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Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:38 pm
by a2thezebra
Quin wrote:I thought that Rico
Was making a witty joke
I found it funny
Do you mean his first
post, because I recognize
the humor in it

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:39 pm
by Ricochet
Quin wrote:I thought that Rico
Was making a witty joke
I found it funny
Oh no such joke here
Stats do not lie nor deceive.
Also, lemon pie.

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:40 pm
by Ricochet
a2thezebra wrote:
Quin wrote:I thought that Rico
Was making a witty joke
I found it funny
Do you mean his first
post, because I recognize
the humor in it
This flip and this flop
It changes with the beep bop
To sound like twee pop

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:41 pm
by Quin
a2thezebra wrote:
Quin wrote:I thought that Rico
Was making a witty joke
I found it funny
Do you mean his first
post, because I recognize
the humor in it
Is that not the thing
that we are discussing now?
Bone apple the tea

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:43 pm
by Quin
Also I found out
That my internet cable
Doesn't fit quite right

So I have done things
To remedy the problem
I should be okay

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:53 pm
by Quin
I am not okay
The disconnection returns
Please send help. Radish.

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 7:25 pm
by S~V~S
I am here I'm a
bit rusty at Mafia
Quin: Best Haikuster

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:26 pm
by DrWilgy
Hello everyone
My name is DrWilgy
And I'm a doctor

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:19 pm
by G-Man
Excited for this!
Still catching up in other
Game so will be scarce.

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:45 pm
by nutella
Hello all, I'm here
Looking forward to reading
actual content

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:24 pm
by DrWilgy
I think Quin is bad
Golden may be bad as well
Refrigerator

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 12:39 am
by Long Con
DrWilgy wrote:I think Quin is bad
Golden may be bad as well
Refrigerator
What makes you say that?
Well... not 'refrigerator'
Meant the other parts

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:00 am
by nutella
Wait what's day zero?
Are we voting anything?
What is going on

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:15 am
by Dom
i'm not a poet
and i think i will show it
phillip hamilton

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:24 am
by TheFloyd73
My entrance is late
Don't let this seal up my fate
When tomorrow come

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:26 am
by Golden
I went to Rogue One
I could post that anywhere
But haiku is fun

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:31 am
by JaggedJimmyJay
I will moderate
You will bring your beefs to me
We will work it out

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:03 am
by Dragon D. Luffy
Been bad last two games
This is a nice change of pace
As I'm a civ now

Although in this site
I seem to only get civ
Just been bad here once

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:07 am
by Dragon D. Luffy
I will go catch-up
But first, breakfast. Scumhunting
baddies demands fuel

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:18 am
by Ricochet
Hi not feeling well
When will Day Uno start 'cause
I need medicine

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:22 am
by S~V~S
nutella wrote:Wait what's day zero?
Are we voting anything?
What is going on
Did you never play
a game with a pregame phase?
This is to check in

Glorious hostess~
For how long does Day Zero
last? Thank You, Sorsha

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:09 am
by Long Con
Have all players checked in?
If not, who is still missing?
And, can we lynch them? :feb:

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:15 am
by Dragon D. Luffy
Quin wrote:I would like to talk
But my internet is shit
Please expect nothing.
We should expect some
useful content. Else, why
keeping you alive?

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:18 am
by G-Man
Each player posted
At least once at this juncture
So find a new plan

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:26 am
by Dragon D. Luffy
Scotty would be out
of folks to vote for in a
game where all posted

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 12:32 pm
by DrWilgy
Dragon D. Luffy wrote:
Quin wrote:I would like to talk
But my internet is shit
Please expect nothing.
We should expect some
useful content. Else, why
keeping you alive?
This reflects my thoughts
AFK haikus are lame
Refrigerator
Golden wrote:The problem I have
When I post real content, I'll
Run out of syllab
Define what is real
Why is what you are saying
Not real currently?

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 12:51 pm
by Long Con
Posting unreality
Is something that seems bad to me
Watch yourself, G.

I meant what I said
Wouldn't seek your death early
On your first game back

But the second game...
Well, that is a horse of a
different colour!

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 12:58 pm
by Ricochet
When the horse panics
or something goes wrong, stay calm
reassure the horse.

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:14 pm
by DrWilgy
Ricochet wrote:When the horse panics
or something goes wrong, stay calm
reassure the horse.
Look right at the horse
Shrug and say "why the long face?"
That might be racist...

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:38 pm
by nutella
S~V~S wrote:
nutella wrote:Wait what's day zero?
Are we voting anything?
What is going on
Did you never play
a game with a pregame phase?
This is to check in

Glorious hostess~
For how long does Day Zero
last? Thank You, Sorsha
I have played tons of
games with day zero but there's
usually a poll?

So I was confused
because we don't seem to be
doing anything

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:38 pm
by G-Man
Long Con wrote:Posting unreality
Is something that seems bad to me
Watch yourself, G.

I meant what I said
Wouldn't seek your death early
On your first game back

But the second game...
Well, that is a horse of a
different colour!
Explain what you mean
By "unreality" please
Syllable count fail :omg:

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:43 pm
by Sorsha
Day one won't begin
For four more hours. But please,
Start talking smack now.

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:57 pm
by Long Con
G-Man wrote:
Long Con wrote:Posting unreality
Is something that seems bad to me
Watch yourself, G.

I meant what I said
Wouldn't seek your death early
On your first game back

But the second game...
Well, that is a horse of a
different colour!
Explain what you mean
By "unreality" please
Syllable count fail :omg:
Holy crap and wow...
Total syllable count fail
Don't know what happened

That's strike one for me
I hope there will be no strike two
That's just too scary

Unreality
Would be those words that are false
Baddies gotta say

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:16 pm
by Golden
DrWilgy wrote:Define what is real
Why is what you are saying
Not real currently?
My existence is
An optical illusion
I'm not a doctor

All I've done so far
Other than my rico point
Is jokes and banter

Why did you pick Quin
And I to consider bad?
Randomness or read?

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:20 pm
by G-Man
Long Con wrote:
G-Man wrote:
Long Con wrote:Posting unreality
Is something that seems bad to me
Watch yourself, G.

I meant what I said
Wouldn't seek your death early
On your first game back

But the second game...
Well, that is a horse of a
different colour!
Explain what you mean
By "unreality" please
Syllable count fail :omg:
Holy crap and wow...
Total syllable count fail
Don't know what happened

That's strike one for me
I hope there will be no strike two
That's just too scary

Unreality
Would be those words that are false
Baddies gotta say
Explanation fails
To clarify what I said
That you object to

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:24 pm
by Ricochet
I will not talk smack
For I am under med crack
Good luck and godspee

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:25 pm
by Golden
G-Man wrote:
Long Con wrote:Posting unreality
Is something that seems bad to me
Watch yourself, G.

I meant what I said
Wouldn't seek your death early
On your first game back

But the second game...
Well, that is a horse of a
different colour!
Explain what you mean
By "unreality" please
Syllable count fail :omg:
I think in this case
"G" would be me, it's because
I called Long Con bad

He's riffing off that
And threatening a nightkill
Intended in jest

I jested him first
But I tried to make it clear
With an emoji :p :p :p

Whether there is a
Sliver of truth in his words
That is the question

At this point I have
No genuine LC read
Or anyone else

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:26 pm
by Golden
Ricochet wrote:I will not talk smack
For I am under med crack
Good luck and godspee
Dogpee now Godspee
Why is this site so obsessed
With urine habits?

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:47 pm
by Long Con
Riffing off Wilgy
Was referring to Golden
And jesting, it's true

But not a nightkill
I was threatening a lynch
I have no nightkill

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:02 pm
by thellama73
Good discussion here.
So glad that all have checked in.
Low posters beware.

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:02 pm
by G-Man
Long Con wrote:Riffing off Wilgy
Was referring to Golden
And jesting, it's true

But not a nightkill
I was threatening a lynch
I have no nightkill
Except that your post
Quotes one of my posts so your
Answer makes no sense

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:04 pm
by Golden
It makes sense to me
Didn't you ask him a q?
Why not then quote you?

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:08 pm
by thellama73
Chatty ones feel civ.
Rico, Zebra, Golden, Quin
Wary of Wilgy.

Day zero content:
Nutella is dismissive
SVS: reserved.

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:11 pm
by thellama73
nutella wrote:Hello all, I'm here
Looking forward to reading
actual content
I don't like this post.
There's been plenty of content.
What more does she want?

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:17 pm
by thellama73
Dom and Floyd, post more.
More posts makes it easier
To tell if you're bad.

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:17 pm
by a2thezebra
nutella wrote:Wait what's day zero?
Are we voting anything?
What is going on
Have you never seen
a Day Zero before, what?
This feels very fake

I also agree
with Llama about the post
before this one, um

With all due respect
nutella you are my top
baddie read for now

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:18 pm
by G-Man
thellama73 wrote:
nutella wrote:Hello all, I'm here
Looking forward to reading
actual content
I don't like this post.
There's been plenty of content.
What more does she want?
Ever so hard to
Post relevant content in
A single haiku

But it can be done
As evidenced by me in
Spirited Away

Clarification
Is needed from her or I'm
Apt to agree here

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:23 pm
by a2thezebra
nutella wrote:
S~V~S wrote:
nutella wrote:Wait what's day zero?
Are we voting anything?
What is going on
Did you never play
a game with a pregame phase?
This is to check in

Glorious hostess~
For how long does Day Zero
last? Thank You, Sorsha
I have played tons of
games with day zero but there's
usually a poll?

So I was confused
because we don't seem to be
doing anything
Yeah, I don't buy this
it should not be so bizarre
to have a regular

Day Zero, your feigned
confusion displeases me
It feels as if you

needed an ice break
so you pretended to scratch
your head, am I wrong?

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:26 pm
by a2thezebra
Golden wrote: Why did you pick Quin
And I to consider bad?
Randomness or read?
I would also like
to hear justifications
for those selections

Re: Haiku Mafia

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:37 pm
by Long Con
G-Man wrote:
Long Con wrote:Riffing off Wilgy
Was referring to Golden
And jesting, it's true

But not a nightkill
I was threatening a lynch
I have no nightkill
Except that your post
Quotes one of my posts so your
Answer makes no sense
You asked me a q
But my original post
Quoted nobody