The Syndicate

Prisoner 813142 wrote:In my day, we didn't have dvds or binge watching. Reruns were all we had.

that was my day too , im not 5

vhs ' and floppy disks all day baby

I'm 5

Prisoner 640326 wrote:813 and me used to be homies back in the hood bro. Disrespecting him is disrespecting me as far as I'm concerned

im not disrespecting either of yall

if youre not pork then you shouldnt feel disrespected when i say that i eat pork every day every meal

Prisoner 640326 wrote:I'm 5

im 2

buffys moms new boyfriend is giving the bishop from fanny and alexander a run for his money

Prisoner 606386 wrote:

Prisoner 813142 wrote:In my day, we didn't have dvds or binge watching. Reruns were all we had.

that was my day too , im not 5

vhs ' and floppy disks all day baby

I'm more of a vinyl and Betamax era mofo myself. I love me some Gilligan's Island, yo.

Prisoner 606386 wrote:

Prisoner 813142 wrote:

Prisoner 606386 wrote:

Prisoner 813142 wrote:I beg to differ. 640 has been here from the start, unlike you. You don't want to come across as too bossy around here. We run a pretty egalitarian joint, okay?

Being here before me means nothing. I haven't bossed anyone, I've voiced my suspicion. Take it or leave it but you're not shutting me up anytime soon. Oh and uh, you don't run this. Being inclusive is nice and all, but the pigs gotta stay in the pig pen. You're not a pig...are you?

I can assure you, there are no pigs among us original prisoners. As for you new "folk," it remains to be seen.

what makes you think that that has been proven ?? youve eithr been fooled or youre partaking in the fooling

There's nothing wrong with a healthy level of suspicion. We just believe that, through the analysis of "game thread" events and the timeline of arrivals and departures of prisoners, that the only known member of the Police that was arrested is now dead. That is all we can say without getting 888'd.

As for my claim that there are no pigs among the original prisoners, technically I can't back that up. If one of us is a secret plant from the start of the game, there's no way of knowing that. We just assume that none of us are. It's a meritocracy in here. Everyone pulls their weight or their name gets put on our "shank list." Two of your peers seem headed for that fate.

So first you said that you could assure me, and now you're saying that you're only assuming. That's just peachy.

Prisoner 606386 wrote:So first you said that you could assure me, and now you're saying that you're only assuming. That's just peachy.

Knowing the rest of the original mofos, I have see know reason to assume any of us are plants. I'm not really "permitted" to elaborate any further, but that is my best guess.

The point is that at first you acted like it was fact, and now you're saying its a guess.

its a fuckin cowboy vampire !!

*it's

Prisoner 606386 wrote:The point is that at first you acted like it was fact, and now you're saying its a guess.

its a fuckin cowboy vampire !!

Let me put it to you this way, cuz- in regards to my fellow original prisoners being legit, I'm like Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music. I have confidence.

How does Buffy compare to Gilligan's Island?

you dont need to ealborate to give it to me straight homie

which is it

fact or opinion

because i dont give a damn about your setup speculation

i base my reads on gut and content , not some vague bullshit

can ya dig it

im out , gnight fooz

Prisoner 606386 wrote:you dont need to ealborate to give it to me straight homie

which is it

fact or opinion

because i dont give a damn about your setup speculation

i base my reads on gut and content , not some vague bullshit

can ya dig it

Call it an educated guess, you agitating a-hole. Thank you for your contribution to today's challenge. You were most helpful. Keep up the good work.

These new guys are really rude

Prisoner 640326 wrote:These new guys are really rude

Try not to hold it against him. He's probably just working through the bitterness of getting taken out of the main "game thread."

I wish the televisions in the common area worked. I might be able to catch a rerun of Gilligan's Island. I think it's usually on this time of day.

You need to be white for the tv to work is what I've heard.

Prisoner 640326 wrote:You need to be white for the tv to work is what I've heard.

I'm pretty frickin' pasty, as you can see, so clearly someone lied to you about that.

So 606 lied to me.

What a fat bastard!

Prisoner 640326 wrote:So 606 lied to me.

What a fat bastard!

He looked skinny to me. Maybe he's a master of disguise.

I wonder where my former lacky, Fat Bastard, is these days. He's probably had a heart attack by now. I can't believe that disgusting man actually got laid. I mean, how does that happen for him and not for someone like me?

Must've been the accent

Prisoner 640326 wrote:Must've been the accent

I guess. That's probably why Mr. Howell was the only one getting laid on Gilligan's Island. He's the only fellow who had any kind of accent. Granted, Ginger was probably willing to "do the deed" with any of the other three men but they just didn't pick up on that.

I never watched Gilligans Island. Must've been a white boy thing

Hey guys.

I don't have any time or patience for this game anymore so for now I'm just posting once every 72 hours to keep my p-score, unless I change my mind later.

Bye.

Prisoner 153930 wrote:Hey guys.

I don't have any time or patience for this game anymore so for now I'm just posting once every 72 hours to keep my p-score, unless I change my mind later.

Bye.

That's good to know, 153930. We'll make sure to put you at the top of our "shank list" so we can put you out of your misery.

Hooray we get to shank somebody

Prisoner 640326 wrote:Hooray we get to shank somebody

Did we miss a time period or are you talking about good ole' 153?

Sorry I got unstuck in time.

Prisoner 208986 wrote:

Prisoner 640326 wrote:Hooray we get to shank somebody

Did we miss a time period or are you talking about good ole' 153?

We're just referring to 153. They seem to want out. I didn't think we'd get a volunteer for shanking but good things come to those who wait I suppose.

How are you doing, 208?

I've got a few more prison jokes if anyone is in the mood.

I'm doing pretty well. We are currently out of town because I've got a dying family member in the hospital so things are a little chaotic and mentally I'm drained. So hard to deal with these life tragedies. I'd love to hear some jokes.

How do prisoners make contact with the outside world?

I dunno - how?

He uses his "cell" phone.

Hope it all works out well 208

thanks 640 and haha 813

Why did Casper the Friendly Ghost get sent to prison?

Were you granted temporary parole to visit your sick family member 208?

Naw they just put me in this prison cause its close by. I don't know if I'll see her alive again.

Whats been up with you two? How are things?

Prisoner 813142 wrote:Why did Casper the Friendly Ghost get sent to prison?

He was charged with possession.

Things are quiet. Prison life know what I'm saying.

Prisoner 208986 wrote:Whats been up with you two? How are things?

Oh, nothing remarkable. Just sitting in the common area, counting the ceiling tiles for the 1,273rd time.

I've also been pondering some of life's greatest questions- Why am I here? Would I change anything in my past if I could? Do I prefer Ginger or Mary Ann?

Do you ever end up at a different number when counting?

No, but it's a way to pass the time. Sometimes I like to imagine that Mini Me is crawling in the ductwork trying to secure my escape.

Maybe he was but got stuck and suffocated