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Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:37 pm
by AceofSpaces
Turnip Head wrote:She has mainly followed Epi's vote around. She seemed to trust FH in her gut, despite voting for her. That's all I have. If she's a baddie, she's played a flawless and quiet game.
Sometimes that's all it takes. I'll agree that she has completely followed Epi's lead this entire game, or at least in the latter half of it. I haven't seen her come on and express an original thought at all. So if she is bad, she's either been clinging to Epi in the hopes of going under the radar, or she's on his team and they are working together.

So, do you think Epi is bad too?

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:38 pm
by Turnip Head
I have no reason to believe that Epi is a baddie. It does concern me that he voted for me today.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:40 pm
by Epignosis
Turnip Head wrote:I have no reason to believe that Epi is a baddie. It does concern me that he voted for me today.
For whom would you prefer I vote and why?

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:43 pm
by S~V~S
TH, do you think anyone is a baddie (except me)?

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:49 pm
by AceofSpaces
It seems like he'd like to see us lynch Elo in his place. Does anyone have anything to say in regards to lynching Elo?

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:51 pm
by S~V~S
I think she seems like her bubbly charming self. I hosted her both bad and good in AG, and bad Elo is not who i am seeing here.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:57 pm
by Turnip Head
I already said that FH flipping civ has made me feel a lot better about you SVS. Either way you are not an original baddie. It is either Ace or Elo. I have reasons to suspect both. I know it is one of them. Evidence tells me it's ace. Gut tells me it might be Elo.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:01 am
by AceofSpaces
Turnip Head wrote:I already said that FH flipping civ has made me feel a lot better about you SVS. Either way you are not an original baddie. It is either Ace or Elo. I have reasons to suspect both. I know it is one of them. Evidence tells me it's ace. Gut tells me it might be Elo.
What evidence? If anything the evidence proves that I am a civilian.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:04 am
by Turnip Head
Only that you survived the lynch and didn't try to explain why. But I know that doesn't necessarily make you a baddie which is why I've tried to keep an open mind about you.

Guys, I'm not bad. Several people here know that. The civvies need me, i have a lot of power and ive used that power for good. We need to keep the numbers. I'm voting for Elo and hoping for the best. I know it's not me, and it's quite possible that she's bad. Just going with my gut.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:07 am
by AceofSpaces
Turnip Head wrote:Only that you survived the lynch and didn't try to explain why. But I know that doesn't necessarily make you a baddie which is why I've tried to keep an open mind about you.

Guys, I'm not bad. Several people here know that. The civvies need me, i have a lot of power and ive used that power for good. We need to keep the numbers. I'm voting for Elo and hoping for the best. I know it's not me, and it's quite possible that she's bad. Just going with my gut.
Well Turnip Head. I've spent the last couple hours racking my brain for any possible way you could be good. I didn't find it. Sorry.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:08 am
by S~V~S
"Quite Possible"?

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:09 am
by Turnip Head
Do what you need to do then. I am not bad. You have been lied to.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:12 am
by S~V~S
Dude, had you shown ANY fire, any at all, it might have been different. But you have had only wishy washy suspicions.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:33 am
by boo
Day 11 End: Doing the right thing or Opposable thumbs

TH tried to do the right thing. And he has opposable thumbs. But in the end, they didn’t get him laid, they got him lynched. Well… they do both start with an l, so that’s basically the same thing?

What will always get you laid:
Doing the right thing, Opposable thumbs


TH has been lynched. He was an independent. Thanks for playing TH!
It is now Night 11. You have 24 hours to lynch someone.
New cards and powers will be out shortly.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:38 am
by AceofSpaces
Well, that was unexpected.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Night 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:41 am
by S~V~S
Well, we knew he was not a civ.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Night 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:44 am
by AceofSpaces
S~V~S wrote:Well, we knew he was not a civ.
Yeah, but I was hoping he'd be a legit baddie. We *need* to get a full fledged baddie lynch under our belt.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Night 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:55 am
by Turnip Head
Thanks for the game boo, it has been one of my favorites :)

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Night 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:19 am
by Elohcin
AceofSpaces wrote:
S~V~S wrote:Well, we knew he was not a civ.
Yeah, but I was hoping he'd be a legit baddie. We *need* to get a full fledged baddie lynch under our belt.
I agree.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Night 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:37 pm
by kneel4justice
S~V~S wrote:Well, we knew he was not a civ.
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Re: Cards Against Humanity [Night 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:42 pm
by S~V~S
You can't make cracks, you didn't vote~

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Night 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:48 pm
by Epignosis
What will always get you laid?

Poll ended at Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:22 pm

TH
5
AceofSpaces (5), S~V~S (6), birdwithteeth11 (7), Elohcin (8), Epignosis (9)
50%

Epignosis
0
No votes

Elohcin
1
Turnip Head (10)
10%

kneel4justice
0
No votes

Ace
0
No votes

BWT
0
No votes

Probably Not Smegma (Host/deads/nons)
4
boo (1), Dom (2), MovingPictures07 (3), Flyin' High (4)
40%


Total votes : 10

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Night 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:01 pm
by kneel4justice
S~V~S wrote:You can't make cracks, you didn't vote~
When you find the rule that says if someone doesn't vote their opinion is invalid, let me know.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Night 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:04 pm
by S~V~S
It isn't a "rule"; it is a convention. People who don't vote don't get to bitch.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Night 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:08 pm
by Epignosis
kneel4justice wrote:
S~V~S wrote:You can't make cracks, you didn't vote~
When you find the rule that says if someone doesn't vote their opinion is invalid, let me know.
The Official Rules wrote:§ 25B-1. The display of or reference to Nicki Minaj's eye rolling is hereby prohibited.
S~V~S wrote:It isn't a "rule"; it is a convention. People who don't vote don't get to bitch.
The Official Rules wrote:§ 39A-2. The bitching of non-voters shall not be prohibited, nor restricted by avatar, username, status, or signature.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Night 11]

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:14 pm
by kneel4justice
S~V~S wrote:It isn't a "rule"; it is a convention. People who don't vote don't get to bitch.
Oh, because to me it seems like you don't want to be called out on the fact that you were wrong. But ok.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Night 11]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:08 am
by boo
Night 11 End: All Hail the Czars

A sassy black woman tried to kill BWT. But once again someone didn’t feel like dying.

All living players have been the Card Czar, and no player will be the Czar anymore. I will pick winning cards, and the winning card, in addition to granting the player an AP, will start them at -1 vote the following lynch. Players who do not send in white cards will now be starting at +1.

Question:
What's fun until it gets weird?

No one has been killed.
It is now Day 12. You have 24 hours to lynch someone.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:15 am
by Epignosis
Oh you. My precious.

You are sassy. And you are a woman. But you are only black from the waist down, honey. And that distracted me!

I am so filled with awesome that you fooled me.

But I have to vote for you.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:18 am
by Epignosis
Elohcin wrote:I voted for DH (for voting me), for Epi ('cause he is near and dear to my heart and I truly believe he is civ), and for myself. I voted 5 (Epi's favorite number), 6 (the day of mine and Epi's anniversary), and 9 (my kids were born on the 9th, the 19th, and the 29th).

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:28 am
by Epignosis
Doin' it in the Butt cursed you for minor credibility, and on Night 7, your team targeted you and you sent in the mass role block, saving you from death.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:33 am
by kneel4justice
Epignosis wrote:Doin' it in the Butt cursed you for minor credibility, and on Night 7, your team targeted you and you sent in the mass role block, saving you from death.
Seriously? If she went to all that trouble she deserves to win *bows down*.
But seriously, I am going to think about this. I am thinking voting for SVS will be a waste since other players probability wise have a more likely chance of being scum. For most of the game I have viewed Eloh as a civvie, but I admit most of it was comparing her style to WWE and I find that quite easy to replicate. What I did not understand was why she decided to vote for FH because others did, to me it does seem as though her goal this game was follow Epi, do what Epi does. Lol

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:39 am
by AceofSpaces
I'm done thinking. She's bad. Lets lynch her.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:39 am
by Epignosis
Elohcin, I think, had some awesome coaches. DharmaHelper and thellama73. Those two knew I would defend her if she played it cool, and I did. And I've seen llama in here, in this thread, poking around. Why should he?

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:40 am
by Epignosis
AceofSpaces wrote:I'm done thinking. She's bad. Lets lynch her.
You were done thinking a while ago, clown. You had already voted for her.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:59 am
by S~V~S
Interesting turn~

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Night 11]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:04 pm
by S~V~S
kneel4justice wrote:
S~V~S wrote:It isn't a "rule"; it is a convention. People who don't vote don't get to bitch.
Oh, because to me it seems like you don't want to be called out on the fact that you were wrong. But ok.

No, not at all. You can say what you want, it's a free thread. I just wish you had voted.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:05 pm
by S~V~S
Also~ having trusted Epis gut on Elo in the past, i will do so now.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:20 pm
by Elohcin
I am quite shocked. I'm voting SVS.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:36 pm
by S~V~S
With K4J soon to follow?

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:27 pm
by Elohcin
Why do you ask?

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:36 pm
by kneel4justice
S~V~S wrote:With K4J soon to follow?

Lol seriously, what's with you now that you have come back? I can't help but feel you have a different alignment than that you left with. That being said, as much as I do think this, I have reevaluated and put more thinking into how I want to vote and I think voting you would be a waste as I think you're less of a threat. I am going to vote Eloh, I don't understand why she's voting you.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:41 pm
by birdwithteeth11
Voting Eloh. Sorry I've been coasting my way along the last few days. RL is just really busy is all.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Day 12]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:57 pm
by boo
Day 12 End: Game Over

Elohcin refused to die, and switched things to SVS.

As she lay dying, a sassy black woman watched as smegma, gloryholes, and the taint finished off their remaining opponents.

The final question: What’s fun until it gets weird?

Eating an entire snowman, I'm friends with your dad on Facebook, Same-sex ice dancing, Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes, Puppies!

SVS has been lynched. She was A sassy black woman.

The remaining baddies, Epi (Smegma), kneel (Gloryholes), and Ace (The taint) outnumber the remaining civvies, Eloh and BWT, and have won the game.

Congratulations to Epi, kneel, Ace, and rey on winning.

Thanks to everyone for playing.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [GAME OVER]

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:01 am
by boo
Player Role
Epignosis Smegma
Elohcin Civvie
kneel4justice Gloryholes
Ace The taint
BWT Civvie
SVS A sassy black woman
FZ. The Balancer
johns2jj Civvie
Metalmarsh Civvie
llama Firing a rifle into the air
Rey Pixelated Bukkake
MR Civvie
Hedgeowl Civvie
INH Civvie
Bass Civvie
DH Doin' it in the butt
FH Civvie
Sorsha Civvie
TH Two midgets shitting into a bucket - Became an indepedent who could win with anyone when llama died

Re: Cards Against Humanity [GAME OVER]

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:04 am
by Epignosis
Well I'm on the goddamned couch tonight!

Re: Cards Against Humanity [GAME OVER]

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:06 am
by boo
Role/team secrets:

This was true for both baddie teams:

The team is divided into 2 separate BTSC groups, and do not know who is in the other pairing. Lynch votes cast against a teammate you do not have BTSC with do not count. NKs used by a teammate will not go through on another teammate you do not have BTSC with. Deaths of pairings may result in changes to conditions, that will be specified at that time. The ‘subgroup’ mentioned in the team power allows for each pairing to take an awesome point once each, not once among the whole team. First PM to take an awesome point on any given night gets the point, anyone else who tries to take one will have to wait until the following night at the earliest. Please note: The civvies do not know the baddies operate this way, but both baddie teams are working the same way. You should not discuss this in thread as if you know it to be true (if a player ever mentions it as something they think may be happening, you may join that discussion. You can even start it if you want, but you cannot state it as a fact or generally act like you know it to be true).

When llama was killed, Dom got to choose from a few different options, and went with:

You have the powers of the Creator civvie role, or you can choose any of the non-passive civ roles and use them each once, or you can give yourself NK protection and be unlynchable (can't do that one twice in a row).

Each time you choose to make yourself protected and unlynchable, I randomize one person you're no longer able to win the game with (you're told who that is), and other then those people, you can win with anyone.

You can regain being able to win with a player of your choice at the cost of 1 awesome point (those are won from playing answer cards and being selected the winner by the card czar), 1 awesome point =s choosing one person. Dom currently has no one he cannot win with, and also has no awesome points.

At the time TH died, he was able to win with anyone (he had chose protecting himself in a night/lynch once, and was briefly unable to win with Epi, but spent an AP to regain that).


The Balancer: SECRET ROLE: You work to keep balance in the game. You start the game only able to win with non-baddie players. If the game ever moves in the direction of the baddies having a disadvantage, you will be resassigned, only able to win with non-civvie players. This can go back and forth.

While only able to win with non-baddie players (how you start the game), you will pick one player each lynch, and the number of votes they take, the power you get will correspond to the civvie role number, giving you that power the following night. If it is a passive power, you will instead not be able to be NKed that night or lynched the following day. If the player takes 0 votes, or 16+ votes, you will get to choose which power you get (only being able to choose from power 1-4, 8 (once in the game), 10, 14, and 15.

If it ever changes, and you can only win with non-civvie players, you will be able to win with either of the 2 baddie teams. Your power at this point your abilites will be: 1) Baddie NKs will not go through on you. 2) Baddie lynch votes cast against you will be worth 0. 3) If any nightly baddie power is not sent in (this includes NKs), or is roleblocked, you will be able to use that power the following night.

FZ died early on, so this role didn't get to do much. It would have locked in being able to win with one side later on in the game, but that didn't happen obviously.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [GAME OVER]

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:08 am
by boo
Night Actions (some stuff may not be clear to others, ask me and I'll try and clear up confusion about things that happened):

N11:

SVS: NKed BWT, protect used up
Epi: put BWT at +1
kneel: forced eloh to vote SVS

N10:
Sorsha: 1. Protector - protected kneel

Epi (smegma): NKed sorsha, put SVS at +1
kneel: made BWT vote SVS

TH:

made

Wrongfully Accused
Choose up to 3 players. If you can win the game with the player(s), they cannot roleblock or kill you on the night you use this power. If a chosen player targets you and then votes for you the next Day, then their vote is worth -1. You may spend 1 Awesome Point to learn which, if any, of those players targeted you.

targeted SVS, sorsha, and BWT


N9:
Eloh: 6. Switcher (Passive)

SVS (A sassy black woman): NKed Epi


Epignosis puts a vote on Sorsha.
k4j forces S~V~S to vote for Sorsha.

TH: used greedy, one night stand with Epi, protected self. Spent a white card to be able to win with Epi again.




N8:
FH: 2. Roleblocker, RBed Epi
Sorsha: 13. Stacked Deck (Passive)
Eloh: 15. Creator, “The Night Power I am making up is the ability to see all the white cards turned in before the card czar chooses a card. I will be able to switch my white card with any other white card.”

TH: used drive-by

Epi (Smegma): NKed Sorsha, put a vote on FH (RBed)
kneel (gloryhole): made FH vote DH

N7:
No civvie powers went out (only BWT sent card, had passive).

DH (doin’ it in the butt): NKed Eloh (RBed), made Ace buttsore (+5 votes D8)

Epi (smegma): put +1 on DH

Ace (taint): RBed Dharmahelper, Flyin' High, Birdwithteeth, Sorsha, and Turnip Head.

kneel (gloryholes): forced Sorsha to vote for DH

TH: used cheater on SVS (RBed)




N6:
BWT: 5. Resilient (Passive) (had before lynched, still has)
Eloh: 4. Drive-Byer
FH: 14. Thief, stole from epi, he has none, starts at +2
Bass: 16. One Night Stand, chose SVS
sorsha: 8.Greedy protected self, used thief and stole from TH

TH: Made self unNKable N6/unlynchable D7. Cannot win with Epignosis as a result. Also: won contest, got to choose 3 APs or BTSC until one of them dies with a player of his choice. Chose BTSC with

Epi: NKed Bass, put +1 on TH
kneel: forced Ace to vote TH, Ace vote worth 2

N5:
Bass: 15. Creator
FH: 8.Greedy Protected self, RBed INH
MR: 6. Switcher (Passive)

SVS (A sassy black woman): RBed everyone else.
DH (Doin it in the butt): NKed MR
N4:
FH: Got resser from contest. ressed BWT
kneel: Got protector from contest.
SVS: got greedy from contest.

Bass: 13. Stacked Deck (Passive)
Eloh: 10. Cheater
MR: 15. Creator: Made: "F*ck It, We'll Do It Live" - Choose a player. The player you target must incorporate the name of at least 1 of the white cards they have played in every post they make for the next day/night (within sentences, not just posting the card name itself). If they fail to comply, their next vote will be worth 0. Targeted DH
Sorsha: 2. Roleblocker

DH (Doin it in the butt): cursed kneel
rey (Pixxelated bukkake): NKed hedge
Epi (smegma): Put ace at +1
kneel (gloryhole): made rey vote FH




N3:
Eloh: 1. Protector: Protected Epi.
Sorsha: 9. Killer (Passive): Killed llama
FH: 16. One Night Stand: Picked hedgeowl
Bass: 2. Roleblocker: RBed kneel
BWT and Hedge already had passive powers.

MR: Chose kneel as next Card Czar (prize from cringe contest). Chose DHs card as AP winner.

Dom (2 midgets): Put MR at +1.
DH (Doin it in the butt): Cursed sorsha, NKed epi (fails, protected by Eloh)
Epi (Smegma): Put Dom at +1
rey (Pixxelated Bukkake): forced Dom, Elohcin, S~V~S, Bass, MR, Sorsha, INH, and Hedgeowl to vote for kneel4justice. kneel is card czar, fails to go through.

N3 vote:
Top 3:
FH and kneel: 7
SVS: 6
eloh and hedge tied for 4th: 4
Top 3 powers:
1, 7, 8





N2:
INH: 1. Protector
Eloh: 3. Curser: Made llama post in couplets.
Hedge: Already had Switcher.
john: 2. Roleblocker lynched
FH: 4. Drive-Byer
MR: 8.Greedy, is also next Card Czar: Protected FH and took drive-by. Submitted own question.
Bass: 14. Thief
Sorsha: 10. Cheater

Dom (2 midgets): targeted DH for +1
DH (Doin it in the butt): targeted Dom with curse
Epi (Smegma): Targeted metalmarsh for NK, put +1 on DH.
kneel (Gloryholes): forced FH to vote Dom.



3 Word Cringe Game:
Metalmarsh: Bloody vagina fart…
Epi: Bleeding hemorrhoids. Khakis.
rey: licking genital warts
DH: President Justin Bieber
BWT: Moist fondled chunks.
MR: Chris Christie naked
Eloh: Coprophagia during sex!
Ace: Eyeball Squirting Pus
SVS: Biting maggoty corpse, kissing bloated roadkill
sorsha: oozing scrotum pustule
bass: Bums Fucking Sheep
dom: Gangrene mutilated flesh

N1:
BWT power: 5. Resilient (Passive)
Hedge: 6. Switcher (Passive)
INH: 8.Greedy: Protected self, made BWT make a case and vote for someone.
john: 12. They A Damn Fool (Passive)
Bass: 10. Cheater - Checked Epi’s cards. Saw 3 (2,3,4), : Scalping, Assless chaps, Uncontrollably retching at the mere mention of mayonnaise
metalmarsh: 14. Thief, targeted FZ. FZ. starts D2 at +2 votes.
Sorsha: 15. Creator: Created 16. One Night Stand. Targeted SVS.
FH: 1. Protector. Targeted SVS. Also protects Sorsha.
MR: 3. Curser: Insanified FZ
FZ: rey got 0 votes, got to choose a non-passive power. Chose: to check SVS cards (Cheater).

Dom (2 midgets): Started john at +1 vote.
DH (Doin’ it in the butt): Cursed Eloh, targeted FZ for NK.
kneel (gloryholes): Made SVS vote eloh. Sorsha has to as well.
Epi (Smegma): Started FZ at +1 vote.


D1:
FZ. chose rey for D1 vote.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [GAME OVER]

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:10 am
by boo
Won't post the results of every lynch because it's even more screwy than how I keep night actions compiled, let me know if there are any in particular you want to know how the result was reached.

Re: Cards Against Humanity [GAME OVER]

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:15 am
by Epignosis
So DH tried to kill me and Eloh saved my ass. Love you baby. :hugs:

Yep, still gonna be on the couch. :sigh:

Re: Cards Against Humanity [Night 8]

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:16 am
by Epignosis
Also
Epignosis wrote: If FH had been lynched and turned out good, I would have been crushed: Another notch in my belt of shame.
No I wouldn't have. :feb: