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Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 12:02 am
by Boogs
Rip Splints. Got too much wood in you... Eh,that didn't sound right...
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 12:31 am
by Ben Linus
Boogs wrote:Rip Splints. Got too much wood in you... Eh,that didn't sound right...
I like your style, kid.
Thanks to all who submitted limericks. Across the board, they were all fine pieces of craftsmanship.
And yes, I am made of pizza. And no, the Paleo Diet did not work out well for me.
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 12:32 am
by insertnamehere
God Of Funny wrote:Boogs wrote:Rip Splints. Got too much wood in you... Eh,that didn't sound right...
I like your style, kid.
Thanks to all who submitted limericks. Across the board, they were all fine pieces of craftsmanship.
And yes, I am made of pizza. And no, the Paleo Diet did not work out well for me.
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Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 12:35 am
by Epignosis
God Of Funny wrote:Boogs wrote:Rip Splints. Got too much wood in you... Eh,that didn't sound right...
I like your style, kid.
Thanks to all who submitted limericks. Across the board, they were all fine pieces of craftsmanship.
And yes, I am made of pizza. And no, the Paleo Diet did not work out well for me.
You are not made of pizza. You are made of toppings.
This would be like saying people are made of feet (or butts).
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 12:38 am
by Ben Linus
Epignosis wrote:God Of Funny wrote:Boogs wrote:Rip Splints. Got too much wood in you... Eh,that didn't sound right...
I like your style, kid.
Thanks to all who submitted limericks. Across the board, they were all fine pieces of craftsmanship.
And yes, I am made of pizza. And no, the Paleo Diet did not work out well for me.
You are not made of pizza. You are made of toppings.
This would be like saying people are made of feet (or butts).
EAT ME
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 12:38 am
by Ben Linus
I am not my toppings. They do not define me. I may change them on a whim. However, crust is forever. The earth even has a crust.
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 12:51 am
by insertnamehere
God Of Funny wrote:I am not my toppings. They do not define me. I may change them on a whim. However, crust is forever. The earth even has a crust.
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Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 5:57 am
by Lizzy
Splintsie!
Russtifinko wrote:Lizzy wrote:... unless you make me an offer I can't refuse. A non-aggression pact, for instance.
Oooh!
I, Russti the Plaid, the Lizard of Hammock, (hereafter: "Rsusit"), do hereby and foresowith extend to the illustrious Lizzy, Lady of the Big Red Rump and Cloven Feet, (hereafter: "Lzizy") a pact and truce in the spirit of cooperation between our two nations. This treatise in effect under the terms of the Nantes Agreement of 1862, pursuant to the stipulations laid out in the earliest code of Mafia Law, The Book of Sock, under the ever-lecherous eye of the Garrulous God of Funny, He of Three Cheesiness. The conditions of the Rsusit and Lzizy pact (revised for brevity and plainness of speech (read: we skipped to the important stuff)):
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Article I.
Section 6.
Paragraph 61 and Three-Quarters.
Item Kremazoo
Clause ߃.
Subparagraph G
1) Lzizy shall not, under any circumstances, vote for Rsusit ever. Unless he is being really,
really bad.
2) Ditto for Rsusit regarding Lzizy.
*****************************************************************************************************************************************************
This agreement to enter into effect immediately, and supercedes all other bodies of law, natural of unnatural, including but not limited to the Kyoto Protocol, the Geneva convention, and the Constitution of the United States of America, so help me God of Funny, for one and for all, peace and blessings, The End.
(
fin)
*gulp* I think I'm in love.
I also have a sudden urge to go and finish Law School and start the draft for the Lizzy Plan for Cyprus.
I would like to attach
Protocol 74C on the protection of the signatories during Night periods, if it's all the same to you:
Taking into account the hypothetical framework where one of the two parties is dubbed the Smiter, the signatories have agreed upon the following provisions, which shall be annexed to the Rsusit-Lzizy Pact:
ARTICLE 3 (seven)
In the event of Rsusit or Lzizy being appointed the killer role known as the Smiter, said party will under no circumstance target the other party, irrespective of their funniness status or the acquis mafieux k.
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:30 am
by A Person
test
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:49 am
by insertnamehere
A Person wrote:test
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 9:15 am
by fingersplints
insertnamehere wrote:fingersplints wrote:bea wrote:I went with epi - didn't seem right he shouldn't be in on the fun.
if boogs and inh each get a vote we'll have an everyway tie!!!!
votes inh
i thought we had a deal...
We did and then you voted for me anyways.
Enjoy the game guys 
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 9:17 am
by insertnamehere
fingersplints wrote:insertnamehere wrote:fingersplints wrote:bea wrote:I went with epi - didn't seem right he shouldn't be in on the fun.
if boogs and inh each get a vote we'll have an everyway tie!!!!
votes inh
i thought we had a deal...
We did and then you voted for me anyways.
Enjoy the game guys
FOURDELOLZ#yolo#swag#420
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 9:44 am
by Boogs
#Ratchet
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 9:55 am
by A Person
wow
such funny
very laugh
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 10:40 am
by insertnamehere
#blazeit#blackwomynwhodontneednoman#ronpaul2012#protectkanye#freebieber#will/hannibal
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 11:18 am
by Marmot
fingersplints, you're dead? I don't know you but you can have a good ol'
from me.
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 11:55 am
by Epignosis
insertnamehere is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 1:40 pm
by Russtifinko
Well I think Boogs is bad. No received votes? Mighty suspicious.
Add that to the fact that he hasn't made a single booger joke all game, despite his name being Boogs, and I think we have our guy.
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 2:09 pm
by Boogs
(hides booger stash)
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 2:27 pm
by Russtifinko
SEE! DID YOU SEE THE BOOGERS?!?! HE'S EEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLL!
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 2:31 pm
by Lizzy
I'll be voting for Vomps. I shan't even address him directly.
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 2:37 pm
by A Person
being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 2:44 pm
by Lizzy
A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn
He gets free direct addresses from the government k.
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 2:44 pm
by A Person
Lizzy wrote:A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn
He gets free direct addresses from the government k.
that turd >:(
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 2:50 pm
by Lizzy
A Person wrote:Lizzy wrote:A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn
He gets free direct addresses from the government k.
that turd >:(
Ture
And it's 'that cubic turd' k
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 2:57 pm
by A Person
Lizzy wrote:A Person wrote:Lizzy wrote:A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn
He gets free direct addresses from the government k.
that turd >:(
Ture
And it's 'that cubic turd' k
ture, he's such a square
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 2:58 pm
by Lizzy
A Person wrote:Lizzy wrote:A Person wrote:Lizzy wrote:A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn
He gets free direct addresses from the government k.
that turd >:(
Ture
And it's 'that cubic turd' k
ture, he's such a square
baby I don't care
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 3:01 pm
by Lizzy
Oi Russti! Are we ratifying that treaty with its annexes?
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 3:35 pm
by Vompatti
wtf
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 3:50 pm
by A Person
Vompatti wrote:wtf
ilybbycks <3
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:03 pm
by insertnamehere
Epignosis wrote:insertnamehere is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.
Epignosis is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:07 pm
by Boogs
insertnamehere wrote:Epignosis wrote:insertnamehere is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.
Epignosis is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.
In his defense, he gave everyone a chance to sway him to not vote for each person and I was the only one who replied to him... But it ultimately WAS his decision to make.
Speaking of tough decisions, does anyone have any laxatives?
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:37 pm
by Vompatti
A Person wrote:Vompatti wrote:wtf
ilybbycks <3
if you turely loved me you would show me your genitals. [stern smile]
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:44 pm
by bea
Boogs wrote:insertnamehere wrote:Epignosis wrote:insertnamehere is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.
Epignosis is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.
In his defense, he gave everyone a chance to sway him to not vote for each person and I was the only one who replied to him... But it ultimately WAS his decision to make.
Speaking of tough decisions, does anyone have any laxatives?
good luck with that.
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:47 pm
by bea
OMG! Look yous guyz I found a pictie of vompie at the computer!!!!
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:53 pm
by Boogs
Cute kitty
but not as cute as me
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 5:13 pm
by insertnamehere
Boogs wrote:Cute kitty
but not as cute as me
pics or gtfo
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 5:13 pm
by insertnamehere
Vompatti wrote:A Person wrote:Vompatti wrote:wtf
ilybbycks <3
if you turely loved me you would show me your genitals. [stern smile]
i wish someon wult ask me for genetals
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 5:37 pm
by A Person
Vompatti wrote:A Person wrote:Vompatti wrote:wtf
ilybbycks <3
if you turely loved me you would show me your genitals. [stern smile]
If i had a camera i'd surprise you one day and do it for real. [stern smile]
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 5:57 pm
by Vompatti
A Person wrote:Vompatti wrote:A Person wrote:Vompatti wrote:wtf
ilybbycks <3
if you turely loved me you would show me your genitals. [stern smile]
If i had a camera i'd surprise you one day and do it for real. [stern smile]
i woudln't mind taht. [lewd drool]
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 6:01 pm
by A Person
Vompatti wrote:A Person wrote:Vompatti wrote:A Person wrote:Vompatti wrote:wtf
ilybbycks <3
if you turely loved me you would show me your genitals. [stern smile]
If i had a camera i'd surprise you one day and do it for real. [stern smile]
i woudln't mind taht. [lewd drool]
[flutters eyelashes a bit while blushing furiously]
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:34 pm
by Vompatti
bump
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:39 pm
by A Person
hi
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:39 pm
by Vompatti
hi asl
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:55 pm
by Epignosis
Vompatti wrote:hi asl
10,000/undetermined/right behind you
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:11 pm
by bea
*looks behind me*
Figures all this time I thought you were some genius fella named Rob. Figures you would be my cat Clara.
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:18 pm
by Epignosis
bea wrote:*genius fella named Rob.
I can assure you that I am two of those three things.
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:21 pm
by bea
you're really a woman!!!!!! I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also this:
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:25 pm
by Epignosis
Actually, my name is Bill and I'm a head case.
Re: Funny or Die - Day 1
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:30 pm
by Boogs
Dino-copter? Yay