Champions 2019 - Crisis on The Syndicate [GAME OVER]

[Epignosis]

Come on, Dom. You have to at least laugh at my nonsense. I'm a funny guy.

[Turnip Head]

As predicted, Turnip didn't give a shit what I posted.

I have nothing new to say to you

[Dom]

Come on, Dom. You have to at least laugh at my nonsense. I'm a funny guy.

I find you amusing, Rob.

I don't find Turnip or Colin amusing.

[Dom]

Shot

Meh I'll defend myself later. Sorry for playing like hot garbage this game whoops

Chaser

As predicted, Turnip didn't give a shit what I posted.

I have nothing new to say to you

[Epignosis]

Come on, Dom. You have to at least laugh at my nonsense. I'm a funny guy.

I find you amusing, Rob.

I don't find Turnip or Colin amusing.

If I had put a Chris Matthews picture in that spoiler, it would have been perfect. But alas, I failed to think of it in time.

[Epignosis]

Shot

Meh I'll defend myself later. Sorry for playing like hot garbage this game whoops

Chaser

As predicted, Turnip didn't give a shit what I posted.

I have nothing new to say to you

I know what a shot and chaser is (believe me), but what does it mean here?

[Turnip Head]

It means I have a stalker

[Dom]

It's a meme format used to compare and contrast two wildly different things, usually in irony or a sardonic manner, for comedic effect.

[Dom]

It means I have a stalker

Go fuck yourself

[Epignosis]

Christ almighty I'm old and should live in my house forever. I am literally about to have a shot and chaser.

[Epignosis]

And by "literally" I MEAN GODDAMN LITERALLY. Whiskey and a chaser.

[Epignosis]

Ahem.

[Dom]

I'd truly love to have a real discussion this game. Who is interested?

[Epignosis]

I'm fine with my vote for Colin. I have to think of a...secret vote.

SECRET VOTE woooooo

[Epignosis]

I'd truly love to have a real discussion this game. Who is interested?

Sorry I'm not woke enough.

Am I using the lingo right?

[Dom]

Dom doesn't post about TH for days really, prioritizes Jay and sig et al.

Dom pushes TH on something

TH: "omg dom is stalking me"

like what the fuck

[Dom]

I'd truly love to have a real discussion this game. Who is interested?

Sorry I'm not woke enough.

Am I using the lingo right?

Fuck off

I'm just looking to actually discuss the game, who is good, who is bad.

Turnip Head isn't interseted because he does not want to find baddies.

How do you feel about Michelle?

[Epignosis]

Nah, I'm done giving you shit Dom. Thanks for being a good sport.

I suspect Michelle.

[Epignosis]

With Michelle, the suspicion exists because of other people. Nothing direct. I can show you examples from what I've seen.

[Dom]

I have almost no read on her. I'm very bad at it.

[Epignosis]

I think Michelle and Colin are connected.

[Dom]

How so?

[Epignosis]

But that's entirely based on what Colin has said, so it's in no way useful I don't think.

[Epignosis]

And I suspect Colin more.

[Epignosis]

There is a second lynch today.

If we are allowed to talk about out picks, then EVERYONE needs to vote and EVERYONE needs to announce a secret pick.

There's no excuse for this. Unless I am misunderstanding things, this needs to happen.

If you vote otherwise than your spoken vote, you will be held accountable.

[Dom]

I'll put one of them on Collin and another on Turnip.

Jay isn't off the table for me either.

[Epignosis]

I think about it tomorrow.

For today I'm fried.

[Dom]

I forget not every teacher took a personal day tomorrow.

I hope your day was not the pandemonium we had. Things are getting not good with this virus in NH.

[Dom]

listen to heartbreak weather

[Jackofhearts2005]

TH probably just in antispew so that's nice.

Like if I was in his position, I'd be lighting this thread on fire with everything I could muster to get out of the situation or to give the town something they could use.

[Turnip Head]

If it helps at all, I used the green arrow bow on Michelle night 2 but it was redirected to sabie (lol). I got the chance to use it again last night but it was blocked

[Turnip Head]

I assume sig was responsible for redirecting my shot onto his teammate which is just hilarious

[Dom]

bullshit

[Turnip Head]

Other than that I'm exhausted and have not played particularly well. My continued existence is more of a hindrance to town than a benefit

[Dom]

Turnip Head did not mention Michelle on Days 3 or 4.

Briefly voted her on Day 5.

[Turnip Head]

Yeah because I tried to kill her and a baddie died instead

[Dom]

turnip head does this night two.

Does not mention michelle for two straight game days????

[Turnip Head]

turnip head does this night two.

Does not mention michelle for two straight game days????

[Dom]

Update-- he did mention her Day 3. I fucked up. Sorry folks. He even briefly voted her.

I think I like Sloonei, but I don't remember why now.

maybe you can dig in memories?

This is two posts from SVS now that have felt like they could be written by a scum. Not that they are, just that they could be.

I certainly don't have a mindmeld with Radishes this game

Possible teammate distancing?

I am here, will catch up and post thoughts later today.

Uh, “champion”!

Going at Iso links and choosing the first.
Strange how he looks non interested in this game

More possible distancing?

TH's working theory seemed to be that Michelle was sig's teammate all along. Is this possible?
It sure is.

It does not square with Epi's theory of being connected to Colin, but I'm at least seeing consistency with Day 1 TH.

[Dom]

Turnip, in the immediate aftermath of what he claims here makes the following two posts.

[VOTE: Michelle] aubergine I'm not seeing town fire in her

Where even is Michelle? I feel like I wasn't there for the one thing she actually did, does she only exist in a bizarro world? Could she have been forced to case speedchuck? There's no evidence that this actually happened, I almost don't believe it did and we're still in a dream, but like in real life

He then drops Michelle like a hot potato. Worth remembering this was Mac lynch day.

I just realized TH was in a different dream thread. That's why I see no posts from him on Day 4 about Michelle. Can anyone else provide context about this?

[TonyStarkPrime]

I forget not every teacher took a personal day tomorrow.

I hope your day was not the pandemonium we had. Things are getting not good with this virus in NH.

Schools in Michigan are out til April. Teachers at the school I student taught at had absolutely no notice. It's gonna be pandemonium.

[Dom]

I fucked up. The second post in that is from Day 5.

I am a mess.

[Dom]

I forget not every teacher took a personal day tomorrow.

I hope your day was not the pandemonium we had. Things are getting not good with this virus in NH.

Schools in Michigan are out til April. Teachers at the school I student taught at had absolutely no notice. It's gonna be pandemonium.

I don't want to get too detailed about what's going on internally here, but I think we need to start cancelling and soon.

[Dom]

OK so here are TH's posts on Michelle Day 5 onward.

Spoiler: show

Where even is Michelle? I feel like I wasn't there for the one thing she actually did, does she only exist in a bizarro world? Could she have been forced to case speedchuck? There's no evidence that this actually happened, I almost don't believe it did and we're still in a dream, but like in real life

Wow you've got your finger on my pulse. That's exactly what I've been doing.

Poe in the morning

define morning in GMT time please.

Mafia morning, Mafia Standard Time

Ted
Michelle
Speed
Tony is my pet paranoia read
Colin could be bad but I don't think so
Juliets could be bad but she seems okay for now
Jimmy is acting unjimmyish and begging me to scumread him

I guess that's where I'm at

[You have no reason to Poe me

Why should you not be in my PoE?

@JaggedJimmyJay @Epignosis @Michelle @Sloonei @speedchuck @Tranq @Dom @TonyStarkPrime @juliets @ColinIsCool

Does anyone townread TH? He seems to be the most consensus suspect and I would rather agree to focus elsewhere and lynch him via secret ballot if there's no way he's escaping lynch anyway.

So speak now so we can organize this.

I do, I did an ISO a while back and walked away satisfied. I don’t remember Jay’s ISO but I guess I should check it out if that’s what’s motivating most people

Can you be more specific?

About which part. Being satisfied? I think we’ve talked about this before. I basically found myself mind-melding with TH.

But TH keeps saying things that are wrong with no explanation.

That's my trademark tyvm

This picks back up a bit, but...

I feel like this is so he can have that team's night kill, if I'm quite honest with you.

[Dom]

[VOTE: Turnip Head] aubergine

[Dom]

We have two lynches... we can easily solve this problem.

[Turnip Head]

Desecrate my body

[TonyStarkPrime]

So if Turnip were to flip scum, Michelle would have to be pretty clear, right?

[Dom]

uhh why?

I think Turnip might be telling the truth here, but i am suspect of his motives.

[Dom]

Aren't you the guy that just yells multiball over and over again?