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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [NIGHT 3]
I can't confirm any of my Cecil theory until Wilgy shows up, which is unfortunate. If you have specific questions I can try to answer them and I will check with the mod to see the specifics of what I can / can't say.
Main points:
Wilgy is Cecil because secrets
Eloh is Cecil because she flipped that way
One of them (probably Eloh) is actually Kevin
Main points:
Wilgy is Cecil because secrets
Eloh is Cecil because she flipped that way
One of them (probably Eloh) is actually Kevin
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [NIGHT 3]
So..... any reason that you ruled me out as SMaf or?TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:48 pm I can't confirm any of my Cecil theory until Wilgy shows up, which is unfortunate. If you have specific questions I can try to answer them and I will check with the mod to see the specifics of what I can / can't say.
Main points:
Wilgy is Cecil because secrets
Eloh is Cecil because she flipped that way
One of them (probably Eloh) is actually Kevin
Spoiler: show
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The tape only specifies the fourth, so I would say so.
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Assuming he was telling the truth.TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:42 pmGood theory, but 1: from what we saw of JOH in the second day that isn't how the forced vote works and 2: secrets.Quin wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:36 pm My summary on this is basically:
- Look for Tamika in Eloh's suspects, as she was possibly role blocked
- In a situation where Eloh died as the result of a tie, it means that Marcus is one of sprityo and INH, and the Glow Cloud forced someone's vote away from TSP onto Eloh. This could mean that TSP is a teammate of the Glow Cloud.
That said, that is how forced votes usually work--with the player having to physically vote a certain way.
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It is. In hindsight, you'd probably call a vote change in the way I described it something different.LoRab wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:52 pmAssuming he was telling the truth.TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:42 pmGood theory, but 1: from what we saw of JOH in the second day that isn't how the forced vote works and 2: secrets.Quin wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:36 pm My summary on this is basically:
- Look for Tamika in Eloh's suspects, as she was possibly role blocked
- In a situation where Eloh died as the result of a tie, it means that Marcus is one of sprityo and INH, and the Glow Cloud forced someone's vote away from TSP onto Eloh. This could mean that TSP is a teammate of the Glow Cloud.
That said, that is how forced votes usually work--with the player having to physically vote a certain way.
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Coincidentally, how do people feel about sprityo and INH?
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [NIGHT 2]
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You are very persistent. JOH was giving three theories to explain LC's lynch. One of them was Dom is bad. One of them is SMaf thought INH was bad. One of them is SMaf wasn't trying to save LC. JOH had crossed off the legitimaely thinking INH was bad one because assuming Rico was good and because I didn't push on INH before that it wasn't plausible (for some reason-- honestly, this one still makes the most sense to me).Dom wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:51 pmSo..... any reason that you ruled me out as SMaf or?TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:48 pm I can't confirm any of my Cecil theory until Wilgy shows up, which is unfortunate. If you have specific questions I can try to answer them and I will check with the mod to see the specifics of what I can / can't say.
Main points:
Wilgy is Cecil because secrets
Eloh is Cecil because she flipped that way
One of them (probably Eloh) is actually Kevin
So from JOH's point of view there were two theories left. I pointed out that if you were bad with me we could have lynched INH. Since we didn't, we wouldn't be teammates on SMaf. Either of us could be on SMaf seperately. But as far as Jacks theories go, if you aren't bad that leaves him with SMaf wasn't trying to save LC. So no matter what role I was, I would have no reason to try to save LC. So that wasn't what I was doing.
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Why do you think that Eloh is more likely to be Kevin than Wilgy?TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:48 pm I can't confirm any of my Cecil theory until Wilgy shows up, which is unfortunate. If you have specific questions I can try to answer them and I will check with the mod to see the specifics of what I can / can't say.
Main points:
Wilgy is Cecil because secrets
Eloh is Cecil because she flipped that way
One of them (probably Eloh) is actually Kevin
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1) Both of us could be sMaf but didn't save LCTonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:59 pmYou are very persistent. JOH was giving three theories to explain LC's lynch. One of them was Dom is bad. One of them is SMaf thought INH was bad. One of them is SMaf wasn't trying to save LC. JOH had crossed off the legitimaely thinking INH was bad one because assuming Rico was good and because I didn't push on INH before that it wasn't plausible (for some reason-- honestly, this one still makes the most sense to me).Dom wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:51 pmSo..... any reason that you ruled me out as SMaf or?TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:48 pm I can't confirm any of my Cecil theory until Wilgy shows up, which is unfortunate. If you have specific questions I can try to answer them and I will check with the mod to see the specifics of what I can / can't say.
Main points:
Wilgy is Cecil because secrets
Eloh is Cecil because she flipped that way
One of them (probably Eloh) is actually Kevin
So from JOH's point of view there were two theories left. I pointed out that if you were bad with me we could have lynched INH. Since we didn't, we wouldn't be teammates on SMaf. Either of us could be on SMaf seperately. But as far as Jacks theories go, if you aren't bad that leaves him with SMaf wasn't trying to save LC. So no matter what role I was, I would have no reason to try to save LC. So that wasn't what I was doing.
2) Your wording was "Dom isn't SMaf--at least not with me"
Something tells me that last addition tells us everything we need to know.
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I think no one is responding to you because no one knows what you are getting at.Dom wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:04 pm1) Both of us could be sMaf but didn't save LCTonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:59 pmYou are very persistent. JOH was giving three theories to explain LC's lynch. One of them was Dom is bad. One of them is SMaf thought INH was bad. One of them is SMaf wasn't trying to save LC. JOH had crossed off the legitimaely thinking INH was bad one because assuming Rico was good and because I didn't push on INH before that it wasn't plausible (for some reason-- honestly, this one still makes the most sense to me).Dom wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:51 pmSo..... any reason that you ruled me out as SMaf or?TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:48 pm I can't confirm any of my Cecil theory until Wilgy shows up, which is unfortunate. If you have specific questions I can try to answer them and I will check with the mod to see the specifics of what I can / can't say.
Main points:
Wilgy is Cecil because secrets
Eloh is Cecil because she flipped that way
One of them (probably Eloh) is actually Kevin
So from JOH's point of view there were two theories left. I pointed out that if you were bad with me we could have lynched INH. Since we didn't, we wouldn't be teammates on SMaf. Either of us could be on SMaf seperately. But as far as Jacks theories go, if you aren't bad that leaves him with SMaf wasn't trying to save LC. So no matter what role I was, I would have no reason to try to save LC. So that wasn't what I was doing.
2) Your wording was "Dom isn't SMaf--at least not with me"
Something tells me that last addition tells us everything we need to know.
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1. I scumread Eloh.Quin wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:02 pmWhy do you think that Eloh is more likely to be Kevin than Wilgy?TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:48 pm I can't confirm any of my Cecil theory until Wilgy shows up, which is unfortunate. If you have specific questions I can try to answer them and I will check with the mod to see the specifics of what I can / can't say.
Main points:
Wilgy is Cecil because secrets
Eloh is Cecil because she flipped that way
One of them (probably Eloh) is actually Kevin
2. Eloh flipping Cecil is relatively simple secret power text. The alternative would be secret power text that dramatically changes how half a dozen roles work and undermines the fabric of this game.
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Dom isn't SMaf--at least not with me.
So Dom could be SMaf without me.
So Dom could be SMaf without me.
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I'm interested in the specifics of this.TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:15 pm1. I scumread Eloh.Quin wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:02 pmWhy do you think that Eloh is more likely to be Kevin than Wilgy?TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:48 pm I can't confirm any of my Cecil theory until Wilgy shows up, which is unfortunate. If you have specific questions I can try to answer them and I will check with the mod to see the specifics of what I can / can't say.
Main points:
Wilgy is Cecil because secrets
Eloh is Cecil because she flipped that way
One of them (probably Eloh) is actually Kevin
2. Eloh flipping Cecil is relatively simple secret power text. The alternative would be secret power text that dramatically changes how half a dozen roles work and undermines the fabric of this game.
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As we are in dawn, and I fear death, I offer the following:
I'm eying TSP, INH, and--to a lesser extent--Epi the most coming into this lynch. Epi less so, although I was suspecting him more before the last lynch, so he's still on the lynch, even though he made me feel better. TSP and INH I'm feeling not at all good about.
I'm eying TSP, INH, and--to a lesser extent--Epi the most coming into this lynch. Epi less so, although I was suspecting him more before the last lynch, so he's still on the lynch, even though he made me feel better. TSP and INH I'm feeling not at all good about.
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LoRab, talk me through the pros and cons of Tony in your mind, if you have time.
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale [POLLS]
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Voters: Epignosis, Jackofhearts2005, sprityo, Boomslang
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Coptic Spanish
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Main pro: He sounds honest. And I want to believe him, because I'm empathetic like that.
Main cons: Could be Marcus. Won't share information about multiple claims. Things that he is saying just don't add up. Reads Elo well enough to believe she must be bad, but didn't know her gender. There were a few other pings throughout his posts, but can't remember.
Main cons: Could be Marcus. Won't share information about multiple claims. Things that he is saying just don't add up. Reads Elo well enough to believe she must be bad, but didn't know her gender. There were a few other pings throughout his posts, but can't remember.
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U wot m8? Do tell me this theory, as I would like to be reinvolved with this game.TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:48 pm I can't confirm any of my Cecil theory until Wilgy shows up, which is unfortunate. If you have specific questions I can try to answer them and I will check with the mod to see the specifics of what I can / can't say.
Main points:
Wilgy is Cecil because secrets
Eloh is Cecil because she flipped that way
One of them (probably Eloh) is actually Kevin
I keep trying to catch up, but then keep being distracted. I've been building a new bedroom attached to my folk's house all weekend and I have several hundred posts to read through. I really stopped paying attention while my posts were short and sweet. Sorry fam.
I think TSP, JoH, and Golden are all good lynch candidates?
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I think you should catch up.
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TSP seems to think that you are Cecil, and that he had special reason to know that, which you would likely know about. I don't want you to role claim, but I'll ask a more general question: Do you have reason to doubt the way Elo flipped?DrWilgy wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:58 pmU wot m8? Do tell me this theory, as I would like to be reinvolved with this game.TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:48 pm I can't confirm any of my Cecil theory until Wilgy shows up, which is unfortunate. If you have specific questions I can try to answer them and I will check with the mod to see the specifics of what I can / can't say.
Main points:
Wilgy is Cecil because secrets
Eloh is Cecil because she flipped that way
One of them (probably Eloh) is actually Kevin
I keep trying to catch up, but then keep being distracted. I've been building a new bedroom attached to my folk's house all weekend and I have several hundred posts to read through. I really stopped paying attention while my posts were short and sweet. Sorry fam.
I think TSP, JoH, and Golden are all good lynch candidates?
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DrWilgy wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:58 pmU wot m8? Do tell me this theory, as I would like to be reinvolved with this game.TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:48 pm I can't confirm any of my Cecil theory until Wilgy shows up, which is unfortunate. If you have specific questions I can try to answer them and I will check with the mod to see the specifics of what I can / can't say.
Main points:
Wilgy is Cecil because secrets
Eloh is Cecil because she flipped that way
One of them (probably Eloh) is actually Kevin
I keep trying to catch up, but then keep being distracted. I've been building a new bedroom attached to my folk's house all weekend and I have several hundred posts to read through. I really stopped paying attention while my posts were short and sweet. Sorry fam.
I think TSP, JoH, and Golden are all good lynch candidates?
Is there a reason why your posts were short that day?
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@Golden - No, fight me.
@LoRabbit - I was going to wait for EoN before I speculate anything like this. As far as I know yesterday was a role shenanigan-d clusterfuck.
@TSP - Yeah, but you won't hear it from me. I also questioned the proof behind the claims that both Rico and Dom were cursed, but you won't hear it from me.
@LoRabbit - I was going to wait for EoN before I speculate anything like this. As far as I know yesterday was a role shenanigan-d clusterfuck.
@TSP - Yeah, but you won't hear it from me. I also questioned the proof behind the claims that both Rico and Dom were cursed, but you won't hear it from me.
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [DAY 4]
There is a car. It is winding down the highway at a speed. What speed? A speed over the speed limit. It winds down the road, hugging curves and occasionally traveling over the lines. It is alone.
The car is a station wagon. It is black. It is older. It has not been waxed in some time. It does not gleam. The black station wagon winds down the road, barely missing the small creatures that run into its path. It does not stop.
The black station wagon speeds up. It hugs a curve, but swerves onto the other side of the road. It hits a sign. The sign advertises something. That something is unreadable now.
Two figures crawl out of the smoking what used to be a station wagon. They are a woman, and a man. The man drags himself to the sign, mumbling, but is attacked by the children hiding behind it. They beat him with books. The woman speaks. She cries out to you in a foreign tongue, but you do not understand. You try, but the words just don't make sense. You should have paid more attention in Double Spanish class, but you were too busy making paper airplanes and whispering lies to the government into your desk.
You try to help the woman, but she vanishes before you can reach her. Too bad. Guess you'll have to find another ride to work.

This has been traffic.
Intern Lorab has been killed by StrexCorp. Intern timmer has been killed by an army of child soldiers.
It it now Day 4. You have 24 hours to find the culprit.
The car is a station wagon. It is black. It is older. It has not been waxed in some time. It does not gleam. The black station wagon winds down the road, barely missing the small creatures that run into its path. It does not stop.
The black station wagon speeds up. It hugs a curve, but swerves onto the other side of the road. It hits a sign. The sign advertises something. That something is unreadable now.
Two figures crawl out of the smoking what used to be a station wagon. They are a woman, and a man. The man drags himself to the sign, mumbling, but is attacked by the children hiding behind it. They beat him with books. The woman speaks. She cries out to you in a foreign tongue, but you do not understand. You try, but the words just don't make sense. You should have paid more attention in Double Spanish class, but you were too busy making paper airplanes and whispering lies to the government into your desk.
You try to help the woman, but she vanishes before you can reach her. Too bad. Guess you'll have to find another ride to work.

This has been traffic.
Intern Lorab has been killed by StrexCorp. Intern timmer has been killed by an army of child soldiers.
It it now Day 4. You have 24 hours to find the culprit.
















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Well shit. I was hoping LoRabbit would have lasted longer than me.
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [DAY 4]
Listeners, another tape from the break room:
Listeners? Can you hear me listeners? I am once again broadcasting from my mobile broadcasting station, and yes, I is referring to me, the real Cecil Gershwin Palmer. I come back to you with good news that I have avoided all street cleaners and am alive and well.
As there is only one me, and doppelgangers have been made illegal by the world government I do not fully understand how there could have been another "ME." I said that while making air quotes with my hands if the imagery helps you.
For some reason during yesterday's events, another Cecil has appeared. I have reason to suspect that Intern Elochin, was actually mayoral candidate and literal five headed dragon, Hiram McDaniels, simply disguised as me. This makes sense, as when Hiram was first arrested by the sheriff's secret police he was attempting to appear as his friend Frank Chen.
I have not yet identified the person broadcasting from station management.
I do need to take a moment to go to news not related to the Intern Relay. It's time for this weeks horoscopes.
Virgo: You should be proud of yourself today! But not too proud. Just proud of yourself and your life. You've managed to live until at least today. That's alot, when you think about all those who didn't.
Libra: Go get some Chinese food. Your real horoscope will be found within your fortune cookie.
Scorpio: You really should reach out to that someone you've been thinking about. They have been thinking about you. they have been watching you. You cannot avoid them any longer.
Sagittarius: Take a bath, a nap, and let yourself drift away. You need to relax and you owe that to yourself. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise... Anyone.
Capricorn: Have you ever google'd your own name? You should. Those photos need to be taken down as soon as possible.
Aquarius: Go outside tonight. Look towards the stars. Even if they are out of sight, they are your friends and shall keep you safe. Think about how the universe, so large and vast, is keeping you, so small and insignificant, safe.
Pisces: YOU’VE WON ANOTHER NEW CAR! LUCKY YOU PISCES!
Aries: The next person to approach you really needs to be yelled at. It doesn't matter what you shout, but yell at them, and yell at them good.
Taurus: You do not need to do anything today. Everything will be alright.
Gemini: Look to the person to your left. They are conspiring against you. It will not have a significant impact on your life, but they are conspiring.
Cancer: Use only emojis to communicate. People love it, and it's not annoying. You will not be killed for communicating this way.
Leo: You are from the future and already know what your horoscope for this week was. Don't make me waste my time.
And that concludes this week's horoscopes... and I think my broadcast for now listeners. I think I see Old Woman Josie in the distance, and I should see how she's doing. I haven't heard from John Peter's (You know the farmer?) since two nights ago and fear for his well being. Until next time Night Vale.
That...was a lot of meowing. Huh.
Listeners? Can you hear me listeners? I am once again broadcasting from my mobile broadcasting station, and yes, I is referring to me, the real Cecil Gershwin Palmer. I come back to you with good news that I have avoided all street cleaners and am alive and well.
As there is only one me, and doppelgangers have been made illegal by the world government I do not fully understand how there could have been another "ME." I said that while making air quotes with my hands if the imagery helps you.
For some reason during yesterday's events, another Cecil has appeared. I have reason to suspect that Intern Elochin, was actually mayoral candidate and literal five headed dragon, Hiram McDaniels, simply disguised as me. This makes sense, as when Hiram was first arrested by the sheriff's secret police he was attempting to appear as his friend Frank Chen.
I have not yet identified the person broadcasting from station management.
I do need to take a moment to go to news not related to the Intern Relay. It's time for this weeks horoscopes.
Virgo: You should be proud of yourself today! But not too proud. Just proud of yourself and your life. You've managed to live until at least today. That's alot, when you think about all those who didn't.
Libra: Go get some Chinese food. Your real horoscope will be found within your fortune cookie.
Scorpio: You really should reach out to that someone you've been thinking about. They have been thinking about you. they have been watching you. You cannot avoid them any longer.
Sagittarius: Take a bath, a nap, and let yourself drift away. You need to relax and you owe that to yourself. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise... Anyone.
Capricorn: Have you ever google'd your own name? You should. Those photos need to be taken down as soon as possible.
Aquarius: Go outside tonight. Look towards the stars. Even if they are out of sight, they are your friends and shall keep you safe. Think about how the universe, so large and vast, is keeping you, so small and insignificant, safe.
Pisces: YOU’VE WON ANOTHER NEW CAR! LUCKY YOU PISCES!
Aries: The next person to approach you really needs to be yelled at. It doesn't matter what you shout, but yell at them, and yell at them good.
Taurus: You do not need to do anything today. Everything will be alright.
Gemini: Look to the person to your left. They are conspiring against you. It will not have a significant impact on your life, but they are conspiring.
Cancer: Use only emojis to communicate. People love it, and it's not annoying. You will not be killed for communicating this way.
Leo: You are from the future and already know what your horoscope for this week was. Don't make me waste my time.
And that concludes this week's horoscopes... and I think my broadcast for now listeners. I think I see Old Woman Josie in the distance, and I should see how she's doing. I haven't heard from John Peter's (You know the farmer?) since two nights ago and fear for his well being. Until next time Night Vale.
That...was a lot of meowing. Huh.
















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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [DAY 4]
Out of respect for LoRabbit... My friend who is now dead. I shall take my own life.
*The Doctor pulls out a tanto and goes down to his knees. He drives the knife into his belly and draws it across his abdomen. He coughs up blood and begins to cry from the pain. He removes the knife and presses it to the middle of his chest, presses it in, and draws it down to complete his seppuku. Wilgy falls over in his own blood. He cries thinking about LoRabbit and the pain of being disemboweled... and dies.*
*The Doctor pulls out a tanto and goes down to his knees. He drives the knife into his belly and draws it across his abdomen. He coughs up blood and begins to cry from the pain. He removes the knife and presses it to the middle of his chest, presses it in, and draws it down to complete his seppuku. Wilgy falls over in his own blood. He cries thinking about LoRabbit and the pain of being disemboweled... and dies.*
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Okay. I think we're on the same page.DrWilgy wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:03 pm @Golden - No, fight me.
@LoRabbit - I was going to wait for EoN before I speculate anything like this. As far as I know yesterday was a role shenanigan-d clusterfuck.
@TSP - Yeah, but you won't hear it from me. I also questioned the proof behind the claims that both Rico and Dom were cursed, but you won't hear it from me.
Also, RIP Lorab

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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [DAY 4]
Well, I guess Timmer dying is convenient. No replacement needed.
Sad to see you both go though
linki: wtf
Sad to see you both go though
linki: wtf
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [DAY 4]
fuck yeah a new car
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [NIGHT 3]
It implies you are.TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:19 pm Dom isn't SMaf--at least not with me.
So Dom could be SMaf without me.
do you think he's really behind?
I am saddened by LoRab's death.
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [DAY 4]
RIP me. 
To whoever killed me: Really? You suck.

To whoever killed me: Really? You suck.
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It implies you are.Dom wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:18 pmIt implies you are.TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:19 pm Dom isn't SMaf--at least not with me.
So Dom could be SMaf without me.
for it to imply that I am Maf it would say
I am not SMaf -- at least not with Dom
and that 1. Would be a stupid thing to say and 2. Is not what I said
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [DAY 4]
Also I have no clue wtf is going on with this cecil stuff.
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [DAY 4]
Implications
Cecil is alive, Elo is Kevin
Dom was not teamed with Elo, so is not StrexCorp
Tony had good reason to suspect that Elo was not Cecil. Needs analysis on what those reasons could be.
With timmer dead and Quin not off the poll, the pool of people I actually suspect and can vote for has dwindled significantly.
Cecil is alive, Elo is Kevin
Dom was not teamed with Elo, so is not StrexCorp
Tony had good reason to suspect that Elo was not Cecil. Needs analysis on what those reasons could be.
With timmer dead and Quin not off the poll, the pool of people I actually suspect and can vote for has dwindled significantly.
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"Cecil is alive, Elo is Kevin"
This is the part where I'm like...
Ok cool but where the hell did that come from?
This is the part where I'm like...
Ok cool but where the hell did that come from?
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [DAY 4]
I guess I get the arguments that there's no way Eloh had time to write the Cecil posts.
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [DAY 4]
this, i can agree with
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [DAY 4]
Tony had the theory. Wilgy seems to have confirmed it. Then we got a message from Cecil overnight, suggesting Cecil is still alive.
It could be a massive team trick and Tony and Wilgy could be allies who know they get the power of Cecil after Cecil died, this is possible.
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [DAY 4]
And by 'theory' I'm guessing 'info', although I know Tony can't say it if true so it's a working assumption.
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What i find interesting of the night results is Tamika killing timmer
what do we think of this considering the only person really gunning for timmer was Dom yesterday
I do not believe Dom to be Tamika
what do we think of this considering the only person really gunning for timmer was Dom yesterday
I do not believe Dom to be Tamika
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Re: Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [DAY 4]
timmer seems like a reasonable kill choice for any townie.