The Syndicate

Here are some I have made. The first one I just did the capshon for. The rest ares made from start to finish by my own two hands.

you're really a woman!!!!!! I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


also this:

*looks behind me*

Figures all this time I thought you were some genius fella named Rob. Figures you would be my cat Clara.

OMG! Look yous guyz I found a pictie of vompie at the computer!!!!

Boogs wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:

Epignosis wrote:insertnamehere is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.

Epignosis is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.

In his defense, he gave everyone a chance to sway him to not vote for each person and I was the only one who replied to him... But it ultimately WAS his decision to make.

Speaking of tough decisions, does anyone have any laxatives?

good luck with that.

I went with epi - didn't seem right he shouldn't be in on the fun.

if boogs and inh each get a vote we'll have an everyway tie!!!!

I have no idea where to vote.

I also was not the smiter. If I were I would have smote someone good and hard.

I'm not quite as nice as my reputation makes me out to be.

god of funny being pizza the hut... I can't even...

I mean...I'm trying... and I'm failing...so hard.

In return, I shall seek out tribute for the god of funny.

Turnip Head wrote:I edited the poll to include a non-player option. This had the unintended consequence of extending the poll by about an hour and a half. I hope you all give as little of a shit as I do.

I will take my store moto here...."XXXX all out of fucks to give."

A Person wrote:

Lizzy wrote:

Boogs wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.

Until the batteries die

Actually that is when they turn into dildos.

Now i'm curious about what you would call them, because some vibrators are dildos, but not all dildos are vibrators.

This now takes a turn for the even more funny or the completely not funny.

But - there are vibrators that are many shapes and sizes. Some of them are small and round and egg shaped. Some of them are hooked to underwear with a remote control that someone else holds. Some of them have horrifying animal shapes attached to them. Vibrators are basically anything electronic. As per my understanding.

Some dildos can be vibrators. Because they have batteries and work like vibrators, but even when the batteries die, the dildo is still a dildo. It's still penis shaped and gets the job done. With or without technology.

fwitw - I got it rusti. It made me chuckle.

lol - figures epi and I are the two that vote beer.

Boogs wrote:The last time someone molested me being a feline, I had fleas in my anus the week later...

Just squirt some flee powder up there and everything will be fine....


Also - I voted beer. I'm drinking it - the god of funny should have some too.

Boogs wrote:

bea wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:
The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Stop being a pussy.

Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.

I tend to prefer my dildos on the nice side too.

A fellow kitty to show me how to use it. Should we use the catnip infused one Bea, or the Anus 'n Bits one I bought us?

Kitty Krak flavored plzktkz!

insertnamehere wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:
The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Stop being a pussy.

Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.

I tend to prefer my dildos on the nice side too.

Boogs wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:

Boogs wrote:Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.

Which was especially odd considering you're a male.

Mmmm tell me about it. That was a hard one to explain to BF.

Well, since you are still engaged, I'm guessing you didn't scare him straight so everything worked out in the end...