CATCH-22
noun
1. a situation in which a person is frustrated by a paradoxical rule or set of circumstances that preclude any attempt to escape from them
2. a situation in which any move that a person can make will lead to trouble
In my time playing mafia, I've been in games with people who were couples in real life. MovingPictures and Spacedaisy is a good example. The problem with the idea in theory (Usually not in execution, due to most of the couples deciding to set aside their relationship to focus on the game itself) is that people in relationships want to believe that they know the other one, and that they would know instinctively if the other one is lying. Mafia is a game of deception and trickery. Therefore, frustration and hurt feelings could theoretically ensue, with people taking the treatment of their SO super duper personally when it really isn't personal at all.
ika and silver have taken this and elevated it to a bizarre, constantly contradictory, clusterfuck of recursive logic, hurt feelings, and personal attacks.
I don't know ika and silver personally. I don't think ill of either of them, contrary to what they may believe. I just think what they're doing right now is very destructive.
I also think one of them is bad.
ika wrote:Silverwolf wrote:
Yes, and I don't even know what's going on yet? How about you?
well vote with me and i think sig could eb scum right now along with insertname
dunnow about everony else
This is ika's first post. I honestly thought it was a joke. I haven't played with either of them before, and ika's delivery reminded me of Vompatti's dry laconic wit.
MovingPictures07 wrote:Elaborate please.
I don't believe you could possibly have a read on either of those players so soon, so I'm inclined to think you're fabricating those reads.
I also interpreted this as jumping the gun a little bit too. After all, ika was just throwing casting about in thin air, right?
ika wrote:insertnamehere wrote:
To be honest, I assumed all of your "early reads" were prime examples of tomfoolery and not 100% serious.
no they are real reads, they prob wont be like that for long
Alrighty then, they're apparently real.
This is about when ika brings out the ol' "This is how I always play." defense, and starts getting some heat from me and rabbit.
ika wrote:rabbit8 wrote:
This is how you always play?
Never like seeing this defense thrown out so early.
No guts, no glory, though.
then you can start by voting me when thats possible
i can link the game si have plaed here and prove that i really dont care anyways
Now ika all of a sudden responds to rabbits slight criticism by saying "IF YOU THINK I'M SO SUSPICIOUS, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND VOTE ME! SEE IF I CARE!" which is not the first time ika decides to rise up a level of aggression for no real reason other than insecurity.
Meanwhile, Silver is reserved. She initially disagrees with ika making so many reads early on, but then says that this aggressive random behavior is ika's town game, which ika then piggybacks onto:
ika wrote:insertnamehere wrote:
Ooh, now ika's getting super aggressive. Funny how that can be turned around.
To be honest, I don't really have any solid reasons to think you, MP, or anyone else is scum right now. I'm just hoping to stave off a randomized witch hunt.
CONGRATULATION YOU HAVE NOW UNDERSTOOD MY TOWN GAME!
Then silver makes a quadruple post, which I'm going to condense.
Silverwolf wrote:MovingPictures07 wrote:Silverwolf wrote:I think MP seems unusually defensive this game so far.
I don't deal well with baseless accusations. And I'm a bit overly stressed right now. I hope I don't come across offensively because that's never my intention. I just did not sign up for this game to be lynched for next to no real reason; that's happened enough to me over the years and the wound is still there.
I understand that, but I don't see anyone trying to lynch you right now so?................
Note this: Silver says that she and ika aren't trying to lynch MP. Huh. The two votes on him right now sorta make that a contradiction.
Then there's these two messages, posted a minute apart.
Silverwolf wrote:MovingPictures07 wrote:rabbit (and anyone else wondering), everything ika has said and done is characteristic of practically every game I've spectated or played with him. There's no reason to town or mafia read him yet, at least in my opinion.
Why are you spending so much time trying to make sure no one gives a read on ika? This seems very odd.
Silverwolf wrote:Also, MP you haven't played that many games with ika compared to me. I don't think you have the authority to tell people how to read him or not read him.
First off, the post from MP was actually admitting that he doesn't really think ika is bad. This is an attempt from him to try and end the antagonism. Instead, silver takes it as an insult and throws a logic bomb.
She says MP is trying to dissuade people from offering their own reads on ika. He's not, he's merely offering his own opinion on ika. You can tell because he says "at least in my opinion."
Then, A MINUTE LATER, she says that she's the only one who can offer legitimate reads on ika. Which is her trying to dissuade people from offering their own reads on ika. This seems very odd.
Silverwolf wrote:If we could vote, I'd vote you right now.
She states this ten minutes after saying they weren't trying to lynch him.
ika wrote:MovingPictures07 wrote:Silverwolf wrote:I think MP seems unusually defensive this game so far.
I don't deal well with baseless accusations. And I'm a bit overly stressed right now. I hope I don't come across offensively because that's never my intention. I just did not sign up for this game to be lynched for next to no real reason; that's happened enough to me over the years and the wound is still there.
well, welcome to mafia. ill be blunt on this issue:
it doesn't matter i you got a wound about day 1 lynch or not. its a game of mafia and if for fun and enetertianment. if you can't deal with being a day 1 lynch then maybe you shouldnt play?
i have had my own set of "always being lynched day 1" too, even worse, i would be blatantly right on people then bluntly ignored then and left alive for endgame. thats a fate much worse then day 1 "policy lynch"
ive had that as well where i would be gone and only come back to be turbo lynched, ive had that 3 seprate time, 2 of witch where i called out the scum accurately and then went on to see town lose.
So fankly i dont give a damn about your wound, and if you take offense to this then sorry but not sorry, thats mafia for you and thats the blunt truth i have for you on that said issue
Very well then. So basically, he's admitting that he's trying to lynch MP for basically no reason, but he thinks random reasonless lynches are a natural part of the game, and that MP saying that he doesn't want that to happen is him whining. Seeing the Catch-22 paralells?
ika wrote:insertnamehere wrote:After a certain point, I just have to put my hands up and say "You do you, ika."
Mafia is a subjective experience for everyone, and everyone has their own ideas on what works and what doesn't. If what you do works for you, I say go with it and follow your dreams. It doesn't personally jive with how I play mafia, but that's cool. I'll just ignore what you say, unless you bring logic or some greater reasoning into it, and you'll ignore what I say, unless it passes the ol' gut test.
Friends?
you cna ignore me all you like, i will jsut provoke you untill you respond
Here's another example of ika/silver responding to an attempt to cool things down by getting more aggressive.
ika wrote:Silverwolf wrote:Also, MP you haven't played that many games with ika compared to me. I don't think you have the authority to tell people how to read him or not read him.
^this very much
if anything wll send me to normal to IRATE RAGE is something like this. the only one who can ever say such things about em is silver herself. i can says oem people can understand me on a baseline but to have the audacity to say "ika does this as town and scum" is only a silverwolf thing
that also being said i now am town reading silver much more. i know if she was scum she would try to buddy me on only a few points, the fact shes going through length to defend me full shows me that she is wanting to work with me.
SIlver: got any more reads?
This is where ika/silver fully fall into the stereotype of mafia couples. "Nobody has the right to judge ika/silver, because I know them way more than any of you do! Also, because they agree with me on this, it means they're totally civvie, so anybody who votes for either of us is obviously scum."
ika wrote:Silverwolf wrote:I'm not sure I'm deserving of a townread right now from you or anyone. I've hardly even gotten into this game yet.
ok. silver is now super town. i would never see her make the underlined as scum. she would of been super happy with me town reading her as scum
Maybe she knows that, and is manipulating you?
ika wrote:MovingPictures07 wrote:Silverwolf wrote:MovingPictures07 wrote:
You think Silverwolf is a human being so predictable that you know exactly what observations she would make when given a town or scum role card?
I'd prefer not to have yet another game where this discussion is had. It gets really, really old.
It's his fault the discussion happens every game.
says the person who provoked the entire converstation.
if you have a god damn problem dake this to MOD.
ill adress all of this shit but seriously, YOUR THE OWNER OF THE SITE, you tell me that people have problem with me, POT MEET KETTLE
i have been utterly civil in this entire convo and you are the one basicly making personal.

I'm not sure that I agree with you a hundred percent on your policework there, Lou.
ika wrote:MovingPictures07 wrote:
If you can see her doing it as scum, then how on earth can you say it's a town read?
You think Silverwolf is a human being so predictable that you know exactly what observations she would make when given a town or scum role card?
ok let me tell you something out right, silver is the least predcitple person you can encaounter.
there is so much more then just "predicting" what she does as town and scum. i read what she post and look at the very mindset it comes from, i look at her agenda, i talk to her in game to sort her. it has 0 things to do with predcitibilty.
our very interactions in itself is what leads me to read her
pedit: again, let me respond to everything first, i will say that i am willing to lsiten to a lot of thing but when people go "NO" (how im perciving how your acting right now) im just gonna go full stop to it all.
agree to disagree is one thing, but how your acting and saying is "im wrong your right" and if thats the path you take i will fight the same
Apparently, silver is the most skilled, sneaky-deaky mafia player in the world. Luckily, ika has the knowledge, the skill, the pure chutzpa to know whether or not she's telling the truth. Everyone else is just kidding themselves.
ika wrote:Look, i will speak slighty on both of our behalfs but silver cna respond to this herself on this matter. You have every right to quesiton us both, im not going to try to stop that, but when we get wrong scum read for what are improper reasons (ie turf wars) we will defend regardless of alignment. defending each other is jsut a second nature thing to us. if you noticed when i was scum silver did it a lot less, when i was scum i did it even more then how im porb doing it right now.
if we think the ohter is being attacked we will defend the other, if you are asking a genral question we wouldnt respond, have you noticed how silver only defened me to you and nobody elses convo? thats cus they are speaking in a normal tone, when i see your post (and i bet silver sees the same) i see an agresion to near attack form it. so silver will jump likewise i do the same
This is the crux of this whole debacle. ika admits right here that he and silver are simply incapable of being impartial towards each other and will take any attack on either of them personally. Both of those qualities make both of them troublesome mafia players.
ika wrote:the context is that we are dating IRL.
thats all im going to say on the matter, we don't use it as reason in game and we don't want it to become one.
everything said so far has been game context related or past game reference.
lol
After this they desperately assert that they are completely seperate entities and shouldn't be grouped together. I'm gonna give a big

to that.
So after all of this analysis, what do I think about their affiliation? I think silver is scum, and is purposefully ensuring that ika and herself are distracting the thread so that all other conversation disappears. I think she's playing a very clever canny game, and I applaud her for it.
*votes silver*