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Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:56 am
by Ned Flanders
Prisoner 813142 wrote:In my day, we didn't have dvds or binge watching. Reruns were all we had.
that was my day too , im not 5

vhs ' and floppy disks all day baby

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:59 am
by Young Lady
I'm 5

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:59 am
by Ned Flanders
Prisoner 640326 wrote:813 and me used to be homies back in the hood bro. Disrespecting him is disrespecting me as far as I'm concerned
im not disrespecting either of yall

if youre not pork then you shouldnt feel disrespected when i say that i eat pork every day every meal

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:59 am
by Ned Flanders
Prisoner 640326 wrote:I'm 5
im 2

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:03 am
by Ned Flanders
buffys moms new boyfriend is giving the bishop from fanny and alexander a run for his money

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:08 am
by Gunther
Prisoner 606386 wrote:
Prisoner 813142 wrote:In my day, we didn't have dvds or binge watching. Reruns were all we had.
that was my day too , im not 5

vhs ' and floppy disks all day baby
I'm more of a vinyl and Betamax era mofo myself. I love me some Gilligan's Island, yo.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:19 am
by Gunther
Prisoner 606386 wrote:
Prisoner 813142 wrote:
Prisoner 606386 wrote:
Prisoner 813142 wrote:I beg to differ. 640 has been here from the start, unlike you. You don't want to come across as too bossy around here. We run a pretty egalitarian joint, okay?
Being here before me means nothing. I haven't bossed anyone, I've voiced my suspicion. Take it or leave it but you're not shutting me up anytime soon. Oh and uh, you don't run this. Being inclusive is nice and all, but the pigs gotta stay in the pig pen. You're not a pig...are you?
I can assure you, there are no pigs among us original prisoners. As for you new "folk," it remains to be seen.
what makes you think that that has been proven ?? youve eithr been fooled or youre partaking in the fooling
There's nothing wrong with a healthy level of suspicion. We just believe that, through the analysis of "game thread" events and the timeline of arrivals and departures of prisoners, that the only known member of the Police that was arrested is now dead. That is all we can say without getting 888'd.

As for my claim that there are no pigs among the original prisoners, technically I can't back that up. If one of us is a secret plant from the start of the game, there's no way of knowing that. We just assume that none of us are. It's a meritocracy in here. Everyone pulls their weight or their name gets put on our "shank list." Two of your peers seem headed for that fate.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:25 am
by Ned Flanders
So first you said that you could assure me, and now you're saying that you're only assuming. That's just peachy.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:32 am
by Gunther
Prisoner 606386 wrote:So first you said that you could assure me, and now you're saying that you're only assuming. That's just peachy.
Knowing the rest of the original mofos, I have see know reason to assume any of us are plants. I'm not really "permitted" to elaborate any further, but that is my best guess.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:32 am
by Ned Flanders
The point is that at first you acted like it was fact, and now you're saying its a guess.

its a fuckin cowboy vampire !!

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:33 am
by Ned Flanders
*it's

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:35 am
by Gunther
Prisoner 606386 wrote:The point is that at first you acted like it was fact, and now you're saying its a guess.

its a fuckin cowboy vampire !!
Let me put it to you this way, cuz- in regards to my fellow original prisoners being legit, I'm like Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music. I have confidence.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:35 am
by Gunther
How does Buffy compare to Gilligan's Island?

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:36 am
by Ned Flanders
you dont need to ealborate to give it to me straight homie

which is it

fact or opinion

because i dont give a damn about your setup speculation

i base my reads on gut and content , not some vague bullshit

can ya dig it

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:38 am
by Ned Flanders
im out , gnight fooz

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:41 am
by Gunther
Prisoner 606386 wrote:you dont need to ealborate to give it to me straight homie

which is it

fact or opinion

because i dont give a damn about your setup speculation

i base my reads on gut and content , not some vague bullshit

can ya dig it
Call it an educated guess, you agitating a-hole. Thank you for your contribution to today's challenge. You were most helpful. Keep up the good work.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:54 am
by Young Lady
These new guys are really rude

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:06 am
by Gunther
Prisoner 640326 wrote:These new guys are really rude
Try not to hold it against him. He's probably just working through the bitterness of getting taken out of the main "game thread."

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:07 am
by Gunther
I wish the televisions in the common area worked. I might be able to catch a rerun of Gilligan's Island. I think it's usually on this time of day.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:09 am
by Young Lady
You need to be white for the tv to work is what I've heard.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:13 am
by Gunther
Prisoner 640326 wrote:You need to be white for the tv to work is what I've heard.
I'm pretty frickin' pasty, as you can see, so clearly someone lied to you about that.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:17 am
by Young Lady
So 606 lied to me.

What a fat bastard!

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:25 am
by Gunther
Prisoner 640326 wrote:So 606 lied to me.

What a fat bastard!
He looked skinny to me. Maybe he's a master of disguise.

I wonder where my former lacky, Fat Bastard, is these days. He's probably had a heart attack by now. I can't believe that disgusting man actually got laid. I mean, how does that happen for him and not for someone like me?

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:26 am
by Young Lady
Must've been the accent

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:32 am
by Gunther
Prisoner 640326 wrote:Must've been the accent
I guess. That's probably why Mr. Howell was the only one getting laid on Gilligan's Island. He's the only fellow who had any kind of accent. Granted, Ginger was probably willing to "do the deed" with any of the other three men but they just didn't pick up on that.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:36 am
by Young Lady
I never watched Gilligans Island. Must've been a white boy thing

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:37 am
by Larry David
Hey guys.

I don't have any time or patience for this game anymore so for now I'm just posting once every 72 hours to keep my p-score, unless I change my mind later.

Bye.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:38 am
by Gunther
Prisoner 153930 wrote:Hey guys.

I don't have any time or patience for this game anymore so for now I'm just posting once every 72 hours to keep my p-score, unless I change my mind later.

Bye.
That's good to know, 153930. We'll make sure to put you at the top of our "shank list" so we can put you out of your misery.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:53 am
by Young Lady
Hooray we get to shank somebody

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:58 am
by Phoebe Buffay
Prisoner 640326 wrote:Hooray we get to shank somebody
Did we miss a time period or are you talking about good ole' 153?

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:01 am
by Young Lady
Sorry I got unstuck in time.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:02 am
by Gunther
Prisoner 208986 wrote:
Prisoner 640326 wrote:Hooray we get to shank somebody
Did we miss a time period or are you talking about good ole' 153?
We're just referring to 153. They seem to want out. I didn't think we'd get a volunteer for shanking but good things come to those who wait I suppose.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:04 am
by Gunther
How are you doing, 208?

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:18 am
by Gunther
I've got a few more prison jokes if anyone is in the mood.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:25 am
by Phoebe Buffay
I'm doing pretty well. We are currently out of town because I've got a dying family member in the hospital so things are a little chaotic and mentally I'm drained. So hard to deal with these life tragedies. I'd love to hear some jokes.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:27 am
by Gunther
How do prisoners make contact with the outside world?

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:28 am
by Phoebe Buffay
I dunno - how?

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:29 am
by Gunther
He uses his "cell" phone.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:31 am
by Young Lady
Hope it all works out well 208

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:36 am
by Phoebe Buffay
thanks 640 and haha 813

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:37 am
by Gunther
Why did Casper the Friendly Ghost get sent to prison?

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:37 am
by Young Lady
Were you granted temporary parole to visit your sick family member 208?

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:42 am
by Phoebe Buffay
Naw they just put me in this prison cause its close by. I don't know if I'll see her alive again.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:45 am
by Phoebe Buffay
Whats been up with you two? How are things?

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:48 am
by Gunther
Prisoner 813142 wrote:Why did Casper the Friendly Ghost get sent to prison?
He was charged with possession.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:51 am
by Young Lady
Things are quiet. Prison life know what I'm saying.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:54 am
by Gunther
Prisoner 208986 wrote:Whats been up with you two? How are things?
Oh, nothing remarkable. Just sitting in the common area, counting the ceiling tiles for the 1,273rd time.

I've also been pondering some of life's greatest questions- Why am I here? Would I change anything in my past if I could? Do I prefer Ginger or Mary Ann?

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:02 am
by Young Lady
Do you ever end up at a different number when counting?

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:15 am
by Gunther
No, but it's a way to pass the time. Sometimes I like to imagine that Mini Me is crawling in the ductwork trying to secure my escape.

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:17 am
by Young Lady
Maybe he was but got stuck and suffocated