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Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:46 pm
by Sorsha
This is the sign up thread for Haiku Mafia!!
I will have a full list of the rules, guidelines, etc during the game but just in case the name of the game doesn't make it obvious, here is rule #1:
1. All posts must be written in the 5-7-5 haiku format.
Players
1 Golden
2 DrWilgy
3 Dragon D Luffy
4 Quin
5 S~V~S
6 Long Con
7 Dom
8 G-Man
9 nutella
10 a2thezebra
11 thellama73
12 TheFloyd73
13 Ricochet
Alternate
Metalmarsh89
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:57 pm
by Golden
IN! EXTREMELY in.
This might be my favourite
mafia heist theme
refrigerator
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:59 pm
by DrWilgy
Looks like the doctor
Will be entering the fray
Refrigerator
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 5:07 pm
by Dragon D. Luffy
This sounds really fun.
Might be busy with other games though.
I will wait and see.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 5:11 pm
by Dragon D. Luffy
Well fuck it. I'm in.
I'll be on vacation soon.
I can't not play this.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 5:15 pm
by Quin
How could I not play
This game sounds quirky as hell
Please don't make me bad
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 5:18 pm
by Dragon D. Luffy
You're always bad Quin.
By the way you forgot to vote
Refrigerator.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 5:24 pm
by Quin
You do have a point.
I am bad at mafia.
Tyrannosaurus.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 5:30 pm
by Dragon D. Luffy
No by bad I mean
You're always a top suspect
Even if you're civ
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 5:48 pm
by Quin
You need to keep up
I was green on all rainbows
In the Mad Max game
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 5:49 pm
by Golden
Quin wrote:You need to keep up
I was green on all rainbows
In the Mad Max game
You were actually bad
Trust that to be the one time
No-one lynches you
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 5:55 pm
by Quin
Golden wrote:Quin wrote:You need to keep up
I was green on all rainbows
In the Mad Max game
You were actually bad
Trust that to be the one time
No-one lynches you
I did the same thing
In the fun Zodiac game
Beginners luck, huh?
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:05 pm
by S~V~S
A nice heist about my favorite poetic form will be a nice game to come back from break.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:25 pm
by Golden
S~V~S wrote:A nice heist about my favorite poetic form will be a nice game to come back from break.
Immediate death!
You did not post in haiku
Modkill incoming.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:30 pm
by Ricochet
During pressing times
More mafia temptation
Woe my omelette
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:13 pm
by S~V~S
Golden wrote:S~V~S wrote:A nice heist about my favorite poetic form will be a nice game to come back from break.
Immediate death!
You did not post in haiku
Modkill incoming.
Do cut me some slack
My favorite poetic form
just a tad rusty
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:32 pm
by Long Con
That post was a shock
My heart is still beating fast
I have to sit down
S~V~S o why?
Why did you disrupt the flow?
I'll still play the game
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:43 pm
by Dom
In in in in in
in in in in in in in
in in in in in
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:45 pm
by Dom
seven players in
seven syllables in a
middle line-- WOW--EE
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:46 pm
by Dom
bad at poetry
dom is bad at poetry
occultism lul
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:49 pm
by G-Man
Seems that some of you
Need to get a lesson in
Counting syllables
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:50 pm
by G-Man
Seeing as I helped
Inspire this game I feel
That I should play it
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 12:04 am
by Dom
may i just say that
i am still so honored to
be in your sig, G
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 12:56 am
by nutella
I hate this so much
this is so damn obnoxious
I am in as hell
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 1:16 am
by Golden
nutella is in!
This lineup gets better and
better ev'ry hour
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:12 am
by a2thezebra
Cannot wait for this
My kind of fucking game yo
Refrigerator
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:54 am
by Long Con
Are there punishments
For failing to haiku right?
And what will they be?
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:23 am
by S~V~S
Long Con wrote:That post was a shock
My heart is still beating fast
I have to sit down
S~V~S o why?
Why did you disrupt the flow?
Haiku thread title
Is all that I really read
was too excited
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:28 am
by JaggedJimmyJay
Your dutiful MoD
I am so honored to be
Give me your concerns
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:38 am
by Long Con
JaggedJimmyJay wrote:Your dutiful MoD
I am so honored to be
Give me your concerns
My concern would be
Count of syllables I see
If said M - O - D?
But that's just not me
I say Mod just as do thee
With big or small D
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:10 pm
by Sorsha
Long Con wrote:Are there punishments
For failing to haiku right?
And what will they be?
I am debating
Whether I need to have one
What do all you think?
JaggedJimmyJay wrote:Your dutiful MoD
I am so honored to be
Give me your concerns
Look what we have here!
Someone to count syllables!
Thank you Jimmy Jay!

Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:38 pm
by thellama73
When I'm bored at work
Posting haikus keeps me sane
Killing's a plus, too.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:18 pm
by S~V~S
Sorsha wrote:Long Con wrote:Are there punishments
For failing to haiku right?
And what will they be?
I am debating
Whether I need to have one
What do all you think?
If someone forgets
to post in Haiku at all
Then a punishment
If just nitpicking
the number of syllables
then no punishment?
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:39 pm
by Golden
S~V~S wrote:Sorsha wrote:Long Con wrote:Are there punishments
For failing to haiku right?
And what will they be?
I am debating
Whether I need to have one
What do all you think?
If someone forgets
to post in Haiku at all
Then a punishment
If just nitpicking
the number of syllables
then no punishment?
Or, for the first one
A game-related sanction
That makes life harder
For syllable fails
Sorsha will give you a theme
For your next haiku
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:52 pm
by Dragon D. Luffy
Make X posts without
missing syllables. And get
an in-game reward
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:57 pm
by Dragon D. Luffy
I'm not a native
English speaker. You guys need
to at least beat me
So I wonder how
many haikus I have
gotten right till now
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:57 pm
by Golden
Dragon D. Luffy wrote:Make X posts without
missing syllables. And get
an in-game reward
Congratulations
You now get double XP
For 24 hours
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:58 pm
by Golden
Dragon D. Luffy wrote:So I wonder how
many haikus I have
gotten correct yet
Quite a few I think
You seem to be doing well
But not on that one...
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:59 pm
by Dragon D. Luffy
I tried to edit
that post. But you were too fast.
Refrigerator
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:02 pm
by Dragon D. Luffy
Now I want to make
more haikus. But I don't have
any else to say
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:23 pm
by Dragon D. Luffy
I was bored. So I
Went to Naruto Forums
And posted them there
https://forums.hero-academia.com/posts/56380350/
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:16 am
by TheFloyd73
This heist will be my
gallant return. Prodigal
son of Syndicate.
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:37 am
by a2thezebra
TheFloyd73 wrote:This heist will be my
gallant return. Prodigal
son of Syndicate.
Ah, that reminds me
Are emojis not allowed?
Because that would suck
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:08 am
by Ricochet
Unidentified
Buckminsterfullerene
Abomination
Flips a coin to see
Which of this or Voc to play
Lands on playing both :/
Here goes nothing, then
What is life but a string of
Forever losing
TheFloyd wrote:
Captivating, yes.
Perhaps too captivating.
I have missed my flight.

Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:45 am
by Marmot
I missed the signups
This game filled up oh so fast
Call me alternate
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:54 am
by Ricochet
^Do you want my seat
That way the role might for once
Live more than a day
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:55 am
by Marmot
Unfortunately
I couldn't commit until
Monday roles around
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:08 pm
by Sorsha
Yay! We are all full!
I will start the game tonight.
It is snowing here
a2thezebra wrote:TheFloyd73 wrote:This heist will be my
gallant return. Prodigal
son of Syndicate.
Ah, that reminds me
Are emojis not allowed?
Because that would suck
Emojis don't count
As a syllable to me
Someone come shovel

Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 3:39 pm
by Golden
Ricochet wrote:^Do you want my seat
That way the role might for once
Live more than a day
Don't count on it, cos
Marmot will probably vote
self, then get wagoned
Re: Haiku Mafia
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 3:58 pm
by Quin
That didn't take long
I can't wait to play this game
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