I tend to play with proffesionals in this game a lot more then you do, I dare to say, do not claim that use my strategies on noobs, especially when I very often run in the Ranked, as a Mafia. We might even meet in a game in the future and when I work my mojo, you wont even know whats happening anymore. I have always been an excellent, top notch liar and thats why I like this game so much. Kind of like why MinX was drawn to it as well, cause she seems to be just about the same class of liar I am. Heck, I was drawn to this game like magnet since I first saw it. This may be boasting but I do carry weight behind my words. So when I say I can trick even a high level town, I mean it.


Fucking. 
Mind. 
Blown.


So dont you insult me, or my strategy, boy. Not unless you have something valuable to say, because you still have a long way to go. On a really bad day, Forum Mafia is just a playground for me. So dont fucking think for a second its a low blow. You ought to be banned to learn your place, scum.  
Wowwwww, you howl like a wolf! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to live in the wilderness and treated like a wild animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a canine establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of wolves to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “wolf fangs” in the shape of mouthgards further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking wolf will make a goddamn townie laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.
This entire game was a waste of my fucking time. I came here to play Mafia not fuck around. I'm not dealing with this ass hole anymore. There's nothing funny about making everyone the jester. I was looking for a game of Mafia for five freaking years and this is what I get? FUCK YOU!
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:49 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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Views: 127482

Re: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 2 - Day Poo Agin)

MacDougall wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:44 pm
NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:33 pm Broseph is doing his best to give us a fun memey game don’t be mean plz
Mean is fine as long as it's fun and memey
Still going with no.

It seems I am the last person in here with a pair of balls, who is willing to take a risk and just speak, not giving a shit who is listening or not. Pair of balls. If you are pissing your pants, you shouldnt consider yourself veteran. And given the fact that I tend to play with proffesionals in this game a lot more then you do, I dare to say, do not claim that use my strategies on noobs, especially when I very often run in the Ranked, as a Mafia. We might even meet in a game in the future and when I work my mojo, you wont even know whats happening anymore. I have always been an excellent, top notch liar and thats why I like this game so much. Kind of like why MinX was drawn to it as well, cause she seems to be just about the same class of liar I am. Heck, I was drawn to this game like magnet since I first saw it. This may be boasting but I do carry weight behind my words. So when I say I can trick even a high level town, I mean it.


Fucking. 
Mind. 
Blown.


So dont you insult me, or my strategy, boy. Not unless you have something valuable to say, because you still have a long way to go. On a really bad day, Forum Mafia is just a playground for me. So dont fucking think for a second its a low blow. You ought to be banned to learn your place, scum.  
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:48 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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Views: 127482

Re: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 2 - Day Poo Agin)

Apogee wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:44 pm
sheepsaysmeep wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:43 pm
Maple wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:42 pm I'm sad that you killed Eph, iaafr

we were vibing 😭
jk iaafr w eph v
And this is why we aren't reading into Maple's spew
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:45 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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sheepsaysmeep wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:44 pm someone villagery was advocating for coolin/colonial not w/w right

thats nice i'll take that for granted for now
that was me
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:44 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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nanook if you're lost wolf i just want you to know that we don't blame you

Image
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:42 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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I'm sad that you killed Eph, iaafr

we were vibing 😭
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:41 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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I don't think my silencing role was supposed to be announced in the first place so ymmv
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:31 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:30 pm Yeh if colin’s role hadn’t been taken away game would be near lock probably kek
implying it isnt already
Image
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:28 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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DaisyCloud wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:27 pm could we have something too since Colin's action was redacted?

this is extremely unfair and biased.
no
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:27 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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Apogee wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:25 pm I would advise everyone to read into Maple's comments exactly not at all since the tim shot
but the tasty spew
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:27 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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Re: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 2 - Day Poo Agin)

DaisyCloud wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:24 pm
Maple wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:21 pm
PunchyTheCat wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:21 pm
Maple wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:19 pm @sk please do not shoot wolves we need you to kill villagers, unless you really want to 1vX or whatever the fuck

thank
oh you have to be shitting me
bruh your guys roles are so OP, yall dont even know what the cleaned people had
shut it. why wasn't you muted
im unmutable
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:21 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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PunchyTheCat wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:21 pm
Maple wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:19 pm @sk please do not shoot wolves we need you to kill villagers, unless you really want to 1vX or whatever the fuck

thank
oh you have to be shitting me
bruh your guys roles are so OP, yall dont even know what the cleaned people had
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:19 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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@sk please do not shoot wolves we need you to kill villagers, unless you really want to 1vX or whatever the fuck

thank
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:19 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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well, arguably they could be 3p, but yaknow
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:19 pm
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NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:17 pm Ehhhhh wilgy is probably just town, isn’t he
yes

you're welcome
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:16 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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I didn't have time to finish my nekopara fanfiction, sadly

Ultra Instincts Maple will have to do
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:11 pm
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iaafr wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:10 pm alright well i rescind my rescinding dont roleblock me wolves
Ha, we don't have any role disruption

All we have is 2 vigis and a paperclip
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:10 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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sprityo wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:09 pm Im gonna have to drop my role play sadly. Much too busy the next few days.

Also [VOTE: maple] aubergine since this is obviously a wolf
I'm actually Vampire. I had to survive as long as possible to keep my faction from being revealed.
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:07 pm
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MacDougall wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:06 pm Announcement.

Colin's role was dumb and I am cancelling it.
Bitching in wolf chat gets you a long way Image
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:04 pm
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It's fine, we still have our Arsonist
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:59 pm
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With Colin flipping the role he did you might be saying to yourself "wow, Wolves must have some pretty darn powerful roles to compensate for all of this negative utility."

To that I say "our most powerful role was the friends we made along the way."
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:56 pm
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juliets wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:56 pm
Maple wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:54 pm Image

ITA = timsup2nothing
HIT
You forced me to use 1% of my power.
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:10 pm
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yall got any of them

itas?
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:41 pm
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sheepsaysmeep wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:01 pm didnt iwan target maple n1? so the paranooid gun owner claim is bullshit and he probablhy couldve been vigged?
Yes
by Maple
Sun Aug 09, 2020 1:17 am
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whenever i open up this thread i wonder how im still alive
by Maple
Sat Aug 08, 2020 10:24 pm
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i knew i wasnt dead i just wanted a post on this page :hattip:
by Maple
Sat Aug 08, 2020 6:56 pm
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darn i dont have the means to record a video atm alas
by Maple
Sat Aug 08, 2020 6:53 pm
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If I write a poem about how great of a mod you are can i have a gun
by Maple
Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:00 pm
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The simplest explanation has to be "someone else killed BK", I suppose.
by Maple
Sat Aug 08, 2020 4:59 pm
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I have no earthly idea. If I had to guess, I'd say HK's scan was probably mafia/not mafia, and that the wolves didnt use Xalt d1.

But that wont be relevant soon
by Maple
Sat Aug 08, 2020 4:50 pm
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I already hard claimed 3p smh
by Maple
Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:13 pm
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i dont deserve to die like that
by Maple
Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:13 pm
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I'm jester pls dont shoot
by Maple
Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:33 pm
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DaisyCloud wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:33 pm
Maple wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:32 pm
Timsup2nothin wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:30 pm
Maple wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:27 pm I mean, we kind of already do have another shots list, so I guess we take a 12-24h break, wait for ITAs, and then reconvene?
I wanted to see you lolcat marathon for 48 hours strait.
True, I could aim for the 1000 post mark
what is the title for that?
I have no earthly idea
by Maple
Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:32 pm
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Timsup2nothin wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:30 pm
Maple wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:27 pm I mean, we kind of already do have another shots list, so I guess we take a 12-24h break, wait for ITAs, and then reconvene?
I wanted to see you lolcat marathon for 48 hours strait.
True, I could aim for the 1000 post mark
by Maple
Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:27 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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I mean, we kind of already do have another shots list, so I guess we take a 12-24h break, wait for ITAs, and then reconvene?
by Maple
Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:26 pm
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Topic: U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )
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I will be supremely disappointed if any of yall shoot me before this next EoD

Current plan should be getting our next shots list up
by Maple
Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:22 pm
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[mention]beeboy[/mention] can you elaborate on your ability?
by Maple
Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:19 pm
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juliets wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:19 pm I HAVE MADE AN ERROR IN THE POLL. PLEASE DO NOT VOTE UNTIL I FIX IT.
And here I was thinking the plot was thickening smh
by Maple
Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:18 pm
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DaisyCloud wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:18 pm does this mean punchy isn't poisoned?
That'd be sick
by Maple
Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:17 pm
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sheepsaysmeep wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:14 pm im no longer of the opinion that this is a protown role lol

i do believe bee believed it was protown for whatever it's worth
I think if BB were a wolf he'd use it d1 rather than today, there were a million day kills d1 but only ITAs today
by Maple
Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:16 pm
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sheepsaysmeep wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:14 pm maple youre vengekilling me right
it's not that kind of haunt

can optionally PT with someone

i fully intend on subjecting them to my nekopara fanfiction

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