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Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:30 pm
by Snow Dog
My only apprehension is that Smaug may be unlynchable. Or maybe for the first time.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:45 pm
by Epignosis
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Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:46 pm
by Snow Dog
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Is he Smaug?
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:50 pm
by Epignosis
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Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:50 pm
by Epignosis
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Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:51 pm
by Snow Dog
Epignosis wrote:A trson Peromputromputroutersoublersoubler Coutroutersoubleron Pe. trsomputr Compublerson Coublerson trsompubleromputeron te. Persompublersoubler teromputer troubler tron Computeromputerson Peromputeron Per Peroutrsompublerompubler Per A Coute. Pe. Computron Compubler terson A tron trsoubler A tersoutr Con Person tr Persoubler Peron Coutron Per A Con A Pe. Coubler Con A Per Per A A A tr ter Pe. Computrompute. Persouble. Peron tr Con Pe. Per Pe. Compuble. teroublersouteroublersoubleron A teromputr
I remember. Who is Smaug?
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:52 pm
by Snow Dog
Epignosis wrote:Smaug killled. killllllllled. killed. Smaug killled. Smaug Smaug Smaug killed. Smaug killed. Smaug killled. Smaug Smaug Smaug Smaug kiled. Smaug Smaug kiled. Smaug Smaug kiled. Smaug Smaug kiled. Smaug killed. kiled. killed. Smaug Smaug Smaug kiled. kiled. Smaug kiled. Smaug killled. killled. killlled. Smaug Smaug kiled. Smaug killed. kiled. Smaug Smaug killed. Smaug killled. Smaug Smaug kiled. kiled. killled. Smaug killed. Smaug Smaug killled. Smaug Smaug Smaug kiled. Smaug kiled. kiled. kiled. k
last night?
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:54 pm
by Epignosis
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Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:55 pm
by Snow Dog
Epignosis wrote:Voting juling Vots. Vots. juling Voting Votiets. julieting Voting Vots. Voting juling julieting Vots. Vots. Votietietiets. Vots. Vots. Vots. Voting Vots. juling juling Vots. juling Votiets. juliets. Voting Votiets. Votiets. Votiets. juling juling juling Vots. juling julieting juling Votiets. Vots. Votieting juling juling Vots. Votiets. Vots. Votietietieting juling juling Voting Vots. juliets. juling juling julietiets. juliets. juling julieting juling Vots. julietietieting Voting Vots. juling Vots.
I was going to do exactly the same
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:56 pm
by Snow Dog
Votes Juliets
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:31 pm
by Kylemii
whoops I thought the poll ended tonight :0
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:46 pm
by Russtifinko
Day 12
The four remaining members of the group trekked further into the labyrinth of wealth. Snow Dog had an idea. "Hey wait, what if we try to get to high ground? We might be able to see Smaug from further up!"
And so they began to search for a staircase. Epi was the first to find one, off in the corner of the throne room. After a turn at a right angle led into a smaller antechamber, filled with fine furs and a large, cracked mirror. The group thought it somewhat miraculous that the former King's dressing-room had escaped Smaug's destruction so completely, and speculated that because the riches here were not of stone or metal the dragon had ignored them in his pillages.
Kylemii was too scared to even speak, even protected from the dragon. Epi and Snow Dog quietly agreed to vote for juliets, but she raised her voice, shouting them down. "WE'RE KILLING KYLEMII!!" she screamed, and Epi and Snow Dog were so stunned by the sheer volume of her voice that they feared to protest too strongly.
juliets stalked over and made quick work of Kylemii where he cowered, and ripped at his face until a mask fell to the ground. "Told you," she said.
Kylemii has been lynched. He was the Goblin Torturer.
The MIsty Mountains Goblins have been eliminated.
Tonight's riddle:
What looks back at you, unseeing? It disappears in the dark, and doesn't truly exist.
*Note: I am ready and willing to end the Night as soon as all poll answers, riddle answers, and PMs are in. Take your time considering, and you do have the full 24 hours if you want it, but if you want to move things along faster that is fine with me as well.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:08 pm
by Kylemii
disasterous indeed. Good luck everyone <3
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:36 pm
by Marmot
Russtifinko wrote:The Misty Mountains Goblins have been eliminated.
Bummer
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:38 pm
by Tangrowth
Metalmarsh89 wrote:Russtifinko wrote:The Misty Mountains Goblins have been eliminated.
Bummer

Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:48 pm
by Snow Dog
Well Kylemii was exactly who I thought he was so I don't know what Rob was thinking.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:37 pm
by juliets
You should have voted with me. I knew it had to be Kyle.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:46 pm
by Snow Dog
juliets wrote:You should have voted with me. I knew it had to be Kyle.
So did I. I coyuldn;t have been clearer
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:37 pm
by Turnip Head
RIP misty goblins 
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:45 pm
by A Person
[np/dead]aww[/np/dead]
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:54 pm
by juliets
Just fyi, I am traveling tomorrow so if night does end early, and I'm still alive, i won't be around until late (after eight).
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:06 pm
by Russtifinko
juliets wrote:Just fyi, I am traveling tomorrow so if night does end early, and I'm still alive, i won't be around until late (after eight).
That's fine. Since there's so few left, if Night ends early, you are still alive, and the game isn't over, I can extend the day to allow you to vote and do whatever else you need to do.
Damn, the suspense is even killing me!!!
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:12 pm
by birdwithteeth11
Where is the endgame?!?! :P
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:23 am
by Snow Dog
It looks like you or me will die tonight Rob. If it's me, good luck.
And juliets if I am wrong about you.....well...good luck too.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:59 pm
by fingersplints
birdwithteeth11 wrote:Where is the endgame?!?! :P
Right? Glad we voted shorter days before we died!
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:14 pm
by Russtifinko
Hoping to post in about an hour. We'll see, though. I'm moving tomorrow, so my house is frantic today.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:27 pm
by Epignosis
Russtifinko wrote:Hoping to post in about an hour. We'll see, though. I'm moving tomorrow, so my house is frantic today.
Tell the Sackville-Bagginses to fuck off.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:34 pm
by Snow Dog
Epignosis wrote:Russtifinko wrote:Hoping to post in about an hour. We'll see, though. I'm moving tomorrow, so my house is frantic today.
Tell the Sackville-Bagginses to fuck off.
lol
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:06 pm
by Russtifinko
Night 12 - Smaug's Revenge
Epi and Snow Dog spent the day climbing stairs, moving quietly from chamber to chamber, to try to gain the high ground above Smaug. Eventually, they reached a balcony that looked out over the entire underground palace that had once belonged to Thrór. When they reached the top, Snow Dog yelled, "Come on, Smaug! Ruler of stone and dirt! You've never left this dank hole because you're scared to find a real warrior out there! Show yourself, you coward!"
Smaug, incensed, obliged. He roared fiercely and beat his wings furiously to lift off and try to reach the two remaining members of the company. Snow Dog, in a fit of battle-lust, leaped off the balcony to meet him, intending to stab the beast dead with his elven dagger. However, as he fell, fear gripped his heart, and he dropped the dagger before he could complete his stroke. Smaug burned him and swallowed him up in one bite.
Then the calamitous beast amused itself for days playing cat-and-mouse alone with Epignosis, and when Epi, the last of the dwarves, was dead, he lay down amid his accumulated wealth, there to bask in the splendor he had accumulated, rest, and bide his time.
Snow Dog has been killed by Smaug.
Smaug has won the game! Big congratulations to juliets are in order!
Because of previously mentioned rl issues, I probably won't get around to posting endgame stuff tonight. And there is a lot to share. Thanks for your patience, and I really hope you've all enjoyed the game!
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:19 pm
by Bullzeye
Congrats Juliets! I was so hoping you'd burn them all after I died!

Once I was alone I started just trying to play for any side and didn't care who won as long as I could stick with them. No team ever got enough wood elf points for us to join them, probably because of the constant bandwagon attempts directed at Boogs. I really thought I'd made my allegiance super obvious after defending him so hard but apparently people didn't put two and two together there.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:19 pm
by Epignosis

So I needed to forgo the armor and augment my vote.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:21 pm
by Bullzeye
Epignosis wrote:
So I needed to forgo the armor and augment my vote.
The day I died, I could have afforded six votes (though I only bought three). I was tempted to blow the whole thing on lynching you but figured you deserved at least a chance to win even if I was annoyed with you chasing me so much. What were you saying earlier about knowing I was the king but just using me to draw out Smaug? This is what I meant by knowing I was being used, and I wanted to get NKed just to ruin your attempt
Also seriously how the hell did I survive when Llama died? I genuinely did delete the PM to buy votes so I have no idea what saved me.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:26 pm
by fingersplints
Congratulations juliets! You played a great game!
I loved all my btsc. MM, TH, DP, AP, Kyle. <3 You guys were awesome
bullz, I switched llamas vote. That might have done it
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:27 pm
by Epignosis
Bullzeye wrote:Epignosis wrote:
So I needed to forgo the armor and augment my vote.
The day I died, I could have afforded six votes (though I only bought three). I was tempted to blow the whole thing on lynching you but figured you deserved at least a chance to win even if I was annoyed with you chasing me so much. What were you saying earlier about knowing I was the king but just using me to draw out Smaug? This is what I meant by knowing I was being used, and I wanted to get NKed just to ruin your attempt
Also seriously how the hell did I survive when Llama died? I genuinely did delete the PM to buy votes so I have no idea what saved me.
I did feel bad by the way (even though I pretended not to). But as soon as juliets, after having followed me ALL game said "Well, Epi's been known to be wrong," and then voted MM and survived that? That was a big red flag.
A pity I didn't spend my money more wisely. And I had a lot of it.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:30 pm
by S~V~S
Congratulations Smaug 
I did not know the roles in the game, although a few days ago Russti asked me a question about something and mentioned that Juliets was Smaug, and I was FLOORED. I had no idea~ she played a seamless game, IMO.
Very fun game to watch~
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:30 pm
by Epignosis
My first civilian win eluded me because of poor money management.

Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:31 pm
by Bullzeye
fingersplints wrote:Congratulations juliets! You played a great game!
I loved all my btsc. MM, TH, DP, AP, Kyle. <3 You guys were awesome
bullz, I switched llamas vote. That might have done it
Ah okay! I sent you cash that night thinking you were a civ and hoping you'd think it was a hint that I was still on the civ team (even though I could, and was happy to, win with anyone). If a baddie or civ with btsc had got 100 wood elf points we would've joined btsc with you. I was really hoping to do that, especially since Boogs and Spaghetti died within 24 hours of each other and left me all alone!
Oh yeah, and Boogs didn't fake that silence. Basically his secret was that he had a 6th of a chance to get drunk with the vintner each night and if he did he was silenced. It happened to him on night 1 and instead of claiming his own role had silenced him he was mistakenly a little too honest about what happened and so people thought he was lying and it was too late to cover up.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:34 pm
by Tangrowth
Wow, what a game and what an ending!!!!
Congratulations to Juliets!!! Very well played.
Thanks for hosting, Russ, what an amazing game! I hated dying but once I got over that I loved watching along.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:34 pm
by Bullzeye
Epignosis wrote:
A pity I didn't spend my money more wisely. And I had a lot of it.
I had about 2400 when I died. If I'd been careful I could've been unlynchable at the end. How much did everyone else have? If I sent someone cash it basically meant I liked things they were saying or was trying to hint to them. I sent Snow money on night one to apologise for the random vote during the day, and TH (maybe Dom too?) got some for defending Boogs.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:36 pm
by fingersplints
it's too bad DP died early. All that money to steal.
Who was the mayor?
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:38 pm
by fingersplints
And I forgot to say, excellent game host! I had loads of fun

Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:39 pm
by Epignosis
Bullzeye wrote:Epignosis wrote:
A pity I didn't spend my money more wisely. And I had a lot of it.
I had about 2400 when I died. If I'd been careful I could've been unlynchable at the end. How much did everyone else have? If I sent someone cash it basically meant I liked things they were saying or was trying to hint to them. I sent Snow money on night one to apologise for the random vote during the day, and TH (maybe Dom too?) got some for defending Boogs.
After surviving my first kill, I kept buying leather vests. I was, after my the first attempt on my life, un-NKable. I wasn't expecting MM to fuck up the numbers like he did. Had I never bought another vest, I could have amped up my voting, which might have changed things around.
After juliets tried to kill me, I figured that I didn't need votes, but that someone would NK me again soon. That never happened, and it cost me.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:43 pm
by Tangrowth
I can't believe how close to the wire the other goblin team and the civs came to winning this thing. The endgame was definitely intense and pretty awesome.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:51 pm
by fingersplints
MMs lynch came out of nowhere I felt like so I'm glad he got to bring a couple down with him. THs secret was something like if he's lynched the kill was less effective lol So it evened out
It's unfortunate all of our team got kinda busy at the same time (and when it was more critical for us to be around) We pretty much wasted all our money
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:27 pm
by Snow Dog
was it even possible for Smaug to die.
As a side note if she had killed epi i woud have won too.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:28 pm
by Snow Dog
This is why Mafia sucks I quit. So long folks.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:28 pm
by Epignosis
Snow Dog wrote:was it even possible for Smaug to die.
As a side note if she had killed epi i woud have won too.
She couldn't have killed me.
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:38 pm
by Epignosis
Snow Dog wrote:This is why Mafia sucks I quit. So long folks.
What?
If I were in Wales, I'd buy you a drink. We did our best and in the end it wasn't enough. I really, really thought I could win this one too, but it didn't happen. I would have had to do something counter-intuitive (I assume), which would have meant you STILL wouldn't have won.
You drove me nuts in this game, I want you to know.

Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:53 pm
by Dom
Bullzeye wrote:Epignosis wrote:
A pity I didn't spend my money more wisely. And I had a lot of it.
I had about 2400 when I died. If I'd been careful I could've been unlynchable at the end. How much did everyone else have? If I sent someone cash it basically meant I liked things they were saying or was trying to hint to them. I sent Snow money on night one to apologise for the random vote during the day, and TH (maybe Dom too?) got some for defending Boogs.
I think that's about what I had (partially thanks to you), in terms of gold.
HEDGIE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HAVE A DAGGER WHYYYY WHYYY AHHH WHY
I WORKED SO HARD THIS GAME AHHHHH
Re: The Hobbit Mafia: Day 12
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 8:02 pm
by S~V~S
I just have to say that all of you guys were so awesome; sometimes being the Mod means you have to say things to people that they don't like, like, "Chill out, throttle back, STFU!!!!!" and you guys barely gave me and Russti any grief whatsoever when it came to that. We said "Stop" and you did. I have hosted/played games where that was not the case, so please know that I mean it
There was a high drama level early in the game, but IMO that was all about passion. You guys rocked
