Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:19 pm
I don't wanna die. I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
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Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE SIX; DAY ONE}
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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:28 pm
I'm waiting for PM's, by the way. It may be tomorrow afternoon before the next cycle begins.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FIVE}
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 12:00 am
what the fuck is going on
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FIVE}
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 12:19 am
At this point, I'm just waiting for PM's.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FIVE}
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 4:25 am
I sent one kinsertnamehere wrote:At this point, I'm just waiting for PM's.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FIVE}
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 12:27 pm
I didn't.Vompatti wrote:I sent one kinsertnamehere wrote:At this point, I'm just waiting for PM's.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FIVE}
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:13 pm
"I'm just sittin' here watching the wheels go 'round and 'round."
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FIVE}
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:56 pm
I'd like to apologize for the wait, but I literally cannot continue until I receive these PM's. My hands are tied. Hopefully the remaining cycles will be shorter than this. (You guys chose one of the longest endings.)
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FIVE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:08 am
i always choose the longest (if you know what i mean 
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)Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FIVE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:24 am
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! I get it! It's a sex reference! You see, what Player Four just did there was make a stealthy double entendre. It's so subtle that I had to re-read it five times just to grasp the true depth and symbolism in this statement. When Player Four says "I always choose the longest (if you know what i mean)", he is talking about the size of male genitalia commonly known as the penis, or verpa in Latin. As talked about in this brief statement, Player Four is insinuating that when he chooses male sex partners, he opts in for those with longer genitalia. All this carefully hidden in an innocent seeming statement. Truly, Player Four is a master wordsmith the likes of which we have only briefly seen in human history. What new statements will he conjure up in the cheese fondue fountain that he calls his mind? I can only imagine.A Person wrote:i always choose the longest (if you know what i mean
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FIVE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:31 am
don't even get me started on cheese fondue if you know what i meaninsertnamehere wrote:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! I get it! It's a sex reference! You see, what Player Four just did there was make a stealthy double entendre. It's so subtle that I had to re-read it five times just to grasp the true depth and symbolism in this statement. When Player Four says "I always choose the longest (if you know what i mean)", he is talking about the size of male genitalia commonly known as the penis, or verpa in Latin. As talked about in this brief statement, Player Four is insinuating that when he chooses male sex partners, he opts in for those with longer genitalia. All this carefully hidden in an innocent seeming statement. Truly, Player Four is a master wordsmith the likes of which we have only briefly seen in human history. What new statements will he conjure up in the cheese fondue fountain that he calls his mind? I can only imagine.A Person wrote:i always choose the longest (if you know what i mean
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FIVE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:41 am
Wouldn't it be amusing if the game never ended?
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FIVE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:43 am
I suppose I can't. Not in the way I want him to.
But I don't make the rules. I simply play to my intended purpose, the same as Stanley. We're not so different, I suppose. I'll try once more to convey all this to him. I'm compelled to. I must.
Perhaps, well, maybe this time he'll see. Maybe this time.
And I tried again.
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And Stanley pushed a button. And I tried again. And Stanley pushed a button. And I tried again. And Stanley pushed-
MetalMarsh has been eliminated. He was a civilian.
T H E . E N D
But I don't make the rules. I simply play to my intended purpose, the same as Stanley. We're not so different, I suppose. I'll try once more to convey all this to him. I'm compelled to. I must.
Perhaps, well, maybe this time he'll see. Maybe this time.
And I tried again.
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>:PLEASE DIEAnd Stanley pushed a button. And I tried again. And Stanley pushed a button. And I tried again. And Stanley pushed-
MetalMarsh has been eliminated. He was a civilian.
T H E . E N D
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FIVE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:08 am
This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee 427. Employee 427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee 427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy.
And then one day something very peculiar happened. Something that would forever change Stanley. Something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow. No-one had showed up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say hi. Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation. Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time. But as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.
Stanley got up from his desk, and stepped out of his office.
You have up to 24 hours to make a decision.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:13 am
When Llama won the poll, he received a PM. That PM said that he was safe from elimination, and that he could choose someone else to save. Then that person received a PM saying the same thing. The person (s)he chose also received the same message. This continued until one person was left, and that person was Metalmarsh.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:32 am
how does that work if i never got a pm q.m.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:30 am
Would you believe me if I todl you I have no info on this poll .q-.,-
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:38 am
not anymomreVompatti wrote:Would you believe me if I todl you I have no info on this poll .q-.,-
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:52 am
Metalmarsh got what he deserved. I am leaving the office because it sucks in here.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:24 pm
I like herthellama73 wrote:Metalmarsh got what he deserved. I am leaving the office because it sucks in here.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:26 pm
metalmarsh is ma homeboi <3
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:19 pm
I want to leave.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:30 pm
We all want to leave.Turnip Head wrote:I want to leave.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:32 pm
Thanks guys.thellama73 wrote:We all want to leave.Turnip Head wrote:I want to leave.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:33 pm
You are welcome.insertnamehere wrote:Thanks guys.thellama73 wrote:We all want to leave.Turnip Head wrote:I want to leave.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:04 pm
i just realized this isn't a micro mafia game
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:48 pm
If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me / Uh uh uh uh no baby please don't go / And if you leave me now, you'll take away the very heart of me / Uh uh uh uh no baby please don't go / Uh uh uh uh girl I just want you to stay
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:47 pm
I am so sorry to you all for being absentish thus far. Easter weekend is ridiculous. I'm gonna pick up the pace as best I can from here on out.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:49 pm
Oh, and I'ma close the door.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:09 am
leaving the office
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:47 am
All of his co-workers were gone. What could it mean? Stanley decided to go to his boss's office, perhaps he had simply missed a memo.
When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.You have up to 24 hours to make a decision, but I will end the poll when a majority is reached.
Good luck.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY TWO}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:09 am
I dislike authority, so I am staying away from the Boss' office.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY TWO}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 11:21 am
I'm going the opposite way that llama is, because last time we followed him somebody died.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY TWO}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 11:24 am
i'll go the way the turnip is heading, you never know what will turn up
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY TWO}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 11:45 am
Oh yeah, it's all my fault.Turnip Head wrote:I'm going the opposite way that llama is, because last time we followed him somebody died.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY TWO}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:51 pm
Right door, let's roll
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY ONE}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:30 pm
thellama73 wrote:Metalmarsh got what he deserved. I am leaving the office because it sucks in here.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY TWO}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:18 pm
Oh Matt, you punster.A Person wrote:i'll go the way the turnip is heading, you never know what will turn up
I'm picking Left. When Pandora opened her box, many bad things were released into the world. But as she gazed deeper, she was that Hope was Left.
Let's go Left for Hope.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY TWO}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:24 pm
I wodlnd't have minded opengin her box.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY TWO}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:10 pm
sliiiiiiide to the left
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY TWO}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:29 pm
her chocolate box q.m.Vompatti wrote:I wodlnd't have minded opengin her box.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY TWO}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 6:36 pm
Yet there was not a single person here either. Feeling a wave of disbelief, Stanley decided to go up to his boss's office, hoping he might find an answer there.
You have up to 24 hours to make a decision.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY THREE}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 7:37 pm
I like up and fear down more than I hate boss.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY THREE}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 7:42 pm
dowwwn
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY TWO}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 7:56 pm
eys kA Person wrote:her chocolate box q.m.Vompatti wrote:I wodlnd't have minded opengin her box.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY THREE}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:08 pm
Up, up & away.
I'm a positive person.
I'm a positive person.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY THREE}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:14 pm
Me too.Mongoose wrote:Up, up & away.
I'm a positive person.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY TWO}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:17 pm
lick meVompatti wrote:eys kA Person wrote:her chocolate box q.m.Vompatti wrote:I wodlnd't have minded opengin her box.
and i'll be yours
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY TWO}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:36 pm
save it for nervous horseA Person wrote:lick meVompatti wrote:eys kA Person wrote:her chocolate box q.m.Vompatti wrote:I wodlnd't have minded opengin her box.
and i'll be yours
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE TWO; DAY TWO}
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:48 pm
it's actually an old poemo f hisinsertnamehere wrote:save it for nervous horseA Person wrote:lick meVompatti wrote:eys kA Person wrote:her chocolate box q.m.Vompatti wrote:I wodlnd't have minded opengin her box.
and i'll be yours