U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

[Turnip Head]

I'm a balloon animal or a balloon animal twister-person, one or the other, but basically anyone can shape me at any time. You can ask me questions or whatever whatever and my answer will be a balloon animal for you. My role metamorphs on Night 1.

[wolbre04]

I'm a balloon animal or a balloon animal twister-person, one or the other, but basically anyone can shape me at any time. You can ask me questions or whatever whatever and my answer will be a balloon animal for you. My role metamorphs on Night 1.

Are you a sex doll. I feel like that's not outside the realm of possibility given my experience with you

[juliets]

I'm a balloon animal or a balloon animal twister-person, one or the other, but basically anyone can shape me at any time. You can ask me questions or whatever whatever and my answer will be a balloon animal for you. My role metamorphs on Night 1.

Hi turnip - I use the light background so I can't read the yellow writing - I'm hoping this was just for one post.

[Turnip Head]

Are you a sex doll. I feel like that's not outside the realm of possibility given my experience with you

Speculation and hearsay.

[juliets]

Oh my!

[Marmot]

I thought it was obvious because Age of Empires is the best.

I'm just surprised to see so many folks that don't understand that.

Enligjten me then. What makes it better?

I've never played Civilization, therefore Age of Empires is better.

[juliets]

I thought it was obvious because Age of Empires is the best.

I'm just surprised to see so many folks that don't understand that.

Enligjten me then. What makes it better?

I've never played Civilization, therefore Age of Empires is better.

I don't know either one (not a gamer) so I just picked the one I've heard of.

[Kylemii]

I'm glad I signed up for this game already just cus of the fact that Lizzy is here

[Marmot]

I have decided to lay some ground rules for this game.

1. My targets will be specified in the thread before the beginning of the night phase.
2. I will request an ingredient which my target will then grant me that night.
3. Failure to provide me with my specified ingredient will result in punishment. I will not accept ingredients I did not specify, nor will I accept a refusal to comply on the basis of alleged suspicion.
4. I will consider compromises provided they are presented during the day phase.

Love, your friendly neighbourhood salad roll.

Hey Quin, hit me up for some solid salad roll ingredience tonight.

[Marmot]

Who's Lizzy?

[juliets]

Who's Lizzy?

dunya's kitty cat - the white one whose pictures are in this thread.

[Marmot]

KITTTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Turnip Head]

I'm hoping this was just for one post.

Umm okay well my role metamorphs on Night 1 and then I'll use a different color.

Would you like a balloon animal juliets?

[juliets]

I'm hoping this was just for one post.

Umm okay well my role metamorphs on Night 1 and then I'll use a different color.

Would you like a balloon animal juliets?

I see, ok I'll just go to "quote" to read your yellow posts.

I would like a balloon animal, yes! Thank you.

[Turnip Head]

I'm hoping this was just for one post.

Umm okay well my role metamorphs on Night 1 and then I'll use a different color.

Would you like a balloon animal juliets?

I see, ok I'll just go to "quote" to read your yellow posts.

I would like a balloon animal, yes! Thank you.

[dunya]

Who's Lizzy?

lizzyfacepalms.jpg

[Turnip Head]

I need to know more about this Lizzy character... she sounds, like, srsly fked up.

[dunya]

I need to know more about this Lizzy character... she sounds, like, srsly fked up.

da fuck did this spidey wannabe just say to me????



oh you're on. srsly on.

[juliets]

I'm hoping this was just for one post.

Umm okay well my role metamorphs on Night 1 and then I'll use a different color.

Would you like a balloon animal juliets?

I see, ok I'll just go to "quote" to read your yellow posts.

I would like a balloon animal, yes! Thank you.

This is awesome! I need these for our parties at work.

linki - love that close-up of Lizzy

[dunya]

I'm glad I signed up for this game already just cus of the fact that Lizzy is here

*happy purr*

[wolbre04]

What I'm wondering is whether Lizzy happened to have all these pics saved on Dunyas phone or whether Lizzy is being photographed / taking selfies when she wants to respond

[dunya]

What I'm wondering is whether Lizzy happened to have all these pics saved on Dunyas phone or whether Lizzy is being photographed / taking selfies when she wants to respond

I already answered that, hoooman boob.

[Kylemii]

Could you be
the right man boob

is this really your role? how would this task even be achieved? is the right man boob a separate role in here by a complete coincidence or is it like.... a pseudo role.

[wolbre04]

Sully says hi Lizzy <3

[speedchuck]

I am not your man-boob Wolfbae.

[wolbre04]

Could you be
the right man boob

is this really your role? how would this task even be achieved? is the right man boob a separate role in here by a complete coincidence or is it like.... a pseudo role.

Yes it's my role, I don't really know if a person actually got forced into the right boob role or what it is. All I know is that one of my tasks is to find them

[wolbre04]

I am not your man-boob Wolfbae.

You sure

[Turnip Head]

I need to know more about this Lizzy character... she sounds, like, srsly fked up.

da fuck did this spidey wannabe just say to me????

oh you're on. srsly on.

Oh my... oh my god...

[Turnip Head]

Could you be
the right man boob

is this really your role? how would this task even be achieved? is the right man boob a separate role in here by a complete coincidence or is it like.... a pseudo role.

Yes it's my role, I don't really know if a person actually got forced into the right boob role or what it is. All I know is that one of my tasks is to find them

[speedchuck]

I am not your man-boob Wolfbae.

You sure

[wolbre04]

Could you be
the right man boob

is this really your role? how would this task even be achieved? is the right man boob a separate role in here by a complete coincidence or is it like.... a pseudo role.

Yes it's my role, I don't really know if a person actually got forced into the right boob role or what it is. All I know is that one of my tasks is to find them

TH are you the right boob to my left, the peanut butter to my jelly, the trump to my Melania, the Trisha paytas to my 5 pounds of salami

[Lunalee]

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@Lilefer @motel room @Zephyrus

who are you, tell me about your lives

I am but a lonely inconspicuous food item drafted to the game by wolbre. I know not of motel room, but Zephryus is a cool guy. Pretty smart. He may also be food, I do not know.

I'm cool. What food are you? Does it go well with beer?

...did everyone else pick food items for their roll?

[Kylemii]

it's fucked up that Lizzy is so mean to Dunya when she's not even here to respond :/

[Kylemii]

[mention]Turnip Head[/mention] can you transform into a cat

[Lunalee]

Spoiler: show

Dunya I went outside to move my car around 11 pm last night and I saw our motion detector light go off in the back. I went to investigate and there were 2 cats I've never seen before that were rubbing against the bottom of these pole things that hold up our trampoline. So I went to go pet them and the one hissed at me like it wanted to rip my eyes out LOL and then the other one came and was meowing a lot and curled around my leg. I was calling my sister out and when she finally came they walked off so my whole family things I'm hallucinating the trampoline cats now

dunya? oh you mean, my slave dunya. yea, I've banned her from the computer for a while. she needs a break from mafia. I'm taking over in the meantime and that's an interesting story...

Spoiler: show

...but needs more blood. she warned me about you...when my friends want to rip your eyes out it means your dog-loyal, you dirty bastard!

dunya, you're cat's expressions are gold. Please continue to post them.

[Turnip Head]

TH are you the right boob to my left, the peanut butter to my jelly, the trump to my Melania, the Trisha paytas to my 5 pounds of salami

Wolbre... moon of my heart..........


I am everything you have ever been searching for

[juliets]

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@Lilefer @motel room @Zephyrus

who are you, tell me about your lives

I am but a lonely inconspicuous food item drafted to the game by wolbre. I know not of motel room, but Zephryus is a cool guy. Pretty smart. He may also be food, I do not know.

I'm cool. What food are you? Does it go well with beer?

...did everyone else pick food items for their roll?

I did not.

[Turnip Head]

@Turnip Head can you transform into a cat

Only on Caturdays

[juliets]

Spoiler: show

@Lilefer @motel room @Zephyrus

who are you, tell me about your lives

I am but a lonely inconspicuous food item drafted to the game by wolbre. I know not of motel room, but Zephryus is a cool guy. Pretty smart. He may also be food, I do not know.

I'm cool. What food are you? Does it go well with beer?

...did everyone else pick food items for their roll?

I did not.

oh "roll" lol I didn't even notice that!

[Kylemii]

a self portrait:

[Kylemii]

Turnip Head can you transform into a cat

Only on Caturdays

"disgusting"

[wolbre04]

TH are you the right boob to my left, the peanut butter to my jelly, the trump to my Melania, the Trisha paytas to my 5 pounds of salami

Wolbre... moon of my heart..........


I am everything you have ever been searching for

[wolbre04]

TH are you the right boob to my left, the peanut butter to my jelly, the trump to my Melania, the Trisha paytas to my 5 pounds of salami

Wolbre... moon of my heart..........


I am everything you have ever been searching for

[dunya]

Lochlan (lilifer), genuine questions. If you think I'm going to scum slip:
1. Do you believe that I am the saggy left man boob of Steven Tyler
2. Do you think that role could reasonably be scum
3. Do you think that my hints as to what my actions are throughout this thread would constitute a mafia-esque role? And by that I mean one that would be reasonable for a scum player to have?
4. If you had a vig shot right now and could use it at any time (think ITA) that was 100% guaranteed to kill, would you do so to me right now? And Why?

My interactions thus far have literally been me seeking my wayward boob brethren and trying to get people to help me fulfill my tasks

so I got to your number 2 and I have a few thoughts for you...

first of all, don't copycat me. get it? cos i'm a cat. and you did a copycat of my style. copycats die first. there's one cat in here and it's me. k, dog-lover?

second of all, what the explicit does your character have to do with your actual role? mac built roles for every character but where you're scum or town is always randomized on here so the argument "my character looks so townie" is moot.

[wolbre04]

Lochlan (lilifer), genuine questions. If you think I'm going to scum slip:
1. Do you believe that I am the saggy left man boob of Steven Tyler
2. Do you think that role could reasonably be scum
3. Do you think that my hints as to what my actions are throughout this thread would constitute a mafia-esque role? And by that I mean one that would be reasonable for a scum player to have?
4. If you had a vig shot right now and could use it at any time (think ITA) that was 100% guaranteed to kill, would you do so to me right now? And Why?

My interactions thus far have literally been me seeking my wayward boob brethren and trying to get people to help me fulfill my tasks

so I got to your number 2 and I have a few thoughts for you...

first of all, don't copycat me. get it? cos i'm a cat. and you did a copycat of my style. copycats die first. there's one cat in here and it's me. k, dog-lover?

second of all, what the explicit does your character have to do with your actual role? mac built roles for every character but where you're scum or town is always randomized on here so the argument "my character looks so townie" is moot.

Because I doubt a mafia role would have a list of tasks like getting people to jam with me and sing and record it

[dunya]

and for the record, manboobs are fucking evil, so you kinda shot yourself in the brains there if we were playing that game.

[dunya]

Lochlan (lilifer), genuine questions. If you think I'm going to scum slip:
1. Do you believe that I am the saggy left man boob of Steven Tyler
2. Do you think that role could reasonably be scum
3. Do you think that my hints as to what my actions are throughout this thread would constitute a mafia-esque role? And by that I mean one that would be reasonable for a scum player to have?
4. If you had a vig shot right now and could use it at any time (think ITA) that was 100% guaranteed to kill, would you do so to me right now? And Why?

My interactions thus far have literally been me seeking my wayward boob brethren and trying to get people to help me fulfill my tasks

so I got to your number 2 and I have a few thoughts for you...

first of all, don't copycat me. get it? cos i'm a cat. and you did a copycat of my style. copycats die first. there's one cat in here and it's me. k, dog-lover?

second of all, what the explicit does your character have to do with your actual role? mac built roles for every character but where you're scum or town is always randomized on here so the argument "my character looks so townie" is moot.

Because I doubt a mafia role would have a list of tasks like getting people to jam with me and sing and record it

yea, my human slave has known mac for 8 years and she says he's batshit crazy so it actually sounds like something he could do...

[wolbre04]

Lochlan (lilifer), genuine questions. If you think I'm going to scum slip:
1. Do you believe that I am the saggy left man boob of Steven Tyler
2. Do you think that role could reasonably be scum
3. Do you think that my hints as to what my actions are throughout this thread would constitute a mafia-esque role? And by that I mean one that would be reasonable for a scum player to have?
4. If you had a vig shot right now and could use it at any time (think ITA) that was 100% guaranteed to kill, would you do so to me right now? And Why?

My interactions thus far have literally been me seeking my wayward boob brethren and trying to get people to help me fulfill my tasks

so I got to your number 2 and I have a few thoughts for you...

first of all, don't copycat me. get it? cos i'm a cat. and you did a copycat of my style. copycats die first. there's one cat in here and it's me. k, dog-lover?

second of all, what the explicit does your character have to do with your actual role? mac built roles for every character but where you're scum or town is always randomized on here so the argument "my character looks so townie" is moot.

Lochlan it looks like Eli

[Marmot]

I am not your man-boob Wolfbae.

Will you be my man-boob speedchuck?

[wolbre04]

and for the record, manboobs are fucking evil, so you kinda shot yourself in the brains there if we were playing that game.

Yes but I'm not just any manboob, I'm Steven Tyler's manboob