Landlord Legacy Listing - Day Six (6)

[EnderWiggin]

Scotty is a fraud. Doesn't respond to my inquiries.

[Cape90]

Night Zero (0) Start

As we approach Halloween, we'd like to welcome you all to the Landlord Legacy Listing Halloween party. We kindly request your input and participation in a few pre-event activities. Please take a moment to read through the following announcements:

Halloween Outfit Suggestions:

We would appreciate it if you could share your thoughts on what Halloween costumes you can each use for your profile pictures. Your costume ideas are welcome and participation encouraged. Please reply to this message with your suggestions.

I have a pirate costume for my profile picture

Landlord Experiences:

We invite you to share your experiences with landlords, both positive and negative. Feel free to share any anecdotes or stories you might have. Please respond with your thoughts.

I would. If I had any. Never met one in real life tbh

Landlord-Themed Music:

In an effort to set the atmosphere for our Halloween event, we'd like to gather song recommendations related to Halloween or landlords or both! Any connection to the theme, however vague, is welcome. Please reply with your song suggestions. Subscribe to my walrus.

Night 0 Gathering:

We encourage you to join us for a casual virtual gathering for night 0. It's an opportunity to interact and get to know each other before Landlord Legacy Listing officially commences tomorrow on Day 1.

I would like to encourage everyone to take the day off and win or lose take this moment to enjoy each others company.

Thank you for your anticipated participation and engagement. We look forward to your responses and hope to see you tonight for our Night 0 event.

A final aside, You have 70 posts for Night 0 and if you save some up to 30 will roll over for Day and Night 1
I would also like to remind everyone not to edit their legacies as that will invalidate them. Please post a new one and delete the old one if necessary.

Finally I know it is tempting but if you are dead or spectator please refrain from posting

Countdown to Day 1

Spoiler: show

@Seanzie @DrWilgy @Jackofhearts2005 @Marmot @Porscha @☆Princess Abigail☆ @Scotty @S~V~S @Lilypetal @Boquise @Cape90 @WindwardAway @EnderWiggin @robyn @NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME @Lime Coke @Bereft @Long Con

[Porscha]

schweppes thinks he is funny

[Boquise]

Get off my lawn tbh

[EnderWiggin]

Get off my lawn tbh

Bylaw 32.4 subsection 8H says that's our lawn, comrade.

[S~V~S]

An actual listing in my town.

It’s between the dump and the town motor pool.

Rent checks are the ultimate goal of a feudal landlord, are they not?

[S~V~S]

New listing!
-Large dog house-
-SPACIOUS! Fully furnished
-two stories, plus attic and sex dungeon
-in great condition. Previous owner had to be put down for destroying 3 city blocks and killing 14 civilians
-New septic tank and plumbing after previous plumbing blocked by 8-foot-long red animal hair.
-NEW ROOF
-Starting at $30,000, plus maintenance fee
-Financing available
-Permanent faint scent of strawberries and shit, (you get used to the shit smell)
-In the backyard of previous human owners
-they will legally own you
-ONLY $60 DOWN PAYMENT
-MUST SELL NOW

hit me up at scottyrealtor@geocities.com if interested!

Is this on Labrador Road?

[Boquise]

Get off my lawn tbh

Bylaw 32.4 subsection 8H says that's our lawn, comrade.

That sounds like commie propaganda tbh, and the colour of commie is red tbh

You're outed tbh

[Spacedaisy]

Hi folks! I'm Rondo's cohost. I'm mostly along for the ride and helping where I can. You can reach me in the discord hub if you need me. Otherwise, just have fun!

Also this is a wonderful surprise! I didn't realize when I signed up that the legendary Spacedaisy was involved!

I make no claim to game design. I’m just a sounding board and extra hand for Rondo the Mysterious who has become one of my very favorite people on the Syndicate in the last years. He’s a funny dude and this game will be excellent. It will all be to his credit.

[S~V~S]

Halloween Outfit Suggestions:

A bear. I would dress up as a bear, preferable a polar bear, but brown bear and panda bear costumes are more readily available.

Landlord Experiences:

I had a landlord once, years ago. He was Filippino and I'm not 100% sure what happened wasn't a misunderstanding as I knew there was somewhat of a language barrier at times. He told us "do whatever you want change anything", and we ripped down his awful wallpaper and replaced it with other, non metallic wallpaper. When we left he utterly lost his shit and tried to hit my husband with a chair. That was fun.

My current landlords are young, and kinda embarrassed about being landlords, they don't like thinking of themselves as bourgeoisie. They're cute, and also pretty cool. They just spent vast sums of money on an inground sprinkler system (last year she was railing against all the water wasted on lawns) and a very fancy patio with terraces. So they're maybe a bit more bourgeoisie than they like to think.

Landlord-Themed Music:

This is when the Police tried to be a teeny bit leftist, and punkish at that!

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I believe a ChatGPT story is in bad taste.

You could choose to make an opening that reveals something, no matter how ephemeral, and yet you just chose not to.

i was told that i couldn’t be sexual, on the syndicate (and other places), by mods, and by other players in this game, and by friends, and by you. and you know all this (pre rand ofc (this is for everyone else)). immediately contradicting yourself to look towny, how do you plead?

This is the saddest time line

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Okay well that was sufficiently a waste of my time

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I know there's a post count don't know what it is though.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Oh well

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I'm boooooooooored

[robyn]

70, for the next 3 irl days, or the 3 cycle days too

who do you think is more towny, me or schweppes? or both? or neither

also which players do you believe you’ll be able to read the best here?

(i say this to generate content and as filler because you seriously mustn’t post with these draconian laws, and i must get something out of this)

[Lilypetal]

Hi

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

70, for the next 3 irl days, or the 3 cycle days too

who do you think is more towny, me or schweppes? or both? or neither

also which players do you believe you’ll be able to read the best here?

(i say this to generate content and as filler because you seriously mustn’t post with these draconian laws, and i must get something out of this)

Your T v T keep it 100 next

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I will blindly keep this read until FX no matter what happens

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Hi

Hello

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I will inevitably be scum read this game because my play style changed pretty drastically recently ig

At least that's what people keep telling me.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

70, for the next 3 irl days, or the 3 cycle days too

who do you think is more towny, me or schweppes? or both? or neither

also which players do you believe you’ll be able to read the best here?

(i say this to generate content and as filler because you seriously mustn’t post with these draconian laws, and i must get something out of this)

Does cap lift ever?

[Long Con]

Hey, cool, we're putting players in the towncore until Fx, anyone want to make me a town solid? It would be for the good of the town, I promise.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Hey, cool, we're putting players in the towncore until Fx, anyone want to make me a town solid? It would be for the good of the town, I promise.

This makes me want to never do that

[Long Con]

Hey, cool, we're putting players in the towncore until Fx, anyone want to make me a town solid? It would be for the good of the town, I promise.

This makes me want to never do that

Wolfy.

[Scotty]

Relisted: Swamp hut in the Dagobah area.

-recently renovated from torrential floodwaters and swamp creatures (slight fix-me-up)
-1 br/x bath. Bathroom is wherever
-47 square feet {but ROOM for EXPANSION}
-NATURAL base structure of gnarltree roots, nestled within a beautiful bog
-humble and newly furnished interior with smooth adobe clay <ELEGANT> to keep the interior dry from the oppressive humidity
-comes with dozens of FREE hanging aromatic fresheners as the previous owner smelled strongly of old socks and pewter
-pool in back
-pool in front
-the whole planet is basically a pool
-old soothsayers nearby say the place is haunted with ‘mid-chlorines’ or something idk lol

Asking price is 100 Moncalamari shillings, or whatever you have. Need to move fast.
Scottyrealtor@geocities.com

[Cape90]

Hi

Hello

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Hey, cool, we're putting players in the towncore until Fx, anyone want to make me a town solid? It would be for the good of the town, I promise.

This makes me want to never do that

Wolfy.

True you should kill me

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

You don't have the guts!

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

God I'm bored someone anyone do something

[Cape90]

Hey, cool, we're putting players in the towncore until Fx, anyone want to make me a town solid? It would be for the good of the town, I promise.

This makes me want to never do that

Wolfy.

i mean tbf i wanted to put a similar answer

[Cape90]

God I'm bored someone anyone do something

Vote: Princess Abigail

[Cape90]

Schweppes will self resolve lol

they didn't in one game they posted 8 times

Careful what u wish for

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Hey, cool, we're putting players in the towncore until Fx, anyone want to make me a town solid? It would be for the good of the town, I promise.

This makes me want to never do that

Wolfy.

i mean tbf i wanted to put a similar answer

Wolfy

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

God I'm bored someone anyone do something

Vote: Princess Abigail

Hot

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Was a no a secret

I'm town

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Wanna no a secret

I'm town

Ebwop

[EnderWiggin]

No, no, I preferred the original.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I hate you

[Cape90]

Was a no a secret

I'm town

[Scotty]

God I'm bored someone anyone do something

I don’t believe you’re this bored.

Wanna buy a house?

[Scotty]

Listing: 116 Westlake Parsons Dr

NEW!
-Renovated in ~1967 (don’t quote me), perfectly blending antiquity with functional living space
-Excellent floor plan with 4 bedrooms. Open kitchen, living and dining w/ HUGE fireplace
-New stonewall mailbox after the old one got mowed down by dad with his car after he had a bit too much to drink in a booze-fueled episode resulting from ‘Nam flashbacks he experienced at my 5th grade graduation
-Spacious kitchen featuring high quality stainless steel appliances and fixtures.
-ARTISTIC indents in living room walls from when dad threw a few beer bottles at me when he caught me coming home after curfew with a girl in high school
-located in a friendly neighborhood with lots of sunlight, except from September to June because the sun only really comes out three times a year here
-manicured lawn, but don’t go on it
-house comes with my dad, but he won’t bother you if you just leave him alone in his chair to watch WWE and Cheers reruns
-great access to schools, but preferably no kids, as dad doesn’t have the patience for them
-This GORGEOUS Victorian-style home boasts all new basics from plumbing and electrical to energy efficient LED lighting throughout

$550,225. Financing available. Cash preferred. An extra 6 pack thrown in helps, too.

Email: scottyrealtor@geocities.com

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

God I'm bored someone anyone do something

I don’t believe you’re this bored.

Wanna buy a house?

I don't think you know me if you think I'm not this bored

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I'm boooooooooooooored

[EnderWiggin]

I hate you

I thought "Mortal Enemies" just had this as an unwritten part? Or did I misread our mortal enemies contract.

[Scotty]

God I'm bored someone anyone do something

I don’t believe you’re this bored.

Wanna buy a house?

I don't think you know me if you think I'm not this bored

I’m offering up some nice deals for you to own some nice properties and you’re patently disregarding them.

I think you should be excited. If you were really a money-loving landlord that can see good investments

[Bereft]

$550,225?

What's wrong with the house then? Is there another body innit? There must be something you're not saying about this property.

[WindwardAway]

I've missed the start of the game, scrolled through a bit of page 1, saw some long wallposts, and skipped to this page

Did I miss anything important?

[WindwardAway]

I have no idea what the Halloween pfp question is asking btw

[Cape90]

I have no idea what the Halloween pfp question is asking btw

i think it's asking what the character or thing in your profile picture would wear?

wouldn't make sense with just like... a landscape as a profile pic though lol