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Re: Random~

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:12 am
by bea
Metalmarsh89 wrote:I was thinking of dear vompernoodles recently.

I was playing Apples-to-Apples, and the adjective 'expensive' came up. I happened to have the 'Finland' card in my hand, so I played it. My family didn't understand my amusement, but I don't care. I thought it was funny, and ture.
best use of those cards ever!!! I miss playing apples to apples. i love that game!

Re: Random~

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:30 pm
by Vompatti
please wait 5 seconds

Re: Random~

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:07 am
by bea
No!

Re: Random~

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:35 pm
by fingersplints
I was at Richmond Park today. And a dog round up a stampede of deer. Just like in this:



I couldn't believe it happened. :haha: :omg:

Re: Random~

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 8:30 pm
by bea
I LOVE the guy chasing after the dog!!! He's all HEY!!! NO!!!! NO SHEEP HEARDING NOW!!!!!!!!!!

:omg:

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:19 am
by A Person
Gosh, Colin musta listened to Zappa between albums. Never thought he'd sing about that. Not for young ears!

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:25 am
by Epignosis
I haven't heard the clip you posted, but if your line is that you'd "never thought he'd sing about that" then you don't know his material.

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:50 am
by A Person
Epignosis wrote:I haven't heard the clip you posted, but if your line is that you'd "never thought he'd sing about that" then you don't know his material.
That's ture probably, I don't remember him ever singing anything lewd.

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:38 am
by Epignosis
A Person wrote:
Epignosis wrote:I haven't heard the clip you posted, but if your line is that you'd "never thought he'd sing about that" then you don't know his material.
That's ture probably, I don't remember him ever singing anything lewd.

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:28 am
by Tangrowth
ON THE BUS MALL

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:30 am
by Epignosis
MovingPictures07 wrote:ON THE BUS MALL
Yes, the most beautiful song ever written about two boys fucking old men for money.

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:48 am
by Tangrowth
Epignosis wrote:
MovingPictures07 wrote:ON THE BUS MALL
Yes, the most beautiful song ever written about two boys fucking old men for money.
Agreed.

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:31 pm
by A Person
Epignosis wrote:
A Person wrote:
Epignosis wrote:I haven't heard the clip you posted, but if your line is that you'd "never thought he'd sing about that" then you don't know his material.
That's ture probably, I don't remember him ever singing anything lewd.
I don't remember that from when I listened to it.

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:34 pm
by Mongoose
Epignosis wrote:
MovingPictures07 wrote:ON THE BUS MALL
Yes, the most beautiful song ever written about two boys fucking old men for money.
WAIT IS THAT WHAT THAT SONG IS ABOUT

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:05 pm
by Epignosis
Mongoose wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
MovingPictures07 wrote:ON THE BUS MALL
Yes, the most beautiful song ever written about two boys fucking old men for money.
WAIT IS THAT WHAT THAT SONG IS ABOUT
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/december ... small.html

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:08 pm
by Epignosis
And then there's this number:



Which includes this lyrical gem:

"She's a salty little pisser
with your cock in her kisser,
but now she's a will of her own."

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:13 pm
by Mongoose
Epignosis wrote:
Mongoose wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
MovingPictures07 wrote:ON THE BUS MALL
Yes, the most beautiful song ever written about two boys fucking old men for money.
WAIT IS THAT WHAT THAT SONG IS ABOUT
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/december ... small.html
I might be naive but I always assumed that song was about a bathroom attendant. :confused:

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:22 pm
by Epignosis
Mongoose wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Mongoose wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
MovingPictures07 wrote:ON THE BUS MALL
Yes, the most beautiful song ever written about two boys fucking old men for money.
WAIT IS THAT WHAT THAT SONG IS ABOUT
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/december ... small.html
I might be naive but I always assumed that song was about a bathroom attendant. :confused:
If you open up the album artwork there's even a picture of a scene from the song. ;)

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:32 pm
by A Person
Epignosis wrote:
Mongoose wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Mongoose wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
MovingPictures07 wrote:ON THE BUS MALL
Yes, the most beautiful song ever written about two boys fucking old men for money.
WAIT IS THAT WHAT THAT SONG IS ABOUT
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/december ... small.html
I might be naive but I always assumed that song was about a bathroom attendant. :confused:
If you open up the album artwork there's even a picture of a scene from the song. ;)
I don't believe you!

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:36 pm
by Epignosis
Image

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:39 pm
by A Person
lol

Secretly I said that to get you to post it.

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:39 pm
by Epignosis
A Person wrote:lol

Secretly I said that to get you to post it.
All you had to do was ask. :p

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:47 pm
by Mongoose
Wow, that's a whole 'nother flavor that this song has now.

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:54 pm
by A Person
Epignosis wrote:
A Person wrote:lol

Secretly I said that to get you to post it.
All you had to do was ask. :p
I thought I did.

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:43 pm
by Epignosis
Me (imitating Treebeard): "Side? I'm on no one's side. Because nobody's on my side."

Abigail (5 years old and with her arms crossed): "You have the other trees, you fool."

Re: Random~

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:45 pm
by Tangrowth
Image

Re: Random~

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 10:59 am
by Tangrowth


It's Rob!

Re: Random~

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:13 am
by Marmot
It's Logan!

Image

Re: Random~

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:14 am
by Tangrowth
:haha:

Re: Random~

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:16 pm
by Marmot
I saw that picture when I was shopping a couple weeks ago. Your video of Rob reminded me to post it Alex. :)

Re: Random~

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 5:52 pm
by Elohcin
highlight of my day: Epi hid the ring from Lord of the Rings Risk in Simon's room. Simon found it, came out and asked if it was real. We told him yes and he immediately threw it so far it rolled on the floor and into the air vent. You should have seen his face. I wish I had recorded it. So Epi starts saying, "my precious" and retrieved it from the vent. He tried to give it back to Simon and I told Simon it was his burden, he had to take it to the fires of Mordor. Simon was so scared. He kept backing away saying, "No! No!" (We then explained the truth.) Since that went so hilariously, we went to Abigail's room and tried to give it to her telling her what we found. She immediately freaked and pushed the ring off her bed. Again, I said, "it is now your burden, you must take the ring to the fires of Mordor." She began to cry and said, "No! I'm not going on a trip!" So hilarious!

Re: Random~

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 11:40 pm
by Marmot
One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Re: Random~

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:09 pm
by S~V~S
Image

:omg:

Re: Random~

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:39 pm
by bea
He.is.the.Guy.the.tribe.cites.as.the.team.being.named.after.....

Re: Random~

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:55 pm
by A Person
MERCURY'S IN RETROGRADE

Re: Random~

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:06 pm
by thellama73
A Person wrote:MERCURY'S IN RETROGRADE
Mercury's in my thermometer, but it's low because my radiator is broken.

Re: Random~

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:13 pm
by A Person
thellama73 wrote:
A Person wrote:MERCURY'S IN RETROGRADE
Mercury's in my thermometer, but it's low because my radiator is broken.
IT'S SO COLD IN THIS HOUSE

Re: Random~

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:16 pm
by Mongoose
A Person wrote:
thellama73 wrote:
A Person wrote:MERCURY'S IN RETROGRADE
Mercury's in my thermometer, but it's low because my radiator is broken.
IT'S SO COLD IN THIS HOUSE
North to south
running on
bravado
as if to say
as if to say
he doesnt like choclate
he's born a liar (born a liar)
some things will never be different

Re: Random~

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:19 pm
by thellama73
Mongoose wrote:
A Person wrote:
thellama73 wrote:
A Person wrote:MERCURY'S IN RETROGRADE
Mercury's in my thermometer, but it's low because my radiator is broken.
IT'S SO COLD IN THIS HOUSE
North to south
running on
bravado
as if to say
as if to say
he doesnt like choclate
he's born a liar (born a liar)
some things will never be different
Why is it so cold out here?
SO COLD!
Let me in!
The price... of your entry... is sin.

Re: Random~

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:54 pm
by Epignosis
Amazing how much superstition can come from a parallax.

There's something philosophical in that statement, but I'm going to leave it alone.

Re: Random~

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:01 am
by Mongoose
tease

Re: Random~

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:37 am
by Vompatti
i've been under the impression that amalgam fillings are bad for you butt now i've been wodnering if it's only illuminati propaganda because mercury makes you a wizard :ponder:

Re: Random~

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:56 am
by Mongoose
ZEEK REPORT IN

Re: Random~

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 9:49 am
by zeek
What?

Re: Random~

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 5:08 pm
by Mongoose
zeek wrote:What?
About how it went!

Re: Random~

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:08 pm
by zeek
I took her here:
Image

And gave her a little gift - a small picture book titled, "Remember When..." Each page had a little picture and said thing like, "Remember when... we moved in." On the last page was a tiny bit of double sided tape, so they were stuck together and she would have to open it wide to get them apart. It said "Remember when... I asked the question." At which point I got down on one knee. She said yes :)

Re: Random~

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:50 pm
by Mongoose
OMFG you magical lad.

Re: Random~

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:56 pm
by juliets
aww that's such a sweet story zeek. And congratulations!

Re: Random~

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 7:21 pm
by S~V~S
That is such a sweet proposal :)

*melts*

Congrats young man!

Re: Random~

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 7:48 pm
by bea
So.adorable!!.well played! I.got well......we.both have.the.weekend.off.wanna run to.Vegas.an.look sweetie.they have.a.drive.thu.one! Ww.wouldn't even have.to.get.out.of.the.car!!!!!