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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:03 am
by A Person
i dunno twin pekas
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:54 am
by Vompatti
I wodldndltm ind twin peaks if iyuf kk noe eme wa neam mean
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:46 am
by A Person
hee hee you mean boobies
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 9:09 am
by Vompatti
haha ture xD
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:34 pm
by insertnamehere
Vompatti wrote:I wodldndltm ind twin peaks if iyuf kk noe eme wa neam mean
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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 5:16 pm
by Mongoose
I have no idea what you mean. Ever.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 5:26 pm
by Vompatti
Mongoose wrote:I have no idea what you mean. Ever.
I find that hard to believe.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 5:41 pm
by Mongoose
Vompatti wrote:Mongoose wrote:I have no idea what you mean. Ever.
I find that hard to believe.
Whoa! Look who is feisty today! Well that's me put in my place!
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 5:46 pm
by Vompatti
Mongoose wrote:Vompatti wrote:Mongoose wrote:I have no idea what you mean. Ever.
I find that hard to believe.
Whoa! Look who is feisty today! Well that's me put in my place!
1896, Amer.Eng. from feist "small dog," from fice, fist (Amer.Eng., 1805) "small dog;" short for fysting curre "stinking cur," attested from 1520s, from M.E. fysten, fisten "break wind" (mid-15c.); related to O.E. fisting "stink." The 1811 slang dictionary defines fice as "a small windy escape backwards,

Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 5:55 pm
by Mister Rearranger
Well I'm going right, so hmph. :/
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:14 pm
by Mongoose
I did not mean to insinuate that you are pooty.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:14 pm
by insertnamehere
Mongoose wrote:I have no idea what you mean. Ever.
I almost never know what Vompatti is talking about, but I pretend I do so I don't seem like an idiot.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:22 pm
by A Person
i generally know what vomps is talking about but i'm not sure it'ssomething to be proud of
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:25 pm
by Vompatti
Mongoose wrote:I did not mean to insinuate that you are pooty.
Is that a good thing or a bad thign?

Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 7:52 pm
by insertnamehere
Yet there was not a single person here either. Feeling a wave of disbelief, Stanley decided to go up to his boss's office, hoping he might find an answer there.
Coming to a staircase, Stanley walked upstairs to his boss's office.
Stepping into his manager's office, Stanley was once again stunned to discover not an indication of any human life.
Shocked, unraveled, Stanley wondered in disbelief who orchestrated this. What dark secret was being held from him?
What he could not have known was that the keypad behind the boss's desk guarded the terrible truth that his boss had been keeping from him.
And so the boss had assigned it an extra secret pin number: 2845.
But of course, Stanley couldn't possibly have known this.
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Yet incredibly, by simply pushing random buttons on the keypad, Stanley happened to input the correct code by sheer luck. Amazing.
He stepped into the newly opened passageway.
Descending deeper into the building, Stanley realized he felt a bit peculiar.
It was a stirring of emotion in his chest, as though he felt more free to think for himself, to question the nature of his job.
Why did he feel this now, when for years it had never occurred to him?
This question would not go unanswered for long.

Stanley walked straight ahead through the large door that read Mind Control Facility.
You have 24 hours to make a decision.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:23 pm
by Mongoose
Vompatti wrote:Mongoose wrote:I did not mean to insinuate that you are pooty.
Is that a good thing or a bad thign?

Being pooty? I guess it's an eye of the beholder issue.

Or maybe, more apropos, the nose of the beholder. I am sure that while you are feisty, you are not all that pooty unless frozen pizza gives you the toots. Does it?
I enjoy everyone here so much.
Let's go left. I think going straight would be doing what the Mind Control people want us to do. I'd rather not have my mind controlled, thanks.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 4:24 am
by Vompatti
Mongoose wrote:Vompatti wrote:Mongoose wrote:I did not mean to insinuate that you are pooty.
Is that a good thing or a bad thign?

Being pooty? I guess it's an eye of the beholder issue.

Or maybe, more apropos, the nose of the beholder. I am sure that while you are feisty, you are not all that pooty unless frozen pizza gives you the toots. Does it?
I enjoy everyone here so much.
Let's go left. I think going straight would be doing what the Mind Control people want us to do. I'd rather not have my mind controlled, thanks.
Toots is a slang term for "babe" or "sweetie" or "honey," or, more-negatively, "tart" or "prostitute."
I woudlnd't mind going left.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 11:48 am
by Mongoose
Vompatti wrote:
Toots is a slang term for "babe" or "sweetie" or "honey," or, more-negatively, "tart" or "prostitute."
Logan, have you been calling me a "prostitute"?
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 5:20 pm
by thellama73
Mongoose wrote:Vompatti wrote:
Toots is a slang term for "babe" or "sweetie" or "honey," or, more-negatively, "tart" or "prostitute."
Logan, have you been calling me a "prostitute"?
Of course not, Toots. Now let's 23 skidoo.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY ONE}
Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 5:26 pm
by insertnamehere
thellama73 wrote:Mongoose wrote:Vompatti wrote:
Toots is a slang term for "babe" or "sweetie" or "honey," or, more-negatively, "tart" or "prostitute."
Logan, have you been calling me a "prostitute"?
Of course not, Toots. Now let's
23 skidoo.
What kind of sick depraved sexual act is that supposed to be a reference to, Llama?
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 5:34 pm
by thellama73
That should have been in dead red. My apologies.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 7:53 pm
by insertnamehere
Still need three votes.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 7:53 pm
by insertnamehere
T-MINUS ONE MINUTE
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 10:03 pm
by insertnamehere
When the majority of players have not voted in a poll, the poll will be changed to one with no time limit until at least the majority of people have voted.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 10:11 pm
by A Person
k
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 8:16 am
by Vompatti
THROW AWAY DO NOT EAT
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 7:55 pm
by insertnamehere
Although this passageway had the word "Escape" written on it, the truth was that at the end of this hall, Stanley would meet his violent death.
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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 7:58 pm
by Mongoose
Continue down the hallway
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 8:00 pm
by insertnamehere
The door behind him was not shut. Stanley still had every opportunity to turn around and get back on track.
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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 8:37 pm
by Mongoose
Turn around and get back on track.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 8:54 pm
by insertnamehere
Mongoose wrote:Turn around and get back on track.
>: REQUEST DENIED
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 9:22 pm
by Mongoose
Shut the door.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 9:33 pm
by insertnamehere
Mongoose wrote:Shut the door.
>:REQUEST DENIED
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 10:43 pm
by Mongoose
CONTINUE DOWN THE HALLWAY?
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 10:45 pm
by insertnamehere
At this point, Stanley was making a conscious and concerted effort to walk forward, and willingly confront his death.
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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 10:47 pm
by Mongoose
CONTINUE DOWN THE HALLWAY
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY TWO}
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 10:48 pm
by insertnamehere
And so he entered the chamber and stepped into the machine.
As the machine whirred into motion and Stanley was inched closer and closer to his demise, he reflected that his life had been of no consequence whatsoever.
Stanley can't see the bigger picture. He doesn't know the real story. Trapped forever in his narrow vision of what this world is.
Perhaps his death was of no great loss, like plucking the eyeballs from a blind man.
And so he resigned and willingly accepted this violent end to his brief and shallow life.
Farewell, Stanley.
You have 24 hours to lynch someone.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 10:54 pm
by Mongoose
Go Go Robot Vompatti
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 5:50 am
by Vompatti
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 2:15 pm
by A Person
coredd for movmt boecause i think it owull make him aoutomtaically win the game
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 2:37 pm
by Mongoose
A Person wrote:coredd for movmt boecause i think it owull make him aoutomtaically win the game
Translate please ^
Coredd for movmt = ?
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 2:43 pm
by insertnamehere
Mongoose wrote:A Person wrote:coredd for movmt boecause i think it owull make him aoutomtaically win the game
Translate please ^
Coredd for movmt = ?
I believe it means "no" in Yiddish.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 2:46 pm
by A Person
Mongoose wrote:A Person wrote:coredd for movmt boecause i think it owull make him aoutomtaically win the game
Translate please ^
Coredd for movmt = ?
voted for vomps
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 2:52 pm
by Mongoose
insertnamehere wrote:Mongoose wrote:A Person wrote:coredd for movmt boecause i think it owull make him aoutomtaically win the game
Translate please ^
Coredd for movmt = ?
I believe it means "no" in Yiddish.
That would have made more sense than what he actually said, haha.
Well, all right, Matty. Thanks for getting on board.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 10:17 pm
by insertnamehere
I really don't want to have to extend the poll for another 24 hours.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 10:19 pm
by A Person
well vomps is asleep so he's definitely not voting
i dunno about the others
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 10:25 pm
by insertnamehere
Guys, you have to remember to vote or I may get very angry!
Seriously, I may use all caps to shout at you!
It won't be pretty.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 11:02 pm
by insertnamehere
Please for the love of {insert religious figure here} vote.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 11:04 pm
by Mongoose
I think Vomps is probably abstaining inadvertently as I am betting he is already asleep for the night.
Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE FOUR; DAY FOUR}
Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 11:13 pm
by insertnamehere
He apparently didn't feel like voting when he was logged in earlier.