Hogwarts Mafia - END

[Epignosis]

Less than zero interest in lynching Jay...

Because he likes you and defends you?

You don't think a mafia Jay would do that?

[Quin]

Like, ?Owner? threw those names out saying she felt she had a good meta-read on them. Player salad is when you threw out a bunch of names with no tangible connection to each other.

[Turnip Head]

Jay looks pretty guilty in his last post, I'm ready to string him up

This feels like the most anti-Town post I’ve read so far... I really don’t like these two early wagons (Jay and LC). I see no case against either of them.

It's not anti-town, it's anti-Jay (in the most respectful and least personal way), which might be the same thing to you, but they aren't to me. You are of course entitled to your opinion, just like I'm entitled to mine

[Epignosis]

This game has too many players.

We're working on that issue.

[Quin]

I think I associate Dark Arts with Deathly Hallows as they are relatively both dark things. Or in my mind, both relate to the one who isn't to be named. The Deathly Hallows wouldn't exist without the dark arts I think.

It's like when I say scum. When I think of scum, I think both mafia and 3p (third party) are scum. Some sites like NF have taught me sometimes indies aren't scum.

This strikes me as odd because the Hallows themselves aren't evil. They're associated with Death, and trying to cheat Death in various ways. Good people don't want to die either. The Resurrection Stone was also just supposed to bring back people's loved ones, nothing remotely bad about that. We have seven books worth of the Invisibility Cloak being used for good, and the Elder Wand just obeys power. Those two could be used for evil or for good, depending on who had them. Voldemort wanted them as weapons because he was evil, not because they were.

um, actually voldemort only wanted the wand which had surfaced under various names as it's own legend. he didn't know nor care about the hallows

[Quin]

as the resident harry potter fanatic it's my sworn duty to correct you ignorant motherfuckers

[Turnip Head]

In my mind, Jay has no reason to feel worried about his meta if he flips town. This only looks bad for his meta if he's, well, bad. He made a point of worrying about his meta, which is why he looks bad to me.

[Quin]

Should we not just lynch all the Slytherins first since they'll probably end up evil if they aren't already?

shit you're right

[Long Con]

I don't think we've forgotten anything. It's still a current thing. See Mega Man Mafia, the very last 'Job' game: I accuse Lunalee of Player Salad, and she ends up bad. Cute how she's accusing me of being bad for discussing game mechanics early on.

Player Salad is a bunch of names thrown together with a weak and/or unsubstantiated read on each one. It's apparently something baddies sometimes do, I guess in an attempt to seem more relevant and hunterly.

[Quin]

"There's no witch or wizard who went bad that wasn't in Slytherin"

SIKE

meet peter pettigrew, noobs.

[Quin]

"Not all Slytherin's are Dark Wizards, but every Dark Wizard has been a Slytherin"

Wormtail was a Gryffindor.

Even the dark wizards refused to accept Wormtail

Still betrayed all his closest friends for the Dark Lord's cause and played a crucial role in restoring Voldy to full power. Seems pretty Dark to me. The man was a coward, motivated only by fear and self-preservation. I always saw him as being the opposite end of the scale from Snape.

sure but let's not forget that his love for lily aside snape was an asshole through and through

[Turnip Head]

Yes let's please not forget that.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

In my mind, Jay has no reason to feel worried about his meta if he flips town. This only looks bad for his meta if he's, well, bad. He made a point of worrying about his meta, which is why he looks bad to me.

There’s one.

This is only one step short of saying “JJJ admitted he is a mafioso in broad daylight because he had two votes early on Day 1”

There’s no way you believe in what you just typed.

[VOTE: Turnip Head] aubergine

[Turnip Head]

meh

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Epi voted for me because he is a humorless ogre — no gripes. Ordinary stuff.

Colin voted for me because I looked like a fake me or something during a stage of the game when nothing else was happening — silly premise, but an accusation I have fielded before from countless wrong people of Christmas’ past

[JaggedJimmyJay]

meh

Your assertion about my meta “worry” is completely silly. You delighted in an easy ass reason to wagon someone who said he wasn’t paying attention (I lied)

[Epignosis]

Soneji said the same thing I said. I agree with both him and myself. [VOTE: Long Con] aubergine

I might seriously not be able to post again during Day 1. I will try my best.

"I agree with both him and myself."

Is there a scenario in which you disagree with yourself?

You are fucking around.

Vote: JJJ

You have never heard a joke before. You’re a marvel and would make a fabulous subject of psychological study.

And you have never heard of alcohol before. You're not a marvel and would make a boring subject of a psychological study.

[Long Con]

So you didn't really have a breakdown? Is it true what nutella said about the situation?

[poutanko]

[mention]JaggedJimmyJay[/mention] don't ignore me you ningen

[JaggedJimmyJay]

And you have never heard of alcohol before.

As a student enrolled at Ohio University on Halloween, I MUST object

[JaggedJimmyJay]

So you didn't really have a breakdown? Is it true what nutella said about the situation?

Oh I certainly have, it is true. I wouldn’t want to dramatize things though. I still have my mental faculties most days

[JaggedJimmyJay]

So you didn't really have a breakdown? Is it true what nutella said about the situation?

Oh I certainly have, it is true. I wouldn’t want to dramatize things though. I still have my mental faculties most days

That was supposed to be a and the error ruined the aesthetics of my post

[JaggedJimmyJay]

@JaggedJimmyJay don't ignore me you ningen

Quin exists. I have no real gripe.

[Long Con]

So you didn't really have a breakdown? Is it true what nutella said about the situation?

Oh I certainly have, it is true. I wouldn’t want to dramatize things though. I still have my mental faculties most days

That was supposed to be a and the error ruined the aesthetics of my post

Oh, I quite liked the aesthetics as they are.

I just want to be clear though: I asked that question to get your opinion on nutella.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

So you didn't really have a breakdown? Is it true what nutella said about the situation?

Oh I certainly have, it is true. I wouldn’t want to dramatize things though. I still have my mental faculties most days

That was supposed to be a and the error ruined the aesthetics of my post

Oh, I quite liked the aesthetics as they are.

I just want to be clear though: I asked that question to get your opinion on nutella.

She called my opinions garbage, and that’s mean. I think she’s a civilian.

[Turnip Head]

meh

Your assertion about my meta “worry” is completely silly. You delighted in an easy ass reason to wagon someone who said he wasn’t paying attention (I lied)

okey dokey

[Epignosis]

Epi and Owner are town.

No we're not.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

meh

Your assertion about my meta “worry” is completely silly. You delighted in an easy ass reason to wagon someone who said he wasn’t paying attention (I lied)

okey dokey

I don’t think you just oopsied and forgot this entire universe:

“JJJ is reputed for being the hardest worker as a civilian, and that reputation will be jeopardized if he dies in this game having barely tried — as a civilian”

[poutanko]

She called my opinions garbage, and that’s mean.

Nutella is not wrong but I prefer to call you crazy than garbage

[JaggedJimmyJay]

She called my opinions garbage, and that’s mean.

Nutella is not wrong but I prefer to call you crazy than garbage

Oh when I have an opinion, YOU’LL KNOW IT BUDDY

[Quin]

meh

Your assertion about my meta “worry” is completely silly. You delighted in an easy ass reason to wagon someone who said he wasn’t paying attention (I lied)

okey dokey

I don’t think you just oopsied and forgot this entire universe:

“JJJ is reputed for being the hardest worker as a civilian, and that reputation will be jeopardized if he dies in this game having barely tried — as a civilian”

You all but said you weren't able to give 100% 3J though.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

meh

Your assertion about my meta “worry” is completely silly. You delighted in an easy ass reason to wagon someone who said he wasn’t paying attention (I lied)

okey dokey

I don’t think you just oopsied and forgot this entire universe:

“JJJ is reputed for being the hardest worker as a civilian, and that reputation will be jeopardized if he dies in this game having barely tried — as a civilian”

You all but said you weren't able to give 100% 3J though.

And the implication of “RIP my meta” was that my 100% may never be again what it once was. I’m different now. I murdered Supertown Jimmy. He might surface sometimes when old instincts flare, but I won’t let him see much sunlight.

[Turnip Head]

meh

Your assertion about my meta “worry” is completely silly. You delighted in an easy ass reason to wagon someone who said he wasn’t paying attention (I lied)

okey dokey

I don’t think you just oopsied and forgot this entire universe:

“JJJ is reputed for being the hardest worker as a civilian, and that reputation will be jeopardized if he dies in this game having barely tried — as a civilian”

I meant that if you flip bad after having not tried-harded, your meta will seem dichotomous. I wasn't really talking about your "reputation", which isn't the word you used.

[Turnip Head]

“JJJ is reputed for being the hardest worker as a civilian, and that reputation will be jeopardized if he dies in this game having barely tried — as a civilian”

And the implication of “RIP my meta” was that my 100% may never be again what it once was. I’m different now. I murdered Supertown Jimmy. He might surface sometimes when old instincts flare, but I won’t let him see much sunlight.

This is you trying to eat your cake and fart on it too

[JaggedJimmyJay]

meh

Your assertion about my meta “worry” is completely silly. You delighted in an easy ass reason to wagon someone who said he wasn’t paying attention (I lied)

okey dokey

I don’t think you just oopsied and forgot this entire universe:

“JJJ is reputed for being the hardest worker as a civilian, and that reputation will be jeopardized if he dies in this game having barely tried — as a civilian”

I meant that if you flip bad after having not tried-harded, your meta will seem dichotomous. I wasn't really talking about your "reputation", which isn't the word you used.

Right and you’re telling the world that I broadcasted that dichotomy to the world, because...? I’m just a really honest and good boy?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

“JJJ is reputed for being the hardest worker as a civilian, and that reputation will be jeopardized if he dies in this game having barely tried — as a civilian”

And the implication of “RIP my meta” was that my 100% may never be again what it once was. I’m different now. I murdered Supertown Jimmy. He might surface sometimes when old instincts flare, but I won’t let him see much sunlight.

This is you trying to eat your cake and fart on it too

I don’t get it. Maybe it’s me who’s humorless!

[Turnip Head]

I don't understand the question but I feel like this argument has reached a satisfying conclusion for me and it doesn't need to get dragged out.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Hi everyone -

Could someone tell me what it is about Long Con that is landing him so many votes?

[VOTE: unvote] aubergine

[Jackofhearts2005]

Hey gang! I have two votes now, LOL.

HAH HAH.

LOL.

Anyway I have no time to read or do anything; I’m at a Pittsburgh conference. Did I already say that? Dunno.

RIP my meta 5ever

Someone tag me and give me a convincing argument for a vote and I may follow you, assuming I get a chance to check in.

If I posted this, Jay would vote for me.

[Quin]

Hey gang! I have two votes now, LOL.

HAH HAH.

LOL.

Anyway I have no time to read or do anything; I’m at a Pittsburgh conference. Did I already say that? Dunno.

RIP my meta 5ever

Someone tag me and give me a convincing argument for a vote and I may follow you, assuming I get a chance to check in.

If I posted this, Jay would vote for me.

Would that vote be justified?

[Epignosis]

Stream of Consciousness as I catch up before Grub Time:

I took Epi's original "juliets and I are not on a team together" or w/e he said as the usual Epignosis brand of military grade Who-Gives-A-Shit. I didn't prescribe any meaning or weight to it because having played with Epi for years now, he does that shit almost every game, all the time. I don't read it as alignment indicative for him because it's not alignment indicative. HIs explanation of "Well you see if we were baddies together, I would have politely asked Juliets if it was alright to spoil the Half Blood Prince for her and she would have agreed to be fake mad in the thread" or whatever conspiracy, *that* tickled my nose hairs but again I'm not gonna call it this early because, well because of two things:

1. Juliets isn't a fake person. I've known her longer than I've known Epi and probably longer than I've known any of you guys at this point. I don't see her going "Hey yeah great idea lets stage this whole elaborate thing and fuck around D1"

2. Epignosis isn't all that concerned with much of anyone or anything most of the time in games that I play with him. He just kinda doesn't care, and does what he wants. He makes odd and definitive statements like that and the "Go, Discuss. Bye." stuff all the time. Its his brand, not his tell.

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The chatter around it trying to make a mountain into a molehill fucks me right up. i'm on page 6 and a lot of it occurred prior to page 6 so I'll go back and revisit that but yall need to chill. Dialing in on a weaksauce suspicion like that could be baddies looking for an easy out, or looking to stoke some flames early. Eep.

Just got to the post where Nutella quoted Epi criticizing Jay for agreeing with himself. Jay, the guy who unironically said "I think we've made the best decision I could come up with, which is all we can ask for in any lynch".

I see Mac is carrying his ShitPost persona. That'll be fun.

Did Owner slip when she conflated Dark Arts and Deathly Hallows mechanics?

DH is no longer filler. He's the real deal.

[Jackofhearts2005]

But like otherwise, I’d have LC’s deathly hallow if he had one.

What? You dirty son of a bitch. I don't even have a Hallow so screw you!

Help the Civs!

If I had the hallows, that would help the civs. Duh. *sneers*

[Kylemii]

JAY

[Epignosis]

Can't we just state we're Town so whoever have the Veritaserum can use it whenever they want to whoever they want without asking their sus about it (so not giving a hint/clue about them having the potion)?

Everyone else can, but I'm not going to.

[Epignosis]

Can't we just state we're Town so whoever have the Veritaserum can use it whenever they want to whoever they want without asking their sus about it (so not giving a hint/clue about them having the potion)?

This is obviously a good idea, right? Any objections?

I am town.

No, that's an awful waste of a 1-shot ability to tell the truth, just to get the same info as a regular ability (Divination). But because you've started this, I also have to say

I am a town.

Or else I'd look scum by not following along with it.

Epignosis isn't going to say that. Will that make him look scum to you?

Dude knows me and bought me a rocking T-shit that I wore to work and nobody got. Fuck them. Rock on LC.

[Epignosis]

Here's a lie detector statement: I love Peter Frampton.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

JAY

[Epignosis]

I just realized I'm bleeding badly. Excuse me.

[Long Con]

Can't we just state we're Town so whoever have the Veritaserum can use it whenever they want to whoever they want without asking their sus about it (so not giving a hint/clue about them having the potion)?

This is obviously a good idea, right? Any objections?

I am town.

No, that's an awful waste of a 1-shot ability to tell the truth, just to get the same info as a regular ability (Divination). But because you've started this, I also have to say

I am a town.

Or else I'd look scum by not following along with it.

Epignosis isn't going to say that. Will that make him look scum to you?

Dude knows me and bought me a rocking T-shit that I wore to work and nobody got. Fuck them. Rock on LC.

Well, I didn't think it was T-shit... I tried to explain it to a 30-year-old extended family member, and he was like "Oh, I never really watched He-Man". Not cool.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I am a member of the civilian faction.

I am not a member of any mafia faction.

I am not involved in any BTSC.

I thought I could come up with more objective truths than that for a fun spammy lie detector post, but everything else coming to mind is subjective or relative. Take your pick if you so desire, alchemists!