Re: Hot Fuzz Mafia [Day 1]
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:14 pm
Murder, Mayhem, and Mafia
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This can be lock town idfgafJackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:06 pmYOU SAY YOU LOVE MAFIA SO MUCH? I’M THE ONE THAT LOVES MAFIA! I’M THE ONE THAT SUBS INTO MAFIA GAMES DAY IN AND DAY OUT AND I’VE STILL NEVER BEEN YEETED!Neon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:01 pmI just think that...Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:59 pmWHY DON’T YOU QUIT, DANIEL?Neon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:57 pmAwesomeeeee!!Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:56 pm I don’t like my character in spite of Hot Fuzz being a top 5 movie for me so I’m just gonna roleplay as Miz.
I'll be Daniel Bryan. I think you wrestle like a coward.
Come yell at me.
Call me a coward.![]()
This is day one of the never ending Hit Fuzz townie victory and I swear to you I will make it the best and most prestigious mafia game ever.
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Not much. Just sitting back and observing in case the mafia decides to put themselves.
I do have to disagree on the whole self proclaiming the self as town in their first post when plenty of wolfs have abused that strat to get townie points during rvs. So from my pov that's a NAI statement and I don't understand how you can think that's towny. Also the fact Seanzie never really vocalized said wolf read is eyebrow raising because like if it's so obvious why not talk about it. He has popped in the thread enough to not say it.anne wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:12 pmNone of these questions are productive because they make assumptions. You're assuming that Seanzie and Cape90 haven't towntold, which I disagree with. Seanzie had a pretty loud opening, immediately declaring himself as town and asserting that he knew who the wolves were. This isn't super townie, but it is lightly townie to be so brazen. Cape90 came out right away with a clear townread on falcon and was somewhat skeptical of people already calling him townie, to me those things are lightly townie because it shows a small level of self-absorption and it's stating a read clearly so early on in the game without any "frills".Sabiplz wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 11:59 am @anne why did you tr cape and seanzie for not giving AI content?
@Cape90 same question but in regards to Falcon?
@obscurity why do you think what I said wasn't fake able?
@Scotty you have a lot of thoughts on people's openings. Rank em
@Neon why did Anne vote you?
@DrWilgy why did you choose cape to kingmaker and why are we kingmaking a closed set up
I mean they're definitely not locktown level or anywhere near, but those were the openings that seemed the best to me. Similarly, why would Neon know why I scumread them when I didn't really provide an explanation beyond quoting the post I thought was scummy?
You talk about what you assume mafia would play like, can you expand on that. I am not familiar with you and want to see how you view a mafia player would play.obscurity wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:06 pmI said it was the closest to not being fakable and explained why. Logically, your entrance could've certainly been faked, but I ascribe an amount of credit to the mindset in itself not being something I'd expect mafia to have. You seem focused on playing in a certain way, and I don't believe that playstyle is at the forefront of mafia's mind in an opening.Sabiplz wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 11:59 am @anne why did you tr cape and seanzie for not giving AI content?
@Cape90 same question but in regards to Falcon?
@obscurity why do you think what I said wasn't fake able?
@Scotty you have a lot of thoughts on people's openings. Rank em
@Neon why did Anne vote you?
@DrWilgy why did you choose cape to kingmaker and why are we kingmaking a closed set up
I can't tell if you did this as a bit or if you generally believe this because didn't you criticize obscurity over this?
Top 5?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:56 pm I don’t like my character in spite of Hot Fuzz being a top 5 movie for me so I’m just gonna roleplay as Miz.
Holy Grail is the only movie I find arguably funnier.falcon45ca wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:31 pmTop 5?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:56 pm I don’t like my character in spite of Hot Fuzz being a top 5 movie for me so I’m just gonna roleplay as Miz.
It's funny AF, but it should be nowhere near anybody's Top 5
I am awarding Town points for this absurd take, cuz' would Maf be so brash?
Nopers
It’s so good.
And Life of Brian is funnier than Holy Grail.Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:43 pmHoly Grail is the only movie I find arguably funnier.falcon45ca wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:31 pmTop 5?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:56 pm I don’t like my character in spite of Hot Fuzz being a top 5 movie for me so I’m just gonna roleplay as Miz.
It's funny AF, but it should be nowhere near anybody's Top 5
I am awarding Town points for this absurd take, cuz' would Maf be so brash?
NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:12 pm SUP COPS IM THE JESTER AND IM HERE TO TROLL THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GAME [VOTE: NANOOK] aubergine
Life of Brian and Meaning of Life are both good but not nearly as good as Holy Grail fmpov.falcon45ca wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:49 pmAnd Life of Brian is funnier than Holy Grail.Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:43 pmHoly Grail is the only movie I find arguably funnier.falcon45ca wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:31 pmTop 5?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:56 pm I don’t like my character in spite of Hot Fuzz being a top 5 movie for me so I’m just gonna roleplay as Miz.
It's funny AF, but it should be nowhere near anybody's Top 5
I am awarding Town points for this absurd take, cuz' would Maf be so brash?
You better not have Jabbereocky above Meaning of Life, or Imma flip the bitch
Could be the living statue.Scotty wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:46 amNANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:12 pm SUP COPS IM THE JESTER AND IM HERE TO TROLL THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GAME [VOTE: NANOOK] aubergineThere is no jester character in this movie.Sloonei wrote: ~All members of the mafia team have been given fake character claims.
Cuff ‘em, boys
So asking for cop stories was right.Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:48 pmIt’s so good.
Like the concept is that an overachieving London cop gets forcibly promoted and assigned to nowheresville, rural England, because all the other London cops think he’s making them look bad but it turns out there’s a slasher in this town and it kinda explodes into the weirdest murder mystery/buddy cop/action flick while also parodying all of those things.
One time in winter, I went to the gym with my then gf (now wife) but then we didn’t feel like actually being at the gym so we went home without working out. We get out of the car and walk up to our apartment and a cop uses the excuse “they were sweating” (assuming we were sweating because we were dressed like we were coming back from the gym) and tried to search our car on suspicion of idk drugs? And he wouldn’t believe that I lived there because my license still had my parents’ address.
MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 3:24 amright so there was this copper and he was drunk right and this lad walks by and is like ay lad u drunk? and the copper is like kajfjbakKrlfl so the lad is all fookin hell this copper strapped to buggery is fookin pissed as a nan in a nursing home right ... like this coont is fookin packing and just belly down on the pavement like so this lad he fookin takes the coppers piece like and just fookin hides it in the shrub and then he whips out his tallywhacker and unloads a twelve gallon Christmas tinkle all over the coont fucken had ta be there didnya
Eeeeeeh I thought it was fine. Besides, I think we’re contractually obligated to not yeet new players D1.
Would Neon really do such a thing?anne wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:18 pm Anyways, Neon is scummy because they replied to Scotty's take that Alison's entrance was bad with "Yeah, it's pretty bad but not the worst!" and then not continuing that line of thought.
It's giving "I'm a wolf and need to actually post about the game, let me hedge on Alison by saying her entrance is bad but other people are worse so when Alison gets back in the thread she doesn't insta-punt me" lol
Several years ago, my friends and I were on a road trip from the U.S. east coast to the southwest. While driving through the miserable state of Iowa, at 8 AM on a weekday on a major interstate highway, my friend became very bored in the backseat. The reason being, of course, that we were in Iowa. So he decided to stick his GoPro out the window and film the drive to give himself a fleeting moment of entertainment.
Omggggg I love itJackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:02 pmOne time in winter, I went to the gym with my then gf (now wife) but then we didn’t feel like actually being at the gym so we went home without working out. We get out of the car and walk up to our apartment and a cop uses the excuse “they were sweating” (assuming we were sweating because we were dressed like we were coming back from the gym) and tried to search our car on suspicion of idk drugs? And he wouldn’t believe that I lived there because my license still had my parents’ address.
So anyway we decline to let him search the vehicle and his backup arrives. Turns out, the backup was a cop who had knocked on our door like two days earlier to ask if I could turn my car around. So he was like “Uh yeah, this dude does live here. I met him like two days ago right here.”
And it still took like an hour for the other cops to convince the first cop that we did in fact live there, that we weren’t sweaty and that being sweaty after going to the gym and then driving to one’s own home isn’t like…reasonable suspicion to think somebody is dealing drugs.
Idk if that’s a very good story but it’s the only one I know because I’m not a narc.
I would not Jack Mizzington Mafia Champ. I would not.Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:26 pmWould Neon really do such a thing?anne wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:18 pm Anyways, Neon is scummy because they replied to Scotty's take that Alison's entrance was bad with "Yeah, it's pretty bad but not the worst!" and then not continuing that line of thought.
It's giving "I'm a wolf and need to actually post about the game, let me hedge on Alison by saying her entrance is bad but other people are worse so when Alison gets back in the thread she doesn't insta-punt me" lol
Spoiler: show
Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:29 pmSeveral years ago, my friends and I were on a road trip from the U.S. east coast to the southwest. While driving through the miserable state of Iowa, at 8 AM on a weekday on a major interstate highway, my friend became very bored in the backseat. The reason being, of course, that we were in Iowa. So he decided to stick his GoPro out the window and film the drive to give himself a fleeting moment of entertainment.
Several minutes later, a police SUV came up behind us with its siren on. We pulled over to move out of its way and let it pass us. But it did not pass us. Instead, it pulled over behind us. Two police officers equipped with rifles and body armor stepped out. They approached our easily identifiable out-of-state car, guns drawn, and looked in at us. My friend still had his GoPro in his hand. They saw it, and immediately acknowledged that it was just a camera. You see, evidently, one concerned Iowa citizen had seen somebody riding in the backseat of a car with Massachusetts license plates, firing a hand gun out the window as they drove down the interstate in broad daylight. As is traditional pastime in all New England states.
The officers seemed flustered and a bit embarrassed. One of them said that if we were back home, the cops would have had us on the ground. But I never thought that was true. Nobody in Massachusetts would ever see a GoPro being held outside a car window on the highway and make the immediate assumption that it was a handgun.
While the officers acknowledged the mistake, they were still required to search our car while we waited outside. But we were on the first leg of a 3-week cross country road trip, so the car was packed full of camping and hiking gear. They opened the trunk, took a brief look at its contents, and decided it was not worth their time. They apologized and let us go, and the trip ended up being amazing.
I still hold a grudge against Iowa to this day. It's a dreadful place, to be avoided at all costs.
Why'd ya put it in the freezer NookNANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 3:04 pm I was living in a house where my roommate's laptop disappeared. He ended up calling the police to report it stolen because there had been a party in our house the night before. The police came, and they made it pretty clear they thought I stole it. Two hours later, I opened the freezer and it was in there.
Lmao
Like
me and my roommate were just kinda hanging out in the living room together so I was just chillin there as he explained how his laptop was missing
The cops both just kept looking at me
And one was eventually just like
"yea...uhh...we often find that things like this were stolen by...someone close who has easy access *cough cough this dude*"
I'm a bad man
And they never found our drugs.Neon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 3:32 pmOmggggg I love itJackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:02 pmOne time in winter, I went to the gym with my then gf (now wife) but then we didn’t feel like actually being at the gym so we went home without working out. We get out of the car and walk up to our apartment and a cop uses the excuse “they were sweating” (assuming we were sweating because we were dressed like we were coming back from the gym) and tried to search our car on suspicion of idk drugs? And he wouldn’t believe that I lived there because my license still had my parents’ address.
So anyway we decline to let him search the vehicle and his backup arrives. Turns out, the backup was a cop who had knocked on our door like two days earlier to ask if I could turn my car around. So he was like “Uh yeah, this dude does live here. I met him like two days ago right here.”
And it still took like an hour for the other cops to convince the first cop that we did in fact live there, that we weren’t sweaty and that being sweaty after going to the gym and then driving to one’s own home isn’t like…reasonable suspicion to think somebody is dealing drugs.
Idk if that’s a very good story but it’s the only one I know because I’m not a narc.
obscurity wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:26 pm They were mocking me. I respect it.
I've played some games on mafiascum and fortress of lies. The mafia scum games I believe are still ongoing due to the phase lengths.
The way mafia plays is heavily dependent on the player which is why it's difficult to ascribe legitimate towncred to things when I have no knowledge of the player this early on, and some things that may seem townie from some people are not from others. The "average" mafia player is posting to blend in and not stick out or make waves, is more cautious, and thus entrances that don't fit into this mold are not fitting of the average mafia player. However, many mafia players are not average.
Sabiplz wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 4:01 pm my cop story is from may 31, 2020 weekend. It was the Chicago blm protest downtown. I was on a bridge with other protestors. Cops tried to force us off even tho we were just sitting on the ground being peaceful. They decided to use force. Used their batons on me. Bruised my ribs and back. Also pepper sprayed me.
Love Chicago Police department![]()
So that's why I say my opening was not alignment indicative. Because I can write it as mafia. A lot of things I can do as either alignment. But some things can't be imitated, or would be illogical to imitate, such as pushing against a mafia hard, getting multiple killed, dissociations with mafia, etc.Scotty wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 4:28 pmobscurity wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:26 pm They were mocking me. I respect it.
I've played some games on mafiascum and fortress of lies. The mafia scum games I believe are still ongoing due to the phase lengths.
The way mafia plays is heavily dependent on the player which is why it's difficult to ascribe legitimate towncred to things when I have no knowledge of the player this early on, and some things that may seem townie from some people are not from others. The "average" mafia player is posting to blend in and not stick out or make waves, is more cautious, and thus entrances that don't fit into this mold are not fitting of the average mafia player. However, many mafia players are not average.![]()
This reads to me like an alien species dutifully reciting the first paragraph in a book about “The Game of Mafia”
So look, you’re obviously someone that has a strong knowledge of how the game works, and can solve methodically. As such, you’ve also said you hadn’t preplanned your first post, which I find- as the Brits say- bollocks. Could just be a playstyle thing.
But here’s a few follow up questions: you said eventually you will alignment tell. Do you usually alignment tell as your games goes on? And is that for both alignments?
And if you *know* you usually have a town or mafia flag, wouldn’t you try to…I dunno…play into that meta if you were in fact a wolf? The whole thing seems suspect to me.
I also didn’t realize you were new here- I was mistaking you for someone else. You will not be my final vote today. Tomorrow, maybe. If you don’t die in the night, of course![]()
I vibed with the falcon call. A good king Cape would make.Sabiplz wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 11:59 am @anne why did you tr cape and seanzie for not giving AI content?
@Cape90 same question but in regards to Falcon?
@obscurity why do you think what I said wasn't fake able?
@Scotty you have a lot of thoughts on people's openings. Rank em
@Neon why did Anne vote you?
@DrWilgy why did you choose cape to kingmaker and why are we kingmaking a closed set up
I question as to why you'd retract information this early. I'd say we haven't broken out of RVS yet, why hold data?obscurity wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:29 pm I already have some townreads that are stronger than what I've voiced that I don't intend to talk about. I'll contribute more once I have some solid scumreads. I'm not perfect, but I'm a decent enough scum hunter that the overall accuracy and logic on this front is a much more solid way to read me.
About 10 years ago I was living with these 2 other women- I had just moved in during a snowy January in NYC. To cut to the chase, we got broken into. I was watching let’s plays in my room at 4am when I heard boots running in our living room. One of my roommates woke to a drugged up dude standing over her, and i chased this mf down our 4-floor walk up with just my underwear on. Didn’t get to him. But the guy had stolen about $600 of my roommate’s bedside table. So we called the cops to report it.
It's not necessary to talk about yet. I'd rather see how other peoples reads develop without my influence. Perhaps it is selfish, but it'll help me read people if I feel they're perceiving the game in a similar way to me while knowing they're not doing so intentionally.DrWilgy wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 4:54 pmI question as to why you'd retract information this early. I'd say we haven't broken out of RVS yet, why hold data?obscurity wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:29 pm I already have some townreads that are stronger than what I've voiced that I don't intend to talk about. I'll contribute more once I have some solid scumreads. I'm not perfect, but I'm a decent enough scum hunter that the overall accuracy and logic on this front is a much more solid way to read me.