JaggedJimmyJay wrote:bea wrote:Omg. He does the WORST JJJ impersonation I've ever read.
I want to see this.

It sadly got cleared to make room for the next person, but he tried to tell me at first that he was JJJ and a netural that could win with any team and he just didn't want to die and was zeebs on my baddie team? And are there two teams? And if not Lorab and Zeeb who are my teamates.
Given I was a civ no one was my baddie teammate - so ya know. no.
I was drinking and cooking dinner at the time and came off a long shift of work so I was prolly WAY short with him. Poor soul. I treated him like he was one of my staff and I hit the end of my rope because I wasn't working so I was done answering puppy dog questions for the day.
Also - he was - his phrases and everything NOT JJJ.
So you know. I called him a liar. Cuz while I've not had bts with you, I can't imagine you being less than your full on self in bts too.
Then I thought maybe he was Matt because we have had so much bts together and he kinda sounded....oddly like Matt. So he coped to being Wigly. Which for a while I bought. (btw LC - diggz says I should blame you for my trust of Wigly for this. Just sayin...) Since Wigly is pretty much an enigma to me I did buy that. And told him his "info" was wrong and I was a civ. Keep in mind, I didn't know what game chatterbox was from or anything. I miss LOTS these days.
Then he FINALLY copped lying to me AGAIN. And that he was LC. And then I was all GOD DAMNIT LC!!!!
Then I finally believed he was a civ. Even though I still wouldn't tell him all my positions - just my prefered ones and why. And he was all you still don't trust me 100 percent do you? And I was all not till your role card is turned and it doesn't say "recruited" after it. You taught me not to. And then we had a cyan code where he would pull peeps into his bts and I would know what he thought about them and then everyone lynched him.
TH doesn't lie.
My bts with LC is HANDS DOWN one of my all time most favorite mafia moments. It was so fun and funny. And awesome. And we were going to be awesome civs together!! And it's fitting that this was one of my most favorite mafia moments of all time since he gave me my most favorite mafia role of all time. Cut sadly too short.
That reminds me - LC - since rebooting is a thing - what would you think about rebooting Sandman?