[GAME OVER] Friends Mafia

[Tangrowth]

Day 2 result:

Chandler Bing has been lynched. He was vanilla civilian.

Please submit night actions to your two hosts before the deadline.

Also, FYI Chandler Bing was Spacedaisy.

[Quokka]

Okay friends it looks like we really need to get on the ball here. Hope everyone had a good barbeque or whatever. I'm still hungover and now my son is dead

[dunya]

DAY 2 LYNCH RESULTS

Spoiler: show

Who framed Janice?
Poll ended at Wed Jul 04, 2018 11:06 pm
Please note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.


Chandler Bing
3
30%
Voters: Phoebe Buffay, Rachel Green, Richard Burke
Gunther
1
10%
Voters: Nora Bing
Monica Geller
0
No votes
Voters: None
Nora Bing
0
No votes
Voters: None
Phoebe Buffay
0
No votes
Voters: None
Rachel Green
0
No votes
Voters: None
Richard Burke
1
10%
Voters: Monica Geller
Ross Geller
0
No votes
Voters: None
Host, Dead, Other
5
50%
Voters: JaggedJimmyJay, ColinIsCool, M Plus 7, dunya, MacDougall
Total votes: 10

[Phoebe Buffay]

I'm defending him because that's my job as his mother

So who do you blame for the poisoned drink incident?

The what?

I would take this more seriously if other people were talking but I have nothing to go on atm so I'ma sit here and roleplay a little until something grabs my attention

Okay, so you weren't there, but Ross, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and I were at Central Perk a couple days ago, and this customer nearby just dropped dead after sipping his drink. But the kicker is, his drink was supposed to be Monica's drink, and there had been a mix up. Someone was targeting Monica, and that's why we're on a hunt here to catch the culprit. I'm sorry your innocent son got caught up in the suspicion, but how were we supposed to know?

[Phoebe Buffay]

We only have seven of us left:

Gunther
Monica Geller
Nora Bing
Phoebe Buffay
Rachel Green
Richard Burke
Ross Geller

And two are evil-bads who need to be lynched. Nora, I trust you for now, so that leaves two baddies between Gunther, Monica, Rachel, Richard, and Ross. Who do you think they are?

[Quokka]

I have no idea Phoebe, there's not much of anything to go on. I liked your rainbow reads from the other day but other than that I can barely tell people apart

[Gunther]

Okay friends it looks like we really need to get on the ball here. Hope everyone had a good barbeque or whatever. I'm still hungover and now my son is dead

Yeah, by lynching you. You play dumb. I don't like it. I think you are to blame. I still want Ross to convince me he isn't bad as well.

[Quokka]

Okay friends it looks like we really need to get on the ball here. Hope everyone had a good barbeque or whatever. I'm still hungover and now my son is dead

Yeah, by lynching you. You play dumb. I don't like it. I think you are to blame. I still want Ross to convince me he isn't bad as well.

I play dumb because I am dumb and also I'm roleplaying a dumb character in what has been so far a tastefully dumb game

[Phoebe Buffay]

Okay friends it looks like we really need to get on the ball here. Hope everyone had a good barbeque or whatever. I'm still hungover and now my son is dead

Yeah, by lynching you. You play dumb. I don't like it. I think you are to blame. I still want Ross to convince me he isn't bad as well.

I play dumb because I am dumb and also I'm roleplaying a dumb character in what has been so far a tastefully dumb game

Aw Nora, I don't think you're dumb.

[Phoebe Buffay]

To everyone who is here and ready for my show, thank you for coming!
*crickets*
Anyways, I'm going to play a few songs.
*ahem*

[Phoebe Buffay]

[Phoebe Buffay]

[Phoebe Buffay]

[Phoebe Buffay]

[Phoebe Buffay]

Thank you all.

[nutellaphant]

That was...something else, Phoebe. I don't really know how better to describe it.

[nutellaphant]

Gunther, a word please?

I'm not liking this pompous Ross Geller. I don't think we ought to listen to him. He doesn't seem like a team player. I love Rachel.

We were one vote away from possibly kicking Ross out instead of Joey. After Joey got evicted, you said

SMH. Joey was obviously good.

There's a six hour window in between those two posts in which you said nothing. If Joey was so obviously good, why didn't you use your big boy voice and try to get more people to vote out Ross? Or at least why didn't you say something before Joey got kicked out?

I'll be honest, I was thinking Janice might be bad. Ross, convince me why you aren't bad.

Can you explain exactly how Ross is going to do that?

[nutellaphant]

Similarly, Ms Bing, you suggested that you would vote Richard to save Chandler, but you didn't. Why didn't you?

I might have to vote for the handsome doctor gentleman in order to save my beautiful baby boy. It's the sort of irony I usually reserve for my "work".

[dunya]

hey guys! End of night may come 20 minutes late. I'm on the road. Will reach home in about 40 mins so might be a bit late..apologies for the slight delay but it will be the last one .

[Quokka]

Similarly, Ms Bing, you suggested that you would vote Richard to save Chandler, but you didn't. Why didn't you?

I might have to vote for the handsome doctor gentleman in order to save my beautiful baby boy. It's the sort of irony I usually reserve for my "work".

Umm I was actually trying to flirt with Richard and apparently it didn't work cuz where even is he

[Gunther]

Gunther, a word please?

I'm not liking this pompous Ross Geller. I don't think we ought to listen to him. He doesn't seem like a team player. I love Rachel.

We were one vote away from possibly kicking Ross out instead of Joey. After Joey got evicted, you said

SMH. Joey was obviously good.

There's a six hour window in between those two posts in which you said nothing. If Joey was so obviously good, why didn't you use your big boy voice and try to get more people to vote out Ross? Or at least why didn't you say something before Joey got kicked out?

I'll be honest, I was thinking Janice might be bad. Ross, convince me why you aren't bad.

Can you explain exactly how Ross is going to do that?

First of all, I wasn't around. Central Perk was full of customers all day. Second, I am not answering that questions. It's up to him to come in and do.

[dunya]

NIGHT 2 END

{SCENE OPENS AT CENTRAL PERK}

Everyone is gathered to listen to Phoebe's first performance.



Thank you very much.

What a good night.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

No one was killed.

It is now Day 3.

You have appprox 48 hours to lynch another player.

[Rachel Green]

Good distraction Phoebe.

Vote : Monica

Going with my theory that this is all for attention

[Gunther]

What makes you think that, Rachel?

[nutellaphant]

Good distraction Phoebe.

Vote : Monica

Going with my theory that this is all for attention

Yeah, okay.

Like I'm the kind who does things for attention.

[nutellaphant]

These are our possibilities:

We're in column B.
We're in row 2.
We're in column D.
We're in row 4.
The mafia failed to submit a kill.

As far as I can tell, we're in one of these five realities.

[nutellaphant]

Gunther, a word please?

I'm not liking this pompous Ross Geller. I don't think we ought to listen to him. He doesn't seem like a team player. I love Rachel.

We were one vote away from possibly kicking Ross out instead of Joey. After Joey got evicted, you said

SMH. Joey was obviously good.

There's a six hour window in between those two posts in which you said nothing. If Joey was so obviously good, why didn't you use your big boy voice and try to get more people to vote out Ross? Or at least why didn't you say something before Joey got kicked out?

I'll be honest, I was thinking Janice might be bad. Ross, convince me why you aren't bad.

Can you explain exactly how Ross is going to do that?

First of all, I wasn't around. Central Perk was full of customers all day. Second, I am not answering that questions. It's up to him to come in and do.

What made Joey obviously good in your mind?

[nutellaphant]

Pheebs, I went through your posts twice and other than bad voting (and the fact that early on it was obvious you couldn't really play the guitar) I don't have anything negative to say except what's below.

I think rainbows are pretty, so I'm going to put together a rainbow list.

Monica Geller - I like her effort with this GTH list, and want to keep her around. Monica voted Ross on day one. Probably town.
Gunther - has been active, and asking questions. Breaks role-play to get actual information across, voted Ross on day one. Could be town
Janice - Voted Joey day 1 as a "No U", but claims to be good, also cast suspicion on me for using "we" and asking questions. Could be town.
Nora Bing - has been around, but has not posted any "useful" content. Nora is playing distant and lazy, which could be scum, but she did not vote on day one, which leads me to believe she could be a lazy town.
Chandler Bing - Has only made one substantial post. He voted Joey on night one. Null read. Give us more please, Chandler.
Richard Burke - Has made two posts, one throwing shade at Nora for no reason. Null read at the moment. Richard, give us content.
Ross Geller - Voted for Joey on day one because he "seemed eager to get someone lynched, but did nothing." Not a good look for Ross. Could be scum (I realize the hypocrisy here because I also voted for Joey).
Rachel Green - Whined about having votes placed on her on day one, and was the sole voter of Janice. Could be scum.

Chandler was yellow. Ross was red. If I'm understanding colors like I feel like I've always understood colors, red is eviler than yellow.

[VOTE: Chandler Bing] aubergine because he has provided very little content, but still voted for Joey on Day 1.
@Chandler Bing did you tamper with Monica's drink? I'm watching you.

You voted for Chandler instead of Ross when you could have voted for Ross. Ross was one vote behind Chandler. This is my biggest hangup with you.

[nutellaphant]

Chandler Bing- seems more suicidal than homicidal
Gunther- pervert, yet would want to kill Ross or Joey if jealous
Janice- druggies can't be trusted
Joey Tribbiani- Joey is the best of friends, he wouldn't poison anyone!
Monica Geller- wouldn't past it past her to get attention
Nora Bing- she seems to be wanting to find the men's bathroom, so why would she try to kill a woman?
Phoebe Buffay- might be in on this whole thing with Monica
Rachel Green- I wouldn't be able to stand the guilt! even if Monica is a bitch sometimes
Richard Burke- he only wants the guys to knock things off! just wants to let use women tear each other apart over who the poisoner is!
Ross Geller- my beloved showed up after Monica got her drink, it can't be him!

I noted that when I asked for BBCttM, only Phoebe responded usefully. Rachel's list didn't have anything definitive. All of this gives Rachel a way to vote for anybody at any time. For example, Rachel voted Chandler.

Rachel Green - Whined about having votes placed on her on day one, and was the sole voter of Janice. Could be scum.

Girl why you got to be lying like that, no one even voted me d1. I was crying because you guys lynched my BFF Joey!

Vote : Phoebe

Oh? Okay. My bad. Who do you think is bad besides me, because that opinion is wrong.

You might be onto something with Chandler, he might have framed Janice to escape her clutches. I'm going to forgive you for not including me in your alliance and trust you here.

Vote : Chandler

Get back bitches, because I'm Monica Geller, and I have colored highlighters.

The yellow is how to express an opinion without actually expressing one. The red pushes the responsibility of the Chandler vote on Phoebe.

[nutellaphant]

Alright fellas knock it off

I don't call my son very often. That's why I'm here, to promote my new book, "Where is the Men's Bathroom?"

This lady is giving off some really hairy vibes.

Don't ask me to post much I am only a recurring guest star.

And I've never really liked Chandler anyway.

[1337]

Monica is Golden btw

[Paul Stevens]

Why can't these guys get girlfriends their own age?

[Phoebe Buffay]

[mention]Richard Burke[/mention]

5. This is a sockpuppet game, which is meant to conceal the true identity of the users playing. Let's all keep in character and not turn the game of mafia into "guess who's under each sock in the thread!" or "tell me your true identity!"; that would be against the nature of the sockpuppet aspect of this game, so don't do it. If you have your suspicions as to who a player might be, keep them to yourself.

[Phoebe Buffay]

Pheebs, I went through your posts twice and other than bad voting (and the fact that early on it was obvious you couldn't really play the guitar) I don't have anything negative to say except what's below.

I think rainbows are pretty, so I'm going to put together a rainbow list.

Monica Geller - I like her effort with this GTH list, and want to keep her around. Monica voted Ross on day one. Probably town.
Gunther - has been active, and asking questions. Breaks role-play to get actual information across, voted Ross on day one. Could be town
Janice - Voted Joey day 1 as a "No U", but claims to be good, also cast suspicion on me for using "we" and asking questions. Could be town.
Nora Bing - has been around, but has not posted any "useful" content. Nora is playing distant and lazy, which could be scum, but she did not vote on day one, which leads me to believe she could be a lazy town.
Chandler Bing - Has only made one substantial post. He voted Joey on night one. Null read. Give us more please, Chandler.
Richard Burke - Has made two posts, one throwing shade at Nora for no reason. Null read at the moment. Richard, give us content.
Ross Geller - Voted for Joey on day one because he "seemed eager to get someone lynched, but did nothing." Not a good look for Ross. Could be scum (I realize the hypocrisy here because I also voted for Joey).
Rachel Green - Whined about having votes placed on her on day one, and was the sole voter of Janice. Could be scum.

Chandler was yellow. Ross was red. If I'm understanding colors like I feel like I've always understood colors, red is eviler than yellow.

[VOTE: Chandler Bing] aubergine because he has provided very little content, but still voted for Joey on Day 1.
@Chandler Bing did you tamper with Monica's drink? I'm watching you.

You voted for Chandler instead of Ross when you could have voted for Ross. Ross was one vote behind Chandler. This is my biggest hangup with you.

I realized my vote didn't fit the rainbow I had made. But there's a reason for that! The main reason I suspected Ross was because of his vote on Joey. And gosh, I shouldn't really be that big of a hypocrite. And then Chandler's play style just gave me this gut feeling that he was really the bad guy trying to hide and not say much. But in the end, I was wrong, and Ross is now on my short-list of suspects.

[Quokka]

Richard is currently my biggest suspect, and yes I'm talking about his penis.

[Gunther]

Gunther, a word please?

I'm not liking this pompous Ross Geller. I don't think we ought to listen to him. He doesn't seem like a team player. I love Rachel.

We were one vote away from possibly kicking Ross out instead of Joey. After Joey got evicted, you said

SMH. Joey was obviously good.

There's a six hour window in between those two posts in which you said nothing. If Joey was so obviously good, why didn't you use your big boy voice and try to get more people to vote out Ross? Or at least why didn't you say something before Joey got kicked out?

I'll be honest, I was thinking Janice might be bad. Ross, convince me why you aren't bad.

Can you explain exactly how Ross is going to do that?

First of all, I wasn't around. Central Perk was full of customers all day. Second, I am not answering that questions. It's up to him to come in and do.

What made Joey obviously good in your mind?

demeanor

Richard is currently my biggest suspect, and yes I'm talking about his penis.

Why? You are mine.

[Quokka]

Richard is currently my biggest suspect, and yes I'm talking about his penis.

Why? You are mine.

So then vote for me babyface I've got Dick jokes to write

[1337]

We should lynch the one player that nobody here likes.

Ross.

[1337]

@Richard Burke

5. This is a sockpuppet game, which is meant to conceal the true identity of the users playing. Let's all keep in character and not turn the game of mafia into "guess who's under each sock in the thread!" or "tell me your true identity!"; that would be against the nature of the sockpuppet aspect of this game, so don't do it. If you have your suspicions as to who a player might be, keep them to yourself.

Are you telling me you read the rules?

[Phoebe Buffay]

We should lynch the one player that nobody here likes.

Ross.

Yeah, but what about yourself? I don't like your vibes, Richard.

[Gunther]

We should lynch the one player that nobody here likes.

Ross.

He's my number 2. I'll vote him or Nora.

[Phoebe Buffay]

I don't trust any of you guys. If you're good, raise you're hand please, so I know who not to vote for.

[Phoebe Buffay]

My gut says vote for Monica because she's acting way too "goody goody" to actually be good.

[nutellaphant]

We should lynch the one player that nobody here likes.

Ross.

Gunther
Monica
Rachel
Phoebe

These are four living people you haven't said anything relevant about. If you don't interact with people, how are we going to find your partner when you are shaven clean and exposed?

[nutellaphant]

We should lynch the one player that nobody here likes.

Ross.

He's my number 2. I'll vote him or Nora.

And I'm not even going to ask you for your thoughts on Rachel.

[nutellaphant]

My gut says vote for Monica because she's acting way too "goody goody" to actually be good.

If that's what your gut says, then you weren't eating anything that came out of my kitchen.

[nutellaphant]

Ross has interacted with Janice, who is dead, Janice, who is dead, Rachel, whom he tried to summon, Joey, who is dead, Gunther, who is a barista, Janice, who is dead, me, who absolutely knows what a seven is, Rachel, who got his vote for about a minute, Joey, who is dead, Gunther, who is still a barista, and Joey, who is dead.

I'm trying to come up with any reason, no matter how small, to call someone good. From Ross' minute "contributions," I got nothing.

[Quokka]

Ross is AWOL so that's a shot in the dark

Richard is the man of few words and fewer thoughts

Phoebe seems the most genuinely interesting person around

Monica is a tryhard which means nothing until we lynch a mafio

Gunther's playing with a chip on his shoulder which feels townie

Rachel must be in the shower or something, which means someone is about to walk in on her



All that said I still feel pretty good about my vote for the dentist

[nutellaphant]

Excuse me, but what is a tryhard? Is it the opposite of what just about everybody else is around here? Because if so, then I am the Queen of tryhards baby!

[Quokka]

Excuse me, but what is a tryhard? Is it the opposite of what just about everybody else is around here? Because if so, then I am the Queen of tryhards baby!

Remind me to never play against you in ping pong