The Syndicate

DharmaHelper wrote:Funny or Die was born on the Piano. A couple of us had BTSC and were on a mafia team and decided to kill people based on if they were funny or not. Funny or Die. I think it was one of the Recruitment Mafias.

Pretty much.

It was Erlatz's team; DH came up with the motto that every decision we made with our night actions that we would have to do the most funny (and often thus chaotic) result possible.

That was a hell of a game and a hell of a team too. Still my favorite BTSC I've ever had and maybe still my favorite game ever too. And DH was the Seemer in that game and revealed himself as the "Holy Ghost". So awesome. I really, really loved that game. The BTSC was the icing on the cake.

DH, me, Turnip Head, Canucklehead, PenguinJosh, and bleag. Awesome stuff.

Purple jello ftw!

Anyway, DH is the one in the hotseat; I'll let you guys ask him more questions now.

Snow. Love it, hate it, or meh?

3 things you'd bring to a desert island?

Valentines Day? Love it, hate it, or meh?

Dogs or Cats?

Last song you heard?

Snow - Eh

Desert Island - Flint, a Tent, and a camera

Valentines Day - Eh

Dogs

Colors of the Wind or w/e from Pocahontas.

It's Sunday and you should all know what that means. DharmaHelper is officially off the hook. Give him a big thank you for being such a great participant!

Next up in the Interrogation Room is....

Ask good questions, k? And remember, interrogations are expensive in Finald, so don't waste this opportunity! Ture.

Did you ever finish recompiling Gentoo?

is there anything that's not expensive in Finland?
Favorite color?
Favorite comfort food?
Which writers do you most admire? Which ones have most influenced you writing?
Who should I read that you think I might not know about?
How goes the lit journal?
what is the turest advice you've ever heard?

Other than this question, is there a question on earth I've not asked you yet?

A Person wrote:Did you ever finish recompiling Gentoo?

I did it again with Genkernel and now it'll probabllby work butt isn't optimized for my hardware if you know what imean.

Vompatti wrote:

A Person wrote:Did you ever finish recompiling Gentoo?

I did it again with Genkernel and now it'll probabllby work butt isn't optimized for my hardware if you know what imean.

sort of k

bea wrote:is there anything that's not expensive in Finland?

some kinds of macaroni are not very expenisve.

Favorite color?

turquoise.

Favorite comfort food?

potato chips.

Which writers do you most admire? Which ones have most influenced you writing?

Daniil Kharms, Samuel Beckett, Flann O'Brien, Alfred Jarry and William Burroughs.

Who should I read that you think I might not know about?

D. A. Levy.

How goes the lit journal?

Slow. You should all wrirte for it.

what is the turest advice you've ever heard?

If you can, don't.

Mongoose wrote:Other than this question, is there a question on earth I've not asked you yet?

Yes, but I'm too shy to mention it.

:OOOO:O:OOOooOooo

Omg Vopsm

What's your favourite frozne pizza flavour?
How many froezn pizzas do you have in the fridge at the moment?
What's your favourite cheap burger joint?
What kind of potato chips do you like?
How's the census person doing q.m.
How's the radiator?
How you doin' q.m.
Have you managed to make an extra chair from cubic wombat poop?

Lizzy wrote::OOOO:O:OOOooOooo

Omg Vopsm

omg hi

What's your favourite frozne pizza flavour?

salami k

How many froezn pizzas do you have in the fridge at the moment?

only 4 (four)

What's your favourite cheap burger joint?

There are no cheap burger joints in Fianlndnl, McDonald's is probalblly the cheapest.

What kind of potato chips do you like?

Sour cream & onion , butt also salt & vinegar k

How's the census person doing q.m.

Not so good. He's at his wit's end.

How's the radiator?

Wut radiator? I would say about every other of my radiators is functioning quite properly.

How you doin' q.m.

k

Have you managed to make an extra chair from cubic wombat poop?

wtf ewwww no. But I did buy a cheap chinese washing masschine.

In three sentences or less, what is your outlook on life?

Do you have any stories about making your music?

What color underwear are you currently wearing?

insertnamehere wrote:In three sentences or less, what is your outlook on life?

You have an open lookout on life. You are optimistic about things and open minded to different ideas. You consider all possible choices when deciding something. You want to make the right choices for yourself and look at different outcomes. This is really good. You get a wide range of things and topics in life.

Do you have any stories about making your music?

I can't think of any. I usually make it on the floor.

What color underwear are you currently wearing?

Balck.

I'm in your area, teaching bitches how to swim?

Would you eat Taco Bell given the chance?

agleaminranks wrote:I'm in your area, teaching bitches how to swim?

ture

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:Would you eat Taco Bell given the chance?

i would k

i eat anything that moves

Vompatti wrote:

Mongoose wrote:Other than this question, is there a question on earth I've not asked you yet?

Yes, but I'm too shy to mention it.

Don't worry; I'm too much of a lady to ask



What was the last movie you saw?

What are three words that pop into your head when you think of Matt?

What's the best part of your writing group?

If you were forced to get a tattoo, what would it be of and where?

Do you already have a tattoo?

Do you have anything pierced?

What's the last thing on/in your body that was infected?

What color is your toothbrush?

Mongoose wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

Mongoose wrote:Other than this question, is there a question on earth I've not asked you yet?

Yes, but I'm too shy to mention it.

Don't worry; I'm too much of a lady to ask



What was the last movie you saw?

City of the Living Dead.

What are three words that pop into your head when you think of Matt?

"The cat sat on the Matt."

What's the best part of your writing group?

the gril(s).

Vompatti wrote:

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:Would you eat Taco Bell given the chance?

i would k

i eat anything that moves

I think there's a distinct possibility that anything you'd purchase from Taco Bell could move, k.

^

Mongoose wrote:If you were forced to get a tattoo, what would it be of and where?

The letter psi (Ψ) on my left wrist.

Do you already have a tattoo?

i don't k

Do you have anything pierced?

not that i know of.

What's the last thing on/in your body that was infected?

i don't remember. probably something i wasn't aware of.

What color is your toothbrush?

mostly white with some green or blue areas.

bump

ture

Hi Vomps

In Finland is it possible to find rootbeer? Specifically A&W Rootbeer?

Do ya like twinkies?

If you had sparkly fingers would you show them off or hide them?

Have you asked any of the girls in your writing group out on a date?

What color are your favorite socks?

Whats design or not is on your favorite T-shirt?

Do you have a cat? If yes what is his/her name?

Why do you always lie about your ture age?

Does the government lady keep taking your moeny?

What is the most expensive thing one can buy in finalnd?

Roxy wrote:Hi Vomps

hi

In Finland is it possible to find rootbeer? Specifically A&W Rootbeer?

I think I've seen it somewhere but not very often.

Do ya like twinkies?

I probalbly would but we don't have them in Fianlndl.

If you had sparkly fingers would you show them off or hide them?

I'd keep them in my pockets a lot and maybe later donate them for science.

Have you asked any of the girls in your writing group out on a date?

I haven't, but I had a dream where one of them told me I should have a sofa.

What color are your favorite socks?

Black, but I've always wanted brown ones.

Whats design or not is on your favorite T-shirt?

I like blank t-shirts the best.

Do you have a cat? If yes what is his/her name?

I don't. Hank.

agleaminranks wrote:Why do you always lie about your ture age?

It's a reflex.

Does the government lady keep taking your moeny?

No, she promised not to take it for at least a few monhts.

What is the most expensive thing one can buy in finalnd?

A Finland-sized area of land.

oooooooh

WHAT DID YOU DO TO FIP?

Vomps wrote:I'd keep them in my pockets a lot and maybe later donate them for science.

lol I really enjoyed reading your answers.

But I have another now kk?

Who is Hank? And what does he look like?
If you were to buy a rootbeer how much american money would it cost?
Do you wear a hat?

asl?

A Person wrote:WHAT DID YOU DO TO FIP?

notihng i'm iinnnocent k

Roxy wrote:

Vomps wrote:I'd keep them in my pockets a lot and maybe later donate them for science.

lol I really enjoyed reading your answers.

But I have another now kk?

Who is Hank? And what does he look like?

My potential cat which I would have if I had a cat. Brown striped.

If you were to buy a rootbeer how much american money would it cost?

$2.75 I think.

Do you wear a hat?

I've worn one once or twice and I might again in the future.

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:asl?

25 m finanlnld

What do you think of the band Sigur Ros? That's the only Finland pop culture I know of. Any good Finnish musicians, films etc that you'd recommend?

Tell me more about this lit journal? What do you like to write?

Turnip Head wrote:What do you think of the band Sigur Ros? That's the only Finland pop culture I know of. Any good Finnish musicians, films etc that you'd recommend?

They're from Iceland and they make me sleepy.

Music: CMX, YUP, Terveet kädet, Radiopuhelimet, Alamaailman vasarat, Babylon Whores, Deep Turtle, Liimanarina, M. A. Numminen, Kauko Röyhkä, Tuomari Nurmio, Wigwam.

Films: Kahdeksan surmanluotia (Mikko Niskanen), Drifting Clouds (Aki Kaurismäki), La vie de bohème (Aki Kaurismäki), Työmiehen päiväkirja (Risto Jarva), Katsastus (Matti Ijäs).

Tell me more about this lit journal? What do you like to write?

The lit journal is Nervous Horse. Rumour has it that they publish anything.

I mostly write anti-post-modern neo-absurdist fiction.

are you in school? if so what are you studying?
If not, what sort of work do you do?
what's the best kind of tea?
what cartoon character best represents your personality?

bea wrote:are you in school? if so what are you studying?

No. I used to study literature.

If not, what sort of work do you do?

I'm a bum.

what's the best kind of tea?

Black.

what cartoon character best represents your personality?

Garfield.

did you know I make a pretty kick arse lasagna? You should try it k?

have you ever thought about teaching?

Vompatti wrote:

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:asl?

25 m finanlnld

This is not true ^

bea wrote:did you know I make a pretty kick arse lasagna? You should try it k?

I didn't k. Ture.

have you ever thought about teaching?

I'm too shy to think about it.

Mongoose wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:asl?

25 m finanlnld

This is not true ^

*26 m ifnallndln

did you forget your birfday or did you LIE?!

What is the closest object to you right now aside from your computer?

Do you wear glasses or corrective lenses?

What do you think of Llama's mustache?

What kind of person irritates you like none other?

Does your toilet paper roll over the top or under, or are you a complete rebel and it sits free of any dispenser? (Ours does, but that is not because we are rebels but because we are lazy, just saying...)

Can you whistle?

How do you feel about pet birds?

bea wrote:did you forget your birfday or did you LIE?!

I didn't lie. Age is just a number.