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Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 1:22 am
by Russtifinko
Ok, ok, you guys convinced me. I'll show you why the gorilla video was funny.



3:10-5:05

"Do NOT go to Stage 2!"

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 7:59 am
by Lizzy
Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Lizzy wrote::overreact: I shall avenge you, Rsusit! :noble:
You can't avenge someone if you killed 'em. That's just plain suicide. :srsnod:

I self-voted again because I'm a moron.
I don't slaughter my allies (unless they're Bullz or DH, but they're usually given a prior warning)

Now stop being a mormon. You're my new ally.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 8:02 am
by Lizzy
Epignosis wrote:A mailman was retiring after 30 years of service on the same route.

Many residents gave him gifts for his retirement.

One resident gave him a bottle of expensive whiskey.

Another gave him a humidor filled with fine cigars.

At the end of the route, however, as he was delivering the mail, Lizzy approached him wearing a very skimpy outfit. She invited him inside and he spent the night with her.

The next morning, the mailman awoke to the smell of breakfast. He went downstairs.

"This is for you," Lizzy said.

It was an envelope. Inside was a five dollar bill.

"What's this for?" the astonished mail carrier asked.

"It's yours," Lizzy said.

"But why?"

Lizzy rolled her eyes as she finished the eggs. "I told my husband you were retiring and asked what to do about it. He said 'Fuck him. Give him $5.'"
WTF I've never been more insulted in my life.

I don't have eggs for breakfast. :mad:

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 10:26 am
by Boogs
Lizzy wrote:
Epignosis wrote:A mailman was retiring after 30 years of service on the same route.

Many residents gave him gifts for his retirement.

One resident gave him a bottle of expensive whiskey.

Another gave him a humidor filled with fine cigars.

At the end of the route, however, as he was delivering the mail, Lizzy approached him wearing a very skimpy outfit. She invited him inside and he spent the night with her.

The next morning, the mailman awoke to the smell of breakfast. He went downstairs.

"This is for you," Lizzy said.

It was an envelope. Inside was a five dollar bill.

"What's this for?" the astonished mail carrier asked.

"It's yours," Lizzy said.

"But why?"

Lizzy rolled her eyes as she finished the eggs. "I told my husband you were retiring and asked what to do about it. He said 'Fuck him. Give him $5.'"
WTF I've never been more insulted in my life.

I don't have eggs for breakfast. :mad:
Lol. Now I'm hungry but not for eggs. Must be the pregnancy kicking in again. Ugh, these kittens will be the death of me...

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 10:31 am
by A Person
i had eggs this morningn :O

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 10:34 am
by Boogs
A Person wrote:i had eggs this morningn :O
Were they fresh out of a chicken's rectum?

I decided to go ahead and vote, so I won't forget this time, for insertnamehere unless some crazy evidence were to pop up before the poll closed lol

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 10:39 am
by A Person
Boogs wrote:
A Person wrote:i had eggs this morningn :O
Were they fresh out of a chicken's rectum?

I decided to go ahead and vote, so I won't forget this time, for insertnamehere unless some crazy evidence were to pop up before the poll closed lol
chickens have a cloaca k

and no :(

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 10:52 am
by Lizzy
I'm with you, Boogie! DEATH TO INH! :mafia:

Also, how can you people have eggs in the morning without throwing up? :\

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 11:03 am
by A Person
Lizzy wrote:I'm with you, Boogie! DEATH TO INH! :mafia:

Also, how can you people have eggs in the morning without throwing up? :\
by cooking them of course

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 11:08 am
by Epignosis
I can't believe I'm voting Lizzy over eggs. :eek:

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 11:21 am
by A Person
Epignosis wrote:I can't believe I'm voting Lizzy over eggs. :eek:
Well it won't be over easy. That's to say, she's a tough egg to crack.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 12:53 pm
by Boogs
Hey A Person didn't explain why they voted for Insertnamehere.

Also, those eggs may be over easy, but you're not ;) lol

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 1:08 pm
by Marmot
A Person wrote:
Epignosis wrote:I can't believe I'm voting Lizzy over eggs. :eek:
Well it won't be over easy. That's to say, she's a tough egg to crack.
As sure as eggs is eggs.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 1:33 pm
by A Person
Boogs wrote:Hey A Person didn't explain why they voted for Insertnamehere.

Also, those eggs may be over easy, but you're not ;) lol
Well I'm scrambled, then.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 1:37 pm
by Marmot
I'm blanched.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 1:51 pm
by A Person
and I htink INH is a hard boiled criminal!

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 3:11 pm
by Ben Linus
It's nearly the end of Day 3. Time to dig in your heels and amp up the funny!

Seriously, let's go for broke, guys. All in to win.

Make like Bob Saget and [redacted] a [redacted, redacted].

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 4:03 pm
by insertnamehere
Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 4:06 pm
by Turnip Head
INH has been lynched. He was a sick sonuvabitch.

It is now night 3. A new Smiter has risen.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 5:19 pm
by Boogs
I thought he was the kitty killer/ annoying everyone :(

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 5:20 pm
by Marmot
What kind of sick fucko would join the bandwagon of a self-voter?

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 5:32 pm
by insertnamehere
Metalmarsh89 wrote:What kind of sick fucko would join the bandwagon of a self-voter?
:shrug:

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 5:53 pm
by insertnamehere
Boogs wrote:I thought he was the kitty killer/ annoying everyone :(
Well, at least I thought I was funny.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 11:48 pm
by Boogs
Crickets it's been quiet guys

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 10:40 am
by Lizzy
Turnip Head wrote:INH has been lynched.He was a sick sonuvabitch.

ture

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 12:31 pm
by Marmot
Damn smiters. Go away.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 12:45 pm
by Boogs
Smiter no smiting! We gotta get this mother kitty on the next poll

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 1:31 pm
by Ben Linus
Contest: Mix 'em Up

For this contest, take three different body segments to make one funky person. PM us with your creation. For instance, put Celebrity A's head on Celebrity B's Body with Clown Z's footwear. The contest is open to interpretation and your character need not be human.

The deadline is one (1) hour before the Day 4 lynch poll closes. Best of luck.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 6:31 pm
by Marmot
Wot day is it?

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 8:33 pm
by Boogs
I think it's still Night 3. Hmmm

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 8:50 pm
by Turnip Head
A Person has been Smited. It is now Day 4. Sorry for the delay!

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 9:39 pm
by A Person
[ded]sad face[/ded]

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 9:41 pm
by Epignosis
A Person wrote:[ded]sad face[/ded]
The word is actually "smote." :consoling:

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 9:52 pm
by A Person
Epignosis wrote:
A Person wrote:[ded]sad face[/ded]
The word is actually "smote." :consoling:
I hope this isn't the definition you are thinking of, I'm not sure I like you guys that much. (yet ;))

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 10:47 pm
by Boogs
A Person :(

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 11:02 pm
by Ben Linus
Alternate Contest: Fortune Cookie

Each player, via PM, can submit up to 3 Fortune Cookie fortunes to the host and me. You don't want to miss it.

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Note: You can enter both Day 4 contests for extra oomph.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 11:04 pm
by Ben Linus
Remember that baking up some puns is not going to win you any points. However, really clever and hilarious fortunes will behoove you.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 10:30 am
by Marmot
Kitties don't have hooves.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 10:30 am
by Marmot
Epi is playing this game? Oh...

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 10:47 am
by Boogs
I know I'm not the kitty killer, so I have a 33% chance now of voting out this tricky smiter lol. Hmmmm

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 1:19 pm
by Boogs
Because he hasn't had any votes, Epignosis :p

Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 1:21 pm
by Epignosis
Metalmarsh89 wrote:What kind of sick fucko would join the bandwagon of a self-voter?
But you haven't self-voted. :eye:

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 2:11 pm
by Boogs
Hey that's a good point Epignosis. I'm changing my vote lol

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 2:19 pm
by Lizzy
Yes, he had. Boogie, change your vote. We're taking Robignosis down. :ohyeah:

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 4:42 pm
by Boogs
Lizzy wrote:Yes, he had. Boogie, change your vote. We're taking Robignosis down. :ohyeah:
I think he makes a good point though. Metalmarsh had self voted the whole game, except this time. Which makes me believe they are the Smiter

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 5:08 pm
by Marmot
My vote has been placed. Things aren't looking good for me. :( Why is everyone voting for me?

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 9:47 pm
by Turnip Head
Metalmarsh has been lynched. He was a female.

It is now Night 4. There's a new Smiter in town.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 11:12 pm
by Boogs
So how will we win now? Lol Only 2 of us will remain and they will vote each other. Ahhhhhh this game is cray cray for a little kitty! Mrow!

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 11:41 pm
by insertnamehere
Boogs wrote:So how will we win now? Lol Only 2 of us will remain and they will vote each other. Ahhhhhh this game is cray cray for a little kitty! Mrow!
if boogs makes another cat reference, please claw my eyes out.

Re: Funny or Die - Day 4

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 11:56 pm
by Ben Linus
Contest: Cat Jokes/Puns/Quips

For our next contest, please post as many cat or feline-themed puns, analogies, limericks, jokes, etc. as possible within the thread. Quality is important as well as quantity.

In it to win it? Make sure to participate because the end is nigh!

Post original LOLCats or cat macros/memes as well.

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