Would you rather - -

#601

Grand Theft Auto

Would you rather play Nethack or Myst?

#602

Myst, I used to LOVE that game~

Do you drink cow milk or almond/rice/coconut milk?

#603

Cows milk, but then I've not tasted the others.

Would you rather swim or hike in the summer?

#604

Swim!

Would you rather be pissed off or pissed on?

#605

Most definitely pissed on.

Would you rather be tickled or punched?

#606

Um...tickled.

Would you rather look like Severus Snape or Ron Weasley?

#607

Severus Snape.

Would you rather be a wizard or an architect?

#608

A wizard~ I could magically possess architect skills as a wizard, not so much the other way around.

Watch cartoons or watch documentaries?

#609

Documentaries.

Listen to techno or opera?

#610

Opera.

Would you rather eat beef stew or clam chowder?

#611

Hmm I like both but I have stew less often so ill go w that.

Would you rather be icarly or Victorious?

#612

I don't know who either of these people are, so I will go with Victorious since icarly sounds like Apple had a tween girl.

Would you rather plant sit for a man-eating pitcher plant or pet sit for Cujo?

#613

Cujo, I have a way with dogs

Would you rather eat dinner with Ivan the Terrible or Peter the Great?

#614

Peter

Would you rather evaporate or melt?

#615

Melt. I hate being thirsty and I can take the heat.

Would you rather eat a Patty Melt or a Grilled Cheese?

#616

Grilled cheese.

Red Sox or Yankees

#617

Umm Red Sox?

Nanny's Striped Socks or Crocs?

#618

Striped socks

Glasses or contacts?

#619

Contacts

Mechanical or Standard Pencil?

#620

Mechanical~ I hate pencil shavings

On a magnet board; all the magnets uniform, or all different?

#621

Uniform in shape but varying colors and/or patterns. Let's not go too crazy.

Chalkboard or markerboard?

#622

Chalkboard.

Pen or typewriter?

#623

Pen. I have neat handwriting and I'm always scared of purchasing a haunted typewriter.

Would you rather receive a singing telegram or a the world's entire remaining supply of Smallpox?

#624

Isn't smallpox a disease? Why would I want that?

I'll take the telegram.

Would you rather hang from the rafters or swing on the chandeliers?

#625

Always wanted to swing from chandeliers.

Would you rather eat dragon or orc?

#626

Orc would be too close to cannibalism.

Elf or unicorn? To eat or ride.

#627

I never wanted to eat an elf, but i did want to ride a unicorn when I was six or so, so i will stick with that.

Science Fiction or fantasy?

#628

Sci fiiiiii

Nature doc or bio doc?

#629

Nature doc.

Academic history book or historical novel?

#630

Historical novel.

Would you rather watch Blade Runner or read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

#631

I love Blade Runner but I think I might rather read the book as I've only read it once before.

Would you rather watch Stalker or read Roadside Picnic?

#632

Watch stalker

Would you rather watch a movie with michael j fox or Jason Bateman?

#633

Michael J Fox

Would you rather get a tattoo of a butt on your arm or a tattoo of an arm on your butt?

#634

Arm on the butt.

Would you rather see mainstream movie that everyone is talking about or a little know but critically acclaimed film.

#635

Always the latter. I don't hate mainstream, but I believe in voting with your wallet, so if I 'm cinema-bound, I want to give my $ to the indie.

Would you rather have to take an Anger Management course or a Poor Driver course?

#636

Anger Management. I think I'd pass that one more easily.

Would you rather work at a prison or a mental hospital?

#637

Mental hospital.

Would you rather dies by guillotine or by firing squad?

#638

Guillotine! Although it would be scary not seeing what was happening. Although I guess they usually blindfold you for a firing squad.

Have a double espresso before bed or have two shots before work?

#639

Two shots before work, definitely. Hell, I'd probably perform better even though I don't drink in the morning as a rule.

Would you rather kiss Ben Affleck or Johnny Depp?

#640

Johnny Depp is a little old for me, but I sure as hell ain't kissing Ben Affleck. I'm more of a Jason Segel or Chris Pratt girl.

Who would you rather give a horse or a dog beer?

#641

Horse, they are bigger so I (would hope) they are less affected by it.

Would you rather kiss a horse or a dog?

#642

I am afraid of horses a bit and I think kissing a horse would allow it to take a chunk out of my face, so I will go with dog.

Would you rather poop in a box like a cat or go outside to an outhouse.

#643

I guess it depends on whether or not I'm alone/desperate. In normal circumstances I'd rather use an outhouse.

Would you rather be a human stuck in a hamster ball for a day or a hamster stuck in an office for a day?

#644

I like being safe so in a hamster ball. Maybe I could burn some serious calories while I was at it.

Would you rather sleep in a tent or a hammock?

#645

Hammock.

Would you rather visit Montana or Rhode Island?

#646

Montana

Would you rather reincarnate as a bird or an alligator?

#647

Bird (although I don't believe humans do reincarnate as animals other than human)

Would you rather reincarnate as an animal or a plant?

#648

Vompatti wrote:Bird (although I don't believe humans do reincarnate as animals other than human)

Would you rather reincarnate as an animal or a plant?

Animal, preferrably my cat.

Are you guilty of Schadenfraude?

#649

Schadenfreude Listeni/ˈʃɑːdənfrɔɪdə/ (German: [ˈʃaːdənˌfʁɔʏdə]) is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

I do find certain unfortunate events amusing, particularly if they happen to unpleasant people, but in general I'd wish for everyone to be equally happy and not bothered by too many obstacles.

Do you often feel Sehnsucht?

#650

Vompatti wrote:Schadenfreude Listeni/ˈʃɑːdənfrɔɪdə/ (German: [ˈʃaːdənˌfʁɔʏdə]) is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

I do find certain unfortunate events amusing, particularly if they happen to unpleasant people, but in general I'd wish for everyone to be equally happy and not bothered by too many obstacles.

Do you often feel Sehnsucht?

When my husband and I still lived in separate countries, yes. I guess I have Sehnsucht about having a job that will live up to my degree.

Do you have intense joie de vivre?