The Syndicate

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:54 pm**

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:37 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:35 pm
DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:33 pm Phase 2 in Sherlock Mafia was "There are no more teams it is LMS now"

FWIW
I would like a little more effort from you.
I mean I caught Llama like days before anyone else so.

How's that working out for you?

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:56 pm**

Epignosis wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:54 pm
DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:37 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:35 pm
DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:33 pm Phase 2 in Sherlock Mafia was "There are no more teams it is LMS now"

FWIW
I would like a little more effort from you.
I mean I caught Llama like days before anyone else so.
How's that working out for you?

I mean, I'm still here and about to do the one cool thing that's happened all game so

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:59 pm**

See, I'm a simple guy. As Mike, I want to eliminate mafia and go bang a cheerleader or something, which is the opposite of being a douche even if I am, indeed, a douche.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:09 pm**

My life is dope and I do dope shit. Which includes, in this very specific instance, going buck wild on the end game.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:10 pm**

Nice try Epi, but the jig is up for you, I'm afraid. You've stretched yourself too far this time, and you got caught.

Vote Epignosis.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:18 pm**

Long Con wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:10 pm Nice try Epi, but the jig is up for you, I'm afraid. You've stretched yourself too far this time, and you got caught.

Vote Epignosis.

I got caught?

What's my role Long Con?

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:19 pm**

I guess my role doesn't matter.

Y'all have fun.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:28 pm**

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:39 pm**

Epignosis wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:18 pm
Long Con wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:10 pm Nice try Epi, but the jig is up for you, I'm afraid. You've stretched yourself too far this time, and you got caught.

Vote Epignosis.
I got caught?

What's my role Long Con?

Baddie #3. Duh.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:42 pm**

I'm just glad the civilians rocked the shit out of your "team."

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:43 pm**

I mean lets not get silly 2/3 of the mafia went on vacation all game.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:44 pm**

Epignosis wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:42 pm I'm just glad the civilians rocked the shit out of your "team."

If you still want to pretend that I'm bad, then I don't see why you, the "civ", would act cocky or proud when you wanted to save S~V~S and lynch Sloonei.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:50 pm**

Long Con wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:44 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:42 pm I'm just glad the civilians rocked the shit out of your "team."
If you still want to pretend that I'm bad, then I don't see why you, the "civ", would act cocky or proud when you wanted to save S~V~S and lynch Sloonei.

That's right.

I wanted to save S~V~S the inactive but throw thellama73 the inactive under the bus. All part of the plan.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:51 pm**

HOST: Who inherits the NK if the mafia are eliminated?

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:54 pm**

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:51 pm HOST: Who inherits the NK if the mafia are eliminated?

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:58 pm**

Well since this is an open info game here's my ol' thinky thinks:

- Option One, pull off the biggest play ever by surviving this lynch somehow, getting a mutiny to go off flawless like, and get the win.

- Option Two Get the NK, and I guess coinflip?

Best path to victory is option one, since Option 2 blows and assumes I survive two coin flips.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:30 pm**

Epignosis wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:50 pm
Long Con wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:44 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:42 pm I'm just glad the civilians rocked the shit out of your "team."
If you still want to pretend that I'm bad, then I don't see why you, the "civ", would act cocky or proud when you wanted to save S~V~S and lynch Sloonei.
That's right.

I wanted to save S~V~S the inactive but throw thellama73 the inactive under the bus. All part of the plan.

And you almost got away with it too. Maybe next time, evil Epi!

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:36 pm**

No, I didn't.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:49 pm**

Voting Long Con because we're not really even playing mafia anymore.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:22 pm**

Fuck yeah.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:22 pm**

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:28 pm

lov thos boys

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 11:00 pm**

Voted for LC.

Gonna eat my popcorn and just watch, I guess.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 11:52 pm**

I am confused about the mechanisms of DharmaHelper's proposed win condition. How is this all supposed to work?

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 11:53 pm**

A real round of applause for everyone who participated in today, the greatest day in mafia history. We done did the damn thing.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:16 am**

Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 11:52 pm I am confused about the mechanisms of DharmaHelper's proposed win condition. How is this all supposed to work?

I'll never tell

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:20 am**

I mean you can't win with a mafia member remaining, and he has the power to kill you at any time. Right?

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:46 am**

Sloonei wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:20 am I mean you can't win with a mafia member remaining, and he has the power to kill you at any time. Right?

He certainly could do that, but if he did he would lose.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 1:09 am**

So Long Con is playing a game of "You Can't Win"?

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 1:10 am**

He can win if he sells me his soul.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:11 am**

Um, you guys mean Epignosis, right? Why are you voting me, I'm Civ and Epi is bad. I'm the real Mark, or Mike, or whatever. :nod:

The game turned into one that the baddies can't win as soon as the Role List was revealed in an open claiming game. I mean, maybe if the baddies' fake claims (assuming they have them) were revealed in the list as well, then it could have still been a game. This would have been a lot easier if we could have revealed the Role List on Day 1, really, then we could have all just claimed and lynched them quick and tidy with minimal Civ losses.

If the Role List hadn't been revealed, then Epi wouldn't have been able to jump in and fool you all by claiming my Civ role, and we would have been lynching him. So he absolutely deserves to die today more than I do, in all the ways that count.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:22 am**

So you say Epi is scum, Long Con.

How about this, if you really are Civ: Humor Sloonei and me, the two basically confirmed townies, and switch your vote to Nutella or DH. They are confirmed third party, and I'd rather hit a confirmed third party than an unconfirmed scum at this particular moment.

I'll switch with you, Sloonei will probably do the same, and the game will change to a state of having 1 scum, 1 3P, and 2 civs (assuming mafia kills a civ).

You switching off of Epi would win you some brownie points toward me considering you Civ, as well.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:25 am**

Wait, how are you two confirmed town again? Why don't YOU switch to Epi instead, so we can play this out like it should have been before the Role List ended the concept of regular gameplay?

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:55 am**

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:25 am Wait, how are you two confirmed town again? Why don't YOU switch to Epi instead, so we can play this out like it should have been before the Role List ended the concept of regular gameplay?

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:22 am I'd rather hit a confirmed third party than an unconfirmed scum at this particular moment.

You aren't making me feel good about you here.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:59 am**

I'm actually TR.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:57 am**

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:55 am
Long Con wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:25 am Wait, how are you two confirmed town again? Why don't YOU switch to Epi instead, so we can play this out like it should have been before the Role List ended the concept of regular gameplay?

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:22 am I'd rather hit a confirmed third party than an unconfirmed scum at this particular moment.
You aren't making me feel good about you here.

Well, you're already voting for me. So why should I care how you feel?

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:57 am**

Voting for DH could potentially return Nutella to us, and we'd still easily have the numbers to lynch Long Con tomorrow.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:58 am**

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:59 am I'm actually TR.

I'll be houseofpancakes then, and we can have marital issues.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:59 am**

Poppy...

Poppy...

Poppy...

Poppy...

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 11:09 am**

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:57 am
speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:55 am
Long Con wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:25 am Wait, how are you two confirmed town again? Why don't YOU switch to Epi instead, so we can play this out like it should have been before the Role List ended the concept of regular gameplay?

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:22 am I'd rather hit a confirmed third party than an unconfirmed scum at this particular moment.
You aren't making me feel good about you here.
Well, you're already voting for me. So why should I care how you feel?

Do you even read my posts? I offered you a deal that would work, if you're civ enough to accept it. Apparently you aren't.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 11:11 am**

Wait, is it like a thing that you shouldn't care about the opinions of people that are voting for you? I feel like you should spend some time trying to change their mind. Well, no matter.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 11:12 am**

Bad dog.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 11:14 am**

Sloonei wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:57 am Voting for DH could potentially return Nutella to us, and we'd still easily have the numbers to lynch Long Con tomorrow.

Yeah, do that. Split the votes, be indecisive.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 11:26 am**

Eh, we can lynch DH later. Best we can do is match with three, and with the votes cast as they are, nobody will back out.

I'm pretty darn certain LC is the last scum. Dunno what'll happen with the nightkill after he dies, but whatever.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:59 pm**

What makes you so sure I am the last scum?

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:04 pm**

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:11 am Um, you guys mean Epignosis, right? Why are you voting me, I'm Civ and Epi is bad. I'm the real Mark, or Mike, or whatever. :nod:

The game turned into one that the baddies can't win as soon as the Role List was revealed in an open claiming game. I mean, maybe if the baddies' fake claims (assuming they have them) were revealed in the list as well, then it could have still been a game. This would have been a lot easier if we could have revealed the Role List on Day 1, really, then we could have all just claimed and lynched them quick and tidy with minimal Civ losses.

If the Role List hadn't been revealed, then Epi wouldn't have been able to jump in and fool you all by claiming my Civ role, and we would have been lynching him. So he absolutely deserves to die today more than I do, in all the ways that count.

Ahahaha, sorry, nice try, but the entire reason we believe Epi is because he claimed Mike (to a few of us in PM) long before the role list was revealed.

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:58 am
DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:59 am I'm actually TR.
I'll be houseofpancakes then, and we can have marital issues.

lol

Sloonei wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:57 am Voting for DH could potentially return Nutella to us, and we'd still easily have the numbers to lynch Long Con tomorrow.

What do you mean by this? I can't "return" to you, and I don't think DH could either. My team needs to outnumber the civs to win.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:06 pm**

LC, the best thing for you to do is quit the act, join the rest of us in being totally open, and just go along with DH's plan as it offers you the best chance at a win.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:08 pm**

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:59 pm What makes you so sure I am the last scum?

Epi claimed in PMs in advance.
You refuse to work against the 3P players, which would guarantee a scum loss.
Your whole playstyle right now is saying "I'm not scum" while accepting all of the offers directed at scum and declining all of the offers made at town.

If you are town, vote for nutella or DH. Do it.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:10 pm**

You dolts I am Paul.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:10 pm**

Or am I the dog.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:12 pm**

Crap, guys. DH could be sparky.

You know what? Next time I play a game based on a movie, I'm going to look at the cast list and RP the crap out of a character that I'm not playing. Just to screw with people.

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