Re: Champions 2019 - Crisis on The Syndicate [Day 1]
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:56 pm
"im jack and ive never been wrong about nutella before so i have to put a maybe she's town in there to cover my ass"
Murder, Mayhem, and Mafia
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It’s called satire/parodyEpignosis wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:52 pmThat's not a joke.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:07 pmCongratulations you’ve identified the jokeEpignosis wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:06 pmThis is horseshit.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 5:49 pm Sloonei and dizzy both have high mafia equity, but low teammate equity, thus killing one will tell us more about the other as they’re in a non-mechanical 1v1 dipole.
That’s my quota of Serious Mafia Terms for the day, you’re welcome.
We're not looking for teammates.
[VOTE: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME] aubergine
are you like, reading from a clipboard? seriously what is this?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:56 pm Specifically, Nutella is showing waffles, wim and opportunism.
[VOTE: Nutella] aubergine
We have sarcastic orange!NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:57 pmIt’s called satire/parodyEpignosis wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:52 pmThat's not a joke.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:07 pmCongratulations you’ve identified the jokeEpignosis wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:06 pmThis is horseshit.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 5:49 pm Sloonei and dizzy both have high mafia equity, but low teammate equity, thus killing one will tell us more about the other as they’re in a non-mechanical 1v1 dipole.
That’s my quota of Serious Mafia Terms for the day, you’re welcome.
We're not looking for teammates.
[VOTE: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME] aubergine
I’ve told everyone that tried to take it seriously not to
It was a joke. Idk how more obvious it could be that it isn’t serious unless I put neon letters on it that said “THIS IS A FUNNY, NOT A REAL READ, IM MOCKING YOU”
I guess you guys don’t have those around here![]()
Jackofhearts2005 just invaded PolandJackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:56 pm Specifically, Nutella is showing waffles, wim and opportunism.
[VOTE: Nutella] aubergine
Lol. Thanks for sticking to the script and confirming my read.nutella wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:57 pmare you like, reading from a clipboard? seriously what is this?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:56 pm Specifically, Nutella is showing waffles, wim and opportunism.
[VOTE: Nutella] aubergine
what have you done with jack??
would you actually be this obvious tho??
[VOTE: jack] aubergine
That’s such a pain thonutella wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:58 pmWe have sarcastic orange!NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:57 pmIt’s called satire/parodyEpignosis wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:52 pmThat's not a joke.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:07 pmCongratulations you’ve identified the jokeEpignosis wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:06 pmThis is horseshit.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 5:49 pm Sloonei and dizzy both have high mafia equity, but low teammate equity, thus killing one will tell us more about the other as they’re in a non-mechanical 1v1 dipole.
That’s my quota of Serious Mafia Terms for the day, you’re welcome.
We're not looking for teammates.
[VOTE: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME] aubergine
I’ve told everyone that tried to take it seriously not to
It was a joke. Idk how more obvious it could be that it isn’t serious unless I put neon letters on it that said “THIS IS A FUNNY, NOT A REAL READ, IM MOCKING YOU”
I guess you guys don’t have those around here![]()
which one?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:59 pmLol. Thanks for sticking to the script and confirming my read.nutella wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:57 pmare you like, reading from a clipboard? seriously what is this?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:56 pm Specifically, Nutella is showing waffles, wim and opportunism.
[VOTE: Nutella] aubergine
what have you done with jack??
would you actually be this obvious tho??
[VOTE: jack] aubergine
For Mac, horrible sound quality.MacDougall wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:43 pmIn due time you sexy voiced man. If you can help me by giving me an outline of your current thoughts that might give me something to chew on. I am a very busy boy sadly so I'm probably gonna be less dog with a bone than most are acquainted with.JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:41 pm Really though Mac, I draw zero inspiration from calling you an orange boy given that you've done nothing. Show me that I don't have to default.
I don't know whether I suspect sig tbh. The other two yes.Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:00 am Someone tell me they think Nutella really suspects me or Sig. Or even Nanook. She’s happy to lynch Nanook. Is she trying to read him? I don’t think so.
From the one game I played with her T/T I don’t remember her ever really outwardly looking likes she’s reading people.Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:00 am Someone tell me they think Nutella really suspects me or Sig. Or even Nanook. She’s happy to lynch Nanook. Is she trying to read him? I don’t think so.
How do you distinguish between a nutella who wants to look like her town self and a nutella who is her town self?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:54 pm Like Nutella is playing what I would expect from her if she tried really hard to mimic her town game.
Or she’s just town.
Like she’s hitting her scumtell a and her towntells.
I don’t suspect you, but also idgiNANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:57 pmIt’s called satire/parodyEpignosis wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:52 pmThat's not a joke.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:07 pmCongratulations you’ve identified the jokeEpignosis wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:06 pmThis is horseshit.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 5:49 pm Sloonei and dizzy both have high mafia equity, but low teammate equity, thus killing one will tell us more about the other as they’re in a non-mechanical 1v1 dipole.
That’s my quota of Serious Mafia Terms for the day, you’re welcome.
We're not looking for teammates.
[VOTE: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME] aubergine
I’ve told everyone that tried to take it seriously not to
It was a joke. Idk how more obvious it could be that it isn’t serious unless I put neon letters on it that said “THIS IS A FUNNY, NOT A REAL READ, IM MOCKING YOU”
I guess you guys don’t have those around here![]()
It used to be the norm for me where I've played but in the last couple years I've gotten way more used to normal/only one mafia team and now it is really annoying yeahNANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:01 am I hate multiball btw it’s such a pain trying to figure out if someone is town or scum that’s scum hunting.
One waffles and doesn’t show opportunism.JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:03 amHow do you distinguish between a nutella who wants to look like her town self and a nutella who is her town self?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:54 pm Like Nutella is playing what I would expect from her if she tried really hard to mimic her town game.
Or she’s just town.
Like she’s hitting her scumtell a and her towntells.
It'd be super awesome if you could grab a coupla posts that point you to this perspective and shed further light, brother.Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:56 pm Specifically, Nutella is showing waffles, wim and opportunism.
[VOTE: Nutella] aubergine
And how do you determine what is "opportunism"Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:04 amOne waffles and doesn’t show opportunism.JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:03 amHow do you distinguish between a nutella who wants to look like her town self and a nutella who is her town self?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:54 pm Like Nutella is playing what I would expect from her if she tried really hard to mimic her town game.
Or she’s just town.
Like she’s hitting her scumtell a and her towntells.
The other shows opportunism and says she’s waffling.
I genuinely don't know which is which in your theory. Them coupla posts should help.Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:04 am One waffles and doesn’t show opportunism.
The other shows opportunism and says she’s waffling.
I do think this man is lyingJackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:05 am Also, if my read changes, I’ll pretend I was just trying to provoke a reaction all along.![]()
But I really do think she’s a baddie.
Can anyone besides me talk about this?NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:57 pmIt’s called satire/parodyEpignosis wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:52 pmThat's not a joke.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:07 pmCongratulations you’ve identified the jokeEpignosis wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:06 pmThis is horseshit.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 5:49 pm Sloonei and dizzy both have high mafia equity, but low teammate equity, thus killing one will tell us more about the other as they’re in a non-mechanical 1v1 dipole.
That’s my quota of Serious Mafia Terms for the day, you’re welcome.
We're not looking for teammates.
[VOTE: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME] aubergine
I’ve told everyone that tried to take it seriously not to
It was a joke. Idk how more obvious it could be that it isn’t serious unless I put neon letters on it that said “THIS IS A FUNNY, NOT A REAL READ, IM MOCKING YOU”
I guess you guys don’t have those around here![]()
I think Fancy Mafia Terms are pretty silly for the most part, and I tend to poke fun at people that use them. I also thought the read being put out that sloonei and dizzy were unaligned/not partners was silly. So I made fun of it using Big Fancy Mafia Terms.Sloonei wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:03 amI don’t suspect you, but also idgiNANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:57 pmIt’s called satire/parodyEpignosis wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:52 pmThat's not a joke.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:07 pmCongratulations you’ve identified the jokeEpignosis wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:06 pmThis is horseshit.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 5:49 pm Sloonei and dizzy both have high mafia equity, but low teammate equity, thus killing one will tell us more about the other as they’re in a non-mechanical 1v1 dipole.
That’s my quota of Serious Mafia Terms for the day, you’re welcome.
We're not looking for teammates.
[VOTE: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME] aubergine
I’ve told everyone that tried to take it seriously not to
It was a joke. Idk how more obvious it could be that it isn’t serious unless I put neon letters on it that said “THIS IS A FUNNY, NOT A REAL READ, IM MOCKING YOU”
I guess you guys don’t have those around here![]()
It’s functionally pointless until you have two flipsnutella wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:04 amIt used to be the norm for me where I've played but in the last couple years I've gotten way more used to normal/only one mafia team and now it is really annoying yeahNANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:01 am I hate multiball btw it’s such a pain trying to figure out if someone is town or scum that’s scum hunting.
I don’t remember anyone expressing that read before you.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:07 amI think Fancy Mafia Terms are pretty silly for the most part, and I tend to poke fun at people that use them. I also thought the read being put out that sloonei and dizzy were unaligned/not partners was silly. So I made fun of it using Big Fancy Mafia Terms.Sloonei wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:03 amI don’t suspect you, but also idgiNANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:57 pmIt’s called satire/parodyEpignosis wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:52 pmThat's not a joke.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:07 pmCongratulations you’ve identified the jokeEpignosis wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:06 pmThis is horseshit.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 5:49 pm Sloonei and dizzy both have high mafia equity, but low teammate equity, thus killing one will tell us more about the other as they’re in a non-mechanical 1v1 dipole.
That’s my quota of Serious Mafia Terms for the day, you’re welcome.
We're not looking for teammates.
[VOTE: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME] aubergine
I’ve told everyone that tried to take it seriously not to
It was a joke. Idk how more obvious it could be that it isn’t serious unless I put neon letters on it that said “THIS IS A FUNNY, NOT A REAL READ, IM MOCKING YOU”
I guess you guys don’t have those around here![]()
In other words, it’s a fucking joke, obviously not a real read, because for it to be a real read I’d have to be stupid and/or completely unaware of the setup.
As like a third or fourth person saying they suspect Nanook:
^Suspicions I don’t buy from Nutella.nutella wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:56 pmlol what is this garbage. u bad bro?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:54 pm Like Nutella is playing what I would expect from her if she tried really hard to mimic her town game.
Or she’s just town.
Like she’s hitting her scumtell a and her towntells.
You went to the trouble of calling it your One Serious Contribution of the day. Not even that was serious?NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:07 am I think Fancy Mafia Terms are pretty silly for the most part, and I tend to poke fun at people that use them. I also thought the read being put out that sloonei and dizzy were unaligned/not partners was silly. So I made fun of it using Big Fancy Mafia Terms.
In other words, it’s a fucking joke, obviously not a real read, because for it to be a real read I’d have to be stupid and/or completely unaware of the setup.
So try and lynch me.MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:06 amI do think this man is lyingJackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:05 am Also, if my read changes, I’ll pretend I was just trying to provoke a reaction all along.![]()
But I really do think she’s a baddie.
Tell me about Michelle.
NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:12 am Do you guys really take yourselves so seriously that you can’t recognize the difference between a real read and a fairly unsubtle satirical read
I don't. Can you link?JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:11 am Oh, "terms". I see with your follow-up posts Nanook.
I don't care about this tee bee aych. Them juicy reads of your own would help satiate this thirsty cowboy. How do we not have a cowboy emoji?NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:12 am Do you guys really take yourselves so seriously that you can’t recognize the difference between a real read and a fairly unsubtle satirical read
Like it obviously wasn’t real, I said so immediately
What even is the benefit of doing that as scum, why not just ride it out
You can say it wasn’t funny, sure, but it was very clearly not serious
Is that command F6?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:11 amSo try and lynch me.MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:06 amI do think this man is lyingJackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:05 am Also, if my read changes, I’ll pretend I was just trying to provoke a reaction all along.![]()
But I really do think she’s a baddie.
Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:14 amNANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:12 am Do you guys really take yourselves so seriously that you can’t recognize the difference between a real read and a fairly unsubtle satirical read![]()
I will murder you for breathing the wrong way.NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:12 am Do you guys really take yourselves so seriously that you can’t recognize the difference between a real read and a fairly unsubtle satirical read
Like it obviously wasn’t real, I said so immediately
What even is the benefit of doing that as scum, why not just ride it out
You can say it wasn’t funny, sure, but it was very clearly not serious