The Game of Champions 2018 [ENDGAME]

[nutella]

P.C. Thirty-one said, "we caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
(Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them
So-o-o-o
But as the words are leaving his lips,
a noise comes from behind (dudu du du)
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead

[colonialbob]

If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.

[Epignosis]

The poll has been reset. If you voted, you will need to do so again.

Make sure you read your PMs before posting in a new phase.

[speedchuck]

Now, others may have told you that last nights model was ideal, but that's rubbish, I'll tell you. And really, in these days of magic and voodoo and such, you've gotta consider the pros and cons of getting more bang for your buck, yeah? Take a look at these beauts. All lined up in a row, nice and pretty. This one has the nice turnip scented upholstry, and I'm going to sit on it for a bit while you look at the other options. See anything you like? Let me do some research and get back with you.

[Quin]

King Prawn with Chili Sauce - $21.90

[nutella]

King Prawn with Chili Sauce - $21.90

Coffee dessert, yes, you know it's good news

[nutella]

number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine,

[sprityo]

Darlings, I write to on my desire to getaway to an island because this accrusde place is really dragging on me. I wish for a place beautiful and elegant like Paris with its bread and wine, passionate kisses or absolutely stunning like the Bahama’s white sand beaches and crystal clear water. I’ll write you more of my woes as I think of them, but darlings I absolutely need a getaway from this dreary game

[sprityo]

Never mind guys I got it clarified, but anyways, welcome back bob, I am automatically suspicious of you in a macdougal kind of way. Upon my return to Oklahoma I’ll really dig in and see if I can find something on someone else

but yknow who else would be suspicious if bob? Mac! Yes you and your friends should go visit hell Some Fucking Island and see the illustrious Fucking Rock Archs on the White Sand Beaches. Perfect getaway for the lovely couples you all have inside you and outside you, it’s the perfect vacation spot for anything

[sprityo]

come to big bill hells! Bring your wife! We’ll fuck your wife, GUARANTEED!

[sprityo]

Spoiler: show

[ytubehd][/ytubehd]

[Sloonei]

[Long Con]

[reywaS]

[juliets]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possessed

[juliets]

P.C. Thirty-one said, "we caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
(Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them
So-o-o-o
But as the words are leaving his lips,
a noise comes from behind (dudu du du)
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursed ?

[juliets]

Now, others may have told you that last nights model was ideal, but that's rubbish, I'll tell you. And really, in these days of magic and voodoo and such, you've gotta consider the pros and cons of getting more bang for your buck, yeah? Take a look at these beauts. All lined up in a row, nice and pretty. This one has the nice turnip scented upholstry, and I'm going to sit on it for a bit while you look at the other options. See anything you like? Let me do some research and get back with you.

If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.

King Prawn with Chili Sauce - $21.90

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursed

[S~V~S]

Greeting from Dairyland!

I am your new Dairy Council Spokesperson (as a vegan I am an odd choice for this job, but hey, I can do anything if I put my mind to it!)!!

The Dairy Council has decided to have a FABULOUS DAIRY GIVEAWAY CONTEST!!

Yogurt! Yummy yummy YOGURT! Who doesn't love frozen yogurt pops! As I catch up to this community Bulletin Board I will be quoting posts I like or found helpful and awarding then
YUMMY YOGURT POPS!!

If I find postings on this Community Bulletin Board that I think lack the rich, creamy Goodness of Milk, I will give those posts some nasty old soy milk YUCK!!!

[ColinIsCool]

There were two men working at a farm, and it’s very much an Of Mice and Men sort of thing — little smart guy, his big slow friend. One day they’re working when they see the farmer’s daughter exit the farmhouse, get on her horse and ride it around. And they see how beautiful she is — perfect skin, bright white smile, brilliant hair, and everything else you want in a woman. The big man sees her and, slackjawed, says to his friend, “I’m in love. I need to get her to talk to me. You help me.”

The little guy thinks about it for a while and then comes to a decision. “Okay, I can do that. But you’ll have to do what I say exactly, okay?” he begins. “Later tonight, when everyone’s asleep, you need to jimmy your way into the stable. Go find her horse. Once you do, you’ll have to paint its hind legs green.”

The big man ponders on this idea for a while, and while it makes no sense to him, not much did. So later that night, when all the farm was asleep, he crept into the stable, located the horse, and painted its hind legs green. The next morning, he was working beside his friend when the farmer’s daughter returned on her horse, now with 2 green legs. She rode it around the property, unfazed by the alteration, and then locked it up in the stable, returning to the farmhouse.

The big man was confused. “What happened?” he asked.

The little man thought on his plan. “I figured that may happen, but now I’ve got it. Tonight you need to go back to the stable, but paint all the legs green. Then she’ll talk to you.”

The big man still didn’t understand, but he figured it was worth a shot. Again that night, he crept into the stable, found the horse with half-green legs, and painted the remaining pair. The horse was all green on bottom now.

The next morning, he was working beside his friend again when the farmer’s daughter returned on her horse, now with 4 green legs. She rode it around the property, again, and the same as before, did not talk to the big guy. Now he was mad.

“Listen here, pipsqueak,” he started, “if you don’t get her to talk to me, I’m gonna be upset!” The little man knew that when his friend got upset, people got hurt. He was worried.

“Okay, okay,” the little man said, “take it easy! I’ve got it this time. You need to go back into the stable tonight. BUT! This time, paint the whole entire horse green.”

The big man, nearly foaming at the mouth, summoned up some patience and decided: okay, one last try. That night, he sneaked into the stable and used all the paint he had left on the horse, making it green as grass all over.

The next morning, the pair are working when they see the farmer’s daughter walk out, horse in tow. But instead of getting on it, she just looks it up and down, taking in the color. She then looks at the big guy. And then she starts walking over. And she is every bit as beautiful as she looked from afar.

“Now’s your chance, big guy, say what you want to say!” the little guy says.

She reaches them and looks at the big guy. “Hello,” she says in a sultry voice. “Why is my horse green?”

The big guy looks to the horse for a second, then at her.

He replies, “Wanna fuck?”

[ColinIsCool]

Because votes matter at EOD.

Yes they do. Not in the way you think it does though.

Ok, thank you for the lesson.

if you think everyone should just conform to whatever wagons are already popular because "votes matter" then i've got news for you

An applicant was at a job interview when he was asked what his greatest weakness is. He thought about it and said, “I’m too honest.”

The questioner clicked his tongue. “I don’t think that’s a weakness at all.”

The applicant replied, “I don’t give a shit what you think.”

[sprityo]

Technically speaking I have what appears to be the easiest curse to deal with, i at least can parse together my thoughts with an addendum at the end rather than being all vague and shit

I’ll mostly keep my talking to a minimum however and vote where I believe my suspicions actually lie. Cbob is merely my fallback option which I’ll support if need be.

Yknow who really needs support? You my friend, you and your significant other should visit DC and see all the monuments. From a distance of course because there’s protests all on the streets and the government is shutdown! Yes get some blurry angle shots of such great places as the Washington Monument or That Pond. All at an afforadable rate! Plan your next getaway to mildy okay weather Washington DC today!

[S~V~S]

A CREAMY ORANGE CREAMSICLE YOGURT POP TO [mention]ColinIsCool[/mention]

Spoiler: show

Because votes matter at EOD.

Yes they do. Not in the way you think it does though.

Ok, thank you for the lesson.

if you think everyone should just conform to whatever wagons are already popular because "votes matter" then i've got news for you

An applicant was at a job interview when he was asked what his greatest weakness is. He thought about it and said, “I’m too honest.”

The questioner clicked his tongue. “I don’t think that’s a weakness at all.”

The applicant replied, “I don’t give a shit what you think.”

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AND A DELIGHTUL, TASTY AND NUTRITIOUS MIXED BERRY POP TO [mention]Elohcin[/mention] !!

Spoiler: show

Who wants to tell me how we CFD'd onto a friendly Indy?

(Pretend it wasn't me and I'm just some rando who replaced in)

Aw that was a fun role to lose. Bye Simon!

I don't have much experience with games like this, fullyclosed with no roles shown. I played a few not many. When someone role claims, we just believe them? I went BOTD cause it was Day 1, but in general, is it common for baddies to take claim to avoid a lynch?

You can respond as you'd like. Listen to tone, read through their other posts, and decide if you trust them. I have fake claimed right before getting lynched as a baddie. It almost saved me. In fact, it was in a game where you could choose your own role, kind-of and I had only wished I had thought of the fake claim sooner and make it my real role.

[sig]

Town has to take a hard left turn today and make sure not to make a U-turn to what we were doing yesterday.

[Elohcin]

I am victim of voodoo

You've been BAMBOOZLED!

But they don't know that we know they know we know!

Je m'appelle Claude.

[DharmaHelper]

[Sloonei]

[juliets]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_of_Confusion

[DharmaHelper]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_of_Confusion

[Turnip Head]

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.

[juliets]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_of_Confusion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possessed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_jeopardy

[Elohcin]

princess consuela bananahammock

[juliets]

I am victim of voodoo

You've been BAMBOOZLED!

But they don't know that we know they know we know!

Je m'appelle Claude.

princess consuela bananahammock

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Friends_episodes

[sprityo]

You know what we need friends? A vacation, preferably somewhere with ISO links because I’m on mobile, it’ll benefit us all to have something in such convenience! I heard there’ll be squid and turnips on the menu at the fancy hotel for dinner. Yes let us go on this beautiful vacay to Heck-If-I-Know Resort and Spa.

[Long Con]

[nijuukyugou]

Either it's Day 7, or everyone's gone nuts.

[juliets]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursed

[nijuukyugou]

come to big bill hells! Bring your wife! We’ll fuck your wife, GUARANTEED!

Either I'm dying of laughter, or dying of laughter

[novaselinenever]

Call it tornado, volcano, military onslaught, or what you will, this town found that it had a bunch of kids who had wills that would admit of no snoozing ; for that is Youth, on its forward march of inquiry, thought and action.

[nutella]

Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun...

[colonialbob]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursed

The jaws of power are always open to devour, and her arm is always stretched out, if possible, to destroy the freedom of thinking, speaking, and writing.

[colonialbob]

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

[VOTE: Luna] aubergine

[juliets]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursed

The jaws of power are always open to devour, and her arm is always stretched out, if possible, to destroy the freedom of thinking, speaking, and writing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Founding_ ... ted_States

[nutella]

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

[VOTE: Luna] aubergine

Speaking words of wisdom

[VOTE: luna] aubergine

[nutella]

Yo, if you people lynch me today, I'm not going to redirect any baddie attacks tonight. But up to you.

Aw that was a fun role to lose. Bye Simon!

I don't have much experience with games like this, fullyclosed with no roles shown. I played a few not many. When someone role claims, we just believe them? I went BOTD cause it was Day 1, but in general, is it common for baddies to take claim to avoid a lynch?

Sexy Sadie, what have you done
You made a fool of everyone
You made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie, ooh, what have you done
Sexy Sadie, you broke the rules
You laid it down for all to see
You laid it down for all to see
Sexy Sadie, ooh, you broke the rules
One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover
She came along and turned on everyone
Sexy Sadie, the greatest of them all
Sexy Sadie, how did you know
The world was waiting just for you
The world was waiting just for you
Sexy Sadie, ooh, how did you know
Sexy Sadie, you'll get yours yet
However big you think you are
However big you think you are
Sexy Sadie, ooh, you'll get yours yet
We gave her everything we owned just to sit at her table
Just a smile would lighten everything
Sexy Sadie, she's the latest and the greatest of them all
She made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie
However big you think you are
Sexy Sadie

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

[VOTE: Luna] aubergine

Speaking words of wisdom

[VOTE: luna] aubergine

[Lunalee]

Hello peoples!
Glad to join you fine players
I need to read the thread

Haikus are very scary
Especially to myself writing
I hope I'll succeed

[Lunalee]

Spoiler: show

fuck it

voting sloonei

Spoiler: show

to tie it up, and to see how others react

[VOTE: sloonei] aubergine

[Long Con]

[Long Con]

[Turnip Head]

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

[VOTE: Luna] aubergine

Here's a guy, here's a guy who when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

[ColinIsCool]

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

[VOTE: Luna] aubergine

A traveling merchant found himself on one side of a wide, windy river. The waters roared beneath him and no bridge in sight offered passage across. But he saw another merchant facing him from across it, and so he yelled “How do you get to the other side of this river?”

The merchant yelled back, “You are on the other side.”