[ENDGAME] Seinfeld Mafia

[Spooky Ghost]

No I definitely meant baldness.

[Chuck]

Shameful, if true.

Lynching the player with the least odds to turn mafia on Day 5 and leaving a PoE pool of three intact on judgement day.

Ya lahwy.

[Julinook]

Everybody had the same mathematical chance, minus Steinbrenner, of being mafia on D5. Get out.

[Chuck]

l o l

[Spooky Ghost]

Shameful, if true.

Lynching the player with the least odds to turn mafia on Day 5 and leaving a PoE pool of three intact on judgement day.

Ya lahwy.

You served me soup!

[Spooky Ghost]

[Chuck]

Shameful, if true.

Lynching the player with the least odds to turn mafia on Day 5 and leaving a PoE pool of three intact on judgement day.

Ya lahwy.

You served me soup!

What are you talking about? You were the very first person I banned.

My reputation is intact.

[Spooky Ghost]

Only for 1 day

[Tangrowth]

The hammer has been dropped.

Apologies for my delay, host post coming ASAP.

[Tangrowth]

Day 6 Vote Tally

George Costanza
0
No votes
Voters: None

J Peterman
3
33%
Voters: Jerry Seinfeld, Uncle Leo, George Costanza

Jerry Seinfeld
0
No votes
Voters: None

Uncle Leo
0
No votes
Voters: None

*UNVOTE*
0
No votes
Voters: None

*NO LYNCH*
0
No votes
Voters: None

MYLO? I thought it was Mulva? (host, deadies, non-players)
6
67%
Voters: Sloonei, Kylemii, George Steinbrenner, MovingPictures07, dunya, sig

Missing votes: N/A

[Tangrowth]

Day 6

Spoiler: show

J Peterman has been lynched.

He was nijuukyugou and...

Spoiler: show

Mafia Godfather

Spoiler: show

Congratulations to the town!!! Civilians have won Seinfeld Mafia!!!

Please send in your votes to me via PM for both MVP and Best Roleplay. And vote on the next MP TV Sitcom Heist theme!

[Spooky Ghost]

[Spooky Ghost]

who was behind Leo? I'm curious.

[Tangrowth]

Seinfeld Mafia - Player Roster

Town
David Puddy -- Vanilla Civilian -- Elohcin
Elaine Benes -- Civilian 2-Shot Tracker -- Epignosis
Estelle Costanza -- Vanilla Civilian -- SpankGangsta
Frank Costanza -- Vanilla Civilian -- Boomslang
George Costanza -- Vanilla Civilian -- dunya
George Steinbrenner -- Civilian 2-Shot Cop -- Sloonei
Jerry Seinfeld -- Vanilla Civilian -- JaggedJimmyJay
Kramer -- Vanilla Civilian -- Spacedaisy
Newman -- Vanilla Civilian -- NewTraditionalist
The Soup Nazi -- Vanilla Civilian -- Ricochet
Uncle Leo -- Vanilla Civilian -- somethingiwontforget

Mafia
J Peterman -- Mafia Godfather -- nijuukyugou
Jackie Chiles -- Vanilla Mafiaoso -- Long Con
Tim Whatley [replaced Kenny Bania] -- Vanilla Mafiaoso -- DrWilgy [replaced Dom]

[Tangrowth]

who was behind Leo? I'm curious.

It was her first online game ever. She should be beaming with pride.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

DUNYA! I THOUGHT I BLEW IT! I WAS MISERABLE ALL MORNING. HOW DARE YOU.

[ALSO YOU'RE THE BEST HOORAY TOWN WOOHOO]

[Chuck]

Lucky.

(Sock password reset to nothing1.)

[Tangrowth]

It was an absolute pleasure hosting this game for you all. The roleplay was off the charts amazing. I can't even imagine how you all are going to decide who should get the award. And the amount of effort put into this game, especially by a few members of the town in particular but really by so many of you, was inspiring and incredibly entertaining.

Well played to the town for really pulling it off in the end with top-notch hunting, but I want to extend my personal thanks to everyone for participating and really putting forth solid effort.

[Tangrowth]

Lucky.

(Sock password reset to nothing1.)

Yes, thanks Soupichet. Please reset your socks if you all don't mind, but if you don't I'll take care of it, so either way works.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

David Puddy -- Vanilla Civilian -- Elohcin had no idea
Elaine Benes -- Civilian 2-Shot Tracker -- Epignosis nailed it
Estelle Costanza -- Vanilla Civilian -- SpankGangsta had a sneaking suspicion, WELCOME and thank you for playing!
Frank Costanza -- Vanilla Civilian -- Boomslang had no idea
George Costanza -- Vanilla Civilian -- dunya nailed it
George Steinbrenner -- Civilian 2-Shot Cop -- Sloonei nailed it
Jerry Seinfeld -- Vanilla Civilian -- JaggedJimmyJay oh what a huge surprise
Kramer -- Vanilla Civilian -- Spacedaisy had no idea
Newman -- Vanilla Civilian -- NewTraditionalist had no idea
The Soup Nazi -- Vanilla Civilian -- Ricochet nailed it
Uncle Leo -- Vanilla Civilian -- somethingiwontforget had no idea, WELCOME to the site!

Mafia
J Peterman -- Mafia Godfather -- nijuukyugou had no idea
Jackie Chiles -- Vanilla Mafiaoso -- Long Con had no idea
Tim Whatley [replaced Kenny Bania] -- Vanilla Mafiaoso -- DrWilgy [replaced Dom] nailed both

[Spooky Ghost]

thanks for the game everyone and MP for hosting my favorite show!

come on sloonei!!! start the next game. I need to play

[Tangrowth]

thanks for the game everyone and MP for hosting my favorite show!

come on sloonei!!! start the next game. I need to play

Yes! Everyone, please sign up for Sloonei's Pirate Mafia if you haven't yet. I'm itching to play with you all this time.

[Spooky Ghost]

DUNYA! I THOUGHT I BLEW IT! I WAS MISERABLE ALL MORNING. HOW DARE YOU.

[ALSO YOU'RE THE BEST HOORAY TOWN WOOHOO]

payback is sweet, and also "ye of little faith in dunia"

[Spooky Ghost]

Lucky.

(Sock password reset to nothing1.)

Yes, thanks Soupichet. Please reset your socks if you all don't mind, but if you don't I'll take care of it, so either way works.

I never reset my password hahahahahaha

[Sloonei]

Costanza, you're giving Big Stein a heart attack!

[JaggedJimmyJay]

DUNYA! I THOUGHT I BLEW IT! I WAS MISERABLE ALL MORNING. HOW DARE YOU.

[ALSO YOU'RE THE BEST HOORAY TOWN WOOHOO]

payback is sweet, and also "ye of little faith in dunia"

Loneliness and cheese

As if I'm ever going to forget.

[Chuck]

David Puddy -- Vanilla Civilian -- Elohcin had no idea
Elaine Benes -- Civilian 2-Shot Tracker -- Epignosis nailed it
Estelle Costanza -- Vanilla Civilian -- SpankGangsta had a sneaking suspicion, WELCOME and thank you for playing!
Frank Costanza -- Vanilla Civilian -- Boomslang had no idea
George Costanza -- Vanilla Civilian -- dunya nailed it
George Steinbrenner -- Civilian 2-Shot Cop -- Sloonei nailed it
Jerry Seinfeld -- Vanilla Civilian -- JaggedJimmyJay oh what a huge surprise
Kramer -- Vanilla Civilian -- Spacedaisy had no idea
Newman -- Vanilla Civilian -- NewTraditionalist had no idea
The Soup Nazi -- Vanilla Civilian -- Ricochet nailed it
Uncle Leo -- Vanilla Civilian -- somethingiwontforget had no idea, WELCOME to the site!

Mafia
J Peterman -- Mafia Godfather -- nijuukyugou had no idea
Jackie Chiles -- Vanilla Mafiaoso -- Long Con had no idea
Tim Whatley [replaced Kenny Bania] -- Vanilla Mafiaoso -- DrWilgy [replaced Dom] nailed both

No need to boast. I "nailed" your kingfuckmountaineering after, like, 3 posts.

Plus, Dom was supaobvious and Wilgy outderped himself.

Surprised who Elaine was, but don't remember who I had in mind. I had G-Man in mind for Yankeeman, probably due to sheer roleplay.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

There was one moment where I questioned Epiglaine and considered it might be Elaine Quines.

[Sloonei]

I figured out dunya was George when she used my real name in the kudos thread on the wrong account.
Other than that the only socks I had figured out ahead of time were JaggedJerrySeinfeld and Soupochet. I should have figured Epilaine out.

[dunya]

I would like to add that @nijuukyugou, while your posts didn't offer me any clues or context, they were so beautifully written.

[dunya]

I figured out dunya was George when she used my real name in the kudos thread on the wrong account.
Other than that the only socks I had figured out ahead of time were JaggedJerrySeinfeld and Soupochet. I should have figured Epilaine out.

yea shit! I voted in your pirates game too. Sorry. Dunstanza is an idiot

[Tangrowth]

I had multiple people tell me that if they didn't know I was hosting, they thought for sure I was Jerry.

[Sloonei]

It was an absolute pleasure hosting this game for you all. The roleplay was off the charts amazing. I can't even imagine how you all are going to decide who should get the award. And the amount of effort put into this game, especially by a few members of the town in particular but really by so many of you, was inspiring and incredibly entertaining.

Well played to the town for really pulling it off in the end with top-notch hunting, but I want to extend my personal thanks to everyone for participating and really putting forth solid effort.

Thank you as always for hosting. The TV Heists are always a blast and I think this one was my favorite so far. Excellent game. I'm impressed with all the new blood too. I didn't realize we had so many unfamiliar players going in this one. I feel less bad about only guessing three socks.

[Sloonei]

I figured out dunya was George when she used my real name in the kudos thread on the wrong account.
Other than that the only socks I had figured out ahead of time were JaggedJerrySeinfeld and Soupochet. I should have figured Epilaine out.

yea shit! I voted in your pirates game too. Sorry. Dunstanza is an idiot

Art Vandelay is the architect my crew needs

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I have seriously spent the last four hours or so slapping myself, recounting all the ways that it was obvious dunya was evil and that I was never going to get over choking the game away on Day 5.

And none of it was ever real!

[Sloonei]

I hope someone appreciated my Yankees cheerleading. I need to go scrub my soul clean.

[Kylemii]

Nice Game. I read the whole thing cus I was hoping to replace in before I realized there was only 4 players alive. I was on the edge of my seat 30-40% of the time.

[Sloonei]

I have seriously spent the last four hours or so slapping myself, recounting all the ways that it was obvious dunya was evil and that I was never going to get over choking the game away on Day 5.

And none of it was ever real!

I was stewing in anger about the Frank lynch over here.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I have seriously spent the last four hours or so slapping myself, recounting all the ways that it was obvious dunya was evil and that I was never going to get over choking the game away on Day 5.

And none of it was ever real!

I was stewing in anger about the Frank lynch over here.

After I caused that I literally feared your return to the thread, like a son awaiting a father's return from work after mom told him about the school suspension.

[Tangrowth]

It was an absolute pleasure hosting this game for you all. The roleplay was off the charts amazing. I can't even imagine how you all are going to decide who should get the award. And the amount of effort put into this game, especially by a few members of the town in particular but really by so many of you, was inspiring and incredibly entertaining.

Well played to the town for really pulling it off in the end with top-notch hunting, but I want to extend my personal thanks to everyone for participating and really putting forth solid effort.

Thank you as always for hosting. The TV Heists are always a blast and I think this one was my favorite so far. Excellent game. I'm impressed with all the new blood too. I didn't realize we had so many unfamiliar players going in this one. I feel less bad about only guessing three socks.

No problem! I love hosting these games. The combination of roleplay and hunting is always incredibly entertaining, and I have all of you to thank for that.

I know, right? Our new blood is amazing. I really hope they continue to play.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Yes, thanks for the game MP. I'm glad our haphazard matrix seems to have worked well at least the first time around.

[Sloonei]

I have seriously spent the last four hours or so slapping myself, recounting all the ways that it was obvious dunya was evil and that I was never going to get over choking the game away on Day 5.

And none of it was ever real!

I was stewing in anger about the Frank lynch over here.

After I caused that I literally feared your return to the thread, like a son awaiting a father's return from work after mom told him about the school suspension.

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

I was a little mad.

[Tangrowth]

Yes, thanks for the game MP. I'm glad our haphazard matrix seems to have worked well at least the first time around.

Yes! And thanks for the help with creating it. I can't wait to see it in action again.

[dunya]

I have seriously spent the last four hours or so slapping myself, recounting all the ways that it was obvious dunya was evil and that I was never going to get over choking the game away on Day 5.

And none of it was ever real!

[dunya]

How much did you hate me on a scale from 1-10, Jay?

[Sloonei]

MVP and best roleplay are both impossible categories to decide.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Attaching names to post histories in case we ever do another statistical review after the sock accounts all change.

Living Players: (3)
DUNYA @George Costanza - posts
JAGGEDJIMMYJAY @Jerry Seinfeld - posts
SOMETHINGIWONTFORGET @Uncle Leo - posts

Dead Players: (11)
NEWTRADITIONALIST @Newman - posts - Vanilla Civilian - Lynched on Day 1
SPACEDAISY @Kramer - posts - Vanilla Civilian - Killed on Night 1
ELOHCIN @David Puddy - posts - Vanilla Civilian - Lynched on Day 2
SPANKGANGSTA @Estelle Costanza - posts - Vanilla Civilian - Killed on Night 2
LONG CON @Jackie Chiles - posts - Vanilla Mafiaoso - Lynched on Day 3
RICOCHET @The Soup Nazi - posts - Vanilla Civilian - Killed on Night 3
DRWILGY @Tim Whatley - posts - Vanilla Mafiaoso - Lynched on Day 4 - [replaced @Kenny Bania - posts on Day 2]
EPIGNOSIS @Elaine Benes - posts - Civilian 2-Shot Tracker - Killed on Night 4
BOOMSLANG @Frank Costanza - posts - Vanilla Civilian - Lynched on Day 5
SLOONEI @George Steinbrenner - posts - Civilian 2-Shot Cop - Killed on Night 5
NIJUUKYUGOU @J Peterman - posts - Mafia Godfather - Lynched on Day 6

[JaggedJimmyJay]

How much did you hate me on a scale from 1-10, Jay?

Hate you? 1. All you'd have been guilty of is whooping my ass in crunch time.

Hate myself? 10. I'd have gotten my ass whooped in crunch time.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

This is what I like to see, civilians. Bury them under the weight of your effort. Most of the green names toward the bottom were killed early.

Username ------------------ Posts
Jerry Seinfeld ------------- 389
George Steinbrenner ----- 199
George Costanza ---------- 174
Elaine Benes --------------- 106
The Soup Nazi ------------- 106
Uncle Leo ------------------- 51
Tim Whatley ---------------- 36
David Puddy ---------------- 29
Jackie Chiles --------------- 26
Frank Costanza ------------ 23
J Peterman ----------------- 18
Estelle Costanza ----------- 12
Kramer ----------------------- 6
Newman --------------------- 5
Kenny Bania ----------------- 3

[Sloonei]

5 townies individually had more posts than the cumulative scum post count. That's a beautiful thing. And we managed to pick out the right names from the relatively light information available. This was a very sound town win.

Edit: More than half the posts in this game came from RYM. :o