Serenity Crew - N4

[DharmaHelper]

Well fuck there ya go lads +6 minimum, we got this ezpz. Give me the money [mention]Enrique[/mention] [mention]insertnamehere[/mention] And I'll buy the items.

[Spacedaisy]

I presume Hoban = Wash?

This is correct. you are Wash

[Enrique]

Your Captain has chosen to take you to the Space Bazaar. There is only one job left available from Amnon Duul:

Serenity - Difficult - $1600 (9 Diplomacy to pass)

Additionally, the following modifiers are in effect:
-1 Skill stat for having Tracey Smith on your crew
+2 Skill stat for having a Soldier on your crew

Do we choose what the -1 and +2 are for?

Also [mention]Spacedaisy[/mention] I choose to give DH all my 150 space dollars.

[MacDougall]

No. Give me the money. I can buy the shirt myself.

[DharmaHelper]

How deos that put us in good shape when we need 9 to pass?

These #'s are added to a dice roll. So we just need a 3+ on the dice roll. Not sure which dice she's using but probably a D6 which means we need 3, 4, 5, or 6.

[DharmaHelper]

No. Give me the money. I can buy the shirt myself.

I send Mac 250 bucks [mention]Spacedaisy[/mention]

[MacDougall]

Okay cool.

[DharmaHelper]

[mention]MacDougall[/mention] You have enough to buy the shirt.

[mention]insertnamehere[/mention] You want the other item or?

[MacDougall]

[mention]Spacedaisy[/mention] can I buy that fancy ass shirt that's already apparently my shirt.

[DharmaHelper]

Just a heads up I'm putting myself on the poll. Should I not?

[Enrique]

We should keep track of our roles.

DH - ???, +1 Technical
Enrique - Stitch [Hired Gun / Thief], +2 Attack
inh - Tracey Smith?, +1 Attack +1 Technical
Mac - Hoban, +1 Diplomacy +1 Technical

I guess "Soldier" is a category like how I got Hired Gun / Thief and one of you is that?

So we got:

3 technical, 3 attack, 1 diplomacy

[DharmaHelper]

I'm a Mudder.

[MacDougall]

Oh Wilgy was Kaylee btw. Ergo yeah there's no Kaylee for that item.

[Enrique]

Also maybe extend invitations to sig and DF? We're in pretty bad shape (though the money from this challenge could help a lot).

[MacDougall]

We should keep track of our roles.

DH - ???, +1 Technical
Enrique - Stitch [Hired Gun / Thief], +2 Attack
inh - Tracey Smith?, +1 Attack +1 Technical
Mac - Hoban, +1 Diplomacy +1 Technical

I guess "Soldier" is a category like how I got Hired Gun / Thief and one of you is that?

So we got:

3 technical, 3 attack, 1 diplomacy

I was a solider when I was Mal. I'm a pilot now.

[MacDougall]

DFaraday is acting different. He is actually posting every so often. I think he's scum.

[MacDougall]

Also maybe extend invitations to sig and DF? We're in pretty bad shape (though the money from this challenge could help a lot).

This is you trying to get a fellow scum onto our ship isn't it Enrique.

DH kick this scum off our damn ship.

[DharmaHelper]

Also maybe extend invitations to sig and DF? We're in pretty bad shape (though the money from this challenge could help a lot).

I will consider it. I'd like to stop taking on water before we start taking on crew.

[DharmaHelper]

Also maybe extend invitations to sig and DF? We're in pretty bad shape (though the money from this challenge could help a lot).

This is you trying to get a fellow scum onto our ship isn't it Enrique.

DH kick this scum off our damn ship.

I will consider it.

[DharmaHelper]

INH my boi

Could I have ya monies.

[insertnamehere]

I'm some dude named Monty who I totally forgot existed on the show.


I give all my space money to DH.

[Enrique]

Also maybe extend invitations to sig and DF? We're in pretty bad shape (though the money from this challenge could help a lot).

This is you trying to get a fellow scum onto our ship isn't it Enrique.

DH kick this scum off our damn ship.

no lol it's trying to boost our stats, we can still put them on the poll in any given case

[DharmaHelper]

[mention]Spacedaisy[/mention] I buy Kaylee's Dress

[insertnamehere]

Also maybe extend invitations to sig and DF? We're in pretty bad shape (though the money from this challenge could help a lot).

This is you trying to get a fellow scum onto our ship isn't it Enrique.

DH kick this scum off our damn ship.

why is enrique scum, in your personal opinion?

I've been confused by all the Enrique suspicion the whole damn game

[Spacedaisy]

@Spacedaisy can I buy that fancy ass shirt that's already apparently my shirt.

Done. It’s yours.

[insertnamehere]

If this works out, and we all survive, we'll go into N3 with $400 each, provided DH splits the money evenly. We could continually replicate this strategy of pooling our money to buy items to help us pass the checks.

[MacDougall]

Also maybe extend invitations to sig and DF? We're in pretty bad shape (though the money from this challenge could help a lot).

This is you trying to get a fellow scum onto our ship isn't it Enrique.

DH kick this scum off our damn ship.

no lol it's trying to boost our stats, we can still put them on the poll in any given case

"You're scum."

"no lol"

[MacDougall]

Also maybe extend invitations to sig and DF? We're in pretty bad shape (though the money from this challenge could help a lot).

This is you trying to get a fellow scum onto our ship isn't it Enrique.

DH kick this scum off our damn ship.

why is enrique scum, in your personal opinion?

I've been confused by all the Enrique suspicion the whole damn game

"You're scum."

"no lol"

[DharmaHelper]

+6 Diplomacy, we need 9 to pass the check. I feel pretty good about that. If we pass that's $1600 between the four of us, $400 each.

I feel much better about splitting the money evenly as opposed to giving it to say, me to hold onto. What if our banker gets NKed? If one of us drops, we still have $1200.

[MacDougall]

If this works out, and we all survive, we'll go into N3 with $400 each, provided DH splits the money evenly. We could continually replicate this strategy of pooling our money to buy items to help us pass the checks.

To be honest given I have this shirt I am probably more important than the rest of you so he should give me more of the money.

[Spacedaisy]

@Spacedaisy I buy Kaylee's Dress

Done.

In the future, let’s use PMs so I can easily track who asks to purchase an item first.

[DharmaHelper]

@Spacedaisy I buy Kaylee's Dress

Done.

In the future, let’s use PMs so I can easily track who asks to purchase an item first.

OK, my b.

[MacDougall]

With this amazing shirt I am able to impress people into liking me more. Ergo I am of great value to this ship's captain. So I expect to be compensated as such.

[DharmaHelper]

With this amazing shirt I am able to impress people into liking me more. Ergo I am of great value to this ship's captain. So I expect to be compensated as such.

If we pass the check you'll be compensated to the tune of $400 and not being on the lynch poll.

[MacDougall]

Who are the rest of you peasants. I am the great Hoban Washburne, Pilot of Serenity. Now that I have this fabulous floral dress shirt I have no need for the rest of you. This shirt is better off on a different ship. Say, Golden's ship!

[Spacedaisy]

@Spacedaisy I buy Kaylee's Dress

Done.

In the future, let’s use PMs so I can easily track who asks to purchase an item first.

OK, my b.

It really didn’t matter here. I only thought if it after I have Mac the shirt, lol.

[DharmaHelper]

[mention]Spacedaisy[/mention] What dice do you roll if you don't mind me asking?

[MacDougall]

With this amazing shirt I am able to impress people into liking me more. Ergo I am of great value to this ship's captain. So I expect to be compensated as such.

If we pass the check you'll be compensated to the tune of $400 and not being on the lynch poll.

Oh yeah. Okay well if that's the case I'll be landing this sucker on a nearby planet and making a run at going it alone.

[MacDougall]

I am sure there are other ship's captains that'd happily pay more than equal share to a pilot of my status with a shirt as grand as mine.

[DharmaHelper]

Who are the rest of you peasants. I am the great Hoban Washburne, Pilot of Serenity. Now that I have this fabulous floral dress shirt I have no need for the rest of you. This shirt is better off on a different ship. Say, Golden's ship!

Counterpoint.

You were Mal, then you were Hoban. You are destined to be on my ship.

[Spacedaisy]

@Spacedaisy What dice do you roll if you don't mind me asking?

6d on random.org

[MacDougall]

Who are the rest of you peasants. I am the great Hoban Washburne, Pilot of Serenity. Now that I have this fabulous floral dress shirt I have no need for the rest of you. This shirt is better off on a different ship. Say, Golden's ship!

Counterpoint.

You were Mal, then you were Hoban. You are destined to be on my ship.

How do you expect to complete missions without a pilot, diplomacy or this fabulous shirt DharmaHelper? All I am asking is to be paid the market value for pilots with fabulous shirts. If I leave the ship your ship is cooked. If you lose this pilot the rest of your crew will surely mutiny and you will be left a husk of your former self. Defeated, purposeless. Golden may extend you the courtesy of a position in the galley on his ship, but that would surely damage your pride. All because you didn't give a talented pilot with a fabulous shirt his fair wage.

[DharmaHelper]

I am sure there are other ship's captains that'd happily pay more than equal share to a pilot of my status with a shirt as grand as mine.

[insertnamehere]

Also maybe extend invitations to sig and DF? We're in pretty bad shape (though the money from this challenge could help a lot).

This is you trying to get a fellow scum onto our ship isn't it Enrique.

DH kick this scum off our damn ship.

why is enrique scum, in your personal opinion?

I've been confused by all the Enrique suspicion the whole damn game

"You're scum."

"no lol"

cool thanks, now i don't have to take it seriously.

[insertnamehere]

Who are the rest of you peasants. I am the great Hoban Washburne, Pilot of Serenity. Now that I have this fabulous floral dress shirt I have no need for the rest of you. This shirt is better off on a different ship. Say, Golden's ship!

Counterpoint.

You were Mal, then you were Hoban. You are destined to be on my ship.

How do you expect to complete missions without a pilot, diplomacy or this fabulous shirt DharmaHelper? All I am asking is to be paid the market value for pilots with fabulous shirts. If I leave the ship your ship is cooked. If you lose this pilot the rest of your crew will surely mutiny and you will be left a husk of your former self. Defeated, purposeless. Golden may extend you the courtesy of a position in the galley on his ship, but that would surely damage your pride. All because you didn't give a talented pilot with a fabulous shirt his fair wage.

if mac gets more than everyone else i mutiny

[Enrique]

Who are the rest of you peasants. I am the great Hoban Washburne, Pilot of Serenity. Now that I have this fabulous floral dress shirt I have no need for the rest of you. This shirt is better off on a different ship. Say, Golden's ship!

I pointed out before that if Golden is scum and he keeps putting Glorfindel in the poll, for as long as they're winning challenges they're gonna be unbeatable (scum DDL being on that ship too). Unless his crew is stupid or mostly bad they shouldn't let him do that again or mutiny against him.

[MacDougall]

Also maybe extend invitations to sig and DF? We're in pretty bad shape (though the money from this challenge could help a lot).

This is you trying to get a fellow scum onto our ship isn't it Enrique.

DH kick this scum off our damn ship.

why is enrique scum, in your personal opinion?

I've been confused by all the Enrique suspicion the whole damn game

"You're scum."

"no lol"

cool thanks, now i don't have to take it seriously.

So he's your teammate then?

DharmaHelper. You've already been discovered to have been harbouring at least one fugitive. Now I have reason to believe you have two more. On top of the fact that you aren't willing to pay this fabulous shirt wearing pilot a fair wage. What is the meaning of this?

[DharmaHelper]

Who are the rest of you peasants. I am the great Hoban Washburne, Pilot of Serenity. Now that I have this fabulous floral dress shirt I have no need for the rest of you. This shirt is better off on a different ship. Say, Golden's ship!

Counterpoint.

You were Mal, then you were Hoban. You are destined to be on my ship.

How do you expect to complete missions without a pilot, diplomacy or this fabulous shirt DharmaHelper? All I am asking is to be paid the market value for pilots with fabulous shirts. If I leave the ship your ship is cooked. If you lose this pilot the rest of your crew will surely mutiny and you will be left a husk of your former self. Defeated, purposeless. Golden may extend you the courtesy of a position in the galley on his ship, but that would surely damage your pride. All because you didn't give a talented pilot with a fabulous shirt his fair wage.

[MacDougall]

Who are the rest of you peasants. I am the great Hoban Washburne, Pilot of Serenity. Now that I have this fabulous floral dress shirt I have no need for the rest of you. This shirt is better off on a different ship. Say, Golden's ship!

Counterpoint.

You were Mal, then you were Hoban. You are destined to be on my ship.

How do you expect to complete missions without a pilot, diplomacy or this fabulous shirt DharmaHelper? All I am asking is to be paid the market value for pilots with fabulous shirts. If I leave the ship your ship is cooked. If you lose this pilot the rest of your crew will surely mutiny and you will be left a husk of your former self. Defeated, purposeless. Golden may extend you the courtesy of a position in the galley on his ship, but that would surely damage your pride. All because you didn't give a talented pilot with a fabulous shirt his fair wage.

if mac gets more than everyone else i mutiny

This ship is full of god damn welfare bludger communists.

[MacDougall]

Who are the rest of you peasants. I am the great Hoban Washburne, Pilot of Serenity. Now that I have this fabulous floral dress shirt I have no need for the rest of you. This shirt is better off on a different ship. Say, Golden's ship!

Counterpoint.

You were Mal, then you were Hoban. You are destined to be on my ship.

How do you expect to complete missions without a pilot, diplomacy or this fabulous shirt DharmaHelper? All I am asking is to be paid the market value for pilots with fabulous shirts. If I leave the ship your ship is cooked. If you lose this pilot the rest of your crew will surely mutiny and you will be left a husk of your former self. Defeated, purposeless. Golden may extend you the courtesy of a position in the galley on his ship, but that would surely damage your pride. All because you didn't give a talented pilot with a fabulous shirt his fair wage.

You hold no cards DharmaHelper. I've got the shirt.