The Syndicate

Too cold.

Andre the Giant appears in front of you and asks you if you would like to ride on his shoulders as he runs around the block one time. Do you ride?

Cold.

Linki: no I won't. André René Roussimoff (May 19, 1946 - January 27, 1993), best known as André the Giant, was a French professional wrestler and actor.

Would you agree that global warnming is a conspircary and that infinitely increasing procudtction and overpopulation is not a problem as long as we keep developing new industry to reduce the pollution that is caused by industry and that we shoudl also give more moeny to developing countries so that they too can keep developing and producing more stuff and cutting down more forests and making more species of animals die of exeitinction?

That sounds like a shitty plan, Vomps. You left out the part where we put China in charge of the Endangered Species Pharmaceutical....um... PROTECTION Program.

When technology gets to the point that they could clone extinct species like the dodo or the tasmanian tiger, do you think they should actually do it?

I would see the life of that animal in a caged environment without another of it's species and without the ability to roam free as sad. If you cloned a series of the animal what would its babies be like? If you let it go how long would it live and how would it change plant and animal life and if it's just one it's lonely? Just too many questions for me.

Do you believe Oswald worked alone in assassinating John F. Kennedy?

No.

Do you believe that 9/11 was an inside job?

Yes, it mostly happened inside planes.

Do you believe that some people are actually reptiles disguised as humans?

That seems too unbelievable to not be ture.

Do you believe that humans and apes evolved/degenerated from an ancient and highly superior race of humans and/or giants?

I think it's possible we have a lost history, but unlikely.

Who built the pyramids?

Paid workers

Wanna live in the pyramids q.m.

No, they are full of dead people.

Would you rather see the Pyramids or the Great Wall of China?

Pyramids. We were in Egypt. We'd booked the excursion to the Pyramids. We got up at 5am to start our day-trip. My girlfriend comes down with a mysterious illness in the car. We go back the hotel. She wakes up. She's fine again. I feel robbed of a life long dream. I'm not bitter. It's cool.

Would you trade your friends for a moderate superpower?

Yes. I have no friends.

You could have a beer with me right now or have a Kool-Aid with the child of your choice. What do you do?

I will choose Kool Aid with my least annoying nephew. I also have no friends, I do not wish to change this.

You can have a Calippo with me or a beer with the child of your choice. What do YOU do?

I don't know what a Calippo is but it can't be worse than children.

Are you a humanist?

Yes.

Are you a newt?

S~V~S wrote:Yes.

Are you a newt?

Guilty

Why would you own a wheelbarrow?

To take leaves to the compost.

What is the most creative use you can think of for a spoon?

One could scoop dirt into a large pile without dirtying one's hands.

Do you ferment anything?

My brain
Seriously I do have a friend who takes rasp etc from my garden and makes me wine that is tasty - in way I do in a second hand sort of way.

Do you have a garden or live plants. you tend to?

I've had some on the balcony but they always die. I even killed the minicactus (RIP).

Why haven't the Russians occupied Finland already?

Vompatti wrote:I've had some on the balcony but they always die. I even killed the minicactus (RIP).

Why haven't the Russians occupied Finland already?

Because everything is too expensive Ж

A new law is passed stating that you must put no fewer than THREE additives in your coffee. What three go in yours?

Epignosis wrote:

Vompatti wrote:I've had some on the balcony but they always die. I even killed the minicactus (RIP).

Why haven't the Russians occupied Finland already?

Because everything is too expensive Ж

A new law is passed stating that you must put no fewer than THREE additives in your coffee. What three go in yours?

Can all three of them be shots of espresso?

Sure, why not?

For me, the scent of fresh baked cookies is the scent of "home". What smells like "home" to you?

The smell of pine. My parents home is surrounded by them.
If you mean my home - then that would be he scent of boy socks and shoes lol

What is the worst nightmare you ever had?

When I was a teenager, I had a dream that my brother was dead, and my mother refused to bury him. It was one of those dreams that feel real; when I woke up from it, the first thing i saw WAS my brother. I could have hugged him to death.

Are you currently where you expected you would be in your life 10 years ago?

S~V~S wrote:When I was a teenager, I had a dream that my brother was dead, and my mother refused to bury him. It was one of those dreams that feel real; when I woke up from it, the first thing i saw WAS my brother. I could have hugged him to death.

Are you currently where you expected you would be in your life 10 years ago?

Hell no.

If you were the fifth Ninja Turtle, what would your name be and what weapon would you use?

Lavinia, after Lavinia Fontana, one of the more well known female Italian Renaissance artists. And I would use a bat~ not traditional perhaps, but it is the weapon I feel most comfortable wielding.

When is the last time you accidentally set off a smoke detector?

S~V~S wrote:Lavinia, after Lavinia Fontana, one of the more well known female Italian Renaissance artists. And I would use a bat~ not traditional perhaps, but it is the weapon I feel most comfortable wielding.

When is the last time you accidentally set off a smoke detector?

I was trying to build a fire and accidentally closed the chimney flue. That was not a fun day.

If you had to make one animal extinct, which would it be and why?

Ofc I would pick Stink Bugs bc they are crispy, they fly and are generally disgusting.

If you were a smelly bug what would you do to improve how people feel about you?

Bring people copies of The Metamorphosis and hope it helps them pity me.

Do you not particularly mind ladybugs being in the house?

No, I like ladybugs. Like many I have a double standard for insects; ladybugs are OK, the rest of them, ugh. Even the beneficial ones~ they should go be beneficial somewhere that I am not

Any irrational fears?

Romantic relationships

Tea or Coffee?

Tea please.

Chocolates or fruit slices?

Definitely fruit slices

Bagels or doughnuts?

Bagels.

Which National Monuments of your country do you hope to visit?

Devil's Tower

Given the opportunity, would you travel to the moon?

Only if I had some business there.

Do you think humans will avoid extinction long enough to build colonies on other planets?

No, I don't believe humans will be able to reach the technology level needed for such an endeavor before that happens.

If you were a scientist, what (sub)-field would you study in?

I would study Cosmology.

If you were a rock what kind of rock would you be?

Metamorphic~ apply Pressure & Time, and something basic changes.

If you could talk to one kind of animal~ dogs, sparrows, spiders,eagles, newts, whatever~ what would you choose?

Birds - no question!

What are you having for breakfast?

A boiled egg and a fresh mandarin.

Do you plan on going shopping on Black Friday?

No f'n way - that is just silly talk

Are you going to be shopping on Cyber-Monday?

No, I hope to be done by then.

Will you spend a little more for a product made in your country?

I will spend a little more on a good/acceptable quality product regardless of which Asian children have produced it.

Would you prefer global communism or global anarchism?

My mind wants equality and share and share alike, but my heart loves anarchy.

What is your hearts desire (and I do not mean another person)?

To have a successful career.


If you were to write a book what would it be about?

something fictional and potentially realistic

What is your favorite kind of puzzle?

crosswords

What do you do when you are in a bad mood and want to make yourself feel better?

I play with my dog, take a walk, or both.

Are you trendy, anti-trendy or somewhere inbetween?