Game Over! Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Quokka]

I for one am not impressed with God's grammar. Comma splices and missing apostrophes...come on, Lord.

Then again, your given name doesn't even have vowels.

Bet you didn't even make it past first grade.

And God for one is not impressed by your mockery

The sin of PRIDE, as evidenced by arrogance and by being judgmental will not get you into the Kingdom of Heaven, my boy. Just sayin' Nor will it get you the Lords' largesse.

METALMARSH you have pleased the Lord well. You have gained something of me. You will not know what it was until games end, and I had only the one to give out this night. But with luck it will be to your benefit.

I shall return to you during the next night.

[Dom]

You guys make me keeping up with the thread really hard.

[Epignosis]

I for one am not impressed with God's grammar. Comma splices and missing apostrophes...come on, Lord.

Then again, your given name doesn't even have vowels.

Bet you didn't even make it past first grade.

And God for one is not impressed by your mockery

The sin of PRIDE, as evidenced by arrogance and by being judgmental will not get you into the Kingdom of Heaven, my boy. Just sayin' Nor will it get you the Lords' largesse.

Listen, I'm trying to follow your instructions.

Many people have told me that alcohol was my enemy. According to YOU, I should love my enemy. I'm doing my fucking best, okay?

[S~V~S]

Synopsis~

Made may or may not have slipped in a chat. Chaos ensued, and will continue to do so. MP, aka a Beast with a zillion eyes, suspected me, but was himself vanquished. Juliets caught some attention with a bit of a sassy atttitude and some confusing recollections. I took some votes for trying to act too civvie, and for not believing my own case, and becasue either me of MP HAD to be bad, right? Llama ensured that he will be sent 25 ice bucket challenges in the near future. A lot of people talked, but a lot of people didn't as well. Almost everyone voted though

[S~V~S]

Also, we all apparently have phones with their minds in the gutter.

[Epignosis]

Also, we all apparently have phones with their minds in the gutter.

That's what happens when you start calling them "smart." They start having minds.

Scary, scary world.

I have a flip phone. That's right. My phone can still sniff its own crotch.

[Mongoose]

I could use more RobComedyHour please

[Epignosis]

I could use more RobComedyHour please

Eloh and I have, sadly, been going through some rough times in our marriage. We spoke to a professional.

This guy kept telling us all about how communication was important and about how we need to know our spouse's likes and dislikes and so on. Guy thought I wasn't paying attention, so he snapped his fingers at me. "Hey! Do you know your wife's favorite flower?"

"King Arthur All Purpose," I says. "Next question."

[Marmot]

Also, we all apparently have phones with their minds in the gutter.

That's what happens when you start calling them "smart." They start having minds.

Scary, scary world.

I have a flip phone. That's right. My phone can still sniff its own crotch.

Meaning your phone also has a head (with a mind in it) and a nether region.

Linki: drum, drum, drum away

[Canucklehead]

Dear God.
Please bless Mommy Llama and Daddy Made and creepy Uncle Enrique. Even though they get in lots and lots of fights and are occasionally buttheads to one another, I think they all mean well and have pious and good interests at heart.
Please bless SVS, who I think is misunderstood by some. Her radiant beauty is blinding some people and making them think she's bad (but they're probably just jealous).
Thank you, God, for destroying that nasty beastie who was living in my closet. I'm sure he's a very nice person, but I reaalllllyy didn't like the looks of him. I think you did the right thing by sending him to hang with Belzebub.
Please, God, please send me the insight to know whether mongoose should burn in a fiery pit or ascend to your glory. I just can't seem to figure out what I think of her, so an guidance you can offer here would be swell, thanks.

And God. Please send your zealous and witty acolyte Canucklehead a new phone that doesn't make dirty typos so that she can participate in the thread like a normal person and not spend 50% of her posts correcting the embarrassing typos in the other 50%. And grant her the patience to not get so grumpy during read-throughs.
And a pony. Send her a big ass pony.
Hope you're enjoying the extra vacation days, now that massive secularization has really reduced your workload!
In the name of your glorious, benevolent, tasty, wafer-thin son,
Thanks and stuff.

C. Knucklehead

[Marmot]

I could use more RobComedyHour please

Eloh and I have, sadly, been going through some rough times in our marriage. We spoke to a professional.

This guy kept telling us all about how communication was important and about how we need to know our spouse's likes and dislikes and so on. Guy thought I wasn't paying attention, so he snapped his fingers at me. "Hey! Do you know your wife's favorite flower?"

"King Arthur All Purpose," I says. "Next question."

My apologies for the silly story about Eloh earlier. Nothing personal was intended.

Linki: You're in my sig, nuckles

[Mongoose]

I could use more RobComedyHour please

Eloh and I have, sadly, been going through some rough times in our marriage. We spoke to a professional.

This guy kept telling us all about how communication was important and about how we need to know our spouse's likes and dislikes and so on. Guy thought I wasn't paying attention, so he snapped his fingers at me. "Hey! Do you know your wife's favorite flower?"

"King Arthur All Purpose," I says. "Next question."

That is really good flour.

Did you hear the one about European biodiesel?

Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.

Did you hear I am opening my own law practice? I am going to focus on probate issues.

I'm calling it Puttin' on Heirs.

[Canucklehead]

I do not wear the honour lightly, fair Marmot. I shall strive to become worthy of the blessing you have bestowed upon my undeserving head.

[juliets]

Recap in Haiku
First there is llama
Then there is made who is new
Discuss chaos vote

If that is not 5-7-5, it's alternative haiku.

And even though it has a lot of votes, i have to vote for "orally".

S~V~S if you want to, you can tell me how I'm sassy, lol! Or you can wait til day, I don't mind.

Have fun tomorrow everyone!

[thellama73]

I think the Black Beast of Aaaaaaagh was certainly not a role we would have liked to have around, so I am happy with how this went.

Now, in service to the Lord our God, the author of La Recherche du Temps Perdu:

Day 0: Mostly off topic Monty Python references. Entirely too silly, and liable to be hauled away by the police. Lots of innuendo due to the opening poll, know what I mean, know what I mean? MetalMarsh was turned into a newt. Say no more!

Day 1: After a trivia contest at which Enrique seemed to be able to type supernaturally fast, the nudgers were on the chopping block. Several people said "don't use the chats as evidence!" and were ignored. Some llama brought up a chat suspicion about Made and they argued about it forever. Enrique stuck his nose in an argument that didn't concern him and they argued about it forever. Language competence was called into question. S~V~S scolded. Most people abstained from taking a side (like cowards). MovingPictures accused S~V~S which did not go over well at all, with votes piling on him faster than dogs piling on a dog pile (AKA a pile of dogs). Hedgeowl foolishly outed herself as HedgeBaddie in the eleventh hour, but she couldn't be voted for anyway. Llama gave a succinct and strangely moving description of his own personality to Dana and a bagpipe didn't say no.

Night 1: MovingPictures was lynched as a horrible indie and no one felt bad about it. God showed up (a bit late) and started demanding synopses and lack of grovelling. Thellama came back from a night of drinking and posted his entry so as not to displease the deity. There was probably linki.

Linki: yep.

[thellama73]

I am voting for lust because it made me laugh more.

[Marmot]

I think the Black Beast of Aaaaaaagh was certainly not a role we would have liked to have around, so I am happy with how this went.

Now, in service to the Lord our God, the author of La Recherche du Temps Perdu:

Day 0: Mostly off topic Monty Python references. Entirely too silly, and liable to be hauled away by the police. Lots of innuendo due to the opening poll, know what I mean, know what I mean? MetalMarsh was turned into a newt. Say no more!

Day 1: After a trivia contest at which Enrique seemed to be able to type supernaturally fast, the nudgers were on the chopping block. Several people said "don't use the chats as evidence!" and were ignored. Some llama brought up a chat suspicion about Made and they argued about it forever. Enrique stuck his nose in an argument that didn't concern him and they argued about it forever. Language competence was called into question. S~V~S scolded. Most people abstained from taking a side (like cowards). MovingPictures accused S~V~S which did not go over well at all, with votes piling on him faster than dogs piling on a dog pile (AKA a pile of dogs). Hedgeowl foolishly outed herself as HedgeBaddie in the eleventh hour, but she couldn't be voted for anyway. Llama gave a succinct and strangely moving description of his own personality to Dana and a bagpipe didn't say no.

Night 1: MovingPictures was lynched as a horrible indie and no one felt bad about it. God showed up (a bit late) and started demanding synopses and lack of grovelling. Thellama came back from a night of drinking and posted his entry so as not to displease the deity. There was probably linki.

Linki: yep.

And there was much rejoicing.

[Dana]

Hedgeowl foolishly outed herself as HedgeBaddie in the eleventh hour, but she couldn't be voted for anyway.

Wait, what happened here?

[Mongoose]

He ALWAYS thinks she is bad.

She might be this game though.

[bea]

I could use more RobComedyHour please

This so much. Imma on a pub crawl right now and man......imma feeling what. Rob is setting down man......feeeeeelin it.'

[A Person]

my synopses of the thread so far is tl;dr

[A Person]

i*

[DisgruntledPorcupine]

SUPER COOL POP QUIZ TIME

How many people got Dennis in the survey at the beginning of the game?

PM your guess to both hosts and you may or may not get something who knows

[bea]

Imgomna try to change my.vote.now.cuz lust needs some luff.too.

[Mongoose]

my synopses of the thread so far is tl;dr

Rude

[A Person]

my synopses of the thread so far is tl;dr

Rude

it stands for the llama drama rama

[Mister Rearranger]

What happened? Did I win? >.o

[Mister Rearranger]

I just baked the best s'more brownies, btw.

[Enrique]

What is going on are all these people cursed what?

[S~V~S]

Recap in Haiku
First there is llama
Then there is made who is new
Discuss chaos vote

If that is not 5-7-5, it's alternative haiku.

And even though it has a lot of votes, i have to vote for "orally".

S~V~S if you want to, you can tell me how I'm sassy, lol! Or you can wait til day, I don't mind.

Have fun tomorrow everyone!

I think it is 5/7/5 depending on whether Made is pronounced as one syllable, or as 2, like "Mah-Day".

And you seemed kind of annoyed to me, even before you got called out. Just your tone~ you pushed back more overtly than I am used to seeing from you. THIS post ^^ sounds more like you, but some of the ones ever since Made asked you to corroborate for him, I could imagine you unsheathing your pretty polished claws. Not sure that that makes you bad; I know you are not a fan of being put on the spot, and if you had had something to add to that conversation, you would have done so without being "summoned". I did not quite get the votes you took yesterday until you started going after MR. That got my attention a bit, tbh. I think you might know why, but I don't want to say so and irk LCs sig. I will irk LCs sig at another time.

I have no real plans on voting for you tomorrow, at least not at this time, especially as you will be afk, but I hope you can get in here at some point, and we get a chance to talk a bit over the weekend. Roxy said she had a plan for the long weekend, so I am guessing it will be extended in some fashion.

Have a fun family weekend

[S~V~S]

What is going on are all these people cursed what?

It's awesome isn't it

It almost feels like Hedville

[Hedgeowl]

He ALWAYS thinks she is bad.

She might be this game though.

Rude.

[Mongoose]

my synopses of the thread so far is tl;dr

Rude

it stands for the llama drama rama

I know that feeling

[reywaS]

[Bullzeye]

I'm gonna vote Lust. Who doesn't like a bit of lust?

[Roxy]

Effective immediately LoRab is replacing Lizzy.
while we will surely miss Lizzy lets make LoRab welcome.

She cannot be targeted tonight or lynched tomorrow. She will need time to catch up

[Marmot]

What is going on are all these people cursed what?

It's awesome isn't it

It almost feels like Hedville

MR made some amazing brownies if you know what I mean.

[Bullzeye]

Also I see I missed a visit from God last night! Hopefully He pops back again while I'm awake. I've always wanted to talk to a deity. I mean I'd talk to myself but then it'd get boring and people would think I was crazy. My summary of the game for him so far is as follows:

Everyone here is a crazy person. Seriously. All of us. Even you. There were jokes and contests and then Llama and Made blew up but made friends and SVS and MP went after each other and then we killed MP and it turned out to be a solid choice and then someone who claimed to be the creator of everything in the entire universe showed up.

[Mongoose]

Effective immediately LoRab is replacing Lizzy.
while we will surely miss Lizzy lets make LoRab welcome.

She cannot be targeted tonight or lynched tomorrow. She will need time to catch up

Hi Lorab!

[S~V~S]

Bye Lizzy

Lorab!! <3

[LoRab]

Hi y'all! Excited to be back and playing. Been somewhat skimming along but need to actually catch up. expect twirling.

[Marmot]

Hi y'all! Excited to be back and playing. Been somewhat skimming along but need to actually catch up. expect twirling.

Welcome aboard.

[Canucklehead]

LoooooooooooooooooooRaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbb!


:rejoice:

[Mister Rearranger]

I'm supposed to type out some synapses, so here I go:

Dendrites

Axons

Etc...

Ok, seriously though:

Day 0 was full of off-topic fun and whimsical entertainment. Dana was a rebel (Dottie) and broke the only rule so far, major kudos for that.

Later, some insane challenge happened that I'll likely drink a lot of booze to forget about letting the "nudge" voters down in.

On day 1, shit got real. Made rocked the boat, but failed to tip said boat over. People were very focused on sinking MP's ship instead. We slayed a monster, which was cool. Any memory of the thread after that is a blur, marred by alcohol. So here's a gif to describe the thread instead:

[Roxy]

After it was over it only took 27 guesses and one player with a headache from a brick wall.
The winner has been notified.

Dont be down we have a lot of fun prizes and questions to be answered to receive said prizes. <3

[Mongoose]

It's night. Let's thing of our favorite songs with night in the title.

(I may have sung and danced loudly to both of the following last night)






And also who could forget this classic hit?



Or this looney tunes frequent motif?

[bea]

bye lizzy

welcome lorab!

[Marmot]

@ Mongoose. Or one of my personal favorites.

[DisgruntledPorcupine]

This counts right?

[Marmot]

What's that?